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Thu, 04/08/2010 - 19:12 | 292280 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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"The Dollar strengthened with DXY rising 0.1% to 81.522."

81.5, where it has been for months now.  I do not care if you recognize who posts what, but SOMEBODY said that this was going to happen.  Somebody said, "The Doelarr will spin its wheels at DXY 81.5 'till the wheels fall off!"  And guess what.........the wheels are about to fall off.  How the hell did he kNWO this?  MAYBE BECAUSE REALITY IS OBVIOUS, AND SO ARE THE LIES!  THE DOELARR IS A LIE!  IT IS NOT BACKED BY ANYTHING!  IT HOLDS NO WEIGHT!  NO POUND!  NO LIRE!  NO LARR!  NO WEIGHT!  THEY JUST SAID IT DID, AND YOU BELIEVED THEM!  WHO GIVES WHAT WYNN STOCK DID?  WHO CARES WHAT COACH STOCK DID?  The numbers ain't nothin'.  CURRENTSEAS ARE VIRTUAL/FICTIONAL.  The DOELARR is the philosopher's stone, and they have told you it is worth its weight.  IT IS NOT!  NO CURRENTSEA IS! 

Question:  So when the EZ erupts into civil war or whatever GS thinks will happen, what will 'Merca do?  Will 'MERCANS need to still be entertained, so will watch from the backround?  This while they starve into submission?  WAKE UP AMERICA!  YOUR TIME HAS COME, AND YOUR KING IS DEAD!  ROLL HIM OVER!  HE AIN'T NAPPING!  THE DOELARR IS DEAD!  PEAK OIL HAS HIT!  AND YOU ARE ALL NEXT!  YOU BETTER MARCH ON WASHINGTON! AND THEN LEARN HOW TO FARM!

The DEOLARR is spinning its wheels in the mud!!  All because the Greasers get upset and 'mercans do not!  This is the greatest staged event I have ever seen.  What if CA stood up like Grease?  Or NY, or Fluorida?  Then the Doelarr would be done in an instant!  Instead, 'Merca keeps drinking the Kool-Aid. 

Well I have news for you 'Merca, when the SHTF, your complacency will make matters worse.  How the hell do you think you are going to live with out cheap oil?  YOU WON'T! 

And this is what it is all about by the way; OIL!  FIGURE IT OUT!

Thu, 04/08/2010 - 19:21 | 292294 JohnG
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You should seriously consider a nice vacation.  Turn off the computer and the TV for a few days and just relax.  The beach perhaps.

I'm completely serious.  You are about to blow a gasket.

Thu, 04/08/2010 - 19:24 | 292303 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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Dear John (haha),

The Shit is about to hit the fan.  Good luck.


Thu, 04/08/2010 - 20:37 | 292382 SgtShaftoe
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You know what terrifies me more than TS hitting the rotating device?  That it doesn't, or more accurately that it does, but it takes 10, god forbid, 20 years to play out.  That is our worst case scenario.  If this slooooowllly collapses in slow motion, all of those that are smart enough to figure it out will have been destroyed, cannibalizing ourselves in the process. 

If the system rips itself apart in a quick rapid destruction, that's fine with me, I can live in that environment, so long as it doesn't take humanity with it (total war).  That just means we can rebuild it better afterward.  I'm fine with that. That would mean we can hold those responsible in a criminal court, and that they won't retire to some banker's row in a far off place.

I fear of suffocation,  a slow bleeding to death, TSHF... we could only be so lucky.


Thu, 04/08/2010 - 20:41 | 292386 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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I agree completely.  Zombieland is my nightmare.

Fri, 04/09/2010 - 09:08 | 292957 Neo-zero
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If the system rips itself apart in a quick rapid destruction, that's fine with me, I can live in that environment, so long as it doesn't take humanity with it (total war).  That just means we can rebuild it better afterward. 


You think you can, maybe you can maybe you can't, but what about all those  who we know can't.  How many will die in riots, revolutions and chaos a scenario like that would mean?  How many children will starve?  How many old people will freeze to death?  

Whose to say that what gets rebuilt will be better.  Yeah we're on a decline, financially, morally, intellectually (brain drain to other countries).  If we fight for our country can we save it or provide a core to rebuild later.  If not will we be known as the generation that threw away the greatest most free nation the world has ever known.

Thu, 04/08/2010 - 19:29 | 292309 Cammy Le Flage
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You are so right....breathe, a little rum and coke or a nice cold beer, some decent music and no t.v.   

Thu, 04/08/2010 - 19:36 | 292324 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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Well, I never watch TV, and I never do coke, but for you guys who care about my cool, I will sip some Makers Mark tonight.  Or Wild Turkey....decisions, decisions.

Thu, 04/08/2010 - 20:15 | 292362 VegasBD
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Do both!

If i watched my alcohol intake i woulda never been able to write this:


Thu, 04/08/2010 - 20:32 | 292378 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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My kind of book.  I live at the library/bookstore so I'll check it out!

