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Classified Cables On Gaddafi's 38 Year Old "Voluptuous Blonde" Ukrainian Concubine/Nurse, And "Other Eccentricities"

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Following today's rambling hour + long filibuster on TV, suddenly many Americans, most of whom had never heard of Gaddafi, suddenly either have a definitive opinion of his persona, or are quite curious by it. Alas, since he appears to have little to no presence in the US yellow press, we are forced to resort to Wikileaks cable 09TRIPOLI771 "A GLIMPSE INTO LIBYAN LEADER QADHAFI’S ECCENTRICITIES" where in addition to all the things one would expect to find in such a cable, we learn of a peculiar love interest involving the Libyan dictator: namely a "voluptuous blonde" Ukraninian, who is supposedly his personal nurse, but more importantly, concubine. So for the gossip crowd here goes: "Qadhafi relies heavily on his long-time Ukrainian nurse, Galyna XXXXXXXXXXXX, who has been described as a “voluptuous blonde.” Of the rumored staff of four Ukrainian nurses that cater to the Leader’s health and well-being, XXXXXXXXXXXX emphasized to multiple Emboffs that Qadhafi cannot travel without XXXXXXXXXXXX, as she alone “knows his routine.” When XXXXXXXXXXXX’s late visa application resulted in her Security Advisory Opinion being received on the day Qadhafi’s party planned to travel to the U.S., the Libyan Government sent a private jet to ferry her from Libya to Portugal to meet up with the Leader during his rest-stop. Some embassy contacts have claimed that Qadhafi and the 38 year-old XXXXXXXXXXXX have a romantic relationship. While he did not comment on such rumors, a XXXXXXXXXXXX recently confirmed that the Ukrainian nurses “travel everywhere with the Leader.”

Full cable:

S E C R E T SECTION 01 OF 02 TRIPOLI 000771

NOFORN
SIPDIS

STATE FOR NEA/MAG AND INR.

EO 12958 DECL: 9/29/2019
TAGS PREL, PGOV, LY, PINR
SUBJECT: A GLIMPSE INTO LIBYAN LEADER QADHAFI’S ECCENTRICITIES

CLASSIFIED BY: XXXXXXXXXXXX, Ambassador, U.S. Embassy Tripoli, Department of State.
REASON: 1.4 (b), (d)

1. (S/NF) Summary: Recent first-hand experiences with Libyan Leader Muammar al-Qadhafi XXXXXXXXXXXX primarily in preparation for his UNGA trip, provided rare insights into Qadhafi’s inner circle and personal proclivities. Qadhafi appears to rely heavily on XXXXXXXXXXXX and reportedly cannot travel with his senior Ukrainian nurse, Galyna XXXXXXXXXXXX. He also appears to have an intense dislike or fear of staying on upper floors, reportedly prefers not to fly over water, and seems to enjoy horse racing and flamenco dancing. His recent travel may also suggest a diminished dependence on his legendary female guard force, as only one woman bodyguard accompanied him to New York. End Summary.

QADHAFI’S PERSONALITY REFLECTED IN HIS PHOBIAS

2. (S/NF) Muammar al-Qadhafi has been described as both mercurial and eccentric, and our recent first-hand experiences with him and his office, primarily in preparation for his UNGA trip, demonstrated the truth of both characterizations. From the moment Qadhafi’s staff began to prepare for his travel to the United States, XXXXXXXXXXXX various proclivities and phobias began to reveal themselves in every logistical detail. When applying for Qadhafi’s visa, protocol staff asked whether it was necessary for the Leader to submit a portrait of himself that fit consular application regulations, noting that his photo was displayed throughout the city and that anyone of hundreds of billboards could be photographed and shrunken to fit the application’s criteria. When the rule was enforced, protocol staff reluctantly conceded to take a portrait of the Leader specifically for the visa application.

3. (S/NF)  XXXXXXXXXXXX  informed us that the Leader must stay on the first floor of any facility that was rented for him. (XXXXXXXXXXXX told XXXXXXXXXXXX that Qadhafi could not climb more than 35 steps.) XXXXXXXXXXXX cited this requirement as the primary reason that the Libyan residence in New Jersey was selected as the preferred accommodation site rather than the Libyan PermRep’s residence in New York City.XXXXXXXXXXXX also sought to find accommodations with room to pitch Qadhafi’s Bedouin tent, Qadhafi’s traditional site for receiving visitors and conducting meetings, as it offers him a non-verbal way of communicating that he is a man close to his cultural roots.

