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From Cool To iTool: Did South Park Just Hack Apple's Coolness Away?

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Sat, 04/30/2011 - 10:27 | 1223804 Spastica Rex
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Sat, 04/30/2011 - 15:08 | 1224308 Fish Gone Bad
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That cartoon is probably one of the greatest compliments Apple could ever have.  I am a bit jealous that South Park thought of it before me.

Sat, 04/30/2011 - 22:33 | 1224831 pan-the-ist
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Fuck that.  Fuck Apple.  Fuck Jobs and his cult of techno dweebs.  Sorry about the potty mouth.

Sat, 04/30/2011 - 10:32 | 1223807 Jack Mayoffer
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Great way to open the new Southpark Season.

Sat, 04/30/2011 - 13:14 | 1224113 chumbawamba
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Why is this show still on the air?  This is not even funny.  SP lost its edge somewhere around season 7.

I am Chumbawamba.

Sat, 04/30/2011 - 17:38 | 1224487 King_of_simpletons
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Yep. Agree. WTF was that ?

Sat, 04/30/2011 - 22:00 | 1224791 omi
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This was the greatest episode! 


Sun, 05/01/2011 - 17:02 | 1225955 Titus
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I disagree. It's been getting better and better especially since season 10. 

Sat, 04/30/2011 - 19:43 | 1224620 D.M.
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I love South Park, but that clip was fucking retarded.

Sat, 04/30/2011 - 20:18 | 1224651 Squid-puppets a...
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i suspect a lot of people are unaware of the reference - there was a horror movie that was actually just released where people were kidnapped and turned into a human centipede

i reckon its fair game to stitch that movie together with apple

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 01:08 | 1224994 johnnynaps
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just showing how the corporate world can swindle its way into unethical maneuvers with its customers while attempting to show the darkside of technology!

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 08:45 | 1225246 jedimarkus
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I am glad you brought up the horror movie reference as the majority of people who are offended by this episode do not know about the secondary parody (besides Apple) that South Park is dealing with. 

Sat, 04/30/2011 - 10:32 | 1223809 disabledvet
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more "ergo" than evil it would appear.

Sat, 04/30/2011 - 10:34 | 1223812 MsCreant
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Yeah, Apple is NOT a stock.

Sat, 04/30/2011 - 10:35 | 1223825 Texas Gunslinger
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This video has nothing to do with Apple stock.

It is just pure evil. 


Sat, 04/30/2011 - 10:39 | 1223837 Dr. No
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if you think it is evil cuz of the clip shown above, you should watch the whole episode and report back about how Dr Phil helps eric through his "mom" issue.

Sat, 04/30/2011 - 10:52 | 1223871 MsCreant
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And Apple is not?

Sat, 04/30/2011 - 11:34 | 1223970 rocker
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So Funny. Are You Lost. Don't have a IPhone. Buy one and find yourself.

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 11:18 | 1225435 Andrew_Miller
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stick your crapple cult where it belongs.


Sat, 04/30/2011 - 15:30 | 1224339 Hephasteus
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Did you hear the whole latest story.

People jail break the iphone and ios.

He goes to court and tries to get a ruling about it. Judge says no you can jailbreak these things.

People start digging around find the tracking routines.

They leak it.

He denies it.

Then people search up the patent he applied for and was granted to track people.

Sat, 04/30/2011 - 15:58 | 1224350 Quixotic_Not
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I'm sure the Facebook Twits would actually pay monthly to be tracked...

iStupid Syndrome™ 2011

Sat, 04/30/2011 - 17:37 | 1224484 Hephasteus
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Ya but it's working against them. They just went on a huge ban fest. Banned a bunch of accounts for posting "copywrited" information. I think they finally figured out making a retard might be all fun and games but living with them afterwards is kind of a bitch.

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 15:08 | 1225785 Reptil
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Yes, Apple pretended to be on the "side" of the consumer, by offering a platform which was less easy to mess up, and more secure right out of the box. They fucked up. And deserve all the intestinal products that the Humancentipad can produce. Right in the mouth.

(typed on a Mac Pro)




Sat, 04/30/2011 - 11:04 | 1223898 Bob
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You get out what you put in. 

Sat, 04/30/2011 - 11:12 | 1223923 Wynn
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isn't there a fire, or a drought, or a revival, you should be tending to?

