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Wed, 02/09/2011 - 10:38 | 946122 SpeakerFTD
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But you can't eat corn. Oh wait.

Wed, 02/09/2011 - 10:41 | 946133 ColonelCooper
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The rice however, is questionable.

Wed, 02/09/2011 - 10:58 | 946207 financeguru500
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The real question is How will this affect corn subsidies in the U.S. Will the U.S. still be producing Ethanol when the cost outweighs the benefits?

Wed, 02/09/2011 - 11:03 | 946229 ColonelCooper
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The cost has outweighed the benefits from day one.  The current ethanol subsidy is just north of 50 cents per gallon.

 

Wed, 02/09/2011 - 11:23 | 946316 financeguru500
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Do you think well ever go back to not using ethanol?

Wed, 02/09/2011 - 11:29 | 946329 Capitalist10
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Good thing we're spending our tax dollars (and borrowing more from the Chinese) for those corn subsidies.  Otherwise, who would grow the stuff?

Wed, 02/09/2011 - 11:28 | 946327 BobPaulson
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Exactly. Even Brazilian sugarcane ethanol is marginal. Dem cornbelt votes is 'spensive.

Wed, 02/09/2011 - 12:01 | 946454 pan-the-ist
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But it's not socialism when it's requested by a congressman in a Red State.

Wed, 02/09/2011 - 12:07 | 946471 ColonelCooper
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I think by "Dem", he meant "them".

Wed, 02/09/2011 - 12:23 | 946531 pan-the-ist
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I know, but I beat farmer socialism horse all the time.

Wed, 02/09/2011 - 12:54 | 946666 ColonelCooper
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Sorry I butted in.  My bad.

Wed, 02/09/2011 - 12:28 | 946550 tmosley
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It's ok when they do it.

lol

Wed, 02/09/2011 - 10:41 | 946138 duo
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But you can make ethanol out of it and either drink it or mix it with your gasoline.

Wed, 02/09/2011 - 10:53 | 946184 Sudden Debt
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WAIT WAIT WAIT!!!!!

 

I ACTUALLY THINK MY MORNING CORNFLAKES MAY ACTUALLY CONTAIN CORN!!

 

WHAT'S NEXT???!!! THE PRICE OF THE LITTLE TOYS ALSO GOES UP??!!

Wed, 02/09/2011 - 11:48 | 946410 Expat
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The price of the little toys?  That depends on the price of lead, my friend.

Funny, when you think about it.  We barter corn to China in exchange for lead...toys.

Wed, 02/09/2011 - 11:46 | 946401 SteveNYC
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Great, there goes my morning corn flake fix.

Wed, 02/09/2011 - 10:39 | 946124 The Axe
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Tyler, you were spot ON!!! Long Jiffy Pot

Wed, 02/09/2011 - 10:40 | 946129 Vergeltung
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you mean Jiffy "Pop"?  ;-)

Wed, 02/09/2011 - 10:43 | 946144 papaswamp
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Maybe he smokes his corn instead of eating it. Of course this means a bottle of my favorite whiskey is about to rise in price...damn it!

Wed, 02/09/2011 - 10:50 | 946175 Agent P
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You really should consider the malted barley variety...price has nothing to do with it.

Wed, 02/09/2011 - 12:15 | 946500 Rusty Shorts
Wed, 02/09/2011 - 13:05 | 946719 johnQpublic
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screw your whiskey, whats gonna happen to the price of my corn kernel cat littler?

 

aint america great, we have cat litter others would eat. Hell, we could eat it.

Wed, 02/09/2011 - 13:35 | 946829 Iam_Silverman
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"corn kernel cat littler"

Ummm, don't you mean Corn COB cat litter?

It is also very handy in the tumbler for cleaning up brass picked up at the local outdoor range - with a shot of Flit or Lyman polish, of course!

Ground corn cob has been used for years in many different applications, including animal feed.  Don't know of many humans that have developed a taste for it though.

Wed, 02/09/2011 - 14:22 | 947006 velobabe
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 use to eat dog biscuits, growing up. i didn't tell any one though†

Wed, 02/09/2011 - 14:36 | 947048 Hephasteus
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I know people who eat dog biscuits as adults. I know people who bake dog biscuits and taste test them.