4. (S/NF) Qadhafi’s dislike of long flights and apparent fear of flying over water also caused logistical headaches  XXXXXXXXXXXX explained that the Libyan delegation would arrive from Portugal, as Qadhafi “cannot fly more than eight hours” and would need to overnight in Europe prior to continuing his journey to New York.  XXXXXXXXXXXX also revealed in the same conversation that Qadhafi does not like to fly over water. Presumably for similar reasons, Qadhafi’s staff also requested a stop in Newfoundland to break his travel from Venezuela to Libya on September 29. [Note: The Government of Canada recently confirmed that the Libyan delegation canceled plans to stop in Newfoundland. End Note.]

DEPENDENCIES: RELIANCE ON A SELECTIVE GROUP OF INDIVIDUALS

5. (S/NF) Qadhafi appears to be almost obsessively dependent on a small core of trusted personnel. XXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXX appears to play an equally important role in Qadhafi’s personal retinueXXXXXXXXXXXX We constantly hear that XXXXXXXXXXXX also plays a key role XXXXXXXXXXXX also seems to have been tasked with insuring that the Leader’s image is well-preserved through the full array of carefully-planned media events.

6. (S/NF) Finally, Qadhafi relies heavily on his long-time Ukrainian nurse, Galyna XXXXXXXXXXXX, who has been described as a “voluptuous blonde.” Of the rumored staff of four Ukrainian nurses that cater to the Leader’s health and well-being, XXXXXXXXXXXX emphasized to multiple Emboffs that Qadhafi cannot travel without XXXXXXXXXXXX, as she alone “knows his routine.” When XXXXXXXXXXXX’s late visa application resulted in her Security Advisory Opinion being received on the day Qadhafi’s party planned to travel to the U.S., the Libyan Government sent a private jet to ferry her from Libya to Portugal to meet up with the Leader during his rest-stop. Some embassy contacts have claimed that Qadhafi and the 38 year-old XXXXXXXXXXXX have a romantic relationship. While he did not comment on such rumors, a XXXXXXXXXXXX recently confirmed that the Ukrainian nurses “travel everywhere with the Leader.”
PREFERENCES - FROM DANCING TO HORSEMAN

7. (S/NF) In addition to the personality quirks revealed through Qadhafi’s travel to New York, the Qadhafi’s preferences for dancing and cultural performances were displayed over the last month. The three-day spectacle of his 40th anniversary in power included performances by dance troupes from Ukraine, Tunisia, Algeria, Egypt, and Morocco, as well as musical performances by bands from Mexico, Russia, New Zealand, and a number of other nations. Qadhafi appeared particularly enthralled by Tuareg horse racing during two of the events, clapping and smiling throughout the races. The flamenco dancers that participated in his celebratory events appeared to spark a similar interest, as Qadhafi decided to stop in Seville (for a “personal trip” according to the Spanish Ambassador here) on his way back to Libya from Venezuela specifically to attend a flamenco dance performance. [Note: That stop has reportedly been scrapped for unknown reasons. End note.]

NO NEW YORK PHOTO OPS - QADHAFI LEAVES FEMALE GUARDS AT HOME

8. (S/NF) While Qadhafi’s reported female guard force has become legendary, it played no role in his travels to New York. Only one female guard was included among the approximately 350-person strong Libyan delegation to New York. This is the same female bodyguard who sticks close to Qadhafi in his domestic and international public appearances and may, in fact, play some sort of formal security role. Observers in Tripoli speculate that the female guard force is beginning to play a diminished role among the Leader’s personal security staff.

9. (S/NF) Comment: Qadhafi’s state visits and appearances at various conferences and summits, both at home and abroad, have revealed greater details about his personality and character. While it is tempting to dismiss his many eccentricities as signs of instability, Qadhafi is a complicated individual who has managed to stay in power for forty years through a skillful balancing of interests and realpolitik methods. Continued engagement with Qadhafi and his inner circle is important not only to learn the motives and interests that drive the world’s longest serving dictator, but also to help overcome the misperceptions that inevitably accumulated during Qadhafi’s decades of isolation. As XXXXXXXXXXXX told us, pointing to a larger-than-life portrait of Qadhafi, “When you have been isolated for so long, it is important to communicate.” End comment.

 

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Tue, 02/22/2011 - 19:08 | 986749 ExpendableOne
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So, when the nursing staff heads back to the Ukraine we know it's really over.

Tue, 02/22/2011 - 19:14 | 986763 AUD
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Shouldn't that be 'nursing staff'. Nudge, nudge, wink, wink!

Tue, 02/22/2011 - 20:16 | 986908 Bob Dobbs
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 "Heads  back to the Ukraine."  Skilled at the art of fellatio.  Coaxing an aged man's sexual equipment into action is a skill, I suppose . . .

Tue, 02/22/2011 - 21:13 | 987027 knukles
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She's listed in the Bulgarian State Mental Health Facilities Directory of Personnel Practicing in Labia as a trained crossdressing "Glyna"cologist.
Woulda thought that he could use more of a prostate prospector sort, but then WTF do I know?
Just speculumatin'.