Sat, 04/30/2011 - 12:16 | 1224044 Uncle Remus
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Sat, 04/30/2011 - 12:45 | 1224080 ColonelCooper
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He can't reply right now, he's swatting locusts.

Sat, 04/30/2011 - 13:30 | 1224134 Flakmeister
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And somewhere else someone is locating twats...

The Zen of it all is overwhelming at times....

Sat, 04/30/2011 - 14:20 | 1224234 ZFiNX
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Your kind ain't welcome here, Gunslinger...

Sat, 04/30/2011 - 11:16 | 1223924 DeadFred
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Have you not watched Southpark before?  You're surprised at the nature of what todays kids are bombarded with?  You do have a big job cut out for you.

Sat, 04/30/2011 - 13:36 | 1224146 velobabe
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you know i have never watched south park, except for clips like this. i don't think it is all that funny, but i am old;-(

Sat, 04/30/2011 - 14:01 | 1224205 chumbawamba
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It used to be funny.  Now it's just swimming in its own wake.  South Park is to funny what US T-bills are to investing...of a bygone era.

I am Chumbawamba.

Sat, 04/30/2011 - 22:35 | 1224834 pan-the-ist
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Why are you still posting faker?

Sat, 04/30/2011 - 12:03 | 1224023 myshadow
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My mother  and brother with his family live in texas, otherwise,

It is just pure evil.

Sat, 04/30/2011 - 12:42 | 1224074 ColonelCooper
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@Texas Gunslinger:

You are by far the funniest troll here.  Your over the top role playing makes my day.  Please keep it up for a while.  Keep in mind however, you're going to need some new material.  Creative trolling requires that your schtick continues to get farther and farther "out there" to remain entertaining.  You have begun on such an outrageous path that I can't wait to see where it goes from here.... If you're any good.  I think you are.

Ned Flanders with attitude.  You're the fucking best, TG.

Sat, 04/30/2011 - 13:07 | 1224106 mick_richfield
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Please keep it up for a while...

But ... try to sort of subtly ask around the office about what ever happened to Johnny Bravo.

Sat, 04/30/2011 - 13:23 | 1224123 55 men
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This scene from Planes Trains and Automobiles pretty much sums it up for Texas Gunslinger

Sat, 04/30/2011 - 14:44 | 1224268 The Axe
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I think ZH should have made us all stand in line for 2 hours for the right to watch this video....lol

Sat, 04/30/2011 - 14:57 | 1224282 PenGun
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 You need to watch the ending. You will feel much better.


 Pure genius.

Sat, 04/30/2011 - 10:59 | 1223891 Pladizow
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What will the line outside of an apple store "look like" for this product?

Particularly disgusting on Lincoln Road, South Beach!

Sat, 04/30/2011 - 11:09 | 1223909 Temporalist
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That is BS I've seen people on South Beach doing that years ago.

Sat, 04/30/2011 - 11:15 | 1223922 kujo
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What?? Weirdest troll ever.

Sat, 04/30/2011 - 11:50 | 1223996 AmazingLarry
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It's funnay, mmmkkay.

Sat, 04/30/2011 - 13:32 | 1224143 Badabing
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I always post on ZH with my iphone through my anis.

Sat, 04/30/2011 - 13:43 | 1224161 Byte Me
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What do you recommend if I already watched the whole episode?



Watching you take a one spot dirt-nap?

Go jump into the Io flux tube (if you examine my avatar closely...)

Sat, 04/30/2011 - 15:35 | 1224342 Montgomery Burns
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Wait until you see Adventuretime with Finn And Jake

Sat, 04/30/2011 - 10:27 | 1223803 Spastica Rex
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I wonder how many people saw "The Human Centipede?" Really stupid movie.

Love Southpark!

Sat, 04/30/2011 - 11:52 | 1224002 Temporalist
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Coming from someone with some seemingly high intellect, you do watch SP after all, I'm a bit surprised that before you saw that movie you thought it'd be a good idea to watch it.

Sat, 04/30/2011 - 10:30 | 1223808 Argos
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Over the top, as usual for South Park.

Sat, 04/30/2011 - 10:34 | 1223813 Almost Solvent
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Tastes like happy

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