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The Complete And Unabridged Bin Laden Termination Animation

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As usual for all those still confused by today's news, here is Next Media Animation with their now traditional prompt recreation of the key events in animated form, including such aspects of process including the 1 gazillion Call of Duty points (also known as $25 million), the Osama Bin Bye Bye street chants, and last but not least, the 72 virgin gang bang.

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Mon, 05/02/2011 - 17:35 | 1231784 NOTW777
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relect barack campaign is on

Mon, 05/02/2011 - 17:43 | 1231814 Rainman
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Barry shags a 3 pointer for another SEAL head shot. Still far behind, though.

Mon, 05/02/2011 - 18:01 | 1231865 anynonmous
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what no popcorn?



President Barack Obama and Vice President Joe Biden, along with members of the national security team, receive an update on the mission against Osama bin Laden in the Situation Room of the White House, May 1, 2011. Please note: a classified document seen in this photograph has been obscured. (Official White House Photo by Pete Souza)

Tue, 05/03/2011 - 02:13 | 1233033 Michael
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I am totally convinced Osama Hussein Obama is the second coming of Christ. Barack Obama is the new messiah. Obama is a god. Long live the new Christ child.

Mon, 05/02/2011 - 18:46 | 1232066 Long-John-Silver
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This time next week........

Who the F*ck is Osama bin Laden?


Mon, 05/02/2011 - 21:34 | 1232525 DavidC
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Or even 'Who the F*ck is Obama bin Laden', such is the attention span of a lot of the population (note I don't restrict this to the US!).


Mon, 05/02/2011 - 20:02 | 1232286 NOTW777
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wonder what this does to the obama/holder action against the the CIA

Mon, 05/02/2011 - 20:18 | 1232324 NOTW777
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congressman king announces the bin laden kill was fruit of waterboarding - funny I didnt hear obama thanks the waterboarders

Mon, 05/02/2011 - 21:03 | 1232437 sun tzu
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I didn't hear him thank the SEAL team or CIA either.

Tue, 05/03/2011 - 02:31 | 1233048 rich_wicks
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congressman king announces the bin laden kill was fruit of waterboarding - funny I didnt hear obama thanks the waterboarders

Sure it was.

Mon, 05/02/2011 - 23:34 | 1232793 NOTW777
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obama planning endzone dance/campaign stop at ground zero on thursday

Mon, 05/02/2011 - 17:38 | 1231787 Motorhead
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Silver, bitchez!

Mon, 05/02/2011 - 17:36 | 1231788 Thorlyx
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Great !

Mon, 05/02/2011 - 17:38 | 1231796 hambone
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Funny shit

Mon, 05/02/2011 - 18:15 | 1231950 Drag Racer
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yes it was. I like the address, 911 Jihad Street

Mon, 05/02/2011 - 18:24 | 1231982 reinhardt
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pretty damn fast .. f'n internet:-)

Mon, 05/02/2011 - 17:39 | 1231800 CitizenPete
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bout it.  BS.

Mon, 05/02/2011 - 17:40 | 1231806 nmewn
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72 porkers...priceless ;-)

Mon, 05/02/2011 - 17:45 | 1231810 FunkyMonkeyBoy
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America, the joke of the world, unfortunately most American's don't see the joke they've become... God help all those awaken American's surrounded by the dumb docile rest, move north of the border as soon as possible i say.

Mon, 05/02/2011 - 17:53 | 1231836 kito
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every time im ready to follow the call to hunker down, i read something that makes me feel like im totally disconnected from the reality of whats out there. for example, this...

i mean, WTF? where are new jobs coming from to create such rapid new household formation?? paging tyler, paging tyler... please help me resist, i feel the pull of the sheeple.....

Tue, 05/03/2011 - 02:35 | 1233049 rich_wicks
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i mean, WTF? where are new jobs coming from to create such rapid new household formation?

Two can live as cheaply as one - never heard of that before?

Fertility rates go up in a developed nation because people don't need to marry to survive in the developed world. 

Mon, 05/02/2011 - 19:02 | 1232103 Canucklehead
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I shake my head at your density. 

Osama was given up by one of his protectors.  Osama spends 10 ghost like years in Pakisatan with not so much as a whisper as to where he is.  That takes protection from the top.

Events in the Middle East have reached the critical tipping point where the Pakisatan elite (or ME elite in the know) decide it's time to play their "hole" card and give Osama up.  Clearly things are fluid there.  Maybe Ghaddafi knew where Osama was and passed the information to buy some time.  Who knows...