Tue, 02/22/2011 - 19:19 | 986764 Michael
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Breaking News;

Somalia Pirates Kill Four American Hostages.

Mainstream Media Scrambling to Fill Human Interest Story Gap.

"NAIROBI, Kenya — A pirate fired a rocket-propelled grenade at a U.S. Navy destroyer shadowing a hijacked yacht with four Americans aboard Tuesday. Then gunfire erupted, the military said. U.S. special forces rushed to the yacht only to find the four Americans fatally wounded."

Obama on his way to The Puntland State of Somalia for diplomatic negotiations.

Tue, 02/22/2011 - 19:26 | 986808 cougar_w
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Anyone sailing in the pirate held waters off Somalia who doesn't have dual 50s mounted above decks is a dumb ass. Hell, I wouldn't sail there without a 30mm cannon. Though if I did have a 30mm cannon I'd probably sail right under their noses and dare them to try it, just try it punk.

Tue, 02/22/2011 - 20:10 | 986915 Bob Dobbs
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One .50 would be enough.  I used to be able to demolish a steel truck with about 6 rounds.  The pirates use inflatable boats.

Tue, 02/22/2011 - 21:37 | 987122 Careless Whisper
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gilligan, maryann, and lovee aren't that smart.

 

Tue, 02/22/2011 - 21:39 | 987131 JW n FL
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you will need more than 1 .50 to take down a full speed zodiac..

 

http://www.zodiacmilpro.com/

Tue, 02/22/2011 - 21:59 | 987177 LowProfile
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Yeah, because they are armored to protect teh pilots... (SARC)

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 04:27 | 987865 Bob Dobbs
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True, but the pirates are using any boats they can get.  I don't think they're really very sophisticated.  It's those rockets and the mindset of the shipping companies that are setting the tone.  Fight back, they'll quit.

Tue, 02/22/2011 - 19:53 | 986881 reader2010
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How do we know the Ukrainian nurse doesn't work for the US?

Tue, 02/22/2011 - 20:51 | 987001 DeeDeeTwo
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I suspect she's a double D agent.

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 05:33 | 987906 alpha60
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galyna, the arab speaking ukrainian blonde. ahah.

but the whole diplomatic world knows he like boys.

Tue, 02/22/2011 - 19:07 | 986751 FunkyMonkeyBoy
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Hey, you leave Tony Blair's best friend alone!

Tue, 02/22/2011 - 19:09 | 986752 MrSteve
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The fear of flying over water is probably related to "Lockerbie Justice".

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 01:34 | 987712 barkingbill
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i doubt very much that libya ever had anything to do with lockerbie. 

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 02:49 | 987791 A Man without Q...
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I agree.  If anyone is prepared to spend a couple of hours researching the Lockerbie case, and especially to look into the evidence presented at the trial, the shocking conclusion is there is very little evidence of Libyan involvement.  What is also overlooked is that Al Megrahi had been pushing for an appeal to his case and the Scottish authorities thought it pretty likely his conviction would be quashed.

Tue, 02/22/2011 - 19:11 | 986756 Cognitive Dissonance
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What's the difference between perversions and eccentricities?

Your own squadron of MIGs and 40 years of practice.

Tue, 02/22/2011 - 19:20 | 986790 cougar_w
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Listen. Having your own cadre of buxom blonde bombshells is not a perversion, even if you play doctor with them. That's just good planning. 3 or 4 isn't too many either. Maybe 15 is getting to be too many but not if they get along and he's got the right drugs.

Seriously, what's the point of 1.5 million barrels a day if it don't come with bimbos.

Tue, 02/22/2011 - 19:36 | 986830 I Am The Unknow...
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Aha!  Now we know the REAL reason why he wouldn't let the Bulgarian nurses go...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5I8SijzV_AA

Tue, 02/22/2011 - 22:56 | 987331 Cleve Meater
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What's the difference between perversions and eccentricities?

Your "perversions and eccentricities" are our State Department's "personality and experience."

Gotta love this 2009 Reuters dispatch...

Once called the “mad dog of the Middle East” by President Ronald Reagan, Libya’s leader Muammar Gaddafi will meet U.S. Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice this week. 

Senior State Department official David Welch told reporters he had met Gaddafi — “a person of personality and experience” — several times. 

'We don’t refer to Colonel Gaddafi in those terms today,' said Welch when asked about Reagan’s derogatory reference. 

He anticipated Rice, America’s most senior diplomat, was 'quite capable' of meeting with Gaddafi and looking after U.S. interests. 

'She is anticipating this one with great interest,' he said of the upcoming Tripoli encounter. 

