Cramer Apologizes Over Twitter Rant

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Fri, 11/12/2010 - 21:11 | 723850 treemagnet
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Take this shithead off CNBC and nobody will recognize his name with 72 hrs.  I hope you're reading this you dick....'cause you're 15 minutes are waaaaay up.  Go to the carnival and guess peoples birthdays and weights and shit......its time to shine.

Fri, 11/12/2010 - 21:17 | 723867 Calvin Jones an...
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Better yet, he should dress up in a clown suit and be the one dunked at the dunk tank.

Fri, 11/12/2010 - 22:02 | 723990 NrYC
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He's a killer clown. Worst example may be his propaganda campaign against Dendreon's prostate cancer treatment Provenge for his buddy Milken. 60,000 dead men tell no tales. I'm sure most readers here are familiar with the story but if not; http://www.deepcapture.com/michael-milken-60000-deaths-and-the-story-of-...

Fri, 11/12/2010 - 22:09 | 724004 Cistercian
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 Deepcapture rocks...and solidly exposes his criminality.I hope pm's crash...I need to buy more.And they will go back up, but who cares?I need a solid wealth protection vehicle...and they work great for that.

  Cramer is evil, PURE EVIL.I know he is fun to bash for his "incompetence" but I suspect he profits from every super misdirection he screws people with.

 Bastard.

 

Fri, 11/12/2010 - 23:06 | 724102 Andy Lewis
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Wait a sec...it's the doorbell.

"No, Jim, I don't need any Halloween candy today."

 

Sat, 11/13/2010 - 00:28 | 724233 Fish Gone Bad
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I can't believe you guys don't like the upstanding citizen that Jim Cramer is.  Sure he takes pleasure in being a sociopathic suck up, but that doesn't mean he would not take equal pleasure in killing new born puppies with a claw hammer. 

I guess this means Jimbo is not going to be my Myspace friend now....

Sat, 11/13/2010 - 11:50 | 724698 Xedus129
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who the hell still uses myspace?

Sat, 11/13/2010 - 00:58 | 724258 palmereldritch
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Cramer is to market credibility as John Wayne Gacy is to dirt floor basements.

Sun, 11/14/2010 - 05:52 | 725869 beanieville
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Forget Cramer, all bears will eventually win and the Dow collapses to 0, but....

http://abetterwaytotradestocks.blogspot.com/2010/11/cern-large-hadron-collider-is-bad-idea.html

Sat, 11/13/2010 - 17:23 | 725215 IEVI
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NrYC,

Thank you for posting this link.

Sat, 11/13/2010 - 23:28 | 725655 Bob Sponge
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Thanks for the link. I plan to read all 15 parts.

Sat, 11/13/2010 - 12:06 | 724720 Batty Koda
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Don't listen to these people Jim, your a great guy. I especially admire your almost Nostrodaen ability to see where financials are heading, my one complaint would be your position on gold, you seem to have let these unpleasant hecklers on ZH convince you to purchase gold, this is a mistake.

So sell all that scrap metal and put those dollars to use in the stock market, maybe invest those savings you built up through all your hard work into the markets too. This way when the gold bubble burts you won't lose all your money and be reduced to whoring your body to filthy old men in order to get a meal.

Fri, 11/12/2010 - 21:30 | 723896 1100-TACTICAL-12
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Cramer, is a dipshit.....I ponder how many sheep he has led to the slaughter????

Sat, 11/13/2010 - 08:13 | 724481 tunaman4u2
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The ironic thing is everyone is long gold on this site... thats not Cramers worst call by a long shot

Sat, 11/13/2010 - 13:38 | 724852 NotApplicable
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Any evidence of his six year gold claim?

Sat, 11/13/2010 - 15:41 | 725077 Treason Season
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Reverse PSYCHOlogy to gain street cred.

Sat, 11/13/2010 - 13:27 | 724833 israhole
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I agree, but would say more criminal than dipshit.

Fri, 11/12/2010 - 21:42 | 723922 Id fight Gandhi
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Yep. Anyone remember dan dorfman?

Fri, 11/12/2010 - 23:47 | 724176 Ted K
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That is an excellent excellent point.  Dorfman is damn lucky he avoided criminal prosecution.  They are one and the same animal, one and the same animal.

Fri, 11/12/2010 - 22:04 | 723995 johngaltfla
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After recovering from my 48 hour fog, I do remember seeing a very clever Tweet from the Honorable Tyler Durden about Cramer's ratings.

I believe the word "crap" is applicable.

Fri, 11/12/2010 - 21:12 | 723853 Goldtoothchimp09
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AMEN  RIP Cramer and Cramerica -- you were entertaining like a clown during the bull market.  Now you are simply dangerous.  You know ... a clown only a masochist would love.

Fri, 11/12/2010 - 21:14 | 723857 Goldtoothchimp09
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That Cramer worked on Wall Street as a hedge fund manager...my God we're so screwed!!!!

Fri, 11/12/2010 - 21:17 | 723859 Cojones
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Could someone please explain what the fuck Cramer's point is? Was he drunk when he wrote this?

Fri, 11/12/2010 - 21:27 | 723884 Goldtoothchimp09
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i think you nailed it.  The lonely bastard clown was drunk twittering! 

Sat, 11/13/2010 - 00:30 | 724235 Fish Gone Bad
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Like Ke$ha said, "Got my drunk text on, gonna regret it in the morning".

Sat, 11/13/2010 - 07:58 | 724447 Horatio Beanblower
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"lonely bastard clown" - now that's what I call an insult.

Fri, 11/12/2010 - 21:15 | 723862 RobotTrader
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Poor Cramer was walking around the studio a couple of days ago with one of those gold-plated donkeys.

