Congrats To All Who Got In On AIG Offering...(UPDATE: TIMBERRRRRRR)

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Wed, 05/25/2011 - 12:22 | 1309381 Overflow-admin
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Sell that junk BITCHEZ!

(with a vengeance)

Wed, 05/25/2011 - 12:41 | 1309449 camaro68ss
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today is turning out to be a fun day

Wed, 05/25/2011 - 12:46 | 1309462 silberblick
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Here's some more hilarity.

Click below to see a graphic illustration of bankster's dirty hierarchy of needs:

Wed, 05/25/2011 - 12:49 | 1309472 Cindy_Dies_In_T...
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Hey tyler. please post the picture of people running in terror for their lives you used to post. Its fitting.

Wed, 05/25/2011 - 12:51 | 1309478 camaro68ss
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I love the deer in the headlights photo. when you see that you know shit is fucked up

Wed, 05/25/2011 - 13:21 | 1309595 TheTmfreak
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I usually laugh out loud everytime I see it. Its almost too good.

Thu, 05/26/2011 - 04:48 | 1312300 LudwigVon
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2nd thaat.

Wed, 05/25/2011 - 12:57 | 1309506 Rynak
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Wed, 05/25/2011 - 13:15 | 1309575 williambanzai7
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Listen Mr Silver Dickhead, I was very polite when I told you in my post, please do not copy my ideas without providing proper attribution or a simple h/t.

I am not a copyright or plagiarism Nazi, but I find your gall amazing.

Now you are pimping your blog using my ideas on my home site.  

For this you shall be Banzai7'd

Wed, 05/25/2011 - 13:22 | 1309596 tmosley
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Could you post the original?

Wed, 05/25/2011 - 13:46 | 1309685 williambanzai7
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This has been on my blog since September 2010.

I posted it on this site yesterday with the Ben Pavlov Post.

Now he has copied the the concept, use of the dollar pyramid and my words verbatim.

I don't know about you, where I went to school this was called plagiarism.

Now I hate to pull this thread into a tangent because the AIG shit hole needs to be dealt with. But at the same time I am not going to stand by and watch the site get cluttered with unoriginal blog pimping.

Wed, 05/25/2011 - 16:26 | 1310243 Cindy_Dies_In_T...
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Hey Banzai that is fucked up!


to the douche who stole Banzai's work, work this out with Banzai, or CEASE AND DESIST.

I wouldn't piss off the kind folks that read this board.



Wed, 05/25/2011 - 14:28 | 1309809 famousamos
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I can't stop watching the "European Vacation" video. Greek markets. Oh Shit!

Wed, 05/25/2011 - 14:31 | 1309833 vocational tainee
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stop advertising your fucking portal...

Wed, 05/25/2011 - 13:14 | 1309560 Motorhead
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Who in their right mind would have bought in the first place?

Sit on your hands, bitchez!

Wed, 05/25/2011 - 15:29 | 1309980 Threeggg
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Um' You might want to call you're Mutual Fund/IRA manager, that I am sure made a handsome commish buying this meth from the drug pusher that sold it............................................!

All in collusion of course !

Wed, 05/25/2011 - 12:25 | 1309385 buzzsaw99
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market cap bitchez.

Wed, 05/25/2011 - 12:58 | 1309522 Cleanclog
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On a split adjusted basis, AIG traded at > $1K/share 10 years ago.  Ugly bugly.

So who "had" to buy it this morning?  Who had to "promise" at $29/share all week?  Rigged market much?

Wed, 05/25/2011 - 14:17 | 1309775 mynhair
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market crap bitchez.



Wed, 05/25/2011 - 12:29 | 1309390 BlueDonkey
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Is that Grimsvotn erupting at the bottom of the chart?

Wed, 05/25/2011 - 12:31 | 1309411 UGrev
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No, that's the blood spurting from the arteries... 

Wed, 05/25/2011 - 15:27 | 1310031 RockyRacoon
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I think this is a charting first: 

It's the first one I've ever seen that is taller than it is wide!

Wed, 05/25/2011 - 12:31 | 1309402 New Survivalist
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Fucking lemmings.

Wed, 05/25/2011 - 12:30 | 1309409 monopoly
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And all they do is spin how successful Geithner was with AIG. What a disaster.

Wed, 05/25/2011 - 12:33 | 1309410 LRC Fan
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All they need to do is a reverse split, problem solved, profit for the taxpayerz (sorry Timmay, that's tax PAYERS you douche.) 