No word on whether the meeting — the first between Libya and a U.S. secretary of state since 1953 — will take place in one of Gaddafi’s tents."

If I wasn't laughing I'd be crying.

Oh, and get a load of the photo accompanying the story: http://blogs.reuters.com/global/2008/09/03/gaddafi-no-longer-mad-dog-of-...

Am I the only one out here wondering how Qadafi had the time to moonlight as Severus Snape?

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 05:39 | 987907 StychoKiller
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Millions of people in Libya and nary one a barber?

"You're gonna make some plastic surgeon a rich man!" -- The Pretenders

Tue, 02/22/2011 - 19:12 | 986757 ebworthen
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That video Gadhafi did today will be in a music video within a year.

 

Tue, 02/22/2011 - 19:15 | 986769 10kby2k
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As will his concubine. Teachers in Wisconsin should add a concubine each to their protest list.

Tue, 02/22/2011 - 19:20 | 986792 walküre
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Or a movie..

The NON King's speech.

He's a comedian, really. A neurotic comedian with access to his own military. He's taking psychopathy to a whole new level this guy!

Tue, 02/22/2011 - 19:22 | 986799 10kby2k
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He'd fit right in in my hood.

Tue, 02/22/2011 - 19:13 | 986759 ExploitTheMarket
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Anyone have pics of his nurse?

Tue, 02/22/2011 - 19:40 | 986846 I Am The Unknow...
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thanks for the pix lizzy36 i'd love to stay and chat but have to go right now catching next flight to Ukraine...

Tue, 02/22/2011 - 19:51 | 986876 Id fight Gandhi
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I thought he was crazy but

Um, after seeing those pics...drool

I wouldn't leave home without that either. Gotta lock that down as they say.

Tue, 02/22/2011 - 21:14 | 987053 Cursive
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@lizzy36

Thanks, but which one is she?  She either got the hottest makeover in history or the webpage layout is more confusing than Invisible Tetris.

Tue, 02/22/2011 - 21:18 | 987071 UninterestedObserver
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I guess have billions can get you a cadre of hotties at your disposal - ah the perks of being a meglomaniac dictator

Tue, 02/22/2011 - 21:51 | 987139 Sisyphus
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Thanks Lizzy. And here is a picture of two of his other nurses. They help him when he runs out of Viagra, Cialis, Levitra, Kamagra, Penisceiling, etc,. They help him to get his schlong in haft mast.

http://www.elcovaforums.com/forums/showpost.php?p=368523&postcount=92

 

WARNING: NSFW

Ratings: Mature/Adult

 

By the by, holy shit, that dude is one ugly SOB. Must have been beaten with an ugly stick. Am surprised that nobody has mentioned it thus far.

Tue, 02/22/2011 - 19:40 | 986838 ebworthen
Tue, 02/22/2011 - 19:12 | 986760 Careless Whisper
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are u  fukin serious? this crazed idiot is killing his peeps and threatens to blo up the oil wells and ur talkin about his girlfriend? don't u realize that wiki is just being used to release selected docs? unless of course they get a payoff ala bank of amerika.

this post is a disgrace.

 

Tue, 02/22/2011 - 19:21 | 986789 10kby2k
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dude,  this shows that Gaddafi is still active with his antics and more apt to fight and kill for the status quo.....he probably thinks he is immortal ....he might be if he's still pounding away at his age

Tue, 02/22/2011 - 20:18 | 986934 CrockettAlmanac.com
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don't u realize that wiki is just being used to release selected docs?

 

As I don't suffer from full blown psychosis, no I hadn't "realized" that.

Tue, 02/22/2011 - 20:59 | 987021 Careless Whisper
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r u a person or a bot?

do u have an opinion on this:

http://theintelhub.com/2010/08/07/wikileaks-whistleblowers-cointelpro/

 

Tue, 02/22/2011 - 21:16 | 987063 CrockettAlmanac.com
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Shouldn't you be out on a ledge somewhere?

Tue, 02/22/2011 - 21:43 | 987142 Careless Whisper
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do u have anything to contribute? do u have an opinion on anything that might be interesting? i bet u do. give it a try. really.

 

Tue, 02/22/2011 - 22:20 | 987214 CrockettAlmanac.com
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Assange is in the process of contributing a quarter of a million secret government documents and you're unhappy with that so I'm not sure what you might expect from me. Perhaps if I told you the tale of Bigfoot and how he destroyed the Twin Towers with laser beams from his magic UFO you could drift back into a fitful sleep.

Tue, 02/22/2011 - 22:33 | 987258 Careless Whisper
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the documents are being released selectively. why not release all of them? the docs are low level secret, they are not "top secret" or anything like that. mostly inter-office memos.

and since you mentioned the towers, i guess you're putting forth the propoganda that if someone doubts the official story, they are obviously crazy and believe that bigfoot had a laser destroy the three skyscrapers, including the one that wasn't hit by a plane and was two blocks away from the twins.

i'm glad to see you express your opinions, that is, if you are sincere, and not a paid op.

