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CNBC September Total Viewership Down 37% YoY

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According to Nielsen, CNBC's annual decline in total September viewership was a massive 37%: the worst YoY performance in 2009. The decline in the demo audience also hit a high of 27%. The dilemma for Jeff Immelt is the following: do CNBC pundits keep pumping GE (which everyone ignores, as CNBC's credibility is practically nonexistent), or, at the expense of marking a few hundred billion assets at GECC to fair market value, incite another major market crisis. Perhaps, just perhaps, if the later were to occur, CNBC would have some chance of salvaging its prior year numbers. Although with CNBC now spending hours a day advertising GE engines, it seems like external advertisers couldn't care less: after all, GE is subsidizing its own station by selling them ad space. Business schools have a word for that: vertical integration. Sane people have another word: biased reporting.

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by RobotTrader
on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 19:18
#83090

Here's a "Fat Finger"

Everyone who dryhumped this low grade hooker in an attempt to "make their year" just got hosed....

LOL....

SAN FRANCISCO (MarketWatch) -- Embattled lender CIT Group Inc. (CIT 1.60, -0.60, -27.27%) is in the midst of a last-ditch bid to restructure by handing control to its bondholders, according to a media report late Monday. The Wall Street Journal, citing an unnamed source, reported that the plan would have CIT offer bondholders new debt secured by the firm's assets, alongside nearly all of the equity in the restructured company. If not enough bondholders agree to the plan, the result could be one of the largest Chapter 11 bankruptcy-court filings in U.S. history. CIT's fate has been uncertain for months, after it succumbed earlier this year to a lack of funding and bad commercial and real-estate loans.

by ghostfaceinvestah
on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 19:30
#83108

TD needs to get on this CIT story, the MSM is beating him to it!  LOL!! jk.

by greased up deaf guy
on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 21:20
#83220

no doubt, the abnormally high rating from last september was due to the proverbial excrement hitting the fan at the time.  they've been airing a bunch of "financial crisis... twelve months later... what have we learned?" spots all month long.  as far as the ratings go, i bet they wish it was twelve months ago.  ironic.

by deadhead
on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 19:35
#83116

so, robo, if Immelt asked you for some ideas about CNBC, what would you suggest...........

by orange juice
on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 19:45
#83131

I'm not robo, but maybe a show that discusses something beyond "buy/sell"; what about a show that explained hedging strategies?  Or something that digs deep into the credit markets? How about something that breaks down hedge fund strategies and explores them?

 

Have you ever heard CNBC talking about something that you didn't hear about on ZH first?  That wall, the wall that exists between the financiars/marketeers/IB's vs the public needs to be taken down and presented in some way for those interested in truly having a understanding of marketplace structure and tactics.  If I'm interested in how to build a fountain pen I can turn on the Science channel, watch 'how its made' and find out. If I want to find out something as simple as using options to hedge a portfolio there isn't a show that explains that, no less the super-amped-electronic trading methods.

by orange juice
on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 19:45
#83132

.

by deadhead
on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 20:07
#83173

OJ....you are spot on and Immelt should go that way.  I would add think "food network" or all those home improvement shows....make cnbc a teaching/education medium.

by dark pools of soros
on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 23:49
#83393

you're posting about hedging??  this is ZERO hedge..  now buy some big subwoofers, watch some Vin Diesel movies and Grow Some Balls!!!!

 

 

by Miles Kendig
on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 19:51
#83142

Besides extensions of MCC that is....

by deadhead
on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 20:05
#83168

as you probably know Miles, I was kinda setting him up for more pics lol!

the hired/fired sequence was a good one the other day as well as the Zero Hedge anchorettes theme....maybe Andy can come through!

by Andy Dufresne
on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 20:27
#83210

r u trying to get me in trouble? I was just trying to focus on more serious issues, but enough John Daniels will loosen you up...

same girl, hopefully a classier picture, gotta tone down the borderline issues

by deadhead
on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 20:41
#83234

she looks classy and intelligent...I'll bet she wasn't dry humping CIT today....

by Andy Dufresne
on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 20:43
#83235

looks can be deceiving, the picture, yes

by Busy-Body
on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 20:55
#83251

 But I work for the National Science Foundation.  As such, I require more skin.....pa-lease?

by Andy Dufresne
on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 21:03
#83258

enough is enough

by Busy-Body
on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 21:11
#83266

She's RIDICULOUS.  Gracias, amigo.

by deadhead
on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 21:13
#83269

that is a very classy bracelet.

by Andy Dufresne
on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 21:14
#83272

hahahahahahahaha

by lizzy36
on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 21:18
#83278

Andy: imagination at work and bringing good things to life.

by Andy Dufresne
on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 21:21
#83280

I was aiming for class and all they wanted is meat, "Just when you think you're out they draw you back in"

by lizzy36
on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 21:25
#83282

you are using the peer pressure excuse. i thought you were older than 17 :)

by Andy Dufresne
on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 21:27
#83286

at 37 there is a 17 year old coming out after some Jack Daniels, sorry...

by lizzy36
on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 21:35
#83293

i was teasing, so no apology necessary.

we all have a poison that brings the 17 year old out (thank god!).

