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Awesome.
Who do you trust more?
if you think that is awsome check out this, it's no wonder Ritholtz and Felix have gone after ZH
http://technorati.com/blogs/directory/business/
Barry Who?
The What Picture?
When was it hot?
Where on Technorati?
Why is it relevant (anymore)?
How did it fall off the radar?
Ritholtz is impressive. Felix Solomon is an apologist for the banks.
@MacLaren
+1
All those other sites are one guy. We have multiple Tylers and can take 'em all on at once.
Tyler.
ZH Rocks.
+1
HA HA
+1000
PS. UD the top 100 fin. blogs for an even more prettier picture.
Maybe there is hope.
Beauty in its fullest
Fanfuckingtastic!
Tip Top.
Just not sure about the colour are you, Turkish?
Howard, two T-shirt ideas for ZH
a. I'm a Bullionaire or Bullionaire Club(with some appropriate sparkley stuff artfully thrown around)
b. SERF'S UP!
with the stick of p in up a trident/pitchfork
The revolution is upon us.
http://technorati.com/blogs/directory/business/ BAM Bitches !!!!!! We are no.1.
Your #1 because you earn it..I couldnt sleep last night,or should I say early this morning so I got up, fixed a pot of coffee, sat down a the pc, hit refresh and you guys had just uploaded brand new fresh information..I was like, wtf? What time is it? And that update had some meat and potatoes in it, not filler crap..When you guys put something up, you almost CANNOT AFFORD to pass it by..As in other blogs,sites,etc.. I can just do a drive by with the quick scan and pick a thing or two out and move on..
So congrats, keep up the good work..I appreciate it and I have said before, I will make a donation later in month on my bill paying day..
What's WhiteHouse.gov Blog?
They jack your ip on there..Just like cars.gov..Stay the hell away from there..
They are not as bad as http://www.lemonparty.org . That is just wrong.
LOL... you fucker. I clicked on that.
Internet much?
google blue waffle. you will thank me.
No thanks, AS. Did google answers.com and, well, vaginal infections? That's really sick.
yes, yes it is. but if i'm on a thread with lemonparty, anything goes.
try whitehouse.com
fanfuckingtastic.
the amazing thing is anybody actually visits that goebbels propganda site.
scary is more accurate.
I can hear Casey Casem's voice saying ZEROHEDGE...
Must be some Obama supporters on the Yahoo Financial boards. They are ripping on Zerohedge.
http://messages.finance.yahoo.com/Stocks_%28A_to_Z%29/Stocks_D/threadvie...
http://messages.finance.yahoo.com/Stocks_%28A_to_Z%29/Stocks_D/threadvie...
Most of the rest refferencing ZH are pretty positive and post links to here.
Comedy? Getting financial and investing advice from a Yahoo message board.
More information get's posted on this site in one day than most of these goblins can can put together in a month.It's all about how you use it.
The first link is pretty funny - "armchair retards."
Heh. I just rated all of them. Didn't know if you could do that without a registration of some sort... but you apparently can.
I wonder if O is typing the replies.
Congratulations Zero Hedge. Much deserved. This is the best resource on the web for financial info. Even Harry Wanger comes here to get educated.
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Go Tyler! Rock 'em up!
ZH... Bitches!
Congrats ZH, Tyler and Marla.
Who said bloggers with 'tude, the best skinny on the markets plus a community of snarky comments can't attract traffic?
Cougarlife is getting a bargain. Where they been by the way? I miss the ads so.
Now there is some real Schadenfreude!
I would congratulate you on the PR coup, but Mr. Gibbs and crew are a scurvvy lot of amateurs, so despite having the full faith & credit as well as the vast array of intelligence and disinformation/psyop resources of the US behind them, one cannot be so sure that trumping them is much of an accomplishment. Nevertheless, keep up the good work.
Congratulations Team Tyler. Hard work, great content, very nice.
If you have your eye on a higher ranking you may want to give the boot to reginald. :)
God Love and Protect Tyler!
Great Showing!
Well Deserved!
+1!
Hats off ladies & gentlemen.
Keep the good job Tyler, show them!!
Why ZH does not have a Fecebook profile?
Because fb is the devil? it's big brother and it's out to get you and sell your soul to the highest bidder? maybe that's one reason?
fecebook...
*that* i will borrow, if it's OK... one letter changed and ... most excellent.
congrats ZH, there are a lot of idiots out there, but there are a few of the other kind too.
Kudos Tyler.
Mostly I lurk and read the stories, but I have to say that it is a delight to read the finest in depth, and documented summaries of current economic and business news. Thank you!