 

Tue, 02/22/2011 - 23:46 | 987476 CrockettAlmanac.com
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 if you are sincere, and not a paid op.

You're not paranoid. Not in the least.

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 00:20 | 987556 CrockettAlmanac.com
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.

Tue, 02/22/2011 - 19:15 | 986768 buzzsaw99
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Sounds like a good script for a porn movie. Make sure the SEC gets five copies when it's ready.

Tue, 02/22/2011 - 19:41 | 986850 I Am The Unknow...
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YES!  A literal LOL!  Thanks!

Tue, 02/22/2011 - 19:16 | 986773 Rainman
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Well at least if old Muamm gets hung, he at least got some pretty decent shake along the way. That damn power thing brings pussy and money for sure, just like the Bad Book says.

Tue, 02/22/2011 - 19:16 | 986774 cougar_w
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Heck. If that's the problem he can take his bimbos with him. Nobody cares. Just go.

Failing that, there are babes in Brazil he could get into. Just go.

Tue, 02/22/2011 - 19:16 | 986776 buzzsaw99
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Galyna Goes Daffy

Nurse Feelgood & Friends Do Libya

Tue, 02/22/2011 - 19:18 | 986779 PalmiticGlycerin
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Got any pictures?

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 08:39 | 987996 velobabe
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he kinda looks like rick james?

Tue, 02/22/2011 - 19:18 | 986782 walküre
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A series of pics of his Amazonian guard and the nurses please.

Recently in Italy.. the Colonel was checking out some models for a casting call.

Gadaffi's Girls: When in Rome...colonel orders in 500 beauties but there's no booze and definitely no hanky-panky

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1228196/Colonel-Gaddafi-demands-500-beautiful-Italian-girls-convert-Islam-Rome-summit.html#ixzz1EjTxRGPn

 

See, when 30% of your oil supply makes up almost 100% of Italy's oil imports.. you deserve to get visited by 500 of the most beautiful Italian models.

 

Tue, 02/22/2011 - 23:00 | 987344 PalmiticGlycerin
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"It's good to be the king"

Tue, 02/22/2011 - 19:19 | 986783 bunkermeatheadp...
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Imagine Qadaffi doing a remake of the California Girls video with his nurses surrounding him while he sings:

"Wish they all coud be U-kra-ni-a girrrrrrrrlz."

Tue, 02/22/2011 - 19:28 | 986813 bugs_
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the Ukraine girls really knock me out

Tue, 02/22/2011 - 23:32 | 987435 Aristarchan
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 - when I'm down there......

Tue, 02/22/2011 - 19:19 | 986787 gall batter
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Okay, TD, I was counting those Xs and some of them have more Xs than others.  What's up with that? Or is it an optical illusion?  Or have I had too much wine?

Tue, 02/22/2011 - 19:43 | 986859 ebworthen
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XXX'ing out the letters of names, not just XXX or X but a different kind of X, though the XXX was likely involved.

Wine goes well with XXX, just don't induce "whiskey dick".

Tue, 02/22/2011 - 19:20 | 986788 High Plains Drifter
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He has a ho?  Well I never......

Tue, 02/22/2011 - 19:22 | 986791 AssFire
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Poor Muslim women, Arab men can't even stomach them without the burca.

The white blonde hottie is desired by all men and scorned by all non-white women.

Man people hate truths here; bring on the hate for another statement of fact. I got my white blonde wife- I can handle it.

Dark, lips, nipples and eyes, yuck.

Tue, 02/22/2011 - 19:24 | 986803 walküre
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Diamonds are a white girl's best friend.

Gillette are the Arab's girl...

Tue, 02/22/2011 - 19:50 | 986874 ebworthen
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Mmmm..., many beautiful dark Women of all races, tasty and sensous too, broaden your horizons. 

It does depend on what you have been conditioned to like - what you have grown up being sold.

Polynesia = fat women (large, healthy, good birthing hips)

Victorian England = Pale skin, soft hands (no sun, no work or labor)

Modern West = shaved (more money for retailers) and tan (age faster, move the young ones in, more $$$ for makeup, skin cream, dermatologists). 

Which makes more sense? 

Hmmm....

Tue, 02/22/2011 - 20:20 | 986939 Id fight Gandhi
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Baskin robbins approach to women. 31 flavors.

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 00:32 | 987586 ebworthen
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32 flavors, please.

I'd settle down with the right flavor, but after 15 years of one flavor (Wife) and 10 years of 31 flavors (divorce - bachelor - HELL in many respects... - I prefer marriage believe it or not) BUT (butt) she has to be right.