The type you see in old Bible movies which represent "false idols"......

What an idiot.

Just like the last great call he made, when the SOX hit a low in September this year, he told everyone to SELL....

LOL....

Fri, 11/12/2010 - 21:15 | 723863 Calvin Jones an...
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Jimbo:

You should have known what you signed up for when you got a Twitter account.  If a famous person actually Tweets their own Tweets, they are asking for trouble(above and beyond having a ghost Twitterer).  90% of your "Followers" are going to be people throwing shit on stage from the cheap seats.  And you wear a big honkin' target.  If you don't like it, close your Twitter account.  Otherwise, deal with it.  You shouldn't give a shit what people think about you.  You are worth millions upon millions.  Are the really rich really that thin skinned?  Man up and buy some kevlar.

Fri, 11/12/2010 - 21:20 | 723872 PeterSchump
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Wait a second, isn't Cramer the ultimate contrary indicator for at least 3 years steadily reliable?  What gives with the admission?

 

Fri, 11/12/2010 - 21:27 | 723886 espirit
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He still is and yet wants some semblance of credibility. Nothing's changed, move along.

Fri, 11/12/2010 - 21:47 | 723939 High Plains Drifter
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Remember when Cramer and Herb Greenberg were bitching and complaining on set and they tore up their SEC hearing subpoenas  concerning the short selling case , started by Patrick Byrne of Overstock.com?

 

Fri, 11/12/2010 - 22:41 | 724053 ToNYC
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The sweetest thing I remember about the Patrick Byrne episode was seeing the vicious side of Buffett-spoonette Becky Quick

Fri, 11/12/2010 - 23:34 | 724107 High Plains Drifter
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Yeh she showed another side of herself on that day. I remember it well. She made me sick. I believe she used to work as a producer for Jim Cramer's show before she got the big seat so she was totally one sided and Dr. Byrne knew it too. Quick's silly sycophantic attitude toward old man Buffet makes me sick too.

 

http://www.deepcapture.com/tag/becky-quick-cnbc/

Fri, 11/12/2010 - 22:46 | 724065 High Plains Drifter
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Here is video where he tore up SEC subpoena. Isn't that like contempt of court or something?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-abHsgMxQ4Y

Not long after this good old Herb left CNBC and went to work for himself but now he is back, go figure.

Fri, 11/12/2010 - 21:23 | 723878 Village Idiot
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"Man up and buy some kevlar."

 

Won't help him coming from a rifle.

Fri, 11/12/2010 - 21:40 | 723919 High Plains Drifter
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Or a Fn 5.7 with AP rounds in it.

Fri, 11/12/2010 - 21:55 | 723971 robertocarlos
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A knife goes through kevlar like a hot knife through butter. Plus it's up close and personal.

Sat, 11/13/2010 - 12:31 | 724755 Randolph Duke
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What if they shot me in the head?  That was a risk we were willing to take......

Fri, 11/12/2010 - 21:26 | 723882 nmewn
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I have mixed emotions about the idea of him exiting stage left...he has always been a reliable contrarian indicator...who would take his place in the carnival of the absurd?...Liesman is way too dry.

With Kneale gone who is left?...waiting for Bob Pisani to giggle like a school girl at every market top may be cutting it a little close to get out ;-)

Fri, 11/12/2010 - 21:29 | 723891 Goldtoothchimp09
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Caboosa Cabrera visibly popping a woody next time the DOW is up 150+ points -- will be very revealing to those versed in esoterica.

Fri, 11/12/2010 - 21:32 | 723904 nmewn
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I could have gone all night without the mental image...LOL.

Fri, 11/12/2010 - 22:17 | 723918 Goldtoothchimp09
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I email it from work occasionaly -- to remind it to take its hormones.

Fri, 11/12/2010 - 21:26 | 723883 Cactus Rocky
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For big investing decisions I either watch Cramer or read my horoscope.

Sat, 11/13/2010 - 03:05 | 724361 Dirt Rat
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I recommend the Ouija board.

Sat, 11/13/2010 - 13:46 | 724862 Quonk
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red, no...black...wait...green.

Sat, 11/13/2010 - 12:59 | 724787 Fazzie
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 Wow, I thought I was the only one and was planning on selling seminars on my sure fire "4 step stairway to wealth" program.

  Using the inverse of Cramers calls to nail general tops and bottoms confirmed of course by technical horoscope analysis, the ouija board selects the ticker symbols and of course the magic 8 ball decides the allocation (all in or a conservative 50 percent)

  My track record was soundly trouncing Cramers, but its back to the drawing board. Man its hard to come up with a truly original investing thesis. Wouldnt want to be seen as a fraud or anything.

Fri, 11/12/2010 - 21:30 | 723890 Arius
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cramer is an old Goldman alumni - same tactic: sale paper lower the price w/ the left hand, while the right hand buys the bullion...cant really blame him - thats business.  he is just a thief or better assisting thiefs...after all thats why he is there in the first place...why do u think he is there???

its a shame but thats what they have done...its a casino now...

 

Fri, 11/12/2010 - 21:53 | 723967 unum mountaineer
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yup, it takes certain type of fool to get up and perform day in and out with no side effects...but on a long enough time line...his usefulness is coming to an end is all. there will be another to take his place..most likely a guy..just sayin'. there are plenty in the itty bitty committee brunette CNBC crew too. but retail knows at this point there is a turd in the pool but just cant see it. there's alot of fallacies to be put to rest before folks start thinking for themselves.

oh yeah, 1+1 = 3 all rightie then!!

Fri, 11/12/2010 - 23:47 | 724175 dogbreath
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cramer = coke head

Sat, 11/13/2010 - 02:17 | 724324 Citxmech
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I seriously think he's bipolar.

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