 

by Andy Dufresne
on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 21:41
#83301

mhhhh, that's my fav whiskey and I don't consider it a poison, I like the taste genuinely... but I don't have to have it everyday (not an addiction). Lizzy, I can carry an obscene amounts of liquor without getting drunk---not bragging, just a fact. For example, i have never been able to get drunk by just drinking beer, never...

I can pass a sobriety test by the cops on a fifth of JD, don't do that anymore, and yes I do exercise vigorously, it must be the conditioning...

by lizzy36
on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 21:54
#83314

i was speaking metaphorically. poison, as in everyone has a favorite go to drink.

i run 6- 10 miles, 6 days a week, and hasn't helped my ability to hold liquor. so, i am not sure i buy your conditioning theory:)

by Andy Dufresne
on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 21:59
#83317

I run 4 miles, 4-5 times a week, plus pushups, situps, and bike whenever I can, 30-40 miles. The liquor is a cultural thing I have that my people---not telling you my ancestors---are famous for. My people get insulted if you don't drink when they offer you to drink, and they do offer a lot... sorry, not a yank

 

by Lothar the Rott...
on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 22:06
#83326

Andy, I suggest you try a good single barrel Kentucky bourbon and then see how well you genuinely like the taste of JD compared to that rotgut Jack Daniel's. :)

P.S. Last Sunday, one different turn and I could have been in Motlow, Pop. 316!

Nice pics as always, also.

by Andy Dufresne
on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 22:08
#83328

love the Knob Creek, what was that one with the red waxed bottles that is also OK?

by lizzy36
on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 22:07
#83327

never have to apologize for not being a yank!

i believe i dated one of your people. he was lovely.   he could hold his liquor better than anyone i have ever known.  and the most amazing thing was he never got a hangover.  i chalked it up to genetics.

by Andy Dufresne
on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 22:09
#83331

hahaha, there is genetics, I think you are right about that one. Hey, we make great husbands, you should have married the guy...

by lizzy36
on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 22:26
#83349

i was looking to get married. was way to young. 

it was a very fun year, though......ahhh genetics!

by Lothar the Rott...
on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 22:38
#83352

Y'all... really.  Maker's Mark is sealed by hand with wax.

Knob Creek is excellent, but there are others to try - Blanton's, Booker Noe's, and on.

Here's a good list. :) http://www.straightbourbon.com/brands.php?choice=bottling

by dark pools of soros
on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 00:06
#83401

makers mark is terrible -   i grew up on JD too but mostly moved to scotch...  there are some good whiskeys around though.. try eagle rare - fine stuff there

by DrPsycho
on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 09:02
#83622

 

haha, as a 65 y/o, I can say with some authority, that 17 y/o never goes away, but merely regresses (to 13 or so) with the ultimate poison......age.

by Cognitive Dissonance
on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 19:20
#83091

Time to lower those necklines a few more inches. Or maybe just wear bikinis. And consider running that porn "special report" during the day.

by dark pools of soros
on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 00:08
#83404

is naked news still around?  they were fabulous for a few years

by Gilgamesh
on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 19:19
#83092

GE calls it: imagination at work.

 

Although Marketing gives due credit to the Accounting dept for coming up with it.

by Andy Dufresne
on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 19:20
#83093

somebody is low-balling that number, my viewership of CNBS is -100%

by putbuyer
on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 19:25
#83101

'Ding 'Dong 'the 'witch 'is 'dead. My mother has stopped watching and she barely speaks English.

by Andy Dufresne
on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 19:22
#83099

BTW, Tyler, do you have the Bloomberg TV numbers to contrast and compare, and FBN? It could be disgust with stocks in general, don't mean to defend CNBS, juts being an analyst...

by ghostfaceinvestah
on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 19:31
#83109

they aren't tracked by Nielsen.

by Andy Dufresne
on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 19:32
#83111

how convenient... BBG TV  should have some sort of rating

by Anonymous
on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 19:51
#83143

I tune to CNBC as ambient background noise during the day and will rewind for Cashen and Santelli and a hand full of others, but they ran Starbucks freeze dried coffee so many times today, in so many segments, they should really be required to post a banner stating "Commercially Paid Advertisement". Can you imagine the cronyism of that much air time dedicated to a single market participant if provided for free? I don't know which I am more afraid of but until they all start wearing "Brown Shirts", it's still just background noise like Melissa's constant wines of feminine bias from behind her bleached but emerging mustache. Besides, just like the SEC, the FCC is just a political tool of expediency and central planning.