;-)

Tue, 02/22/2011 - 23:30 | 987429 Aristarchan
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A young maid was once heard to say

Oh dear I am wearing away

the insides of my thighs

Look just like mince pies

Cause my husband won't shave every day

When you are married to an Indian woman, sometimes the tables are flipped.

 

 

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 00:30 | 987589 ebworthen
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If she can cook curried lamb and is not averse to oral sex I don't care.

 

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 00:43 | 987608 Aristarchan
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Well....HO HO, I have kinda taken over the cooking to PREVENT being served curry every day. Oral sex....hhhmmm, well I guess I better fold my cards on that one, since I have been married to her for a hell of a long time....for all I know she may read this damn thing, maybe posts up as Harry Wanger or something.

Tue, 02/22/2011 - 20:26 | 986945 CrockettAlmanac.com
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The white blonde hottie is desired by all men

 

If that's true then you can expect miscegenation to eliminate the white race in short order. But you're probably down with that, right?

Tue, 02/22/2011 - 19:22 | 986794 Arkadaba
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Much as I like reading about an insane dicator's idiosyncrasies and sexual liasons, I think a bigger story is here:

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2011/02/21/oil-industrys-us-libya-business-group-sees-website-go-dark-amid-violent-uprising/

 

 

 

Tue, 02/22/2011 - 19:24 | 986802 Leo Kolivakis
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He'd be the perfect Wall Street poster child! :P

Tue, 02/22/2011 - 19:25 | 986807 nmewn
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"He also appears to have an intense dislike or fear of staying on upper floors..."

"XXXXXXXXXXXX  informed us that the Leader must stay on the first floor of any facility that was rented for him."

Now there's some news you can use ;-)

Tue, 02/22/2011 - 23:26 | 987417 Aristarchan
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Go long ground floors.......

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 05:46 | 987911 StychoKiller
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Tall buildings seem to be airplane magnets...

Tue, 02/22/2011 - 19:28 | 986815 gall batter
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AssFire, you're deep.  

Tue, 02/22/2011 - 19:39 | 986835 Arkadaba
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I agree with you - Assfire's post not even worthy of junking!

Tue, 02/22/2011 - 19:39 | 986840 gall batter
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Makes me think his junk is small.

Tue, 02/22/2011 - 19:51 | 986873 Arkadaba
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hehe ;)

Tue, 02/22/2011 - 19:36 | 986820 Threeggg
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OT but thought it newsworthy:

"I Wont Pay" movement spreads across Greece

They blockade highway toll booths to give drivers free passage. They cover subway ticket machines with plastic bags so commuters can't pay. Even doctors are joining in, preventing patients from paying fees at state hospitals.

Some call it civil disobedience. Others a freeloading spirit. Either way, Greece's "I Won't Pay" movement has sparked heated debate in a nation reeling from a debt crisis that's forced the government to take drastic austerity measures — including higher taxes, wage and pension cuts, and price spikes in public services.

What started as a small pressure group of residents outside Athens angered by higher highway tolls has grown into a movement affecting ever more sectors of society — one that many say is being hijacked by left-wing parties keen to ride popular discontent.

A rash of political scandals in recent years, including a dubious land swap deal with a rich monastery and alleged bribes in state contracts — has fueled the rebellious mood.

At dawn last Friday, about 100 bleary-eyed activists from a Communist Party-backed labor union covered ticket machines with plastic bags at Athens metro stations, preventing passengers from paying their fares, to protest public transport ticket price hikes.

Other activists have taped up ticket machines on buses and trams. And thousands of people simply don't bother validating their public transport tickets when they take the subway or the bus.

"The people have paid already through their taxes, so they should be able to travel for free," said Konstantinos Thimianos, 36, an activist standing at the metro picket line in central Syntagma Square.

In one of their frequent occupations of the toll booths on the northern outskirts of Athens recently, protesters wore brightly colored vests with "total disobedience" emblazoned across their backs, and chanted: "We won't pay for their crisis!"

The tactic has cropped up in the health sector, with some state hospital doctors staging a blockade in front of pay counters to prevent patients from paying their €5 flat fee for consultations.

Critics deride the protests as yet another example of a freeloading mentality that helped lead the country into its financial mess.

"The course from initial lawlessness to final wanton irresponsibility is like a spreading cancer," Dionysis Gousetis said in a recent column in the respected daily broadsheet Kathimerini.

"Now, with the crisis as an alibi ... the freeloaders don't hide. They appear publicly and proudly and act like heroes of civil disobedience. Something like Rosa Parks or Mahatma Gandhi," Gousetis wrote. "They're not satisfied with not paying themselves. They are forcing others to follow them."