Wed, 05/25/2011 - 12:33 | 1309420 TideFighter
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tax PAYERS (n-1) if you use TurboTax

Wed, 05/25/2011 - 12:35 | 1309415 TideFighter
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Should've said, "Are you Linkedin to AIG?"

Hey, captcha questions are easy today, I'm going long on stupid posts.

Wed, 05/25/2011 - 12:38 | 1309423 chet
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Have I got a great pile of feces for you!  Don't miss out on this one!

Wed, 05/25/2011 - 12:48 | 1309477 A Man without Q...
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It's all about the lay up...

Wed, 05/25/2011 - 13:13 | 1309567 knowless
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top comment on youtube:

I love how he distracts them with the ball and tap dancing.? lmfao!!!!!!!!!

Wed, 05/25/2011 - 12:36 | 1309429 drink or die
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Roll that beautiful bean footage.

Wed, 05/25/2011 - 12:40 | 1309431 UGrev
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holy shit. look at that mother fucker tank!

Wed, 05/25/2011 - 12:38 | 1309437 RacerX
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Ah that's just a bad tick.

Wed, 05/25/2011 - 12:38 | 1309439 Ruffcut
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JUst new and improved ponzi, without the new and improved, part.

Wed, 05/25/2011 - 12:42 | 1309440 Spartan
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They should have changed name to the stock would be up 100% by now.

Wed, 05/25/2011 - 12:39 | 1309443 ABG LINE
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To my friends @ CSV. :-(



Wed, 05/25/2011 - 12:39 | 1309444 Cthonic
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Douglas Kass
i am taking a long rental in aig at 28.65 now in premarket trading.

4 hours ago twitter

When you rent, at what point do you heed the mental stop?

Wed, 05/25/2011 - 12:43 | 1309452 Cdad
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Nice work the TBTF banks did for the gov there...agreeing to buy it and flipping it out at a loss to the dumbest algos in the room.  I have yet to hear or read any cogent analysis of this company and its true fundamental value.  It is really too bad that our government intervened and saved this embarrassment of a company.

In other news, prepare for an imminent break in the XRT @ the 50 day sma.  When it goes, get your surf board for the massive wave of selling in darling retail names, likely including NFLX which is printing a huge double top.  COSTCO and Amazon are not even waiting, reading the retail tea leaves of the last week or so in this bubbly retail group.  If ever there was an over owned segment of any stock market on earth, this is it.

In the meantime, banks continue to search for oblivion levels, otherwise known as "book value."  

This is the dumbest market in the history of the world...or probably more true, this isn't a market at all.

Thank you criminal syndicate Wall Street bankers, H. Paulsen, B. Bernanke, M. Shaprio.  Thanks for the wasteland.

Wed, 05/25/2011 - 12:42 | 1309456 Vergeltung
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too big to fail, my ass.....


Wed, 05/25/2011 - 13:14 | 1309457 cowdiddly
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Timmay and hasBen, You can flip your profits for LNKN @ 1394 X PE and be back to par in no time.

Wed, 05/25/2011 - 12:52 | 1309481 Sophist Economicus
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Ahhh, the cold hand of government at work...

Wed, 05/25/2011 - 12:52 | 1309482 Nicholaz
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Quite honestly, I'da have loved to see the Government sell a lot more of that stuff before it goes downhill, saving the taxpayer from the socialized losses and giving them just back to where they belong.

Wed, 05/25/2011 - 13:18 | 1309583 Dr. Engali
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Ha ha ha ha you funny Joe....."give them back where they belong" you funny :)

Wed, 05/25/2011 - 16:40 | 1310288 NotApplicable
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Never mind that it's being bought by all of the retirement funds. Then, when they blow up, they'll give everyone a sweetheart deal to exchange them for Treasurys. Yay!

"They call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it." -- George Carlin

Wed, 05/25/2011 - 12:51 | 1309495 glenlloyd
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I'm sorry, but this should surprise no one.

Wed, 05/25/2011 - 12:57 | 1309504 mayhem_korner
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Just a dorky observation in my sopwith camel...

...if you combine Timmay with Bernanke, you also get TIMBER.

patent, baby :p

Wed, 05/25/2011 - 13:01 | 1309532 Nicholaz
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Umm, what does "Timberrr" mean in this context?

Wed, 05/25/2011 - 13:04 | 1309534 alien-IQ
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Wed, 05/25/2011 - 13:13 | 1309558 omi
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let's see if they buy $28

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