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The Dark Years Are Here

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And readers say Zero Hedge is pessimistic. Don't read this if you don't want to break out of your MSM-induced happiness daze. Compliments of Matterhorn Asset Management. Snippet:

All the money committed so far has only achieved two things: Firstly it has created some short term hope which together with totally illusionary sightings of green shoots have generated a small stock market correction (which we forecast in our January Newsletter) and some belief that the crisis is ending. Secondly, all the funds printed so far to save the system have gone to Wall Street but has done nothing whatsoever for the real economy. And what is the government doing about it. They are doing the only thing they know which is to print more money.

This is total lunacy! How can any intelligent person believe that printed pieces of paper can solve an economic catastrophe?

If that were the case we could all go home and write out pieces of paper or use Monopoly money to spend in the shops or repay our debts.

The Dark Years Are Here -

h/t Mark




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Tue, 07/28/2009 - 11:56 | Link to Comment 100PercentProle
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WHO RUN BARTERTOWN, BITCHEZ?!?

Seriously, these dudes use the Kondratieff Wave theory without attribution and stole the 35% non-farm Depression unemployment comparison from ShadowStats (at least they attributed the chart).

Hard money = BS.  If the crap hits the fan, I mean *really* hits the fan, you'll need fertilizer, ammunition, and that sort of thing.  Some intermediate stage where paper money is wiped out but heavy inedible things are still used as a medium of exchange is just a teenaged Ayn Rand fantasy.

Tue, 07/28/2009 - 12:08 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Tue, 07/28/2009 - 12:18 | Link to Comment 100PercentProle
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If the gold standard "worked", why was it abandoned?  And those "5000 years of history" goldbugs are pointing to ... those years mostly SUCKED ASS.  For god's sake they didn't even have flush toilets for most of them.

What good does gold in a vault in the Alps do me?  Jack shit, that's what.

I would much rather see a legislated funds rate in the high-single or low-double digits.  Using gold as a reserve is impractical (very deflationary which is exactly what it was abandoned).  You need electronic money in this day and age.  Admittedly there has been way too much of it.  Can we just clone Paul Volcker and keep him in charge in perpetuity?

Tue, 07/28/2009 - 12:19 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Sat, 11/06/2010 - 18:56 | Link to Comment sohbetme
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I agree with you .. by chat greetigns..

Tue, 07/28/2009 - 12:20 | Link to Comment ghostfaceinvestah
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You make the common mistake (or intentional false argument) or equating progress with prosperity, technological advances with wealth.

By your logic, all our recent advances were due to getting off the gold standard?

How did those cavemen ever invent the wheel without fiat money?  Those primitive apes who first forged iron tools, how did they do it without the Federal Reserve controlling the money supply?

The gold standard was abandoned to help Nixon pay for the Vietnam War through inflating the money supply.  You do recall we had awful inflation during the 70s, do you not?

Tue, 07/28/2009 - 15:00 | Link to Comment trader1
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actually, it was only abandoned, because France called the US on its bluff.  France demanded gold for the dollars they were holding, but the US could not perform on the contract under the Bretton Woods system to deliver gold for the redeemed dollars.  

Tue, 07/28/2009 - 12:49 | Link to Comment SWRichmond
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Andy,

The problem is, there is no such thing as a credible central bank.  It is a contradition; the temptation caused by the ability to create money out of nothing is simply too great, and has always proven to be too great; governments always inflate their currencies, for various reasons, typically to pay for wars. 

 

Wed, 07/29/2009 - 05:48 | Link to Comment jester
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You're spot on re: the Reserve Bank of India and its credit growth targeting. Last year the bank's governor took a lot of flack from the real estate sector for tightening credit in the face of 10% inflation, but stuck to his guns.

The RBI's performance so far is fairly good.

Tue, 07/28/2009 - 14:18 | Link to Comment Ajas
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Private sector credit creation FAR FAR dominates the puny amount of money-printing performed by the Fed so far.  And the accompanying private sector credit contraction equally dominates all but the Fed's capacity to back-stop the funds needed to service that debt... For a while.