Many accuse left-wing parties and labor unions of usurping a grassroots movement with legitimate grievances for their own political ends.

"You think that lawlessness is something revolutionary, which helps the Greek people," Prime Minister George Papandreou said recently, lashing out in Parliament at Coalition of the Left party head Alexis Tsipras. "It is the lawlessness which we have in our country that the Greek people are paying for today."

But there is something about the "I Won't Pay" movement that speaks to something deeper within Greek society: a propensity to bend the rules, to rebel against authority, particularly that of the state.

It is so ingrained that many Greeks barely notice the myriad small, daily transgressions — the motorcycle driving on the sidewalk, the car running the red light, the blatant disregard of yet another government attempt to ban smoking in restaurants and bars.

Less innocuous is persistent and widespread tax avoidance despite increasingly desperate government measures.

"There is a general culture of lawlessness, starting from the most basic thing, tax evasion or tax avoidance, which is something that Greeks have been exercising since their state was created," said social commentator Nikos Dimou.

But many see the "I Won't Pay" movement as something much simpler: the people's refusal to pay for the mistakes of a series of governments accused of squandering the nation's future through corruption and cronyism.

"I don't think it's part of the Greek character. Greeks, when they see that the law is being applied in general, they will implement it too," said Nikos Louvros, the 55-year-old chain-smoking owner of an Athens bar that openly flouts the smoking ban.

"But when it isn't being applied to some, such as when there are ministers who have been stealing, ... Well, if the laws aren't implemented at the top, others won't implement them."

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/41723432/ns/business-world_business/

Tue, 02/22/2011 - 21:10 | 987048 knukles
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Perfect.

Being touted on MSNBC

Glad they made the mental connection between Libya, Middle East and Wisconsin and Ohio.
All derives from the same; "I'm mad as hell and not gonna take it anymore"
Coming to a theater near you!
Unfortunately.

Tue, 02/22/2011 - 19:37 | 986833 frenchie
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i wonder what kind of and how many 'nurses' for Obama...

Tue, 02/22/2011 - 23:17 | 987395 Moe Howard
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If the stories are true it's that manservant, Reggie Love. Obama is bi.

Tue, 02/22/2011 - 19:37 | 986834 Ahmeexnal
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So it was a secret that a rich powerful moslem has a harem?

What would we do without shittyleaks opening up our eyes!

Another shittyleaks exclusive about Muammar: he has a collection of tents, and he secretly took one to NYC last year.

 

Tue, 02/22/2011 - 19:39 | 986843 luk427
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Gaddafi and Mickey Rourke use same plastic surgeon.Clinton preferred Voluptuous Brunette Polish Concubine.The world is fucked. Keep buying SILVER.

Tue, 02/22/2011 - 19:52 | 986877 ebworthen
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Come to think of it Mickey and Gadhafi DO have a resemblance!

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 05:51 | 987915 StychoKiller
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Have you ever seen them together at the same time? :>D

Tue, 02/22/2011 - 19:41 | 986851 Twindrives
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Give the dictator credit.   Gaddafi has better taste in women than Presidents Barry Obama and Bill Clinton ever did.    (michelle, hillary, and monica)  Sickening.    Someone call the dog pound. 

Tue, 02/22/2011 - 19:53 | 986878 gall batter
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But TwinD, what about Flowers? A blond!  She said Clinton could munch like a champ.

Tue, 02/22/2011 - 19:52 | 986879 FischerBlack
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You guys seen that body double he has? Face all smooth with plastic surgery. I bet he has a few of them. They're the luckiest body doubles in the world apparently.

Tue, 02/22/2011 - 20:04 | 986896 HedgeFundLIVE
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anddd in other disturbing news... check out our take on the 10 craziest gaddafi moments/eccentricities!:

http://www.hedgefundlive.com/blog/10-craziest-gaddafi-momentseccentricities

Tue, 02/22/2011 - 20:10 | 986912 The Answer Is 42
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Sorry, this story is meaningless without pictures of the said nurse.

Tue, 02/22/2011 - 21:01 | 987025 Jendrzejczyk
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I wouldn't f that with billy the Bastard's WaNgeR.

Tue, 02/22/2011 - 21:19 | 987072 Cursive
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That Maxim ad with Sofia Vergara distracted me too much, but I still noticed that Quadaffi looked like an extra from a Cheech & Chong movie.

Tue, 02/22/2011 - 21:31 | 987106 Jendrzejczyk
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That's the guy that drank MsCreant's bong water.

Tue, 02/22/2011 - 22:22 | 987227 The Answer Is 42
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Thanks but I was hoping for something closer to your avatar. With that kind of taste, he can take all the voluptuous blondes he fancies, it'd be a contribution to mankind for a change.