Wed, 02/09/2011 - 10:53 | 946188 SWRichmond
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as much fun to make as it is to eat, bitches

Wed, 02/09/2011 - 10:58 | 946204 Turd Ferguson
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Thanks, TD.

I'd really appreciate it if you could cook up a rally in the bean pit, too, if you get my drift...

Wed, 02/09/2011 - 10:39 | 946126 Vergeltung
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there's great foresight to be found here at ZH.

Wed, 02/09/2011 - 10:51 | 946176 jus_lite_reading
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Shhh. that's our secret.

Too bad because when the SHTF, only a select few will know what is going on.. like this "stuff"

The latest national survey by the Pew Research Center for the People & the Press, conducted Feb. 2-7, 2011 among 1,385 adults, finds that nearly half (48%) say they have heard a lot about the anti-government protests in Egypt; about the same proportion (52%) reports hearing little or nothing.

They'd rather watch Dancing with the Stars than to bother with "stuff" like this..

Wed, 02/09/2011 - 10:58 | 946206 IrishSamurai
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The Keynesian won 2008 with 52% of the vote ... coincidence.  I think not.

Wed, 02/09/2011 - 11:07 | 946247 Hephasteus
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Correlation and causation merge yet again in wedded bliss.

Wed, 02/09/2011 - 11:16 | 946279 LFMayor
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That 52% is what we're going to be eating to survive, since big agra will fold when the oil stops being refined. That's the end of corn for a while.
But we might not need them all for food, I remember reading that the Aztecs got by eating only about 11% of their population.  We could possibly take the surplus and harness them to plows and cultivators, to grow non hybrid corn. Kick start the corn market all over again.

Wed, 02/09/2011 - 11:19 | 946300 Dapper Dan
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You are so sick... sick, sick, sick..................................

um. pass me a breast will ya.

Wed, 02/09/2011 - 11:33 | 946340 Rusty Shorts
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"I gnawed off a limb - I'm not saying whose..."

Wed, 02/09/2011 - 11:34 | 946346 robobbob
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shout out to Jonathan Swift's Modest Proposal

Wed, 02/09/2011 - 11:37 | 946354 countryboy42
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So, are vegetarians considered free-range humans?

Wed, 02/09/2011 - 14:26 | 947021 velobabe
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i some times eat my own skin. not much.

Wed, 02/09/2011 - 11:20 | 946282 LFMayor
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Duplicate...  I have now exorcised the foul spirit from my laptop with the blessed refridgerator magnet.

Wed, 02/09/2011 - 10:40 | 946127 Rogerwilco
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Enchirada

Wed, 02/09/2011 - 11:08 | 946255 pods
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Priceress!

Wed, 02/09/2011 - 12:41 | 946605 jus_lite_reading
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Fly lice and colin dogs

Wed, 02/09/2011 - 10:40 | 946130 colonial
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Its all the evil speculators Tyler...how much longer will we have to wait for a House or Senate AG committee hearing...its like oil before the 08 crash.  Maybe someone will ask Ben about this today

Wed, 02/09/2011 - 12:05 | 946464 pan-the-ist
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How high can they push the price of corn before people bail and start eating dirt instead?

Wed, 02/09/2011 - 10:41 | 946135 firstdivision
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Corn opens up limit up, and CSC takes a kick in the balls. 

Wed, 02/09/2011 - 10:42 | 946136 papaswamp
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...as governments panic and begin to hoard worried about future uprisings.

Wed, 02/09/2011 - 10:41 | 946137 Jason T
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am planting corn this year.  Better buy another 50 lb bag of flour soon too.

Wed, 02/09/2011 - 10:56 | 946199 Sudden Debt
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Keep me informed how the planting of that flour went :)

Wed, 02/09/2011 - 11:45 | 946391 TheDriver
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After two years of growing corn, I vowed never to plant the weed in my garden again. It's a heavy feeder, pests love it, and it provides less nutrition per square foot than many other veggies. I'll have to try planting sack of flour this spring. Thanks for the idea.

Wed, 02/09/2011 - 12:59 | 946675 dwdollar
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Corn provides more bushels/acre than any other grain.  Beats wheat about 3 to 2.  But, it does require a lot of fertilizer.

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