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Daytrading Darlings

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Yet another bout of panic selling on the open, but that didn't stop the HeatMappers from propping and supporting the "Daytrading Darlings" being gamed by the 19-year olds running grandma's 401(k) money over at Fidelity.

You can always tell if the morning selloff is "real" or not by watching these screamers:






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Didn't see too much damage here.  Besides, I noticed that the "worst of the worst" debt-laden, government owned IRE was up 6% today, another Animal Spirits barometer.

Funny how these behemoth institutions are so quick to sell anything and everything commodity related when the dollar shows the slightest bit of strength.

Just goes to prove that venture capital is dead, private equity is dead, and alternative investments are dead.

No fund manager at Harvard, Yale, CalPers, TIAA-CREF, etc. would dare touch anything these days that cannot be liquidated in 2 minutes via a mouse click.

Therefore, when the dollar ramped, these guys engaged in the usual chain-selling of gold, oil, steel, infrastructure, etc. and immediately piled the proceeds into bonds.

A half percent here, a half percent there, it eventually adds up for these guys.

Nobody dares to hold anything for more than a few days.

Meanwhile, the more enterprising smaller fund were simply rotating money out of commodity plays and gunning the homebuilders, retailers, home improvement plays.

Hey, what ever is moving up gets bought.  What ever is "not working" that day is dropped like a used tampon.

And of course, bonds were lapped up once again, as our government freely issues gargantuan amounts at near zero cost, week in and week out.

Why not float some 50-year and 100-year paper?  No doubt, it would go out 3x oversubscribed, especially on a day when stocks are down.

Nobody is going home without wearing a condom today.  Note the sky high put/call readings from this afternoon when the market was actually green:

 

On Morning Call...

What happened to "Bathtub" Becky Quick today?  Melissa Francis subbing in today.  I remember she used to be found screeching in the Nymex pits to announce the "Oil Glut" report back in the day.

The real story today was once again Amanda Drury, sporting a leopard-like blouse today showing off her cleavage.  I actually caught her looking down at her blouse, checking to see if she was displaying "enough" yet at the same time, "not enough"....

Must be some huge competition brewing between Amanda and the sultry Michelle Caruso-Cabrera:

One day, we are going to see a showdown between these two.  Here's a shot at the two casting a l glance at each other....

"Michelle, how many more facelifts are you going to have?"

"Sorry Amanda, men prefer brunettes, not blondes"

 

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Wed, 08/26/2009 - 16:19 | 49058 deadhead
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This one is a beauty Robo....how to go and thank you!!!

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Wed, 08/26/2009 - 16:21 | 49062 thegreatsatan
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nice, you know Amanda's just jealous because she went with those large B cups instead of the full C

Wed, 08/26/2009 - 16:22 | 49065 Veteran
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the breezy battle will be epic

Wed, 08/26/2009 - 19:38 | 49394 Gilgamesh
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Karen Tso just came out from down under and busted this race wide open.  She's on Asia Squawk Box right now - CNBC World - and Mandy has been outdone (undone?) by her understudy.  I don't have vid capture, but it would be worth it if anyone here did.

Wed, 08/26/2009 - 16:27 | 49073 max2205
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too much.... AIG again.... I am shorting this at $1,000 Thursday

Wed, 08/26/2009 - 16:28 | 49074 Anonymous
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Check out AIG at the end of the day and in after market trading...

Wed, 08/26/2009 - 17:03 | 49135 Gilgamesh
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Just saw that and came here.  Over 40?  What's going on...

 

I think Robo's on to something with condoms for everyone.  Been following FHCO since last year, and it looks... unbreakable?  I bet Mandy's a fan of FHCO.

Wed, 08/26/2009 - 17:42 | 49248 drwed (not verified)
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two parameters are missing in this technical review, insolvency risk,liquidity risk and one may add the international

Wed, 08/26/2009 - 16:34 | 49078 deadhead
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what's the deal with aig in the last 30 minutes of trading?  it was pretty weird...

Wed, 08/26/2009 - 16:40 | 49084 zarrmax
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 I wouldn't touch either of these ho's with a dildo attached to a 10foot cattle prod. Nice tits but MCC looks like a horse.

