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Contrary To CNBC's Persistent Lies, Volume Surges

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Another day, another desperate attempt by GE's propaganda branch to keep its viewers disconnected with reality. Case in point: Bob Pisani, who has now said about 100 times that "volume was very low, no bids were hit, etc, etc." The truth: yes to the latter, and a blatant lie on the former. Exhibit A is below, where you can see that today's ES volume was the highest in 40 days! Maybe CNBC can hire an expert and analyze the chart below and advise us what it uses as the source for its lies, pardon, information.

 

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Wed, 08/11/2010 - 16:11 | 516328 TooBearish
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CSCO tad lite on revs, beats by a penny BUY EM! ...not

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 16:14 | 516336 Cleanclog
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Do those people have no shame?

ZH-Tyler:  You should become the Jon Stewart/Colbert light shiner "truthiness" on the financial situation. Most people don't access blogs.  Get yourself to primetime and then we can get this revolution started.

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 16:15 | 516343 Dr. No
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Tyler Durden does not own a T.V.

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 16:22 | 516360 hedgeless_horseman
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I am Jack's unrepentant sell-side TV personality.

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 16:21 | 516368 homersimpson
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Let's not insult Tyler by calling him Stewart/Colbert. They're both leftist guys (yes, Colbert leans left when he's off camera) who get a rise off of insulting the right. At least TD is more apt to call things the way he sees it without his love affair for the left.

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 16:23 | 516378 Everyman
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But Tyler would have to wear a mask lke the guy on Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome:

"All you have to do is just walk away, just walk away with your lives."

 

"Just walk away."

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 17:03 | 516523 CrockettAlmanac.com
Wed, 08/11/2010 - 19:11 | 516745 rapunzel
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oh thanks, crockett (i know a man named crocket) forgot the

J A M E S   G A N G    named. now that was a bitchez, TRIO.

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 20:16 | 516865 Bartanist
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I never saw fight club.

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 21:00 | 516942 rapunzel
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i have watched it.

watching and seeing and understanding are very different.

i like the actors. marla Helena Bonham Carter.

the b e s t , ever female actor.

uncomfortable, under statement. don't do violence. well i just wikied it. understanding some references now. need to think again, about everything. thanks for the thumbs up Bartanist

 

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 21:19 | 516966 Fred Hayek
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It's a more thoughtful film than you would guess from only a superficial knowledge of it.

Oh, and don't order any of the cream of . . soups, or the clam chowder.

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 22:51 | 517088 rapunzel
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no, i don't do clam chowder for sure,  F R E D.

learning, always learning, little touchy feely right now.

comprehension.

i talked to the  N A R R A T O R

golden as ever.

Thu, 08/12/2010 - 08:40 | 517404 Dr. No
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Yes I junked you. "I never saw fight club".  If ever a post needed to be junked, this it the one.

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 17:17 | 516550 PeterSchump
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Oh yeah! Stewart/Colbert are the torch bearers of Truth!  Truthiness for all and all for truthiness!

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 16:14 | 516337 traderjoe
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They are hoping someone, ANYONE, comes to their little stock rally-party. People are DONE. Please proceed to the collapse. 

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 16:16 | 516339 New_Meat
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SPY almost back to 90 day average volume, 'course it was gap down - Ned

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 16:17 | 516349 BobWatNorCal
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I think it is a condition of their employment to propagandize?

http://gatewaypundit.firstthings.com/2010/08/confirmed-ge-chief-immelt-s...
GE CEO Immelt Scolded NBC Journalists For Reporting Negatively on Obama

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 16:18 | 516354 bada boom
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Bob is still typing his numbers into Visicalc.

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 16:20 | 516361 Me XMan
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HAHAHAHAHA! Good one!

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 16:20 | 516366 Village Idiot
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"Bob is still typing his numbers into Visicalc."

 

His use of the abacus is legendary.

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 16:57 | 516502 Lux Fiat
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Thanks for that.  My screen needed cleaning anyway.  I guess it's true what they say about not drinking and reading at the same time.

SPEW was down 3.13% while SP-500 2.82%.  Volume wasn't exactly rocking compared to some of the down days during the early May downdraft, but it was the highest volume day since the end of July.  No yardstick is ever perfect, but this kind of volume tells me that plenty of folks who are either much better at reading the situation, or there is a lot of complacency still out there (and plenty more room to drop).