There's a black-hole of money, and it's winning.

Tue, 07/28/2009 - 17:51 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Tue, 07/28/2009 - 18:39 | Link to Comment SWRichmond
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Wrong...there's a black hole of credit; you are conflating credit with money, and they are not the same thing.  Credit created in a fractional-reserve system is not money, because credit created in this manner violates the "store of value" characteristic of money by being created whole from only a piece of the same whole.  If you want to concede that fractional-reserve money is not a store of value, then you might have an argument to make.

Tue, 07/28/2009 - 22:33 | Link to Comment SWRichmond
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Andy I have used this idea to guesstimate a final Fed balance sheet.  If $2Trillion of capital has vanished, at 30:1 leverage it took about $60 Trillion of credit with it.  If we reflate $60 Trillion worth, but at a more conservative 10:1 leverage, the Fed's balance sheet must expand by $6 Trillion, giving us a final Fed balance sheet of about $7 Trillion, since they started at about $800 Billion or so.

That's what I call dilution.  And they'll never get away with it, and that's why I'm a hyperinflationist.

Tue, 07/28/2009 - 17:46 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Tue, 07/28/2009 - 12:46 | Link to Comment chumbawamba
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Yes, because everyone knows you can build a shelter, start a fire, construct a pair of snowshoes, track down and kill a goat, skin it, gut it, slaughter it into tasty steaks, build a sub-orbital launch vehicle to bring you home once you've gorged yoursellf on your goat steaks, and also fuel it, with fiat paper currency.  If you were to be stuck in the Alps.  For some reason.  Like maybe you took a wrong turn on the way to your AA meeting and ended up on the Italian border (perhaps with $134 billion of bearer bonds on your person) and just didn't realize you were walking headlong into the fucking Alps.

I am Chumbawamba and you are dumb.

Tue, 07/28/2009 - 13:19 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Tue, 07/28/2009 - 14:29 | Link to Comment chumbawamba
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No, but if we eviscerate you we can use your body cavity as a tent.

I am Chumbawamba.

Tue, 07/28/2009 - 14:42 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Tue, 07/28/2009 - 19:02 | Link to Comment chumbawamba
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No problem, I'll use my teeth.

I am Chumbawamba, and I also have a knife.

Tue, 07/28/2009 - 14:16 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Tue, 07/28/2009 - 13:43 | Link to Comment texpat
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What is Jim Grant's verdict? Is the system savable?

His book definitely seemed to be rather on the side of gold...

Tue, 07/28/2009 - 12:26 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Tue, 07/28/2009 - 13:37 | Link to Comment PragmaticIdealist
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1) Default would probably be even worse than printing money.  Rates would spike --> Government deficit soars --> Corp. bond yields soar --> Equities crash --> Firms can't raise adequate capital --> Derivatives markets crash --> Real Estate crashes --> All of these effects rub up on each other and magnify

 

2) Of course the CB would never allow gold to be the savior. The argument is that, since gold has historically been the wealth of 'last resort' of the People (probably since other precious metals are unsuitable as they are too useful in production and too easy to produce from mining) for populations as fiat money collapses.

Tue, 07/28/2009 - 18:15 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Tue, 07/28/2009 - 11:59 | Link to Comment Obnoxio
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Hmm, it seems the answer to many of these scary articles is always gold for some reason. The gold standard isn't coming back. I'd rather have speculators drive up the price of gold than oil or copper.

Tue, 07/28/2009 - 18:17 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Tue, 07/28/2009 - 12:00 | Link to Comment silencedogood
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Then the LITERAL million dollar question is what is a safe haven investment vehicle if the above dire predictions were to unfold?  Gold?  Housing?  Cash?  (Cash I suspect is a no go).   Any ideas from the high speed folks here?

