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Computer Glitch Makes Barclays Accounts Inaccessible Saturday, Thousands Unable To Withdraw Funds

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At a time when the UK banking system is massively underwater, and exists only due to billions in ongoing daily government support, the last thing the country (or any other) needs is a forced locked out from one's bank account. Which is precisely what happened over the weekend in the UK, when Barclays clients were unable to access their accounts, or withdraw cash with no advance notice. Reuters reports that "thousands of Barclays customers in Britain were unable to access their bank accounts or withdraw money from cash machines on Saturday after a system crash caused chaos nationwide." Hopefully no cyberterrorists get whiff of this most easy way to create a nationwide financial panic like no other: with everyone's nerves continuously frayed courtesy of broken capital markets, and investors and savers pulling their money out of stocks and putting it into bonds and mattresses, the last tipping point would be an unexpected "crash" that locked out all ATM machines in America.

More from Reuters:

The problems, which began at around 1230 GMT, hit telephone and online banking services and caused frustration at retail outlets as embarrassed shoppers were forced to abandon purchases at the till.

Barclays' telephone banking centers were inundated with calls from customers, many of whom were angry at the lack of information. A Barclays spokeswoman was unable to elaborate on the cause of the problems.

"We became aware of a problem earlier in the day," she said. "We apologize to customers for any inconvenience."

At 1915 GMT, access to online accounts was still being denied and calls to the helpline suggested the problems were ongoing.

Hopefully the UK banking system did not decide to take advantage of this temporary reprieve to fix its repo market, by shifting all deposit accounts into, say money markets for the duration of the outage, claiming all is well. In light of recent revalations that Spain has been using its Social Security Funds to purchase its own sovereign bonds (an expansion of our own Ponzi scheme to previously unimagined levels), nothing would surprise us any more.

 

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Mon, 08/23/2010 - 11:43 | 537595 firstdivision
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"All your dollarz belong to us"

Mon, 08/23/2010 - 11:48 | 537610 Mad Max
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*cough* ahem.

I think you mean "all your dollarz are belong to us."

Mon, 08/23/2010 - 11:54 | 537625 firstdivision
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You are correct on that.  Good looking out. 

So the question I have about this situation is how much did sales actually drop due to this outage?

Mon, 08/23/2010 - 13:11 | 537830 whatsinaname
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explains why Barclays stock is up today ?

Mon, 08/23/2010 - 13:34 | 537898 Hephasteus
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Charles had a good game saturday?

Mon, 08/23/2010 - 11:57 | 537636 Cognitive Dissonance
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Please refresh my tired old brain for me. Where did the "are belong to us" mis-phrase originate?

Mon, 08/23/2010 - 12:01 | 537644 blunderdog
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Zero Wing was an early ('89) video game with some brilliantly translated dialog among the characters in the intro-splash.

"All your base are belong to us."

"Someone set us up the bomb!"

"You have no chance make your time."

Then you flew a little spaceship and shot up everything...

Mon, 08/23/2010 - 12:05 | 537660 Cognitive Dissonance
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Thank you.

It appears the (mis) phrase had significantly more staying power than the actual game it sprang from. Isn't that how so many fun and informative social quirks and tics grow and flourish?

Mon, 08/23/2010 - 12:31 | 537714 Rusty Shorts
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teh

Mon, 08/23/2010 - 13:30 | 537885 DoChenRollingBearing
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+++  CogDis!

Mon, 08/23/2010 - 12:08 | 537668 -Michelle-
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Then somebody made a nifty little video:

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4826944407865830684#

That and "I Kiss You More" were some of the first really big viral videos.

 

Mon, 08/23/2010 - 12:35 | 537720 Cognitive Dissonance
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Now now my darling sweet Michelle, you're giving your age away.

Or am I giving away mine? Maybe this is my verbal Depends moment? :>)

Mon, 08/23/2010 - 13:22 | 537862 Steaming_Wookie_Doo
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The I Kiss You guy (Mahir):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdLFRyflCzM

 

Mon, 08/23/2010 - 14:47 | 538179 DosZap
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Sounds like an Russian inventor made out..............LOL

Mon, 08/23/2010 - 20:00 | 539024 StychoKiller
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What happen?  Somebody set up us the bomb!
We get signal:  Gentlemen, all your base are belong to us
you are on the way to destruction what you say!
Give cones change the machine!  You have no chance to survive make your time
take off every sig!  Link a fast ether lord fucking net ascending
for great justice.

