Court Removes Rahm Emanuel From Chicago Mayoral Ballot

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Mon, 01/24/2011 - 14:12 | 899309 Rich V
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At last some good news from Chicago

Mon, 01/24/2011 - 14:14 | 899323 Max Hunter
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I wonder if it's because he served in the IDF??

Nahhhh.... what's that got to do with it?

Mon, 01/24/2011 - 14:26 | 899371 RingToneDeaf
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IDF? So what.

Crazier than a Shit House Rat? Yes.

Ignores Constitution, rule of law to pursue personal adgenda, go figure, chickens come home to roost.


Mon, 01/24/2011 - 14:28 | 899382 Eternal Student
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Yep. Couldn't happen to a more deserving a**hole.

Hey, Rahm! Here's a good crisis that I hope you don't let go to waste.

Mon, 01/24/2011 - 14:33 | 899398 High Plains Drifter
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Well , this is bad news for Rahm. Maybe he can go nurse his political wounds at his favorite Man's club and get a blow job from his favorite local male prostitute....

Mon, 01/24/2011 - 14:45 | 899457 weinerdog43
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Nah.  The nearest canine or bovine would do for him just fine.

Mon, 01/24/2011 - 15:16 | 899593 sushi
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You gotta remember that this is Chicago.

His name won't be on the ballot but he will still end up being elected as Mayor.

Don't ask me how this works. It's the American way.

Mon, 01/24/2011 - 16:39 | 899906 Rahm
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Your learning the Mot#erF@#K!nG way danielson!  Care to help me get some Mot#erF@#K!nG dead chicagoians to sign the Mot#erF@#K!nG petition, there's no Mot#erF@#K!nG time to Mot#erF@#K!nG waste!

Mon, 01/24/2011 - 17:31 | 900100 High Plains Drifter
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Rahm you are word smith pal. Say didn't they teach you at temple not to talk like that?

Mon, 01/24/2011 - 14:26 | 899374 chet
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His next gig will be associated with Israel somehow.

Mon, 01/24/2011 - 14:32 | 899397 goldmiddelfinger
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They have hedge funds there?

Mon, 01/24/2011 - 15:00 | 899518 Cash_is_Trash
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They have undeclared nukes and biological and chemical weapons, but shhh

Mon, 01/24/2011 - 17:32 | 900108 High Plains Drifter
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Plus all of Bernie Madoff's funds as well.

Mon, 01/24/2011 - 23:03 | 901394 jeff montanye
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and hedge funds.  yes they have funds fully hedged.

Mon, 01/24/2011 - 15:46 | 899724 gorillaonyourback
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he allways been associated with israel. wonder what he would say if u asked where is your allegience, with the US or israel?

Mon, 01/24/2011 - 16:05 | 899778 lsbumblebee
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He would probably say "you anti-semite", or in his case "you fucking anti-semite", while his fellow Khazar Jews continue to practice genocide on the Semitic Palestinians.

Mon, 01/24/2011 - 16:16 | 899814 israhole
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You got that right!  Rahm "the Ballerina" Emanuel volunteered to fight with the IDF while he claimed to be American, and the US had two active wars at the time ('06).

Scumbag traitor, like all Israel-firsters.

Mon, 01/24/2011 - 17:33 | 900111 High Plains Drifter
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One would think that anyone who is a citizen of a foreign country, who has fought in that other country's armed forces as well, could somehow get next to a President of the United States. But hey, what do I know.

Mon, 01/24/2011 - 23:14 | 901425 jeff montanye
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is there a not missing between could and somehow?  given that you make a good point.  

and of course it's not just "fought in that other country's armed forces" but also "and pissed off about a billion people a good several million of whom are characterized by either an implacable warrior tradition millennia long with an emphasis on vengeance against the invader or a more recent ardent taste for the suicide kill."

Mon, 01/24/2011 - 14:22 | 899357 illyia
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Yes... finally. Some good news.

Mon, 01/24/2011 - 16:24 | 899841 Rahm
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What the f@#K! Mot#erF@#K!nG Mot#erF@#K Mot#erF@#K!nG Mot#erF@#K Mot#erF@#K!nG Mot#erF@#K how many dead Chicagoians do I have to get to sign the Mot#erF@#K!nG petition?

Mon, 01/24/2011 - 14:37 | 899424 Saxxon
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Rahm is organized crime.  Why does he want/need to be mayor of Chicago?

The leadership in this country is basically a cartel.

Mon, 01/24/2011 - 15:25 | 899629 Oh regional Indian
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Too true. Most people do not understand the depth to which the Mafia are in teh very fabric of the farce that is America Today.

Jesuits seem to be at the top of the totem pole, their creators and controllers.