by Anonymous
on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 19:52
#83144

how funny would it be if we got a crisis every year in the news just to keep beating YoY numbers. Damn it Lehman, why'd you set the bar so high!

by D.O.D.
on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 19:52
#83145

And you thought the NWO was just for governments

Sept. 29 (Bloomberg) -- Morgan Stanley Chief Executive Officer John Mack, who struggled to return the bank to profitability amid the financial crisis, said a regulator should oversee financial institutions worldwide.

by Miles Kendig
on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 19:57
#83155

Governments are simply a means to an end.  You know this DOD.

by Anonymous
on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 19:57
#83154

I'm with Andy here. I think retail is gone from the market for years. CNBC means nothing.

by Anonymous
on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 20:07
#83172

It's ABOUT PHUCKING TIME!!!!

CNBC is the most transparently bought and paid for bunch of Corporate shills the world has ever seen!!

Simply put, Americans are sick of bubble gum journalism and SICK of being so boldly LIED TO!!!!

by dark pools of soros
on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 00:12
#83408

um...target market drives ads, which drives content.  if cnbc changed content they would have to find new ads.. no one smart would buy the crapp they sell

by Anonymous
on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 20:10
#83179

Thanks Tyler for your hard work sir.

by ShankyS
on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 20:13
#83185

CNBS's viewer ratings might be a reflection of America's disgust for anything that has to do with Wall St., the government or anything related to authority these days. Actually, CNBS might be fairing better than the government. I personally don't pay attention to any of them anymore.

by Michael
on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 20:16
#83186

No reason to watch CNBC anymore with Dylan Ratigan gone, maybe Rick Santelli could step up to the plate. Ratigan is giving Immelt the big FU these days and saying, what are you going to do to me now Jeffery? I just loved the Cable Dodge Ball comment today.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/22425001/vp/33071405#33071405|289036|441366

by Sisyphus
on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 20:40
#83232

I think the lobbyist sharted a little bid. Dylan was on fire.

by DrPsycho
on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 09:19
#83655

THANKS FOR THAT LINK !

 

THAT'S what journalism ought to be about today.

 

Looks like he might have been watching some OLD Mike Wallace interviews....bravo !

by Anonymous
on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 20:17
#83195

TD - He brings good things to light!

by handsfree
on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 01:36
#83454

Congress has long ago given up all moral authority on this issue. But, go figure. When you lay down with whores, expect to wake up with STD's.

Goldman and Bank of Amerika run the markets along with Geithner, and beagle boy Ben. There is no free markets, only welfare capitalism and socialism for capitalism.

good articles; good articles 4 slow news day ..http://www.. hat tip: finance news & opinion updated daily

by Anonymous
on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 20:22
#83199

Coming to you live from the pit, this is CNBC where everything is "better than expected". According to Nielsen, CNBC's annual decline in total September viewership was a "better than expected" massive 37%: the worst YoY performance in 2009. Shares of CNBC are up a warping 41.8% in after hours trading. "Better than expected" analysts gave the company a "better than expected" buy rating and projected CNBC shares to quadruple by years end. It is time to buy buy buy. Reporting live its BOO-YAH.

by dark pools of soros
on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 00:15
#83411

the only thing usually better than expected is a blow job

by Anonymous
on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 20:24
#83204

I lost $500,000 watching CNBC!

by Busy-Body
on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 20:58
#83253

Wise, then, to post under Anonymous......

by Michael
on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 20:24
#83206

Odd Couple? I don't care how it gets done, just so long as it gets done.Alan Grayson, Ron Paul join for push to audit FedAlan Grayson and Ron Paul: Progressive Democrat, libertarian Republican promote Fed audit billhttp://www.chicagotribune.com/news/politics/orl-grayson-targets-fed-092509,0,1029210.story

by Anonymous
on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 20:30
#83218

Wow, miss Dylan but refuse to watch MSNBC. Now, Rick S only one worth watching on CNBC. Hope he can jump off the sinking ship.

by Michael
on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 20:31
#83221

Does that mean Cramer's show is taking a dump too these days? Oh No Mr. Bill.

by Marge N Call
on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 04:32
#83493

LOL. Cramer is caricature of himself. What a tool.

by Anonymous
on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 20:34
#83225

The real question is WTF are you all even doing watching so much CNBC that you know so much about it? That is just retarded. It's like going to the Home Town Buffet and complaining that the food sucks.