Expect a lower level elite who was responsible for Osama's protection to take a fall at a later date.  Some story will fly under the radar.

What needs to happen shortly is the Al Queda crowd need to speak about the defilement of Osama's body.  You know, burial in pork shrouds, etc.  If they cannot get their crowd frothing, it's over for them.  You may find the odd lone suicide bomber but the Madi ain't coming no time soon...

Mon, 05/02/2011 - 21:34 | 1232512 sun tzu
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I shake my head at your blind faith. A man who required regular dialysis treatments in 1998 survived living in a cave then a private home for over 10 years without ever going to the hospital.

From CBS News 2002:

Ahmed Rashid, who has written extensively on the Taliban, said the military was often there to help before Sept. 11.

"There were reports that Pakistan intelligence had helped the Taliban buy dialysis machines and the rumor was that these were for wanted for Osama bin Laden," said Rashid.

Read more:

From Time Magazine 2008:

Now the CIA has produced a report saying that bin Laden has long-term kidney disease and may have only months to live, two U.S. officials familiar with the report told TIME. The agency ostensibly managed to get the names of some of the medications bin Laden is taking. One U.S. official familiar with the report, which came out between six and nine months ago, says it concluded, "Based on his current pharmaceutical intake, [we] would expect that he has no more than six to 18 months to live and impending kidney failure."

Read more:,8599,1819280,00.html#ixzz1LFURwXtM

Mon, 05/02/2011 - 21:44 | 1232534 nmewn
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Something no one has remarked on about the compound in Abbott & Costelloland.

There is a hospital right around the corner.

So we have...a gated/walled compound, medical care, a military academy for security, in a Taliban stronghold city.

Helluva set up...LOL...and no one noticed a six foot-five inch tall Arab dude wandering around the hospital for years?...nothing to see here, move along ;-)

Mon, 05/02/2011 - 21:48 | 1232544 Bringin It
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newmbnuts - Don't you need to be watching Bldg7 collapse videos until your eyes can see what's going on?? 

Mon, 05/02/2011 - 22:23 | 1232618 nmewn
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You forgot to junk me my bitch.

Tell me about those Mossad suicide pilots or was it remote controlled passenger jets or was it cellphone voice software or nano explosives planted right where the planes hit or vaporized gold they retrieved or a missle in the side of the Pentagon...what?

You fell for four college kids playing film editor, you're a dumbass for it, face it...get the fuck over it...they already have.

Mon, 05/02/2011 - 22:39 | 1232661 MayIMommaDogFac...
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You can't even form a proper slur...What a maroon!

Mon, 05/02/2011 - 23:31 | 1232681 nmewn
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Nyuuuk nyuuuk embelical...a wise guy even!...whoop whoop whoop!...LOL.

Edit...and yes, I still want to hear BI say all those sweet nothings of...or this and or that and of course, especially, the what if's...just for old times sake...he can be such a tease ya know ;-)

Edit see, he will not. Now, this edit will drive him to post unsubstantiated links to obscure websites that could be harmful or fatal to the inquiring minds behind their computer screens...but since I said that he will not.

We're clear on BI, my personal little one junk troll now right?...good.

Mon, 05/02/2011 - 23:34 | 1232783 sun tzu
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I still haven't figured out why they wanted to implode Bldg7. Did they think the destruction of the two towers wouldn't outrage Americans enough, so they decided that little Bldg7 had to be destroyed too?

Mon, 05/02/2011 - 23:47 | 1232822 nmewn
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No no have to disregard the proven inconsistencies of the "evidence" and concentrate on the conspiracy itself.

Its the only way a conspiracy theory can be taken seriously...LOL.

Tue, 05/03/2011 - 19:41 | 1236315 Arkadaba
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Google Sec and building 7 - it is food for thought.

Mon, 05/02/2011 - 21:43 | 1232537 Bringin It
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Canuckle - When you're out of cred to run the machine you declare victory and go home.  That's exactly the way it always works in Afghanistan.  Ask the British.

Mon, 05/02/2011 - 17:48 | 1231829 velobabe
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now explain what the pigs are doing and why?

Mon, 05/02/2011 - 18:54 | 1232081 Long-John-Silver
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Pigs are strictly forbidden in Islam.


General Pershing used this in a very effective way.


How General Pershing dealt with Islamic Terrorists

Mon, 05/02/2011 - 18:59 | 1232096 LowProfile
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Yeah, that's a fun legend.  Too bad it's BS.

