Congratulations Ben Bernanke!

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Wed, 12/16/2009 - 09:53 | 165765 FLETCH
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Long live the Empire of Debt and Monetaristic Slavery!!!

Wed, 12/16/2009 - 11:33 | 165917 I need more asshats
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Helicopters vouchers for everybody!

Wed, 12/16/2009 - 17:55 | 166551 knukles
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Ya'll notice Ben the Red joins the other proposed recipients, all hailing from left wing national socialist leanings, each looked upon by their sycophants as the Messiah? 

Dear, oh dear, how the evil do procreate. 

Wed, 12/16/2009 - 22:13 | 166931 ED
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Aint nothing but a marketing trick. The more rags they sell, the more covers Mrs B (Ben mom) gets to scissor and slip into his acheivements file.

Wed, 12/16/2009 - 09:54 | 165767 Dixie Normous
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Maybe Time is trying to be controversial so that their circulation will reach a full 1% of the population.

Wed, 12/16/2009 - 09:55 | 165768 CB
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well, Bernanke's in good company isn't he?

Wed, 12/16/2009 - 10:00 | 165776 johnnyBoy
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Don't forget Hitler made the list!

Wed, 12/16/2009 - 10:06 | 165789 E pluribus unum
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Be afraid of Men of the Year with facial hair - be very afraid

Wed, 12/16/2009 - 10:30 | 165832 johnnyBoy
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oops!  Hitler didn't make the list, only was considered.  I have that long nose for a reason.

Wed, 12/16/2009 - 11:48 | 165933 ChanceIs
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Correct me if I am wrong, but the Time Magazine "Man of the Year" is not awarded to the person most significantly beneficiant.  An example of this stance would be the Nobel for Barack Obama - except Time looks backwards as opposed to the Nobel Committee which looks forwards.  Most people think Time embraces the beneficence in the rear view. Time recognizes he/she who most influenced events or the course of history.   Genhgis Kahn was awarded the Man of the Millenium back in 2000.  Kahn might not have been a nice guy but he had an impact.

I believe that Bernanke will be seen to have influenced events, but this won't be evident until the real crash occurs in 2010.

Who had an immediate impact this year???  Its hard to tell.  This year really hasn't been that dramatic.  A mountian of decisions have been made which will make 2010 interesting - Afghan war, European bank collapse, state finance collapse, etc. 

I would vote for Philadelphia Phillies pitcher, Perdro Martinesz who declared his own significance and then lost the World Series for Philadelphis.

Wed, 12/16/2009 - 13:24 | 166061 CB
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Time Mag <---- mouthpiece of gov't

Wed, 12/16/2009 - 09:57 | 165771 CB
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My husband just said, upon hearing ZH's depiction of Ben & friends, "It's more depressing than funny."

I'm laughing.  I've got the sick sense of humor in this household.

Wed, 12/16/2009 - 11:31 | 165912 WaterWings
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No kidding. Tyler's space monkeys are churning out some quality stuff.

Wed, 12/16/2009 - 13:36 | 166080 WaterWings
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Holy ****!

I just spent some time wading around in 'real news' world...I thought it was a joke only ZH could come up with. Unfreakingbelievable!

Wed, 12/16/2009 - 09:57 | 165772 Chumly
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Congratulations to ZB!!

Wed, 12/16/2009 - 10:02 | 165782 Screwball
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He should be rewarded by not being confirmed. 

Wed, 12/16/2009 - 10:04 | 165784 TraderMark
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The helicopter was missing on the cover... a shame.

Anyhow if you missed the Jim Chanos interview on CNBC, talking banks, autos, and his disregard for the data out of China (short commodities)

Meanwhile, we eagerly await the Man of the Year's blessing of free money (almost) forever at 2:15 PM

Wed, 12/16/2009 - 10:27 | 165824 AN0NYM0US
Wed, 12/16/2009 - 11:43 | 165930 tip e. canoe
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and people wonder why the president is out there pimpin fiberglass.

ChimericO is china times 1000

Wed, 12/16/2009 - 11:55 | 165940 Ripped Chunk
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Sensational headline. You should write for Time.

Wed, 12/16/2009 - 10:05 | 165785 Anonymous
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I'd love to chat but I gots-ta get back to pickin' some mo cotton. Gots-ta chase dat inflation yessa...

Wed, 12/16/2009 - 10:05 | 165786 SayTabserb
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It's not exactly an "award," is it?  More like a recognition of influence on current events. And in that respect, the Bernankster is certainly more influential than Obama. He who decides how the American money supply is deployed controls everything, right up till the moment when it all slips out of control and we go down the chute. But what could be more "consequential" than that, short of one of the Four Horsemen making an appearance?

Wed, 12/16/2009 - 10:05 | 165787 dead hobo
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Wall paper for a vomitorium.

Wed, 12/16/2009 - 10:24 | 165822 Cursive
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@dead hobo

You made it over from TBP?  Glad to read you here.

Wed, 12/16/2009 - 11:16 | 165895 dead hobo
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Thank you. I never posted much here previously because it was so easy to get lost among the other comments. At TBP, I stood out and sometimes people made comments that I interpreted as "they really like reading my stuff."

I stopped posting regularly at TBP for a couple of reasons. As I wrote a couple weeks ago, I convinced an elderly relative to cash out of a huge number of funds that a manager had put a smallish six figure life savings into. The manager was reluctant, primarily, I suspect, to keep a 2% management fee coming in. If this cash vanished in another collapse, I would have to start supporting the relative. To that point, the manager had done well for my elderly relative.

