The Complete And Unabridged Bin Laden Termination Animation

Tyler Durden's picture

As usual for all those still confused by today's news, here is Next Media Animation with their now traditional prompt recreation of the key events in animated form, including such aspects of process including the 1 gazillion Call of Duty points (also known as $25 million), the Osama Bin Bye Bye street chants, and last but not least, the 72 virgin gang bang.

h/t Nihilarian

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NOTW777's picture

relect barack campaign is on

Rainman's picture

Barry shags a 3 pointer for another SEAL head shot. Still far behind, though.

anynonmous's picture

what no popcorn?



President Barack Obama and Vice President Joe Biden, along with members of the national security team, receive an update on the mission against Osama bin Laden in the Situation Room of the White House, May 1, 2011. Please note: a classified document seen in this photograph has been obscured. (Official White House Photo by Pete Souza)

Michael's picture

I am totally convinced Osama Hussein Obama is the second coming of Christ. Barack Obama is the new messiah. Obama is a god. Long live the new Christ child.

Long-John-Silver's picture

This time next week........

Who the F*ck is Osama bin Laden?


DavidC's picture

Or even 'Who the F*ck is Obama bin Laden', such is the attention span of a lot of the population (note I don't restrict this to the US!).


NOTW777's picture

wonder what this does to the obama/holder action against the the CIA

NOTW777's picture

congressman king announces the bin laden kill was fruit of waterboarding - funny I didnt hear obama thanks the waterboarders

sun tzu's picture

I didn't hear him thank the SEAL team or CIA either.

rich_wicks's picture

congressman king announces the bin laden kill was fruit of waterboarding - funny I didnt hear obama thanks the waterboarders

Sure it was.

NOTW777's picture

obama planning endzone dance/campaign stop at ground zero on thursday

Motorhead's picture

Silver, bitchez!

Drag Racer's picture

yes it was. I like the address, 911 Jihad Street

reinhardt's picture

pretty damn fast .. f'n internet:-)

nmewn's picture

72 porkers...priceless ;-)

FunkyMonkeyBoy's picture

America, the joke of the world, unfortunately most American's don't see the joke they've become... God help all those awaken American's surrounded by the dumb docile rest, move north of the border as soon as possible i say.

kito's picture

every time im ready to follow the call to hunker down, i read something that makes me feel like im totally disconnected from the reality of whats out there. for example, this...

i mean, WTF? where are new jobs coming from to create such rapid new household formation?? paging tyler, paging tyler... please help me resist, i feel the pull of the sheeple.....

rich_wicks's picture

i mean, WTF? where are new jobs coming from to create such rapid new household formation?

Two can live as cheaply as one - never heard of that before?

Fertility rates go up in a developed nation because people don't need to marry to survive in the developed world. 

Canucklehead's picture

I shake my head at your density. 

Osama was given up by one of his protectors.  Osama spends 10 ghost like years in Pakisatan with not so much as a whisper as to where he is.  That takes protection from the top.

Events in the Middle East have reached the critical tipping point where the Pakisatan elite (or ME elite in the know) decide it's time to play their "hole" card and give Osama up.  Clearly things are fluid there.  Maybe Ghaddafi knew where Osama was and passed the information to buy some time.  Who knows...

Expect a lower level elite who was responsible for Osama's protection to take a fall at a later date.  Some story will fly under the radar.

What needs to happen shortly is the Al Queda crowd need to speak about the defilement of Osama's body.  You know, burial in pork shrouds, etc.  If they cannot get their crowd frothing, it's over for them.  You may find the odd lone suicide bomber but the Madi ain't coming no time soon...

sun tzu's picture

I shake my head at your blind faith. A man who required regular dialysis treatments in 1998 survived living in a cave then a private home for over 10 years without ever going to the hospital.

From CBS News 2002:

Ahmed Rashid, who has written extensively on the Taliban, said the military was often there to help before Sept. 11.

"There were reports that Pakistan intelligence had helped the Taliban buy dialysis machines and the rumor was that these were for wanted for Osama bin Laden," said Rashid.