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 00:14 | 987545 Lucius Corneliu...
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Quadaffi looks like the Keith Richards of dictators.

Tue, 02/22/2011 - 20:10 | 986918 anyways
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all of a sudden, i am PRO death penality. Not for the nurse, but for that bastard gaddafi.

Tue, 02/22/2011 - 20:15 | 986927 Fix It Again Timmy
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Here is one of Gaddafi's Amazonian Guards:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDTbHisvShU&feature=related

 

Tue, 02/22/2011 - 20:33 | 986961 CrockettAlmanac.com
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suddenly many Americans, most of whom had never heard of Gaddafi,

 

Everybody forgot that Reagan killed Gaddafi's infant daughter in an airstrike. But that's not important like football and consumer electronics and stuff.

Tue, 02/22/2011 - 21:03 | 987023 karzai_luver
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that we let this scum live is an outrage.

 

We still had plenty of missles, rain hell on this mofo!

 

The DUDE wants to die a glorious death of martydom, great - got just the weapons system for that, happy to oblige, moooooooohmar.

 

Tue, 02/22/2011 - 21:20 | 987073 CrockettAlmanac.com
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Are you really a raving lunatic or do you just play one on the net? It's got to be an act.

Tue, 02/22/2011 - 20:48 | 986998 Elmer Fudd
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Its good to be the king!

Tue, 02/22/2011 - 21:25 | 987085 CrockettAlmanac.com
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The people are revolting!

Tue, 02/22/2011 - 21:27 | 987095 Ned Zeppelin
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I suppose this should not be a surprise, right? Even sounds a little suburban. 

Tue, 02/22/2011 - 21:27 | 987096 gwar5
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Muammar, and, as he also likes to be known (really)  "Mad Dog of the Middle East"

 

Bartender to customer: Black Russian tonight, sir?

Customer: No, but I'll take a light-skinned Ukrainian...

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 04:16 | 987861 10kby2k
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Its probably her that wants him to stay in power. I'd do a lot to trim that hedge.

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 04:16 | 987862 10kby2k
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Its probably her that wants him to stay in power. I'd do a lot to trim that hedge.

Tue, 02/22/2011 - 23:36 | 987449 Aristarchan
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If I recall correctly, it was Mubarak that said Gaddafi is "a mad dog that should be exterminated."

Tue, 02/22/2011 - 23:38 | 987453 Aristarchan
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And, when I get through with her...a "pale ail."

Tue, 02/22/2011 - 21:53 | 987166 saulysw
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Is it just me, or he one of the ugliest people in politics?

Even Kim Jong Il looks charming by comparison.

Tue, 02/22/2011 - 23:23 | 987413 Aristarchan
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Barbara Walters commented today that he was "good looking." Of course, maybe that says more about her than him.

Tue, 02/22/2011 - 23:35 | 987443 Aristarchan
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Oh...and in all likelihood, Kim Jong Il is probably sane by comparison.

Tue, 02/22/2011 - 22:23 | 987231 americanspirit
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Has anybody made a count of current world 'leaders' who are clinically insane? Tyler?

Tue, 02/22/2011 - 23:34 | 987440 Aristarchan
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I have...in kind of a half-ass fashion....drop the word "clinical," and all of them are, simply because they have the genetic malfunction that makes them desire to "lead."

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 00:41 | 987600 csmith
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Today Gaddafi referred to the people in the streets opposing his regime as "drug-fueled vermin". This is one of the most eloquent descriptive phrases I've ever seen. Say what you want about the SOB, he's always been able to turn a phrase. He's a genius. A nutbag genius, of course.

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 00:45 | 987614 Aristarchan
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Naw, man, he stole that phrase from may parents when they yelled about my friends back in the sixties.

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 04:04 | 987856 Sokhmate
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I'll pay in gold for a Ukranian volupte that knows my routines

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 04:50 | 987878 NewThor
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Screenshots or it didn't happen.

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 07:19 | 987954 Fíréan
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This blog nows goes for irrelevant sensationalism, i guess it draws the advertisers.

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 08:43 | 987999 slaughterer
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Gaadafi starring in new movie: "The (World) Wrestler"  Lives in a tent in NJ when in the USA, followed everywhere by his blonde hottie nurse. --Mickey Rourke eat your heart out.  You have been replaced.  Thanks ZH, for the details that will make up this script.  Hollywood here we come.

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 08:39 | 987994 spanish inquisition
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Name me a capitol or head of state that does not have easy access to Ukrainian nurses. Pretty sure DC is the per capita winner. 24/7 with 30 minute delivery when in session.

Generally speaking, if you want to know where the most corruption is in the world, go where the most money is.

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 09:21 | 988029 cgbspender
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Qadhafi’s reported female guard force has become legendary

 

Fish Speakers, anyone?

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