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 16:19 | 516356 earnyermoney
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guess that's a thumbs down on Ms. Drury's cleavage coverage.

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 16:38 | 516430 etrader
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No cleavage = Market down

Those Soc Gen Quants may be onto something :>

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 16:39 | 516447 earnyermoney
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look for a stripper pole tomorrow.

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 16:41 | 516454 william the bastard
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The tight blouse look. So 60's. So Madmen. Someone had words after yesterday's disgraceful peepshow.

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 16:19 | 516357 suteibu
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The important thing is.....

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 16:19 | 516358 monopoly
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I saw that Tyler, could not believe my ears. One of the few times I take the idiot channel off of mute is to listen to the crap and spin of these idiots. We are making Russia look good.

And thanks for all you do.

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 17:10 | 516533 CrockettAlmanac.com
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the few times I take the idiot channel off of mute

So it was CNBC that actually had the low volume today.

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 17:41 | 516615 New_Meat
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+1

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 16:19 | 516362 lsbumblebee
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Per Bob's instructions, all seven CNBC viewers turned the volume down on their teevees.

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 16:20 | 516367 Chuck Mentzel
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Isn't CNBC now owned 51% by Comcast?

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 16:41 | 516452 Ragnarok
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Comcast just wanted the content, GE still runs show at NBC.

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 16:49 | 516477 Chuck Mentzel
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If you owned 51% of a company would you let the 49% stake control things for ya?

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 16:22 | 516371 buzzsaw99
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He made that call too far ahead of the close. Should be eating crow in 3-2-1...

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 16:25 | 516379 lizzy36
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Seriously, would one expect anything different from "victory for the bulls" Pisani.

Ohhhh....and here comes FOF bobble head, calling for world wide coordinated stimulus. Because we all know Ron that doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result is the definition of US Fiscal and Monetary policy. 

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 16:23 | 516382 LoneStarHog
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"Trust Me Folks, Gold Is Going Nowhere" -- Bob Pastrami with gold just under $400

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 16:24 | 516383 Gobsmacked
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see i wouldve never known this because the screen near my desk is muted.

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 16:29 | 516411 Conrad Murray
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see i wouldve never known this because the screen near my desk is tuned to the Fox Business channel.

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 17:55 | 516641 -1Delta
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I lean on FOX's side of the political fence, but FOX is RETARED at business news.

 

RANSQUAWK BITCHEZ

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 16:26 | 516394 Ned Zeppelin
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You're better off paying no attention to this guy Pissonya.  He's the carnival barker outside the freak show telling you about the bearded lady.  A known dick.

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 16:32 | 516418 buzzsaw99
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The bearded lady is hot imo.

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 16:33 | 516424 bada boom
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How about the chicken lady?

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 16:34 | 516431 famousamos
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First post here ever. Be kind to the noob please. So, Y, I was watching and he was saying stuff like 'low volume', 'no bids', 'bidders dried up', etc. So what are we saying? just another HFT selloff day?

In past articles we saw massive runups in the last 30 minutes on no volume - I don't really understand that phenomenon. Another function of HFT I suppose.

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 16:41 | 516444 Dr. No
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The CNBC statements were false.  It was their attempt to dismiss today's crash as an anomaly.  They want you to believe you should not run from the market, rather buy and hold.  Do not believe the economy is bad, rather buy into it.

 

These are ploys by Wallstreet to take your money.  Dont fall for it.

edit: clarified CNBC is trying to fool you.

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 16:56 | 516495 old_turk
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HFT algos hide in silicon holes on days like today.

a) they can't ramp bids, if carbon based units are selling.

b) they aren't allowed to 'lose' real money.

Thanks 'fer askin'.

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 16:57 | 516496 Conrad Murray
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Low volume indicates a lack of conviction in a movement, whether up or down.  Also, when volume is actually low, a small number of monied actors (CBs, HFTs, etc.) can influence significant market moves either way.  The "no bid" talk refers to the bid and ask prices.  Buyers bid, sellers ask.  No bids = no buyers.

As pointed out in this article, Pissant was attempting to pimp the no volume line to convince viewers there was nothing to worry about, and today's move was just a fluke.