Read more:

From Time Magazine 2008:

Now the CIA has produced a report saying that bin Laden has long-term kidney disease and may have only months to live, two U.S. officials familiar with the report told TIME. The agency ostensibly managed to get the names of some of the medications bin Laden is taking. One U.S. official familiar with the report, which came out between six and nine months ago, says it concluded, "Based on his current pharmaceutical intake, [we] would expect that he has no more than six to 18 months to live and impending kidney failure."

Read more:,8599,1819280,00.html#ixzz1LFURwXtM

nmewn's picture

Something no one has remarked on about the compound in Abbott & Costelloland.

There is a hospital right around the corner.

So we have...a gated/walled compound, medical care, a military academy for security, in a Taliban stronghold city.

Helluva set up...LOL...and no one noticed a six foot-five inch tall Arab dude wandering around the hospital for years?...nothing to see here, move along ;-)

Bringin It's picture

newmbnuts - Don't you need to be watching Bldg7 collapse videos until your eyes can see what's going on?? 

nmewn's picture

You forgot to junk me my bitch.

Tell me about those Mossad suicide pilots or was it remote controlled passenger jets or was it cellphone voice software or nano explosives planted right where the planes hit or vaporized gold they retrieved or a missle in the side of the Pentagon...what?

You fell for four college kids playing film editor, you're a dumbass for it, face it...get the fuck over it...they already have.

MayIMommaDogFace2theBananaPatch's picture

You can't even form a proper slur...What a maroon!

nmewn's picture

Nyuuuk nyuuuk embelical...a wise guy even!...whoop whoop whoop!...LOL.

Edit...and yes, I still want to hear BI say all those sweet nothings of...or this and or that and of course, especially, the what if's...just for old times sake...he can be such a tease ya know ;-)

Edit see, he will not. Now, this edit will drive him to post unsubstantiated links to obscure websites that could be harmful or fatal to the inquiring minds behind their computer screens...but since I said that he will not.

We're clear on BI, my personal little one junk troll now right?...good.

sun tzu's picture

I still haven't figured out why they wanted to implode Bldg7. Did they think the destruction of the two towers wouldn't outrage Americans enough, so they decided that little Bldg7 had to be destroyed too?

nmewn's picture

No no have to disregard the proven inconsistencies of the "evidence" and concentrate on the conspiracy itself.

Its the only way a conspiracy theory can be taken seriously...LOL.

Arkadaba's picture

Google Sec and building 7 - it is food for thought.

Bringin It's picture

Canuckle - When you're out of cred to run the machine you declare victory and go home.  That's exactly the way it always works in Afghanistan.  Ask the British.

velobabe's picture

now explain what the pigs are doing and why?

Long-John-Silver's picture

Pigs are strictly forbidden in Islam.


General Pershing used this in a very effective way.


How General Pershing dealt with Islamic Terrorists

LowProfile's picture

Yeah, that's a fun legend.  Too bad it's BS.

Canucklehead's picture

The story was he threatened to do the deed, showing a couple of terrorists that the materials were in place.  They broke down and told the Americans what they wanted to know.

nmewn's picture

Col. Alexander Rodgers I presume ;-)

OldPhart's picture

I'm hoping, and wishing, that Osama was dropped in the deep with a porcine pecker anally implanted.  Who would know?

NOTW777's picture

so now - barry and hillary like waterboarding, right?  gitmos good again?

Out9922's picture

4 more years!!!

scratch_and_sniff's picture

squeel like a muslim, boy.

walküre's picture

Who invented the Big Lie?

The Nazis ran with the concept but did they invent it?

OldPhart's picture

Propaganda is a down-home american product created by Edward Bernays (nephew of Sigmund Freud).  He is the primary reason we have the pablum in the media that we do, and why so many are "sheeple".

CD's picture

Look up "Century of the Self" -- part I does a pretty good job of explaining what and how was done to develop and perfect propaganda, including interviews with Edward himself. Another good (though long and somewhat rambling) presentation is PsyWar by Metanoia Films.

buzzsaw99's picture

How are they going to attach electrodes to his testicles if he's dead?

Bringin It's picture

Dead and swimming with the sharks.

A Nanny Moose's picture

We're gonna need to create a new Straw-man to waste trillions of dollars hunting. Any volunteers.

OldPhart's picture

Can the 72 virgins be a down payment?