Mon, 05/02/2011 - 19:10 | 1232130 Canucklehead
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The story was he threatened to do the deed, showing a couple of terrorists that the materials were in place.  They broke down and told the Americans what they wanted to know.

Mon, 05/02/2011 - 19:13 | 1232146 nmewn
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Col. Alexander Rodgers I presume ;-)

Mon, 05/02/2011 - 22:39 | 1232650 OldPhart
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I'm hoping, and wishing, that Osama was dropped in the deep with a porcine pecker anally implanted.  Who would know?

Mon, 05/02/2011 - 17:52 | 1231830 NOTW777
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so now - barry and hillary like waterboarding, right?  gitmos good again?

Mon, 05/02/2011 - 17:51 | 1231841 Out9922
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4 more years!!!

Mon, 05/02/2011 - 17:57 | 1231851 scratch_and_sniff
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squeel like a muslim, boy.

Mon, 05/02/2011 - 18:02 | 1231874 walküre
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Who invented the Big Lie?

The Nazis ran with the concept but did they invent it?

Mon, 05/02/2011 - 22:41 | 1232665 OldPhart
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Propaganda is a down-home american product created by Edward Bernays (nephew of Sigmund Freud).  He is the primary reason we have the pablum in the media that we do, and why so many are "sheeple".

Tue, 05/03/2011 - 01:43 | 1233007 CD
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Look up "Century of the Self" -- part I does a pretty good job of explaining what and how was done to develop and perfect propaganda, including interviews with Edward himself. Another good (though long and somewhat rambling) presentation is PsyWar by Metanoia Films.

Mon, 05/02/2011 - 17:59 | 1231861 buzzsaw99
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How are they going to attach electrodes to his testicles if he's dead?

Mon, 05/02/2011 - 21:53 | 1232558 Bringin It
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Dead and swimming with the sharks.

Mon, 05/02/2011 - 17:57 | 1231863 augie
Mon, 05/02/2011 - 20:56 | 1232419 A Nanny Moose
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We're gonna need to create a new Straw-man to waste trillions of dollars hunting. Any volunteers.

Mon, 05/02/2011 - 22:48 | 1232676 OldPhart
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Can the 72 virgins be a down payment?

Tue, 05/03/2011 - 00:02 | 1232848 roninmd
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Speaking of strawmen.  Don't you find it odd that the order to kill Osama was with the April 30/ May 1st time frame.  That makes Osama the Beltane sacrifice of 2011.  Beltane or Walpurgis is a major pagan holiday that requires a human sacrifice. After the sacrifice, nubile females dance naked around a bonfire... pick the males they want and run off into the woods to have sex with them. It's quite a coincidence that Osama's death was planned on April 30/May 1st!  On May day, somewhere around the globe... there was alot of pagan fornicating going on.

Mon, 05/02/2011 - 17:57 | 1231864 NOTW777
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religion of peace

Muslim Mob in Pakistan Attacks Seminary, Forces Thousands of Christians to Flee Their Homes
  Washington, D.C. (May 2, 2011) – International Christian Concern (ICC) has learned that on April 30, a Muslim mob attacked a Presbyterian Seminary in Gujranwala, Pakistan after falsely accusing Christians of desecrating the Qur’an. At least 3000 Christians have fled the area fearing for their lives.

The mob accused Pastor Eric Isaac, former pastor of a Presbyterian church, of burning the Qur’an. He has been arrested.

The police were able to prevent the mob, estimated at 4000, from causing further damage to Christian homes and churches in the area. Several police were injured by the violent mob. The police arrested at least 135 of the rioters.

This is not the first time that Muslims have accused Christians in Gujranwala of desecrating the Qur’an. Mushtaq Gill and his son Farrukh Gill were accused of the same issue on April 15. Though the police were convinced that the allegation was false, they arrested Mushtaq and Farrukh because of intense pressure from Muslim mobs. The police released them the next day but rearrested them after pressure from Muslim radicals.

According to Pakistan’s blasphemy law, the desecration of the Qur’an is a crime punishable by life imprisonment. Desecrating the name of Islam’s Prophet, Muhammad, is punishable by death.