I sent BR a couple of back channel emails asking for advice on how to handle it. He never responded to either. That pissed me off. I contributed to his success on a daily basis and he couldn't even offer advice on how to handle the situation. I suspect his expansion into new markets for FusionIQ is conflicting him, and now wonder if he is a much bigger part of the machine he used to rail against. A little conflict of interest is OK with me. To me it looked like the game there had changed. I may post there again from time to time, but never again on a regular basis.

Wed, 12/16/2009 - 10:07 | 165790 10044
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Does anyone buy Time anymore? Lol!

Wed, 12/16/2009 - 10:09 | 165793 aint no fortuna...
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79% disapproval rating isn't the number to worry about - the number 60 is all that matters - 60 gutless senators lining their pockets with bank lobby $$ once they vote him back to finish his destruction of the middle class.

Wed, 12/16/2009 - 10:10 | 165796 I need more cowbell
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And Timmy is "Boy of the Year"

Wed, 12/16/2009 - 10:12 | 165797 tinfoilhat
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It's good to see the propaganda arm of the CFR is still able to tickle the appropriate media outlets at the appropriate time.  After all, it's a dangerous time for the favorite money laundering organization for the Powers That Be (tm).  I haven't laughed so hard since TurboTax Timmy made People's Hottest 100 Studs list.


Wed, 12/16/2009 - 10:14 | 165804 Cognitive Dissonance
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You took the words out of my mouth. Surprise, Bernanke is up for a Congressional vote on Thursday, audit the Fed it gaining steam, etc. Time for a little "independent" media to ring the bell. 

Wed, 12/16/2009 - 10:11 | 165799 Anonymous
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If anyone in the populous believes America's news is not just propaganda, then I have a 100% LTV loan to sell them with a HELOC of an additional 10% above LTV. I'll also throw in no closing costs with only 2 points yield spread.

Wed, 12/16/2009 - 11:07 | 165883 Anonymous
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Can I take that loan out from you?....although I can't promise I will be paying it back

Wed, 12/16/2009 - 13:41 | 166088 Dr. Richard Head
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Sure thing.  I have a warehouse LOC and will just be selling it to local municipalities after you sign on the dotted line.  I could care less if you pay for it.  I just need the transaction fees ya know.


Wed, 12/16/2009 - 10:14 | 165803 Cap
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As sure a sign of a market top as there is ...

Wed, 12/16/2009 - 10:55 | 165866 Gordon Freeman
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Ding, ding, ding!!  We have a winner!!

Wed, 12/16/2009 - 16:03 | 166365 Anonymous
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Definitely a winner!

Wed, 12/16/2009 - 10:16 | 165806 SteveNYC
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This will look good when we are using the dollar as toilet paper in a decade or so.....

Wed, 12/16/2009 - 10:18 | 165809 Miles Kendig
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Someone should put down a carpet of condoms for Ben as a sort of Cecil B. DeMille salute.

Wed, 12/16/2009 - 10:18 | 165811 Anonymous
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I would rather someone like was on the cover

Wed, 12/16/2009 - 10:19 | 165812 Cognitive Dissonance
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BTW, why does no one (in the mainstream press, academia, public etc) question the whole premise of Time's "Man of the Year" process and even the title? The qualifications are so broad (for better of worse) that it is not much more than a propaganda piece.

Wait, maybe that's what it is!

Wed, 12/16/2009 - 10:20 | 165814 spades434
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Obama - Peace Prize

Bernanke- Man of Year

and just announced:

Blankfein- Humanitarian Award, for doing "God's" work

Wed, 12/16/2009 - 10:25 | 165827 10044
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Wed, 12/16/2009 - 11:56 | 165922 WaterWings
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Obama: Guns and Ammo Salesman of the Year

Bernanke: Precious Metals Salesman of the Year

Blankfein: Consolation Prize from Forbes:

In honor of the modesty of his pronouncement, we lift him to the celestial height of No. 1 on our list of CEO outrages of 2009.

Wed, 12/16/2009 - 19:20 | 166698 Apocalypse Now
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Good man, well done

Wed, 12/16/2009 - 10:20 | 165816 koaj
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in a close second, Steve Liesman

Wed, 12/16/2009 - 10:20 | 165817 curbyourrisk
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Can we get a global boycot of Time Magazine...  Seriously, I did not even know they were still making that magazine!

Wed, 12/16/2009 - 12:38 | 166002 WaterWings
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They're trying to get a bailout, too. All their lifetime subscribers have either given up the ghost or watching Glenn Beck now.

Wed, 12/16/2009 - 10:23 | 165820 Anonymous
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TIME used to claim this was about the person who most influenced world events during the past years (for good or bad). Hilter is in that group too, btw (twice!).

But in 2001, they couldn't bring themselves to give to OBL.

In any case, it ain't a popularity contest.

Wed, 12/16/2009 - 10:28 | 165831 BoeingSpaceliner797
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Future poll suggestion


Which is the most disingenuous/laughable:

a)  Barack Hussein Obama's 2009 Nobel Peace Prize

b)  Benjamin Shalom Bernanke's recognition by Time magazine as its 2009 person of the year

c)   The November 2009 employment report from the BLS

d)  most disingenuous/laughable award/recognition/report/act of 2009 has not yet occurred.

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