Awesome! Proud to be part of this community. Many thanks to its founders for all they have done and continue to do!
Bravo!
1. a murderer (especially one who kills a prominent political figure) who kills by a treacherous surprise attack and often is hired to do the deed
2. a cry of approval as from an audience at the end of great performance
Familiarity information: BRAVO used as a noun is rare.
Well done you!
See that! SEE THAT! you Sunstein trolls. You motherlovers can eat Hope and die!
Yo dog, ya'all kicking' it. Peace.
Congrats everyone at ZH, you folks DESERVE it!!! Your hard work and truth in reporting in a timely manner is highly desirable and appreciated.
The cream always rises to the top. (and am sure Robo could insert a joke or two here).
ZHFTW
Plus a Fucking Trillion Bitches!!!!
Well done.
ZH - Speaking Truth to Ponzi-Power
Congrats!
Gotta luv it.
Now stop GETCO.
Out-fucking-standing!
Tyler, you're my main line ... I'm addicted to ZH, Bro ...
Sporty guy chest bumps
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H/T cheeky
and nipple/chest bump to the ladies
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H/T Janice
Tyler, Blacklisted News featured a story linking your sight.
http://www.blacklistednews.com/news-8651-0-13-13--.html
Hi, White House interns. Your job is not that important. Your political science degree was a mistake. Your current employer and everyone at your job are going to jump on a plane to their villas in South America just as a rabble of very angry people are ready to lynch everyone in the government. Your only hope is to blow someone with one of those villas and make sure you get on one of those planes. Live it up, bitches. It's going to get crazy.
can't seem to get off this site. was depressed when the site went down last week. keep up the good work guys and gals
Best economics site on the internet. Zero Hedge has opened my eyes to the "bigger picture".
The only reason they were even that close to you is that people keep typing the address to whitehouse.gov when they really want the porn site whitehouse.com.
Congrats
One can only thank the SEC for that.
No doubt
First they ignore you, then they ridicule you, then they fight you,
then you win.
-Mahatma Gandhi
Thanks for spelling his name correctly. I was just about getting tired of people spelling it GHANDI.
Very cool indeed.
Great work guys. I remember reading somewhere that ZH had "conspiratorial" overtones. Well, we live in a twisted world when the truth is labelled as "conspiracy" and the real conspiracies are passed around as truth and "news" by the MSM. One need only go to NY Times to read the latest conspiracies; on ZH truth is the ONLY thing that you'll find.
well put
+gold 50 000
Thx Cheeky.
And actually nothing wrong with Conspiracy either GG.
It is a compound of Con (with) and Spire (as in in-spire, to breathe)... etymologically speaking.
http://www.etymonline.com/index.php?search=conspire&searchmode=none
Breathing together is good and most people seem to do it here, give or take a few.
Awesome! ZH rocks.
Here is conspiracy deprived India, it is a life-line.
Thank you T.D., and all of you who sit here and quibble amongst yourselves to make this place what it is. I believe you have helped me immensely.
The people entrusted to print money are giving dozens of trillions dollars away to alleviate the losses of banks so they can continue their privileged lifestyle unabated by global depressions, they caused. They traded everything we built in this country over 200 plus years and, they traded it's future for their past excess and present comfort. They trampled on our most honored documents to do so. This is not important. Zero Hedge is not important.
The Founding fathers were just a bunch of guys.....in 1773.
Way to go ZH.
Very cool...Well deserved!
williambanzai7,
FTW art works!!!! You deserve more credit than you get and I don't give credit out easily.
Thanks BillyBobZero! You rock!
Sincerely, JW
congrats and cheers to you Tyler and all of you at ZH.
Okay, as usual, I'll say it before someone else does.
You suck!
ZH has been wrong since Mar. 09 and has had their posterior handed over to them by going short.
ZH is full of losers and whiners!
9 out of 10 users on this website.... and you know the rest
You know diddly-squat about diddly-squat
We are in a bull market and you are a perma bear
Go long AAPL
Follow the trend
HFT provides liquidity and is good for the market.
GS, JPM, BoA, Citi, et. al. are the smartest
The market is always right, fundamentals don't matter
You suck!
Don't tell Mrs. Bear that I'm 'perma'
I do hereby decree that from this day forward you shall be deemed syphylis.
Sigh!! As a form of wit, I wasted sarcasm on the Internet(s).
my bad, it was late... STD remark dually retracted, you're not syphilis anymore
Is there a physical address one can send C-notes to Tyler and Marla? Don't know if they'll be worth anything when they arrive but would hope they get into your hands. Lets keep the gift private. It's between friends for providing the finest expose' of this financial quagmire the world has ever been able to read.
