Daily Highlights: 1.5.10

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SWRichmond's picture

Next news item: Savannah Georgia Biscuit Police bust unlicensed biscuits, saving America from subversive influences.  Meanwhile, sharp-dressed men continue to get underwear bombers onto US-bound airplanes without passports.


Anonymous's picture

Well, he was disguised quite well. Paid cash, had no luggage, and was dressed for Miami when he was heading to Detroit in winter. One would have had to have been pretty darn clever to spot something amiss there.

Fortunately we've got our best people on it.

WaterWings's picture

The current President's jackal squad hired a new rocket saleswoman from Raytheon:

Simpson has been named senior technical adviser in the Commerce Department's Bureau of Industry and Security, a job in which she will [increase] the exports of U.S. weapons technology.


Gimp's picture

News alert - all international passengers must fly "commando" moving forward while wearing white linen pants and dresses only. Well dressed officials will be standing by to escort anyone who has recently lost their passport on to the plane at boarding time.

I feel safer now.


Gimp's picture

Love the news headline - JAL workers agree to future pension payment cuts-

Sure they did, they were basically threatened to accept defeat. Ach-tung baby the new century is upon us for the corporate worker who was just informed they have no bargaining power with or without a union moving forward. Do as we say and we will let you continue working here for less. Paradise lost?