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 22:18 | 517040 famousamos
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Thanks! The low volume / manipulation makes sense to me now. The pumpers were def out today.

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 16:38 | 516441 Chartist
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I am still trying to figure out why Jeff Immelt is not in jail for violating Sarbanes-Oxley.

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 16:45 | 516463 Chuck Mentzel
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What the fuck is this, some kind of a communist clique that you can't take criticism? I'm calling this bullshit, Tyler, because you know well CNBC is no longer controlled by GE. Comcast is the main shareholder right now. They may be crap and manipulate the market place, but it doesn't mean GE is doing it. Get your facts first.

 

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 17:00 | 516508 old_turk
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Au contraire, mon friere.

At 49%, significant control exists and Jeffery can still call up any CNBC funky he wants to and they'll crap their pants.

You don't have to trust me on it but it is what it is.

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 17:03 | 516521 chinaguy
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Show your work Chuck; that deal has never been completed.

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 17:07 | 516527 Conrad Murray
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Exactly.  Both you and turk beat me to it.

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 20:26 | 516880 digalert
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CNBS has two experts on board the propaganda machine, Steve Liesman and this Chuck Mentzel wizbang.

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 17:04 | 516520 Dagny Taggart
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Maybe the Comcast boys got the invite to the Bohemian Grove Bash this year, and they're all on the same team now?

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 17:20 | 516560 Turd Ferguson
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Bob Pisani is a complete and utter douchebag.

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 17:22 | 516571 Astute Investor
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It is the nature of the human species to reject what is true but unpleasant and to embrace what is obviously false but comforting.

H.L. Mencken

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 17:55 | 516638 New_Meat
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AI-(I hope you are carbon-based):

That's the value of ZH.  We attempt to overcome human nature through (electronic, sometimes intellectual) ... er ... interaction (not combat).  Takes individuals who are a) sensitive enough to perceive self-flaws, b) confident enough to express views, and c) tough enough to interact.

Entertainment value++;

- Ned

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 17:30 | 516591 ZackLo
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Rofl, I didn't think cnbc knew what volume was!

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 17:34 | 516602 PeterSchump
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Isn't this all we need to know about volume?

NASDAQ VOL* (MIL) 2,258 +10.76% +219

NASDAQ* 2,208.63 -3.01% -68.54

NYSE VOL (MIL) 1,070 +14.60% +136

DJIA 10,378.83 -2.49% -265.42

S&P 500 1,089.47 -2.82% -31.59

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 18:02 | 516644 Gary Busey
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right now on CNBC.com they've removed the video that links from "US Should Stop propping Up Housing : Santelli" on its main page

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 19:44 | 516801 CynicalBear
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Gary-

I saw that the Santelli video was missing there too, but a friend sent me a link- the video is still up.  Here it is:

http://www.cnbc.com/id/15840232?play=1&video=1564239366

 

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 21:52 | 517004 Citizen of an I...
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Thank you for that one.

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 22:47 | 517084 Gary Busey
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Gracias!

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 18:54 | 516718 Jesse
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That volume is for the emini SP futures and not for listed stocks.

 

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 19:50 | 516819 Tyler Durden
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Correct. All the volume is now in ETFs (SPY) and or derivatives. The market is one big synthetic representation of itself, in other words, the biggest CDO in the world is now the market itself.

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 20:31 | 516890 Tense INDIAN
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thats not bad for us ...find the TREND and place ur bets.....thats easier than finding the right stock

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 21:02 | 516947 rapunzel
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Tyler, i tried calling you this afternoon.

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 21:33 | 516985 banksterhater
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Piss-on-he is an idiot. Anyone notice on Squawk early that Santelli said " we found out (down here in the pits) they aren't going to buy the 30-year... BUT SOMEONE HERE SURELY HAD THE IDEA..." (well -connected I would guess)

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 23:22 | 517127 Overpowered By Funk
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Bob "no volume, so don't worry" Pissani never mentioned his "low volume" concerns on the melt - up days. CNBS would be absolutely useless if not for Santelli's rants and beatdowns of Steve "the Fed is God" Liesman.

Thu, 08/12/2010 - 00:47 | 517192 Madhouse
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Come on, Bob's a decent guy. With HFT taking over 70% of the market, Bob is giving a guage for the other 30%, the real investor trading as opposed to the fucking video game ...

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