Do none of you have real jobs? You now, the kind that actually contribute to the economy?

by Michael
on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 20:36
#83226

I do happen to spot tune in from time to time for a couple of minutes for the numbers scrolling, but always with the sound off.

by kilroy
on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 20:44
#83239

it's very simple: if you don't consume old media they will eventually go away.

by Anonymous
on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 20:58
#83254

Am I the only one that notices September 08 ratings were abnormaly high? Obviously, since last September was the start of the crisis. It wouldn't be surprising if they never get such high ratings again.

by AN0NYM0US
on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 21:03
#83259

just over a year ago this gem from CNBS where Kudlow and Kneale tell the viewers to buy banks

 

http://www.cnbc.com/id/15840232?video=849887544

by Miles Kendig
on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 21:21
#83281

All this is well and good in the never ever ending race to satisfy the cravings for unrefined sweets.  The basic fact remains that Jeffrey's weak attempts to move his assets from the totally quadriplegic to the simply enfeebled are not cutting it.  Especially with the key demographic broadly and the informed specifically.

At the end of the day all Jeff is offering is a sad replication of a KFC press thigh available in original recepie only.  And I am left wondering if that product is real or simply one more overly processed product.  History and available data teaches me that it is most likely the latter, by a margin only Ivory sure pure can potentially top.

by LoneStarHog
on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 21:45
#83304

I think that CNBC ratings would improve if they combined it with Ultimate Fighting.  I would definitely watch if each and every one of the CNBS Fraud Street WHORES were locked in a cage with one of the UFC champs.  No rules! No bullshit! No escape!

That I would watch!

In fact, I would PAY THEM if I could get the first chance at Beaker, Steve LIESman, Joe Kernen, Jim Cramer and the entire SCUMBAG CREW on Fast Moola!

What a dream it would be to be in the cage with Beaker!

by rajkgulati
on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 22:11
#83332

I've just joined ZH, nice site and nice articles. Saw the CNBC posting just now. Suggestion to Immelt - get rid of Cramer. By the way, let me know if its okay to post internet links on ZH. Since I saw another posting with a link above, I'll go ahead it post it this time (but won't again if that's not the ZH way, thanks in advance). http://seekingalpha.com/article/163848-negative-media-attacks-plague-sirius-xm-radio?source=yahoo

 

by Anonymous
on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 22:19
#83339

I was using cnbc dot com to quickly check price stocks and check the market price without having to log in into my trading account. I realized this is a mistake, since my clicks add up to their statistics. We need to bring them down. Do not visit their web site.

by handsfree
on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 01:36
#83434

Intelligent service provision to customers to ensure and improve quality of service around algorithm-selection, execution quality, market structure, technical advice etc.

Goldman and Bank of Amerika run the markets along with Geithner, and beagle boy Ben. There is no free markets, only welfare capitalism and socialism for capitalism.

good articles; good articles 4 slow news day ..http://www.. hat tip: finance news & opinion updated daily

by AmenRa
on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 22:24
#83347

Anyone notice that Bloomberg has added Charlie Rose to its lineup? Also I did watch their Weekend News (which they cancelled). It didn't have to show for 5 hours straight on Saturday. Just included it in the rotation. 

 

USD is down in after hours. Market will ramp up tomorrow since they didn't use the POMO funds today.

by Anonymous
on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 23:10
#83367

That's because all of us pajama clad cranks turned the shit off...

by Anonymous
on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 23:16
#83371

Digital Dick-weeds unite, turn off CNBS, and just say NO!!!

by arnoldsimage
on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 23:51
#83394

you can only stomach bullshit liars for so long.

by Miles Kendig
on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 23:55
#83396

No matter how much they try and sugar coat it....

by handsfree
on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 01:33
#83433

Intelligent service provision to customers to ensure and improve quality of service around algorithm-selection, execution quality, market structure, technical advice etc.

Goldman and Bank of Amerika run the markets along with Geithner, and beagle boy Ben. There is no free markets, only welfare capitalism and socialism for capitalism.

good articles; good articles 4 slow news day ..http://www.. hat tip: finance news & opinion updated daily

by trader1
on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 08:59
#83614

stop spamming!

by The Beard is Weird
on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 00:51
#83459

Kinda funny, the worse the markets are doing the higher their ratings.  Makes you wonder why they are such merciless pumpers.  They should turn into doom and gloomers it'd probably do wonders for their ratings. 

 

Also, how about CNBC ratings as a contrarian indicator.  Buy when ratings are high!!!

by TraderMark
on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 11:28
#83863

Green shoots...

by Anonymous
on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 17:19
#84354

ChickaBOOMer: CNBC's Ratings Blow
http://chickaboomer.blogspot.com/2009/09/cnbcs-ratings-blow.html

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