-Silence Dogood

Tue, 07/28/2009 - 12:41 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Tue, 07/28/2009 - 13:36 | Link to Comment dark pools of soros
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it would be good to hold a good portion of gold and more silver so after the years of chaos you will have a head start on the new society as it starts to use it again but nothing more than you can carry swiftly

 

there will be more important things for a long while than money changing

 

Tue, 07/28/2009 - 13:45 | Link to Comment texpat
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I'll be going into stasis until the investment banking system can be safely reestablished.

Tue, 07/28/2009 - 12:01 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Tue, 07/28/2009 - 12:05 | Link to Comment DebtorShredder
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We can quibble about the assumptions and conclusions, but the TONE was the important part of the document.

That some "Change We Can Believe In".

Tue, 07/28/2009 - 12:06 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Tue, 07/28/2009 - 12:07 | Link to Comment Mako
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The article is completely wrong.  

The federal government is only a fraction of the total US credit market which now stands at $52.9T (end of Q1 2009).
Heck, I don't the federal government either but this article is complete nonsense.

The system is coming to an end because the consumer is no longer able to request the commercial banks to create the needed credit to sustain the system.  

When you build a system on the need for exponential growth than fail to deliver that growth it collapses.  It's an unsustainable system, the article is trying to pass on blame... I am sorry but there is nothing anyone can do to save the system for more than 60-100 years.  It's pure math.

 

What has been done to date has only effected the rate of decline... the conclusion has been known for 65+ years.... collapse and then liquidate.  It's not a choice.

Tue, 07/28/2009 - 12:29 | Link to Comment economessed
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I favor Mako's leanings, but not without a few caveats.

Looking back to Kevin Phillip's 2007 book "Bad Money: Reckless Finance, Failed Politics, and the Global Crisis of American Capitalism" (which, btw, seemed to get precious little MSM attention) he draws some simple historical parallels that fit my sense of logic perfectly.

In a nutshell, Phillips says the game was up when we moved from a manufacturing-based economy (where we built things of value) to a finance-based economy (where we produced debt).

I still find it odd that people believe we could become an egalitarian society by selling services to one another.  Dog groomers, weight loss consultants, realtors, insurance salespeople, investment bankers -- they add NOTHING to our standard of living; they produce NOTHING of lasting value. 

We built an economy whose growth depended on innovative ways of extracting value from the system, rather than producing value.  Why is anyone even the least bit surprised that it is failing?

Tue, 07/28/2009 - 13:10 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Tue, 07/28/2009 - 13:20 | Link to Comment economessed
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I dit your ditto.

You illustrate one of the things I've been really concerned about as I casually measure up today's debt deflation spiral against the Great Depression:  we had an abundance of cheap energy to fuel the recovery from the Depression.  Today, world-wide petroleum production peaked at 85 million barrels/day, and new sources of investment for oil in those "hard to reach" places has gone away like smoke from the tailpipe of a Buick Skylark.

 

 

Tue, 07/28/2009 - 13:43 | Link to Comment dark pools of soros
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..which is really odd that more focus on the advances of energy storage isn't getting more hype.  Now that MIT figured out how to store solar energy in water and get it back out like a plant, you would think that at least HALF the last bucket of gov stimulus should of went to that

 

we could lead the world again but we are a bunch of sellouts at the top

Tue, 07/28/2009 - 14:23 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Tue, 07/28/2009 - 16:28 | Link to Comment Bob
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Sadly, we're ALL sell-outs at the top and mostly sell-outs the rest of the way down . . . otherwise the daily crime wouldn't have been kept under wraps. 

Pretty much the only people who didn't sell out got left out . . . by those on the take. 

And I don't think they're gonna forget it when the shit hits the fan.  They'll beat you to death with your own gold. 

They'll even see it as justice, I would guess. 

Whoa, slipping into a little apocolyptic vision there.  Sorry, guys!

Tue, 07/28/2009 - 13:38 | Link to Comment Fulcanelli
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I haven't read that one yet but it sounds as if it picks up where Kevin Phillips' other book "American Theocracy" left off.

The game was changed forever when congress, at the behest of it's corporate overlords, bought into the globalization nonsense, and created favorable conditions for corporate america to ship jobs offshore en masse. Now what do we have left? We don't even get the corporate tax revenue.