- aaarrggghhhhhh !!!
cutting edge! you guys rule. over a long enough timeline, truth rises to the surface in the sea of the interweb :)
I'm a proud longtime lurker on this site as well as many others. So I have to say hats off to you for being so f#$%^^& right on! This site has been so far ahead on major economic news that its makes every other site a joke. Nothing else comes close. Congrats!
Ideas matter.
Reality is non-negotiable.
A=A
Well done.
When this site is down, it's like going blind.
Nah. That's caused by that other thing you're doing.
Who said that? Who's in here?
Who's going to tell the emperor that his entire cabinet is full of retards?
Definitely not Rubin. He's too soft. And now the SEC just pissed in his eye. I mean, the appropriate thing to do here is just say...
"Look Barry, grow a pair. Sell off Yellowstone National Park to the Red Chinese, start shipping the graduating class of Harvard Business School to work off their student loans in the brothels of Shenzen, and let the South Koreans start dancing around the maypole with their Northern neighbors.
Also, sell the entire US Navy to Russian oligarchs so they can play out a real-life game of Battleship."
Baddabing-baddaboom. Problems solved. But noooo, they always have to make things so complicated.
This is only my second post on here. I've been following you guys for ~6 months and have never come across any media source that speaks more truth to power than this site. I hope you keep it up and my donation is on its way tonight. I wish I could fill a smoky room in the back of a whiskey bar with the people that follow this site because I know for sure that I would feel a certain kinship with you guys that I never feel when I speak with the sheeple in the "real world". Anyone ever think about forming regional groups of people who live in the same geographic region so that we can share a pint over some reality/comedy?? Perhaps I'm being somewhat sentimental but it's a real treat to check out what is posted here at the end of the day. One question----If one is to move one's gold stack from one side of the country to the other would it be prudent to take it on a plane (it is a substantial sum)?
A twin beech will haul a ton. Is that substantial enough.
kidding.
just don't let fame change ya
Well done Tyler, Marla, Travis, Cornelius, and Sacrilege. Contributors and commenters.
ZeroHedge keeps me sane in an insane way.
Love it here.
When I started reading this site in early 09 ZH had the distinct vibe of being underground and subversive, sometimes just for the shear hell of it. As time has passed it is astonishing to watch the world outside start to turn (ever so slowly) as ZH has consistently applied pressure where it hurts. Outstanding reporting on FED abuses, Wall Street banking outrages, MBS fraud, PM manipulation, Soverign Debt, market maipulation, etc., etc., has seen the light on ZH weeks or months before the MSM and even Congress begin to grapple with them. Keep up the pressure ladies and gentlemen. Soon real change will begin to occur.
I am a much better educated person than a year ago. A day without ZH truly sucks...
ZH is a mindset, a collaboration of world wide energy, never worried about "pc" and always "on" , watching, observing and listening. To the looters of Wall Street, the fed-heads, pseudo-journalists, opposites of progress (i.e. congress), and short (and wimpy) dictators of the world, the message is, you can run but you can't hide from Zed Hedge.
I know you're out there. I can feel you now. I know that you're afraid... you're afraid of us. You're afraid of change. I don't know the future. I didn't come here to tell you how this is going to end. I came here to tell you how it's going to begin.
I declare the months of January through December, Zero Hedge Months.
+100
Only problem is actually getting the work i am paid to do done.
Woot.
Don't move out of the basement!
Let's all chip in some bucks. If TD had better servers and more up time, ZH would move up much higher on the list. Everyone....put up or shut up.
Tyler -- I love this place just the way it is. Congratulations.
Seize the tape.
Of note: The site seems to be responding better lately. It sure was frustrating last week during the day of the flash crash. Have not had a delay all day, nor yesterday.
Congratulations!
a lot of the financial sites have been down lately. lots of traffic
I have been reading ZH since the early days and read it everyday. I don't beliieve an f-ing thing the gov says or the paid douches like Liesman spewing their propoganda to the sheeple on MSNBC. I tell everyone I know to read ZH and to wake up , don't even go to the gold forums anymore, most posts there are links from here.keep up the awesum work.
I found you ZH way back when I was searching for any info on my conspiracy theory that computers were in control. ZH was an early adopter of the HFT millisecond trades that cleared things up for me. Little did I know then that it really doesnt matter what you catch them at , rules only apply to the little guy. As long as money is involved the entity with the most can use you as his mop bucket. I learned oligarchy rules and the american way and Democracy is just another way of saying "yea, I take bribes, I own politicians, pay up or fuck you"
I think that definition will be in Websters next year. lol
<raises glass in toast>
Don't forget to put your money where your mouth is. ZH doesn't have its own printing press... I bought a t-shirt and have donated twice before; will do so again soon.
