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Cramer Nails Google... Kinda
Cramer, January 13, TheStreet.com:
Cramer said it would have been wise to buy Google when the stock was down earlier today. Shares of Google are currently down 1% to $584.83.
Cramer, January 13, CNBC: "Google price target revised to $700/share. Google is going back to $625... a sizzling quarter awaits us." (3'30" into clip)
Google, January 21, market reaction on earnings - 5% down in 1 minute, $150 away from Cramer's price target. (at posting, the stock price was down to $549.00)
We hope you were smart enough to not listen to Cramer.
And we won't even mention Citi.
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what a douche
Who is the bigger douchbugger? - Jim Cramer or John Mayer.
It hurts to consider it right?
Definition of douchebugger... A guy who is such a douche the he would actually douch a horse before buggering it. Yeah. touch question.
still TGFOAT
hate to defend cramer but if you'd bought citi at the point he suggested (i.e. after stock price pushed down by offering) you'd still be up around 6 cents.
I used to watch to get an insight on what the 'herd mentality' was, but I just couldnt take it. Now I watch old Cheers episodes instead, much more calming.
"Nooooooooooorm!"
Score another one for the entertainment show.
JC missed his opportunity to switch horses when Billy Mays died -- he could have applied his huckster skills to electronic dog washers, kept his face on tee vee, and lost the noose of accountability for his random speculation.
JC huh...dually noted.
I'm sure he has all his shirts monogrammed J "H" C.
The problem with that idea is that there is a huge distinction between Mays & Cramer. Mays was very likeable...
The self proclaimed "Illuminant".....hmmm. Real traders quote Spice Girls and Lada BlaBla. He is such a brilliant man. His charitable trust must be helping kids all over the world.
I still want to know how much money you would have if you always did the opposite of what Cramer recommended.
A lot. I like to watch the action on his calls. The stock usually goes up for about three days. That is when to Short.
Or when he tells you to sell the same applies wait 3 days then buy.
My 3 day rule is because his calls are to create Margin Calls. Once the Margin Calls are gone it is safe to play the reverse trade.
Only one way to get rid off all these bastards on CNBCOMCASTAGANDA :
DONT' WATCH IT ANYMORE !
Watch Cramer's Stop Trading segment today.
http://www.cnbc.com/id/15840232?video=1392169370&play=1
He pees his pants when Barney Frank offers up his own bank plan that calls for "regulators" to watch over the banks. Of course we know how that will turn out. Any good idea gets fucked at every turn by some cocksucker (pun intended) in gov't. Makes me think Obama's presser today was all bark no bite. Does he have any balls?
The funny thing about Cramer is that he made his reputation as a stock picker in the late 90s with thestreet.com when it was okay to be bullish on askjeeves.com.
He still remains totally bullish on everything, because that's what made his reputation among the public as a stock picker.
+1
Kramer made his money as a hedge fund mgr by doing the exact same fucking thing he does now: pump, dump, repeat.
He did make a Google 1200 call just before the
meltdown.
They should indicte that sorry POS named Cramer, he is the criminal mind behind ppl loosing tons of money.
Cramer is actually a reasonably bright guy. I just wish he would stick to talking about stuff he is knowledgable about, and stop talking about the stock market.
Cramer is actually a reasonably bright guy. I just wish he would stick to talking about stuff he is knowledgable about
Like what? How to stay married?
Jim Cramer on CNBC, after interviewing Barney Frank on banking regulation, Wells Fargo and Bank of America took on more than 10% of the mortgage market, they bailed us out.
I guess we all are indebted to these two gallant financial institutions.
Gurgle trying to hold the open range just above 11/9's intra-day low of 554.23.
after reaching a multi-year triple top zone at c. 626, GOOG plotted a daily doji on 1/4, a bear engulfing candle on 1/5 and that's all she wrote.
Cramer is great !
no seriously.
I'm not kidding
I can't understand why you all hate him
He's really great
It is the BEST contra-indicator IN THE WORLD you can imagine.
You couldn't even BUILD one so accurate if you wanted too !
On a brighter note .... if you buy SPY right now you will outperform SP-500 for the year ;-)
fail. fail. fail.
Anyone that tells you they know what the market is going to do day to day or urges you to gamble on earnings releases is insane.
or has a first and last name that start with the letters raj
You can check out cramer's rating on the motley fool system. Please take note of the dunce cap: http://caps.fool.com/player/trackjimcramer.aspx?source=iersitlnk0000002
He DID rate the Bluth Company as a "Don't buy" as I recall. His finest moment
Ahh yes, a nice photo of Cramer and Frank together again. (Note: Cramer is on the bottom)
http://images.paraorkut.com/img/funnypics/images/o/owned_wrestler-12235.jpg
Jimbo? John Stewart's on the phone. Wants to know if you're up for a guest spot again tonight on The Daily Show.
According to the CNBC analysts the Google quarter was good, just not good enough.
Seems to me Cramer was touting Citi a few days ago. I personally like Citi.
If you must buy something buy an inverse leverged ETF....lol.
Please check my charts update. 2 days ago i put here an alert and now i put the update.
http://midasfinancialmarkets.blogspot.com/2010/01/red-alert-update-com-v...
Nice use of Cramer and Nails together.
Cramer is my personal source for contrarian bets.
Cramer probably recomended the Nikkei today huh?
Douchebag comes to mind when one hears the name "Jim Cramer."
GOOG is now down $.40 to $582.58. Were you just itching to bash Cramer and GOOG gave you the momentary opportunity?
I assume you are looking at the same 554.60x555.45 cross.
JC is still the largest shareholder in TSCM. In January 2008, he sold a large number of TSCM shares at close to peak price. His performances as a jackass on CNBC have been very profitable for him. He pumped up the price of TSCM and dumped at the right time.