Is your truck driving or construction worker uncle willing or even able to retool himself for a data entry desk job making a fraction of what he used to earn with no bennies?

What went with the jobs overseas, that congress failed to see and greedy investors never cared about to begin with, was state and federal income and business tax revenue and the American middle class way of life. Now if anyone even considers trying to stop it or even slow it down you're labeled a Marxist.

The tipping point came and went long ago where the savings realized from access to cheap imported goods from overseas was negated by the loss in income of the middle class. We are well and truly fucked. Period.

Eat the rich. I hear they taste like chickenhawk.

Tue, 07/28/2009 - 14:14 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Tue, 07/28/2009 - 16:34 | Link to Comment Bob
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What will keep it going until its last breath/death rattle is those who mindlessly worship at the altar of "Capitalism."  

Tue, 07/28/2009 - 12:07 | Link to Comment ghostfaceinvestah
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Excellent synopsis.

Tue, 07/28/2009 - 12:08 | Link to Comment Mos
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Oh boy, can't wait!  Glad I don't have much to lose.

Tue, 07/28/2009 - 12:10 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Tue, 07/28/2009 - 12:50 | Link to Comment chumbawamba
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Yes, the GOLDen Rule.  Which as an expression, as far as I am linguistically aware, has not yet been supplanted by the much more modern "Fiat Paper Currency Rule".

I am Chumbawamba.

Tue, 07/28/2009 - 16:38 | Link to Comment Bob
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Sounds like some people have profoundly stunted--though wonderfully self-serving--imaginations. 

Tue, 07/28/2009 - 12:24 | Link to Comment ghostfaceinvestah
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"but gold is only valuable because it is rare"

That is the whole point.

"it was a relatively arbitrary choice to backstop global currencies in the 1700s and 1800s."

That comment is so wrong it isn't even worth responding to, except to say you must be a product of the American public education system whose history lessons start in 1776.

Tue, 07/28/2009 - 12:39 | Link to Comment chumbawamba
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Yeah, FUCK gold!  That yellow piece of shit!  It is entirely useless.  I would prefer it if we were to be typing our blog messages on vacuum tube mainframe computers that were ensconced in a second garage attached to our modern houses sucking up its own equivalent of a pebble-bed nuclear reactor, and I would still be cranking up the ring generator whenever I wanted to call downtown to complain about the shitty reception on my CRT television in glorious standard NTSC.

And I love this genius statement: "Gold is only valuable because it's rare."  YOU JUST BLEW MY MOTHER FUCKING MIND.

I am Chumbawamba, and I am here to tell you that you should not comment when you are under the influence of your morning farts.

Tue, 07/28/2009 - 13:08 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Tue, 07/28/2009 - 13:46 | Link to Comment dark pools of soros
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huh? my car runs great on my gold rims and i eat fine with my gold crowns and my ass feels fine on my gold toilet

 

make that stuff out of paper ok?

Tue, 07/28/2009 - 14:36 | Link to Comment chumbawamba
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It stands that the choice of gold is a completely arbitrary choice save for the strategic advantage of it's rarity and historic difficulty to source, refine, transport, and trade in significant way.

No, it is not arbitrary, and if you truly knew what you were yammering about you'd know that there are intrinsic properties of gold and silver that make them suitable as a medium of exchange, a process which evolved over thousands of years of free market activity.  That people don't understand this inherently is not surprising, as it requires reading and study to understand.  And that people continue to refuse to see that now is the time for gold, just as the last 20 years have been the time for the dollar, is also not surprising.  Inertia is counter-acted with an equal and opposite force, the same force that is bearing down on you like a ton of gold falling as God's tears as he cries over the collective ignorance of his stupid little hairless ape children.

I am Chumbawamba.

Tue, 07/28/2009 - 16:54 | Link to Comment Bob
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Double entry.

Tue, 07/28/2009 - 16:51 | Link to Comment Bob
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Chumbawamba, gold was the original fiat currency.  Its special status was established by decree and enforced at the end of spears, swords and guns.  Nice that the Big Ballers all agreed. 