Donate, bitches!
+1 to Donate Bitches.
What money? the markets took all mine. I f I pay for everything on the internet I wont have internet!!
critical mass soon. props to the tylers/marlas
I have watched quite a few scenes fluoresce over the years, and this one is very lovely to me because of the synergy between juvenile delinquency and the ferretlike pursuit of truth. Since my frontline idols are Frank Zappa, Hunter S. Thompson and George Carlin, this is sweet sweet wine.
ZH, folks, IS evolution in action. We either get a handle on this shit or we (meaning society worth living in) die.
clink! you go, TD!
The first post that I ever read here... was about a black swan event that was going to take the markets down. D'oh!
Still, I've been here since the blogger days. I sometimes disagree with the sentiments here, but I think that the posters AND the people here are the smartest on the web, no doubt.
This site is the best, and I love coming here. I've learned more here than in B school fo sho!
Mad props to ZH. Normally I just lurk; however I have learned more at this site than anywhere else. The content and contributors are all first rate and my dilema is I spend too much time here and can't get anything else done. I guess it could be worse, I could just be a sheeple and pretend everything is okey dokey all the while I'm getting screwed. I'm getting a PHD for a minor contribution of $$. Awesome.
Iceland Jails Bankers.
http://www.google.com/hostednews/afp/article/ALeqM5hkg5VhwETJHWaiIqxwwj_PsHQ2Dg
Freakin' awesome.
I hope that's a precursor for the rule of law in the U. S.
Folks went to jail for the Great Depression.
Kudos to Iceland's system.
They sure do name their banks funny, however: Kaput-thing, Lands-without-banki, Glitter-no-more.
They name themselves funny as well. Did ya know that when a son is born, he gets his father's name with 'son' attached to the end? ie. Rockyracoonson. Just some goofy trivia!
Checks in the mail.
I heart ZeroHedge.
Donate Lovely People
Absolutely the best blog in the ether. You have stolen the thunderbolts from the gods and electrified us all.
In the process you have ruined my life but what was destroyed was not worth keeping. From the wreckage a better self is emerging. Thanks for the truth in all its wretched detail.
I know i'll be lost in the crowd, but I had to stop and say: GOD BLESS ZERO HEDGE!
good on you!
love the avatar. we're dating ourselves - yours and the guy w/ alfred-e-neuman
cheers
delete copy...
Who's ya daddy!
Many thanks to ZH
"ZeroHedge: Go for the articles, stay for the comments."
Zero Hedge - barking at the real financial thieves.
good, ZH>WH
Its been a pleasure watching this site grow without compromising its tone.
The fringe is now the mainstream.
Cheers Tyler.
ZeroHedge has got the Edge!
Why shouldn't ZH beat WH? As legendary baseball player Babe Ruth said, when asked if it was right that he earned more money than the President of the US, he replied, "Why not. I had a better year."
Zero Hedge is a good site. All media must submit to a higher form of authority. We are not in living in a world of pure messianic anarchism just yet , and so various departments of state and government are required. Certain boundaries must be respected. Some form of oversight and censorship of the internet is warranted...
Buzzkill!
Zero hedge is the best site of it's type - period. Even down under in little NZ some of us see the train wreck coming. FYI We still have house prices at 6 to 7 times average income so a world of pain to come. Our Aussie mates, house price wise, are in even worse shape. People started to listen to me during the last quarter of '08 but now it's back to "hope 'n' change". Oh well I tried. At least we, in NZ, produce shit loads of food. So a welcome ZH friends for some duck, bunny, deer, pig and goat hunting in a range near by.... guess what no fees but you gotta carry it out yourself!
Peace and health to you all!
thx to Cheeky and Mr Gekko I await daily for their thoughtful and comprehensive insights.
Rogue
Updated DOW charts showing recent buying support:
http://www.zerohedge.com/forum/latest-market-outlook-0
http://stockmarket618.wordpress.com
Congrats, ZH. You are by far the best public source of critical financial analysis.
I see the WhiteHouse.gov Blog's trend is up (+5); maybe Harry Wanger has been refreshing his browser a tad too often...
First comment.
I am one of those "nincompoops" who isn't a trader (as one commenter put it) but stumbled on this site while trying to become educated on the economic situation. Of course I became hooked. Congrats - great site, great info and great community.
Now, who do I fight?
Peace
How about Meet-Up Groups for Zero Hedgies"
Meet-Up.com
Anyone else in Atlanta ready?
Where is the Bloomberg clip? It is a rumor....
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