Thu, 04/08/2010 - 19:24 | 292302 Cammy Le Flage
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Money is a lie in its current form.  The only value it holds is not even "mark to market".   Humans created money.   We can create something else.   When we figure that out, the only people upset will be the uber-rich who depend on the old barely standing covered in cancerous cysts system because they won't be uber-rich anymore.  This is quite a bit of history to watch - People testifying to Congress that they need to be paid a lot because they are so awesome and smart and also stating that they could not have seen all this coming.  At a regular trial before a jury, such statements would not pass the laugh test.    These really is officially so bad it is funny. 

Thu, 04/08/2010 - 19:34 | 292315 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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"Gold is not money by nature, but money by nature is gold." -Marx

You want to see something crazy?  Silver is capitulating.

Good luck everybody.


Thu, 04/08/2010 - 19:36 | 292325 Gold...Bitches
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sorry, no.  The uber rich have gold, the ultimate currency.  They might have less, but they'll still have more than most others to continue the game anew from a fresh base to work from.

Thu, 04/08/2010 - 19:38 | 292329 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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They do not even use paper.  They laugh at paper.  "Paper?  You mean for the washroom?  BAHAHA!  I am rich, and privileged.  I do not even wipe my own ass!"

Thu, 04/08/2010 - 21:32 | 292449 Missing_Link
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I'd like to second the previous comment recommending that you take a nice vacation.

Slow, deep breaths  ...  maybe an Epsom salt bath  ...

Thu, 04/08/2010 - 22:12 | 292494 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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You guys are right.  This weekend I am buying epsom salt and candles and putting on the Loreena Mckennitt CDs.

Thu, 04/08/2010 - 20:19 | 292367 Cammy Le Flage
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What if gold was not worth anything anymore?  (Don't kill me...just pontificating and thinking out loud....) But, truly - what if?

Thu, 04/08/2010 - 20:28 | 292372 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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I'll bite.

"What if gold was not worth anything anymore?"

Says who?  Central Banksters?

What would the banks hold in reserve?  What would they make as their proprietary trade to start their ponzi scheme?  Gold is the first loan of recourse for banks...

So riddle me this?  How would they start their loan programs?  How could they make their first loan?

Thu, 04/08/2010 - 21:46 | 292462 Cammy Le Flage
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Actually, I not really thinking about financial anything directly....I am thinking about human systems in current and historical form that we are aware of in general on which finances are based.   What if "in general" like any moron on the road knew it....excepting super morons (there are always those) - Gold was not worth anything anymore?  Gold is old money.   New money is on the horizon - it is a completely different system.   Everything circles but we forget the spiral which is evolution.  This is theory of course, but everyone on this site is smart and blunt and honest.   Let's think out of the box.  They did it in France with wine.


What if Gold was not worth anything anymore?

Thu, 04/08/2010 - 22:10 | 292491 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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You lost me with new money....like facebook credits or what?  New paper? 

If I have this correct, you want to tell me that in your new system, in your horizon of virtue, the Doelarr and all currentseas are now worthless, but that is ok because here is a "new currentsea"?  Sounds like the the new boss, same as the old boss.

They did it in Holland with tulips.  That did not work.  They did it in 'Merca with the Doelarr.  Shit is worthless.  Gold is money.  So is silver.  Oil would be too, if we could carry it in our pockets.

Won't Get Fooled Again:


Thu, 04/08/2010 - 22:31 | 292515 Cammy Le Flage
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No, that is not what I am saying.....you are trying to figure out what the new money system is with old money names.  I am thinking solely from logical questioning and there is an unknown.  A BIG one.

Known - Gold is worth nothing.

Unknown - What is worth something in our world as a medium of exchange taking into consideration the "known" fact (above).

I don't know if we (world, human, whatever) have an answer to my question yet?  But, it is a good question to consider I believe.

The song Won't Get Fooled Again is what I am thinking about exactly.  Wow. Prophetic.

for you:  From Jimi,


Thu, 04/08/2010 - 22:44 | 292535 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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Hmmm....well, I do not want it to be virtual, and I do want it to be easily portable, and maintain it's storability indefinitely.  Man, you find it, and tell me, so we can corner the market.  ;)

Thu, 04/08/2010 - 22:45 | 292538 Cammy Le Flage
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What if the answer is plentiful availability so there was no need to corner the market?  Everyone could o.d. on it if they felt the need?

I will let you know if I find it, you might find it first.

Thu, 04/08/2010 - 20:53 | 292401 -1Delta
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I need a beer... bc I cant figure out why Im still short the Euro when I hate the dollar- whetev dont fight the trend, then leverage the turn ;)

Thu, 04/08/2010 - 22:53 | 292545 Fyodor Does DF Ski
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This one looks kinda interesting... http://www.smashwords.com/books/view/11861

Fri, 04/09/2010 - 00:24 | 292628 Cammy Le Flage
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Oh, I guess I must go read a book now.  I am fast.

Fri, 04/09/2010 - 08:08 | 292895 mtomato2
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Behold, the worst article in the history of journalism!


I wrote to his personal e-mail address!  Have fun!


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