Watch how well that holds up in a world where everyone is armed. 

You are Chumbawamba: A Goldbugger.  Let's quit pretending that there's any way to ever agree on this, man.  Best of luck. 

Tue, 07/28/2009 - 19:13 | Link to Comment chumbawamba
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I don't think we can even agree that you are actually "Bob"--because I know Bob, and you ain't he--anymore than we can agree that you have written something very stupid.

I am Chumbawamba, and don't try to school me with your pop culture history.

Tue, 07/28/2009 - 13:57 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Tue, 07/28/2009 - 14:39 | Link to Comment chumbawamba
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Well, with that attitude, you will definitely be collecting food and building materials because everyone with gold will be buying the shit still in the stores that are still open once the currency collapses.

I am Chumbawamba.

Tue, 07/28/2009 - 15:14 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Tue, 07/28/2009 - 19:18 | Link to Comment chumbawamba
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Let's see:

In 2000BC, there were "stores" (dudes in a pelt hut selling shit).

In 1000BC, there were "stores" (dudes in a stone hovel selling shit).

In 0, nothing happened, because there was no time, apparently.

In 1000AD, there were "stores" (dudes in brick edifices selling shit).

In 2000AD, there were "stores" (dudes in steel buildings selling shit).

Ergo: there will be stores in the future.

I'm not writing a novel for your entertainment, I'm trying my damnedest to save people, while you try your darnedest to counteract my efforts.  You are a fucking piece of shit.  And...

I am Chumbawamba.

Tue, 07/28/2009 - 12:10 | Link to Comment Hansel
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My confirmation bias leads me to agree with this article.

Tue, 07/28/2009 - 12:10 | Link to Comment brasil61
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The intellectual rigor of a Britney Spear's fanclub meeting ..

Tue, 07/28/2009 - 12:11 | Link to Comment TraderMark
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Good stuff.  Wish I could print

Tue, 07/28/2009 - 12:13 | Link to Comment Tyler Durden
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it is attached to the post.

Tue, 07/28/2009 - 12:17 | Link to Comment Hondo
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Ignore the “cavaliers of credit” at your own risk.  Everything is time-period dependent.

Tue, 07/28/2009 - 12:17 | Link to Comment BorisTheBlade
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Both 1000% p.a. and and zillion% p.a. represent hyperinflation, yet only in a second case paper currency is completely abandoned. In the first case it is still used as medium of exchange, but apparently not as a storage of value even in a short-term.

Physical gold is good, but not for everyday use. Not to mention it is not safe to keep gold at home or anywhere - it will just attract unnecessary attention and criminals as well. Foreign currency could be an option, but that crisis can leave all currencies destroyed, so maybe not an option.

Real currency during hyperinflation is not the gold, but much likely either alcohol or cigarettes. Both things have value, both things are easy to keep and unlikely to attract badass criminals. So if you really believe in hyperinflation - keep both of these, that might help.

Tue, 07/28/2009 - 12:56 | Link to Comment chumbawamba
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Yes, gold just attracts unwanted attention when you sit out in front of your house and wave it around and announce it to any criminals within earshot that you have gold in your house.

Or perhaps you choose the much more elegant and efficient demonstration of having the Brinks truck pull up to your house and having the driver cart large bricks of gold into your garage, after you've sent out a mass mailer to everyone in your city announcing this event, and also published an op-ed in your local newspaper complete with your address, where you store your gold, and how to push that window in the back of the house that needs fixing so that you can slide it open when you forgot your keys at the bar.

I am Chumbawamba, and yes, I am also stocked up on hard liquor.  Hard money and hard liquor for hard times.

Tue, 07/28/2009 - 13:37 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Tue, 07/28/2009 - 17:53 | Link to Comment Bob
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LOL, Chumbawamba, you're making yourself a legend!  But I'd take a lower profile with all that gold! 

I am not Chumbawamba. 