Wed, 08/26/2009 - 16:52 | 49099 Anonymous
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Thanks for drawing our attn to those put/call charts RT- got better yuks out of those than the always popular cat fight

Wed, 08/26/2009 - 16:54 | 49103 Veeken
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LOL...i appreciate your column RT...

Wed, 08/26/2009 - 16:55 | 49105 Sqworl
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You guys are PIGS, and Im not talking about Portugal, Italy, Greece or Spain...If us girls were to make comments about the trolls on CNBC...I doubt you guys would like it!

Wed, 08/26/2009 - 17:01 | 49131 Cheeky Bastard
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WTF Sqworl ? you a chick; pardon me, a woman ?

Wed, 08/26/2009 - 17:04 | 49138 Sqworl
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CB..lay off the spirits, on our first date I proposed to you!  Let me post a picture of myself!

Wed, 08/26/2009 - 17:10 | 49156 Cheeky Bastard
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ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!1 nasty

Wed, 08/26/2009 - 17:32 | 49224 Sqworl
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Thanks, I guess without the make up you would like like Gene Simmons?

Wed, 08/26/2009 - 17:33 | 49228 Cheeky Bastard
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Sqworl; please tell me that's not a tranny on that photo

Wed, 08/26/2009 - 17:37 | 49233 Sqworl
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LOL..why you don't like my sqworl hat?

Wed, 08/26/2009 - 17:39 | 49237 Cheeky Bastard
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dont go off the subject; i know its a tranny, i can see the moustache

Wed, 08/26/2009 - 17:52 | 49264 Sqworl
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Ok, I will remove my hat!!!

Wed, 08/26/2009 - 22:58 | 49605 waterdog
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Ms. Sqworl,

Post your own pictures of guys doing whatever for a living.

There is this saying,

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get use to it.

The girls on this site are to soft on the men. Do what Marla does, stab the SOBs.

Wed, 08/26/2009 - 16:57 | 49111 Whatta
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with her accent it sounded like Amanda was talking about "gerbil" goods report this morning instead of durable goods...lol...i thought what the hay? we have a market for cedar chippings now? GS probably would make a bundle trading gerbil treats.

Wed, 08/26/2009 - 16:59 | 49119 Cheeky Bastard
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Amanda Drury *drool*

Wed, 08/26/2009 - 19:15 | 49364 SWRichmond
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Waaaaaaayyy too much dark eye glop.  It's unnatural.

It's always bothered me that men on business TV dress for business, but women dress for dates.  It's unprofessional.  I know they get paid to dress for dates, but on a business program it's still unprofessional and prevents me from taking them or the networks that put them on seriously at all.

Wed, 08/26/2009 - 17:04 | 49137 deadhead
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again, what's going on with AIG?  doesn't look like the usual riverboater stuff....c'mon, let's hear it.  thanks.

Wed, 08/26/2009 - 17:06 | 49139 Trader Joe
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Becky "Rutgers" Quick doesn't need to work that hard any more.....or so it would seem

____________________________________

COMELY "Squawk Box" co-anchor Becky Quick is ruffling some feathers.

Quick, 36, who hosts the early-morning CNBC show with Carl Quintanilla and Joe Kernen, quietly married the show's executive producer, Matthew Quayle, a few months ago - which has drawn grumbles from co-workers regarding the ethical ramifications. "He is her direct superior, so it's a little weird," groans one insider. "She's definitely been getting preferential treatment since they got together."

Quick - whose glossy hair and sparkling incisors prompted a 2006 New York Times story about her legions of online male admirers ("Her teeth are like pearls from the Orient," wrote one fan on a Web site) - was previously married to a computer programmer.

Quayle, 38, who has been with CNBC for 16 years, was also married with two kids before he and Quick started dating. "He is a big Christian and would always talk about the church. And then he left his wife and babies for her. What a hypocrite," snips an insider.

http://www.nypost.com/seven/01192009/gossip/pagesix/squawking_season_at_cnbc_150882.htm

 

Wed, 08/26/2009 - 17:10 | 49154 Sqworl
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She never needed to work...Her father cashed out Quick Specialist $$$$$$$$$$$$!

Wed, 08/26/2009 - 17:40 | 49239 Trader Joe
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Wrong douche....