“Once again Muslim radicals are inciting violence against Christians based on a false accusation of blasphemy. We urge the Pakistani officials to investigate this latest incident of attack and bring those responsible to justice. It is high time for Pakistan to reform its blasphemy laws that cause so much violence against Christian minorities in the country,” said Jonathan Racho, ICC’s Regional Manager for South Asia.   # # #     You are free to disseminate this news story. We request that you reference ICC (International Christian Concern) and include our web address, ICC is a Washington-DC based human rights organization that exists to help persecuted Christians worldwide. ICC provides Awareness, Advocacy, and Assistance to the worldwide persecuted Church.  For additional information or for an interview, contact ICC at 800-422-5441.

Mon, 05/02/2011 - 18:01 | 1231878 walküre
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Stepping it up a notch are you?

Mon, 05/02/2011 - 18:12 | 1231916 augie
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Yeah, because christians are known for treating people SO courteously. Religion has nothing to do with it.

Mon, 05/02/2011 - 18:14 | 1231941 NOTW777
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so you've come across Christian suicide bombers?  Christians flying planes into buildings? Christians using their wives and children as shields in shoot outs?

Mon, 05/02/2011 - 18:27 | 1231994 reinhardt
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witch hunts

boiled in oil

burn at the stake

various methods of "conformation"

easy to forget


subject change .. nice try


Mon, 05/02/2011 - 19:25 | 1232174 NOTW777
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fail - no facts

you compare 911 to witch hunts??

Mon, 05/02/2011 - 20:31 | 1232357 reinhardt
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you did;-)

Mon, 05/02/2011 - 21:54 | 1232561 Bringin It
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++ 1776 Reinhardt

Mon, 05/02/2011 - 21:12 | 1232469 A Nanny Moose
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You missed an opportunity to drudge up more contemporary evidence. Priests, altar boys, a little unleven bread...a little wine....volatile mix there. What happens in the Rectory stays in the Rectory.

WAxing old skewl.....The Inquisition? The Crusades?

In the end, the real issue is the ability of a mankind to pervert any tool upon which it lays its grubby paws (religion, money, fission, etc.).

Mon, 05/02/2011 - 22:04 | 1232579 Bringin It
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Read about The 30 Years War, an intra-Christian religious war, involved most of Europe and killed half the German male population.

But Thou shall not kill?!?

Tue, 05/03/2011 - 07:18 | 1233216 Confused
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Don't worry, they've been forgiven. ;-P 

Mon, 05/02/2011 - 18:27 | 1231999 Jab Cross Hook
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Well, those NOTW vehicle stickers usually denote the worst drivers on the road.  Every time I see one, I give an extra "Mississippi" or two of following distance because, apparently, Jesus never enlightened you knuckleheads on turn signals.

Mon, 05/02/2011 - 19:15 | 1232142 Canucklehead
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So exactly, how many Mississippi"s" do you give?  And how many others pull in front of you?  Are you "that" driver who dawdles while traffic whizzes around you?

Mon, 05/02/2011 - 19:28 | 1232177 NOTW777
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and thats relevant to the murder of Christians, how?

Mon, 05/02/2011 - 19:55 | 1232251 TIMMAYYY
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Mon, 05/02/2011 - 20:35 | 1232364 reinhardt
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Tue, 05/03/2011 - 00:16 | 1232871 geekgrrl
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Obama is a Christian. Obama ordered a murder. 6th Commandment: Thou Shalt Not Kill. Contradiction?

Mon, 05/02/2011 - 18:09 | 1231912 magpie
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At last, a functioning Eagle Claw for Carter II.

Mon, 05/02/2011 - 18:13 | 1231922 Hedgetard55
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Nobel Peace Prize, bitchez.

Mon, 05/02/2011 - 18:16 | 1231960 PulauHantu29
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So how many Trillions did we spend on this Bush/Rumsfeld-Peace Prize grudge match?

Mon, 05/02/2011 - 18:27 | 1232008 AldoHux_IV
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I heard one reporter ask a congresswoman if now that Osama has been terminated, if there will be more bipartisan support for policy going forward-- of course selling the propaganda like it's nobody's business-- she replied yes.  They will now reach an effective budget agreement-- as if spending thousands of lives from the men and women serving in Afghanistan, $444 billion, and 10+years of individual rights down the drain has something with coming up with a prudent bipartisan agreement on budget and spending.

This is better than any other movie out there about a totalitarian/authoritarian government stamping out the rights and liberties of its people.

Long live Guy Fawkes and V!

Mon, 05/02/2011 - 18:36 | 1232035 Andy_Jackson_Jihad
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Achievement unlocked....

Hitler and pig gang-bang in hell....