 

Mon, 08/23/2010 - 11:45 | 537600 egdeh orez
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to lock out atm machines in America, you would need to lock out everyone's home line of credit.  Oh wait, it's already been locked out.

Mon, 08/23/2010 - 11:46 | 537605 trav7777
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Precious dollar bugs take note.

If dollars become THAT precious, they gonna just take them from you.

Mon, 08/23/2010 - 12:02 | 537650 egdeh orez
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Note, Bitchez!

Mon, 08/23/2010 - 11:50 | 537617 Caviar Emptor
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GGS: Gold, Guns and Spam. 

Mon, 08/23/2010 - 13:34 | 537899 DoChenRollingBearing
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Caviar, as always a great comment.

I would add having a BUNCH (6 months worth if you can) of FRNs just for situations just like  this (banks going down).  $100s and $20s.  Put them right there next to your gold.

Mon, 08/23/2010 - 11:59 | 537626 etrader
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Maybe Someone hit the "cobra" software lock down key  by accident/test .

Remember this..

"Financial Services Authority demanded 60-minute updates on cash flooding out of the bank's branches and hole-in-the-wall machines in the days before Britain's historic bank bailout"

http://www.guardian.co.uk/business/2009/oct/11/banking-crisis-one-year-on

 

Mon, 08/23/2010 - 11:54 | 537627 A_MacLaren
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Capital (outflow) controls.  Bitchez.

Mon, 08/23/2010 - 13:44 | 537935 DoChenRollingBearing
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What a coincidence.  Just today I wired a lot of money to one of our suppliers.  Our company in Peru now owes me a lot of money.  <--- That equals, in a way, an important way, that we have substantial assets outside the USA, all legal but those assets would be very hard to be forced back here.

You know, just in case someone wanted money belonging to us...

...

A_MacLaren raises a great point.  Those who can ought to consider getting some money out of the USA while you can.  Do it legally.

Money / assets outside the USA is yet another form of diversification.  Diversification is a topic that I am very interested in.

Diversify, bitchez!

Mon, 08/23/2010 - 11:55 | 537631 Cognitive Dissonance
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The problems, which began at around 1230 GMT, hit telephone and online banking services and caused frustration at retail outlets as embarrassed shoppers were forced to abandon purchases at the till.

God forbid, they've been trying to get the (all-in) consumer to consume, to go all-in again. Then just when the poor soul reaches the point of sale, he's rejected? Talk about burning you're fingers on the hot stove. Oh the humanity.

Mon, 08/23/2010 - 11:58 | 537638 docj
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Wasn't too long ago that such an event would have been met with a collective sigh, people saying something along the lines of, "Damn, needed some cash - but oh well, something must be down somewhere, it'll be back up soon."

Now, the likely as not reaction is something like "SH*T - THIS IS FREAKING IT!!!ELEVENTY!!!"

Especially in the UK - seems like people I know there have been waiting for the other shoe to drop for about 18-months.

Moral to the story?  Damned if I know - but it does seem interesting (to me, at least) we're seeing once again that panics never happen in a vacuum.

Mon, 08/23/2010 - 12:02 | 537651 lsbumblebee
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I'm investing in glitches. It's the future.

Mon, 08/23/2010 - 13:26 | 537871 Steaming_Wookie_Doo
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Don't laugh. It's all too kewl to be investing in Black Swan events.

Mon, 08/23/2010 - 13:43 | 537933 Hephasteus
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I'll take two tweak freaks and wtf bomb.

Mon, 08/23/2010 - 13:51 | 537968 Dr. Richard Head
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Glitches bitchzes. 

Someone had to say it. 

Mon, 08/23/2010 - 13:51 | 537969 Dr. Richard Head
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Glitches bitchzes. 

Someone had to say it. 

Mon, 08/23/2010 - 12:03 | 537652 Ace Ventura
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Hey, do we know for sure our honorable leadership hasn't ALREADY used SS funds for stealth purchase of US bonds? I suppose with Chopper Ben's crew manning the controls they wouldn't really have to, since the debt can be monetized with a phone call or two and a few keystrokes.

Let's just say if it turns out our SS funds were also being used to prop up the bond market.....I'd be so shocked I would probably yawn or something.

Nothing this gang of shyster criminals does surprises me anymore.