 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chumbawamba

 

Tue, 07/28/2009 - 14:40 | Link to Comment BorisTheBlade
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No, you are telling people that you have gold by making transactions in gold. Easy as that. Don't expect criminals to be stupid, I'd say you should expect them being smarter than you.

Tue, 07/28/2009 - 12:19 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Tue, 07/28/2009 - 12:28 | Link to Comment ghostfaceinvestah
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Well put, and yes they did have a good point about hyperinflation being a currency event.  the deflationists among us like to spew out stats on money supply, etc., but when you are a net importing nation, especially one dependent on foreign sources of energy, hyperinflation will happen when your currency is no longer accepted, and/or at an increasingly declining rate.

Whether or not you have wage/price pressures in the domestic economy is irrelevant.

Tue, 07/28/2009 - 13:48 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Tue, 07/28/2009 - 12:29 | Link to Comment chumbawamba
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Sigh.  How many times do we have to go over this?  Ok, class, gather round.  It's time for another lesson in Economic Armeggedon 101.

Step 1: Divest yourself of dollar denominated assets.  It could be anything: stocks, bonds, your IRA or 401K, actual dollars stuffed between your boobset, etc.  Cash all that crap out and get yourself into greenbacks.

Step 2: Buy your ass some gold and silver.  Silver will likely outperform gold to the point of being a much better investment.  But we aren't trying to invest here, we are trying to survive, so don't go overboard.   A 60/40 (gold/silver) allocation would be good.

Step 3: Go to the gun store.  Find something cheap and versatile.  The best fit for this description, one that doesn't require too much training, and one that has the least likelihood of you killing yourself or a loved one, is a security shotgun.  Try to get one that holds at least 3 shells.  20 gauge is recommended for those of a less stern stature.  Otherwise, 12 gauge.

Step 4: As I always admonish, DON'T FORGET THE AMMO.  You want to get yourself a bunch of cheap game rounds (whatever is cheapest will do...they all blow holes in the wall quite adequately), but you also want to stock up on a good supply of slugs and sabots (only use sabots in rifled barrels).

Step 5: Go to a range or somewhere in the country and fire off a few rounds to get used to the power and control you will feel when you fire a round into someone's ass who comes trying to steal your gold!

Step 6: On the next moonless night, go out into your backyard, late at night when everyone else is asleep, and dig a hole at least a foot deep.  Put your gold and silver into an airtight cannister (mostly to keep the silver from tarnishing, the gold will do just fine) and bury it.  Remember to keep some sort of mental map of where it is, and be sure to tell someone trusted in case you don't pull the trigger fast enough in one of your face offs with the savage hordes that will soon be descending upon your neighborhood.

Step 7: Bide your time.

I am Chumbawamba.

Tue, 07/28/2009 - 12:57 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Tue, 07/28/2009 - 18:02 | Link to Comment Bob
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Step 6.5: Get yourself some methhead friends who know how to cook the stuff and lots of ingredients, cuz you're gonna lose a whole lotta sleep guarding your shit.  You'll need to be alert at all times.  Good luck with your friends.

I'm gonna just get me a metal detector and some matches.  Good luck with that gun. 

Just kiddin, man!  Gotta luv you for your rock-solid faith and spirit. 

I am not Chumbawamba. 

Tue, 07/28/2009 - 12:29 | Link to Comment Mako
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You can't feed 6-7 billion people with gold.  You ran out of gold in the system in the 1930s.  Without a credit market billions will have to be liquidated, unfortunately for some the credit market is unsustainable due to the need of exponential growth.

Tue, 07/28/2009 - 13:05 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Tue, 07/28/2009 - 13:07 | Link to Comment chumbawamba
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I was wondering why my food tastes so unsatisfying.  We've been eating paper currency since the 1930s!  Wow, how come no one else figured this out already?

I am Chumbawamba, and you fiat currency sheep are really starting to fucking annoy me.