Becky Quick was born into a family of four children to a geologist father and his wife. Becky has three younger brothers. Her father's profession as a geologist has led the family move around the oilfields in Indiana, Texas, and Oklahoma. Becky Quick and her three younger brothers spent part of their childhood in these areas before finally settling in Medford, New Jersey.

http://www.beckyquick.info/becky-quick-bio.php


Wed, 08/26/2009 - 17:55 | 49269 Sqworl
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ouch...vinegar wash not necessary..

Wed, 08/26/2009 - 17:06 | 49144 Anonymous
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Robo, I don't get why you're posting photos of these broads. You need at least a certain amount of brains to be beautiful, and that's nowhere to be found at CNBC.

Wed, 08/26/2009 - 17:25 | 49205 Sqworl
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'girls with low self & teen'

Wed, 08/26/2009 - 17:18 | 49185 Anonymous
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Sir, you are unbelievable good. Appreciate it, if you can put the $cpci vs. $spx plot from the beginning of 2008 for everyone to see. Thank you again.

Wed, 08/26/2009 - 17:26 | 49206 D.O.D.
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I propose a boycott of all nationalized companies.  Just a thought, but I personally don't believe nationalized institutions belong trading on the free market.

Wed, 08/26/2009 - 17:29 | 49214 Sqworl
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I guess your not a fan of the "MICEX"  lol

Wed, 08/26/2009 - 20:26 | 49457 D.O.D.
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I don't trade it, no.

Wed, 08/26/2009 - 17:40 | 49240 drwed (not verified)
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Wed, 08/26/2009 - 18:03 | 49278 Comrade de Chaos
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Can't beat 'em, temporary(!!!) join 'em! Loaded my AWSOMO on some swine stocks this monday, expecting some back to school paranoia. D..n, those took off.

The other day saw two media stories about those trading amateur heroes making 40% a month with their 401K rollovers. Dude...dude there will be blood.!!!

Wed, 08/26/2009 - 18:18 | 49303 Anonymous
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Possibly the slowest day of the year, yet RT makes us laugh

Wed, 08/26/2009 - 18:30 | 49317 RobotTrader
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Watch out for the girls.....

They are bucking the trend.....

 

Wed, 08/26/2009 - 18:37 | 49326 RobotTrader
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Guess? ramping up after the bell.....

More and more unemployed fashionistas are buying $210 handbags???

 

Wed, 08/26/2009 - 18:44 | 49330 Anonymous
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I like the blonde!

Wed, 08/26/2009 - 18:56 | 49343 Anonymous
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Vonage's 200%+ move yesterday captured the tone of the rally quite nicely.

It spiked because the company announced that international calls will be FREE.

Wed, 08/26/2009 - 19:20 | 49375 deadhead
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stuff like this makes me think that maybe i should start dropping acid again before i execute trades.....sheeeeeshhh......

Thu, 08/27/2009 - 00:27 | 49657 Miles Kendig
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A vacant lot down the street always has the best 'shrooms come fall & spring..

Wed, 08/26/2009 - 19:05 | 49354 zeta
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"what ever is moving up gets bought."

This seems about right. Today was WAVE and AIG. One can imagine those fund managers paying extra attention to cur_volume / avg_volume or volume_ema(5) / avg_volume in their watchlists.

Wed, 08/26/2009 - 21:19 | 49509 Ned Zeppelin
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Closed course professional drivers only do not try this at home

Wed, 08/26/2009 - 22:54 | 49600 alien-IQ
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I believe it was Dan Rather who coined the phrase "Dumb it down and tart it up". Seems like CNBC is using that as a programing strategy.

Thu, 08/27/2009 - 01:08 | 49673 Project Mayhem
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Robottrader your content is 10/10 heheh

Thu, 08/27/2009 - 02:09 | 49691 GoldmanSux
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I enjoyed this article and the thread.

Thu, 08/27/2009 - 07:40 | 49741 SpartanTnT
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A1 on content and laughs

Thu, 08/27/2009 - 08:24 | 49748 Sqworl
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Me thinks Robotrader has been inside more models than heroin.

Thu, 08/27/2009 - 10:35 | 49847 Anonymous
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What in the hell is so fantastic about AIG at this point? Is there absolutely any reason why it continues to go up 10% a day? Are people really this stupid?

Thu, 08/27/2009 - 15:47 | 50523 Anonymous
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I just commented to a fellow trader this morning that I knew people were stupid... but not THIS stupid...

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