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Come Meet the Mad Hedge Fund Trader for Lunch in New York on Thursday, March 31!
The Mad Hedge Fund Trader’s Global Strategy Update will be held at 12:00 noon on Thursday, March 31, 2011. The event will be held at an exclusive private club on Central Park South. A three course lunch will be followed by a 30 minute PowerPoint presentation and a 45 minute question and answer period. I’ll be giving you my up to date view on stocks, bonds, currencies commodities, precious metals, and real estate. Enough charts, tables, graphs, and statistics will be thrown at you to keep your ears ringing for a week.
I’ll be arriving an hour early and leaving late in case anyone wants to have a one on one discussion, or just sit around and chew the fat about the financial markets. To buy a ticket for $279, please visit my store by clicking here at http://www.madhedgefundtrader.com/store and click on “LUNCHEONS”. I look forward to meeting you, and thank you for supporting my research.
To see the data, charts, and graphs that support this research piece, as well as more iconoclastic and out-of-consensus analysis, please visit me at www.madhedgefundtrader.com . There, you will find the conventional wisdom mercilessly flailed and tortured daily, and my last two years of research reports available for free. You can also listen to me on Hedge Fund Radio by clicking on “This Week on Hedge Fund Radio” in the upper right corner of my home page.
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There you go, he's arriving an hour early and leaving an hour late, so if anyone wants to club him to death with a massive fish then you know when to show up.
That. Right there, is some funny shit.
I say we start a pledge drive to raise $579. $279 for the entry fee, and $300 for the homeless person we hire to punch MHFT in the left kidney.
I'm sure MHFT looks just like the guy in his stock profile picture.
On a more law-abiding note, wouldn't it be fun if we each chipped in $279 to fill the event roughly half-full with homeless people. It would make for an, ahem, interesting dinner.
you know this douche just posted that because he was so pissed about the reaction his most recent post received. it's a big Fuck You to us, so let's all join together and sign him a hymn. Ready, "HIIIIIMMM......HIIIIIMMMM......... FUCK HIM!!!!"
Can I pay with food stamps? Should I bring my own spork? By the way, I like original recipe, not that crunchy stuff.
$279 with investment advice, $979 without
pay me $300 to have me sell my book OK then
That's where I'm meeting Uncle Zoid for lunch to discuss my Hollywood dream. The next time you see me, don't be surprised if I've eaten.
Once again, the conservative, sandwich-heavy portfolio pays off for the hungry investor.
Futurama FTW!
Pay this idiot to hear him talk about how he thinks gold and silver are topping out? yeh sure......
Come and have dinner with WilliamBanzai7.
Venue: Outdoor seafood restaurant off Temple Street market.
Plenty of Chinese beer to go around.
We will discuss everything we see and hear.
Cost (Approx: $USD 10)
When: Please provide 24 hour notice...
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I wouldn't commit sexual penetration with that with MHFT's johnson.........
MHFT = Moronic, Hallucinating Full-freaking Tard
almost 300 dollars to listen to this asshole..........ha ha ha ha ..
this mo fo has a lot of nerve.....
By the way, MHFT, I got your wife beater and its hangin.......
I'll leave the wife beater at home (I'll have to go out and buy one first) but I will be bringing my MHFT-beater with me.
$279 paid for the privelege.
I am Chumbawamba.
http://www.nyac.org/
New York Athletic Club City House: 180 Central Park South, New York, NY 10019 | Tel: (212) 247-5100.
exclusive?? certainly one of the best values in the city for the location/accommodation
You'd have to pay me more than $279 to even consider it.
Great thread...lotsa fans MHFT.
ROTFLMAO.
STFU MHFT
For $279 lunch at private executive club, maybe some nice silverware might just happen to fall into my briefcase.
Are there fries with that? Is tip included? Can I get to go?
Gee, I would love to but since you reported that there is no transport, no power, no food, no plane tickets avaiable and panic then I won't make it out of Tokyo.
(In acutality we decided that it was a good time for a vacation so I headed for Thailand for 10 days. Was able to book a pair of C class discounted tickets 24 hours in advance.) Haneda appeared very normal on Thursday night.
Armstrong doesn't belong in that group..his are a must read.
Wonder what he is going to do next? Post Ft Dix.
I read he didn't turn his gold over to the goovermnt..now free and bullion has tripled in value.!
I admire Armstrong and would certainly put his real expertise in a whole different category than the others I listed... but the title I proposed for his speech should tell the whole story. He made a stand on principle and it cost him dearly.
He said "no" to the club.
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No tiny pecker there...
What a pathetic grovel !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anyone who has to use the words "exclusive private club" is either insecure, tacky, nouveaux riche or has a tiny pecker. If HE was really exclusive, he wouldn't have to keep telling us.
lmao, my thoughts exactly, this is worse than a late night infomercial
(Puts on Zoidberg suit and waves $300 tricky-dick funbuck) "One art, please!"
seems someone had a bad trading month...need to get money with luncheons... Jesus Christ
HEy MHFT, buy any more TBT TMV lateley? Better load up this time for sure or we will all miss the big move, right? lol Screw 2x and 3x decay and contabgo mango...buy it all and with a little luck and due time, mabey one day you'll be right?
Not. FAIL.
$279! It's an excellent illusion. Claim you are a market pro by hiring out a nice venue with the money people just paid you. I think the saying is "borrowing your watch to tell you the time".
$279?!?! hahahaha
I'm convinced this guy is allowed to post only to humor ZH readers.
I'm starting to wonder if he's Tyler's brother-in-law, or scrappy kid brother. Seriously.
LOL! This guy is almost as funny as William Banzai. I wonder if he will name drop all through the luncheon.
think about it - ZH is the most popular finance blog with zillions of hits - at $289+tax you don't need too many fans to pay for your weekend in NYC. Consider the subscriptions MHFT picks up from his posts - this is a lucrative gig and I am sure ZH is rewarded handsomely (and deservedly) but it would be nice if there was some declaration that indicates if a contributor pays for the privilege
Maybe TD just has a wicked sense of humour...
This lunch will feature Jim Cramer, as the trader we all look up to and follow slavishly; Robert Kiyosaki, the smartest man on earth; Donald Trump, the only man who could mismanage casinos into bankruptcy more than once; and a special guest appearance from Bernie Madoff, who is by far the most successful "investor" to be honored at this luncheon.
Reception to be followed by Martin Armstrong's speech "How to stay out of prison by keeping your mouth shut when you discover systemic criminal fraud."
Ok, that's funny. :)
LOL really? After reading some of his crap I can't believe someone would actualy pay to hear/meet/talk to this guy.
Did you catch that intro? I was doubled over laughing like George McFly. The price is only slightly more than the cost of the Jurik Moving Average. Which is the better value?
MHFT......what about my gun????
i want season tickets