Mon, 08/23/2010 - 12:12 | 537679 traderjoe
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I thought all of the SS "trust fund" monies were already invested in US Treasury notes. The politicians have raided the "lockbox" over the years to pay for various weapons systems and foreign wars, among other purchases...

Mon, 08/23/2010 - 14:53 | 538200 DosZap
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Your biggest mistake is thinking that the GV'T has one dollar that's in the Black, to use on anything.

Mon, 08/23/2010 - 15:52 | 538390 tired1
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SS revenues have been going into the general fund since the Johnsom years: guns and butter.

Mon, 08/23/2010 - 12:09 | 537671 drheywood
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> ATM STOP

Mon, 08/23/2010 - 12:19 | 537690 ZackAttack
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401.1 = The new bank holiday.

Mon, 08/23/2010 - 13:43 | 537934 Hephasteus
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404 error. Bank not found.

Mon, 08/23/2010 - 12:23 | 537697 Xibalba
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Next time they should let it last for longer than 24hrs.  Just long enough to get the point across that without a global currency, the Powers will stop at nothing short of total monetary collapse.  This was a very clear "We own you" statement. 

Mon, 08/23/2010 - 14:55 | 538209 DosZap
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Xib,

I would bet money that Barclay's Cking accts, and Savings Accts, are short a lot of cash, and Brit's will be stashing EXTRA from here out.

Bank it!.

Mon, 08/23/2010 - 12:39 | 537733 bearbottom
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In a british accent...

"This is London!.testing, testing..one...two...three".

later...

Official:"Sir, Bank run failsafe successfully tested".

man with monacle, stroking white cat:"Exceeeeleeeent!"

Mon, 08/23/2010 - 12:47 | 537752 Tense INDIAN
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i have to type this again :

 

"Remain calm , all is well -"---"Animal Farm"

Mon, 08/23/2010 - 14:18 | 538046 Bam_Man
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No, that would be "Animal House".

Actually the signature line from Animal House is "You f**cked up. You trusted us." (Otter to Flounder after wrecking his car)

"Some animals are more equal than others" is the signature line from Animal Farm. 

Mon, 08/23/2010 - 12:52 | 537768 blunderdog
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I doubt there's any cause for concern.  It was probably just caused by a problem with the version of McAfee antivirus on those Diebold ATMs.

Mon, 08/23/2010 - 13:11 | 537834 midtowng
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Why would they need to withdraw money, when the markets always go up in the long-term.

/snark

Mon, 08/23/2010 - 14:08 | 538015 jkruffin
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I guess the crooked bankers are begging to be shot.

Mon, 08/23/2010 - 14:21 | 538054 Bam_Man
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The long-awaited economic "recovery" will be driven by a boom in pitchfork and guillotine production.

Mon, 08/23/2010 - 20:05 | 539036 StychoKiller
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Constable (in "Young Frankenstein"):  "A riot is an ugly thing -- I think it's high time we had one!"

Mon, 08/23/2010 - 17:17 | 538646 Grand Supercycle
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Updated S&P500 chart:

http://stockmarket618.wordpress.com

Mon, 08/23/2010 - 20:04 | 539032 Strongbad
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I read an article a few months ago about how they are raiding safe deposit boxes in England looking for cash and guns.  Mattresses bitchez.

Mon, 08/23/2010 - 21:46 | 539209 Buck Johnson
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Something was going on behind the scenes and it wasn't no computer glitch.  I agree with you Tyler, Money Markets in the UK might have needed alot of money for 24 hours and they hid that they had the money via taking the money from the deposits and making it look as if they where solvent.  After reading about Spain using 90% of their pensions to invest in Spanish bonds, tells me that we aren't to far from another world shattering economic fiasco and this time we will see countries and states default. 

Tue, 08/24/2010 - 01:23 | 539463 thermroc
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It's true. I've been in the Barclays computer room. They have a large red lever labelled REVERSE. They throw that, all the money in the ATMs gets sucked backwards into the banks. 

Tue, 08/24/2010 - 02:11 | 539482 Coldfire
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If I hear Barclays correctly, Barclays is sound, last weekend's system wide demand dishonor was just a "computer glitch" and there's nothing to see here folks. Maybe, but wouldn't it be prudent to withdraw all your cash immediately? You know, like, just in case? If the Barclays pyramid is as robust as they say, then it won't make any difference. Heck, a user-administered stress test could actually build confidence. Or is that what we just had?

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