Tue, 07/28/2009 - 14:20 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Tue, 07/28/2009 - 13:56 | Link to Comment ghostfaceinvestah
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"Gold doesn't feed you. It doesn't cloth you. It doesn't warm you. It doesn't keep rain off you head. It doesn't protect you from thieves."

And paper money does?

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Tue, 07/28/2009 - 18:36 | Link to Comment Cheeky Bastard
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you think in a wrong way, this theory relates only to potential and probability; matter and its derivatives of form are the sums of probability and potential expressions of occurance ... tau = infinity and thus P(a)e/inf=1 ... please if you are not educated in this field do not comment, it only makes you sound stupid ... thank you ...  oh and Einstein theory has no value on a quantum level .... 
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Tue, 07/28/2009 - 14:10 | Link to Comment The Deacon
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"The author has blatant contradictions and conflicts of interest."

 

I love it.  Thank you captain obvious.  I think that used car salesman has a conflict of interest, he is out to sell me something and he may not be doing it solely for me.

 

Doesn't everyone talk their book?

 

I am a survivalist, but I advocate buying the biggest home closest to the worst areas of urban decay in major cities.  Sell anything tangible and instead hold dollars.  Don't waste your money on gold, food or weapons.

 

There would be a man with no conflict of interest!

Tue, 07/28/2009 - 15:25 | Link to Comment SWRichmond
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Read this article:

http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601085&sid=a6_D.jvgUmFA

 

Highlights:

Icelandic Stocks Drop 77% as Trading Resumes After 3-Day Halt

By Jakob Lindstroem

Oct. 14 (Bloomberg) -- Iceland's benchmark stock index plunged 77 percent, the biggest decline on record, as trading resumed after a three-day suspension and the nationalization of the country's largest banks.

Investors demanded a higher premium to hold Icelandic government bonds, while the price of the country's currency remained ``undetermined,'' according to TD Securities.

 

Tue, 07/28/2009 - 18:44 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Tue, 07/28/2009 - 13:54 | Link to Comment texpat
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The UK is on a negative watch isn't it?

The US is on a negative watch from the Chinese. Either they are over here, or Geithner/Clinton is over there. Notice that for reasons of 'space', press coverage of the Treasury/China meeting is pretty highly restricted.

Tue, 07/28/2009 - 12:36 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Tue, 07/28/2009 - 12:45 | Link to Comment Mako
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That is not what happened at all. 

You have a credit system and you have money system, the credit system has already expanded much larger than the money system when the credit system collapsed because of the failure to expand it in essence caused a run on gold, the problem is the credit system was much larger than the gold market. 

 

It has nothing to do with printing.  I swear people read way too many nutty websites and books.  You ran out of gold to support the credit market, simple as that.... and of course that was going to happen at some date... you can't exponential growth the credit market nor can you the gold market forever.

 

If humans decide to build a system based on exponential growth than it is doomed to fail it need not matter if gold or paper is involved.

Tue, 07/28/2009 - 12:37 | Link to Comment Miles Kendig
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Again, the discussion turns to fractional banking & the gold standard.  There are other areas worth considering.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-515319560256183936

 

Tue, 07/28/2009 - 12:44 | Link to Comment Shell Game
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Sounds twisted, but godspeed to the $US collapse and inflation. The CRT-medicated masses 'may' rise when they have to pay $7 gas and 2x [too much already] for Tour of Duty 17. Seriously, no really.

Sarcasm aside, my deepest wish is for the people of this once great country to take a collapse as an opportunity to start something real, it will be hard, it will be painful, but in the end we could have a chance to live on our feet rather than muddle through, medicated on knees...

Tue, 07/28/2009 - 12:50 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Tue, 07/28/2009 - 13:00 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Tue, 07/28/2009 - 13:06 | Link to Comment ptoemmes
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If you miss shooting at me I will attemt to lug my bar of gold bullion close enough to your head and pummel you to death.  You may have to oblige by falling down and slamming your head into the gold bar, but...

 

Just joshing with ya...

 

I agree - we are well stocked with ammo and things to project them - working on the other important stuff you mention.