Very interesting.


Mon, 01/24/2011 - 17:52 | 900168 High Plains Drifter
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Jesuits at the top, well I will be dipped?

Mon, 01/24/2011 - 23:22 | 901452 jeff montanye
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it's not just jesuits and it's not just a cartel.  i'll let you augment the religious categories in the first part but as for the second, as jesse and janet tavakoli agree, it is the largest and most dangerous control fraud in the history of the world.

Mon, 01/24/2011 - 23:37 | 901499 Oh regional Indian
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Agreed. Wheels within wheels within wheels. The Jesuit (Black Pope)/Vatican thing has been top of my mind/reading lately.

Checked out CafeAmerican, very cool.  Thanks.


Mon, 01/24/2011 - 18:08 | 900247 downrodeo
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One would think that organized crime and the mayor of Chicago would be best friends; why not make it the same person?



Mon, 01/24/2011 - 16:30 | 899865 williambanzai7
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Important Public Service Message...

Mon, 01/24/2011 - 17:12 | 900028 velobabe
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i had no idea. i have learned so very very much these past couple of months, about this CON. you should hang douche for hire on a string or chain around his neck.

Mon, 01/24/2011 - 17:52 | 900175 High Plains Drifter
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Freakin mossad agent.

Mon, 01/24/2011 - 20:42 | 900855 Problem Is
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Go Run For Mayor of Tel Aviv Rahm-Tard
Son of a Zionist, British solider bus bombing terrorist...

Why did we let his old man, the bus bombing terrorist, in this country in the first place?

Mon, 01/24/2011 - 23:34 | 901488 jeff montanye
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i'm not sure, and i wish i had read the personal papers of general marshall (also secretary of state who advised truman against helping make israel a nation), but i think it was, at base, mostly about feeling sorry for the victims of the nazis. some would add combined with an amazing preponderance in law, finance, media and government, especially following said victimization and especially in the u.s. 

Mon, 01/24/2011 - 18:10 | 900254 downrodeo
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oh hohohohahah!


that is going up on the bulletin board in the break room fo sho!

Mon, 01/24/2011 - 21:24 | 901049 albion402
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Little stubby Rahmster.... those kind of words should not be coming from the mouth of a ballet dancer....

Mon, 01/24/2011 - 14:12 | 899310 gwar5
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Rham's profanity has been muted since his middle finger can no longer speak


Mon, 01/24/2011 - 16:24 | 899845 Rahm
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Mot#erF@#K!nG Mot#erF@#K I'll render you Mot#erF@#K!nG mute!

Mon, 01/24/2011 - 14:12 | 899313's picture

Ha ha!

Mon, 01/24/2011 - 14:13 | 899314 bob_dabolina
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Rahm will see that motherfucker in the shower and scream at him while butt naked, doing push ups with his cock. Thats how he ran shit in D.C.

Mon, 01/24/2011 - 14:22 | 899351 satansanus
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rahm was removed at the request of the american people. He can take 1000 bottles of viagra and he is still powerless against america

Mon, 01/24/2011 - 14:24 | 899362 bonddude
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here's his former boss Obama and Bush talking about a frontpage banking fraud that

broke this weekend.


Mon, 01/24/2011 - 14:21 | 899353 El Hosel
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.... No credit cards, cash up front for the Rahm o gram.

Mon, 01/24/2011 - 14:58 | 899509 ConfusedIdiot
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Rahm seems to have anger issues.


Mon, 01/24/2011 - 16:27 | 899854 Rahm
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You Mot#erF@#K!nG Confused Mot#erF@#K!nG Idiot!  I'll Mot#erF@#K!nG Mot#erF@#K show Mot#erF@#K!nG you Mot#erF@#K!nG anger Mot#erF@#K!nG issues Mot#erF@#K!nG you Mot#erF@#K!nG idiot Mot#erF@#K!!!

Mon, 01/24/2011 - 14:13 | 899316 monkeys.pick.bottoms
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Mon, 01/24/2011 - 14:13 | 899317 Cdad
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This day just keeps getting better and better.

Mon, 01/24/2011 - 14:16 | 899320 Mercury
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Let's see how that fucker doesn't waste this crisis...

Mon, 01/24/2011 - 14:39 | 899432 Careless Whisper
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i'd love to see him on celebrity apprentice.

i met your people in vegas, for forty years, none of them have last names... joan rivers



Mon, 01/24/2011 - 17:07 | 900011 kdervin
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Mon, 01/24/2011 - 14:14 | 899321 brian0918
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Here's some video of Rahm's official response:

Mon, 01/24/2011 - 14:14 | 899325 TeMpTeK
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Obama's ears are ringin like a mofo...

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