Mon, 05/02/2011 - 18:38 | 1232052 no2foreclosures
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In spanish, that would be pollocaust!

Mon, 05/02/2011 - 19:09 | 1232126 John McCloy
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Maybe the creepiest video I have ever seen. WTF. 

Bin Laden surrounded by Jack Daniels bottles and Raisinet packages?

Tue, 05/03/2011 - 02:23 | 1233042 old naughty
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So, its not just the JD that caused his kidney to fail?

I got to quit eating raisins.

Mon, 05/02/2011 - 19:26 | 1232163 Smokey1
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Osama has been vanquished.


Allah will be pleased.

Mon, 05/02/2011 - 19:34 | 1232206 nmewn
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Porkey be upon him.

Mon, 05/02/2011 - 22:35 | 1232641 krispkritter
Mon, 05/02/2011 - 19:39 | 1232217 bank guy in Brussels
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This is an extremely offensive video, even if it does indeed portray the callous brutality of US military people.

The callousness and cruelty with which this video insults Muslim beliefs, is pure bigotry.

And Tyler Durden above all people, should know it is quite likely that Osama bin Laden, whenever he died (perhaps years ago), maybe Osama bin Laden is not the demonic figure portrayed by the Western media, and maybe he never was even associated with 11 September 2001.

But why insult Muslim beliefs like this? Why inflame hatreds that may lead to more deaths of innocents?

This video should not be on this site.

Mon, 05/02/2011 - 20:59 | 1232435 Arkadaba
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Because, sometimes when faced with an illogical world, humor is the best retort. I actually thought the video was insulting to all groups involved but it did make me laugh. 

Mon, 05/02/2011 - 21:47 | 1232541 JohnG
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Oh for fuck's sake it was damn funny.  Lighten up man.  Having a case of the Monday's or something?

Mon, 05/02/2011 - 22:58 | 1232691 OldPhart
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Bank Guy in Brussels

Apparently you work for a bank.

You're in Brussels.

You're defending islam.

You're sympathetic to Osama Bin Laden.

This will be a first for me here on Zero Hedge.









Mon, 05/02/2011 - 23:02 | 1232702 MayIMommaDogFac...
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bank guy in Brussels: This video should not be on this site.

Aren't you late for your Esperanto lesson or something like that?

Mon, 05/02/2011 - 23:26 | 1232755 eftian
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ah go frontrun some widows and orphans

Mon, 05/02/2011 - 19:56 | 1232258 JustPrintMoreDuh
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Poor pigs.

Wed, 05/04/2011 - 21:12 | 1241492 Papasmurf
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Was that Snookie on top?

Mon, 05/02/2011 - 20:54 | 1232416 M4570D0N
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Awesome. I posted this in the comments to another article earlier today but assumed no one saw it. Good times.

Mon, 05/02/2011 - 21:43 | 1232538 topcallingtroll
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Mon, 05/02/2011 - 23:19 | 1232734 I Got Worms
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Wow. I'm shocked that there are that many folks on this site that still refuse to question the "official" 9/11 story and accept the propaganda as gospel (Admittedly, I was among them until just a few years ago).  The last 24 hours have been purely Orwellian. My only hope is that Americans will take a second, less emotional look at 9/11 with all the talk of OBL and 9/11, starting with Building 7.  Maybe this propaganda trotted out by the White House last night will backfire on them.

Tue, 05/03/2011 - 00:04 | 1232852 roninmd
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It will.  People cannot ignore the economy.

Tue, 05/03/2011 - 02:41 | 1233052 old naughty
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"...I was among them until just a few years ago"

Then you are years ahead of the rest of the sheeples.

Keep at it, may be you will help turn a few more.

Tue, 05/03/2011 - 00:36 | 1232913 Sathington Willougby
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Pull up your dollar index and scroll out to late 2001.  Witness the massive fail. 

Osama won. 

Obama won. 

What did they win?

War on Liberty - you and I lost.

Tue, 05/03/2011 - 01:46 | 1233010 CD
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Just because I have not yet seen this posted on ZH -- notes and thoughts from the original AQ/911 skeptic, Sibel Edmonds:

Tue, 05/03/2011 - 04:18 | 1233115 lolmaster
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they got him good w the pigs

Tue, 05/03/2011 - 05:20 | 1233144 I Am The Unknow...
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Tyler, here is the official military report of the burial at sea off the coast of Pakistan on board the Carl Vinson.

Didn't your reports indicate the Vinson was in the Mediterranean?


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