 

Pete

Tue, 07/28/2009 - 13:21 | Link to Comment chumbawamba
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Here is an experiment you can try at home to determine the inherent value of gold.

First, take a gold coin and shove it up your ass.  Keep it there for a full day (24 hours).  The next morning, excrete it out and wash it.  You will still have a gold coin.

Now, on day two, take $939 (it could be coins, but I recommend paper bills for the sheer lack of capacity in your rectum for coinage) and shove it up your ass.  Again, try to keep it in there for 24 hours.  The next morning, fish around and pull out each bill.  Now try to wash them.  You will not be able to get the smell out.

I am Chumbawamba, and you can literally shit gold, but you cannot shit paper currency.

Tue, 07/28/2009 - 13:32 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Tue, 07/28/2009 - 15:09 | Link to Comment chumbawamba
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If I carve my name, Chumbawamba, into a gold ingot, and carve my name, Chumbawamba, onto your forehead, then put both you and the gold into a container and bury you into the ground, in a thousand years they will still be able to read my name, Chumbawamba, on the gold.  Ergo, you are worthless.

I am Chumbawamba.

Tue, 07/28/2009 - 15:43 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Tue, 07/28/2009 - 13:04 | Link to Comment Danz Gambit
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"For those who believe, no explanation is necessary. For those who do not, none will suffice." - Joseph Dunninger

 

Tue, 07/28/2009 - 13:12 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Tue, 07/28/2009 - 13:38 | Link to Comment Silver Bullet
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I agree. I fundamentally disagree with the author in two ways.

A. The idea of the gold standard is just simply not practical.

B. We are likely, IMO, to have a deflationary environment for at least the next 5 or so years, probably longer.

Tue, 07/28/2009 - 13:14 | Link to Comment RagnarDanneskjold
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Nothing has inherent value. Every value is based on the subjective values of people. Gold was selected due to its specific properties, not due to an "inherent value" which no object has.

Money represents productive output or real assets. It used to be I'd actually have to trade a pig to buy a keg of beer, but now money represents the productive value I've added to society. (Some people just take value created by others, but the point is that someone did the work.) Gold as money makes sense because it required work to get it as well. At the very least, someone at some point had to dig it out of the earth. Not so with fiat dollars. If someone shows up with a fistfull of greenbacks, we assume it is backed by productive output or real assets, but since the 1970s this is not always the case. The more that is printed, the less this is true.

Mentally, most people still have the idea of a gold backed currency in mind, they assume the money represents productive output. Key to the "gold standard" argument is a mental change. If people come to view fiat money as having no added value, then its value rapidly collapses to its instrinsic value. 

It isn't so much a question of a return to the gold standard as a failure of the fiat standard. And fiat systems have been tried throughout history, and every single one failed. It's possible this paper system is replaced with a new paper system instead of gold. But if the system is to be replaced, do you want to hold the existing paper or gold?

 

Tue, 07/28/2009 - 13:20 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Tue, 07/28/2009 - 13:22 | Link to Comment Screwball
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Don't forget coffee.

Tue, 07/28/2009 - 13:20 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Tue, 07/28/2009 - 13:33 | Link to Comment 100PercentProle
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So what you're saying Anonymous 16994 is that we need AT LEAST a ton of gold to last through a disaster?

Oh, wait, you meant things that are actually useful.

Ammunition is the new hard money.  Actually that would be a fairly effective deterrent to violence.  Make your ammunition so much more valuable for trade than violence that your gang of mutant thugs can't afford to actually shoot anyone.

Tue, 07/28/2009 - 13:46 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Tue, 07/28/2009 - 14:10 | Link to Comment Danz Gambit
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Good Luck, and please remember to treat others the way you want to be treated.

That is the best advice uttered so far. Everyone talks of guns and ammo, like they're gonna start blasting anyone that steps on their property. Any strategy which involves killing as a fall back plan is doomed for failure. 

 

Tue, 07/28/2009 - 18:15 | Link to Comment Bob
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Yeah, the simple truth of numbers there.

Tue, 07/28/2009 - 13:21 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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