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I have three consoles running here. WTF is going on at the markets right now. Is it halted? Numbers from all three subscription feeds are fucked up.
Anyone else noticing that the baords are all screwed up right now?
I think they just halted the markets. Can't pull any quotes now.
I think it was just a data feed error/obfuscation.
it's always a good idea to have data feeds from at least 3 different providers, ideally each located on a different continent; i did notice a 5 seconds glitch on my US feed but my european and asian ones were completely unaffected
My orders won't fill. Totally fucking liquid.
Same here. TD, Think or Swim and eTrade are locked.
My order went thru ok on a small account in Fidelity.
Is it snowing in your office ? Is today a school holiday ?
Everything's crazy right now. Are nukes flying?
Something is going on. Can't find anything though. network problems again between point A and B maybe
TNA would have been a good play today with the big drop on open though. Oh well.
Great day for TZA, though: Pushing +8% right now. Strange, with oil falling on a stronger $; it doesn't appear that the correlations are holding.
Agreed, considering what TZA represents, the market is hardly a bastion of sanity anymore.
my charts seemed to pause a bit...thought it was my connection
Weird, even Forex isn't updating. Usually the morning open and the USD/CDN is jumping around like a six year old after drinking a redbull.
It's like everything is out of sync...if that makes sense.
I was able to close out my GM short.
You guys must be trying to sell.
They will accept buy orders, just not sells....
The Fed will just double down on the POMO over the next few weeks. Remember that we're expecting the new schedule later today. Let's see if it's front loaded.
Exactly. Technical, schmecnical. Benny gots this. We all need to go buy some C, BAC, AMP, AMZN, and AAPL. This is a great Fucking Dip to Buy.
No, they're going to "exit" soon, remember? Can't you get your story straight?
Remember, we have a strong dollar policy. We give it lip service everytime we need to or think we can get away with it.
Maybe I should just close my eyes and randomly hit stock symbols and the "buy" and "sell" buttons. Or get the monkey suited up to play "Stock market shoots and ladders" like back in the 90's.
That is a very astute observation and right off the 55.
Looks like there was a reason for that tremendous volume in TWM lately.
Price target: 1.190 area, before the end of March, then another run up.
T3H B3RNaNK WUZ R0Ng!!!
H3LP M3 T1MMAY!!!
Why is the 55 so important, when it appears the same is true for the 50 DMA?
Because the double nickel was institutionalized back during the OPEC oil embargo and gas shortages of the 70's. This is why the young traders are ultimately gonna get monkey hammered. They don't know about CB radios and "breaker breaker one nine", critical info to have in today's market.
Only get half of that, but the half I got was damned funny.
10-4 Good buddy.
Ooops, that wasn't so cool was it?
10-4 good buddy! LOL ;-)
Looks like it hung up at 1299 for a while and recovered. Trading day is over now, but not too late to BTFD.
Yeah, who still believes technical analysis is worth a sh*t???
We'll probably close green today...
I'll believe it when AAPL goes under $300.
maybe pimpco is positioning to by the dip
maybe its on
HERE COMES THE CALVARY!!!
MIRACLE MYSTERY RALLY ENSUES!!!
Yeah, getting all evangelical might work: Pray for some help.
But the cavalry might "save" you instead. Go, Custer.
looks more like the november patern to be repeated to me...
Yup. Going to make a coffee and see what this looks like in an hour. Can't trade if I can't buy anything.
try selling first?
Don't hold anything longer than a couple of hours these days. All my positions are closed as of yesterday at around 1:30. Holding anything longer than a couple of hours is a good way to get killed trading.
Wow.....Nice.....Manipulation in a picture.....
Frame it on up.
I almost thought this was a joke...
+1 great find
The article even looks like a fake with that mug shot of Lloyd - Amazing
You couldn't make this sh_t up.....
It's very telling.
Only problem is, I don't know what it's telling me.
They're buying up the whole country. They have to go somewhere when they see the torches and pitchforks coming down the road. New heli-pad installed on the roof of the Fed building to get them outta Dodge in a hurry. Russia will welcome them as liberators, Cheney says so.
did all the Bolsheviks ever leave?
Don't know... don't care. My Russian is rusty. I lied, it's non-existent.
I can't get over this. Our TBTF bankers teaching a former communist country how to centrally plan the economy. We are through the looking glass... This is how deep the rabbit hole goes.
Brilliant! Whose idea was that and what took them so long to figure it out?
Ruskies play hardball and those guyz better hire food testerz.
FED will go long tomorrow
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