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"Death By Water", Or The Start Of A Fresh Flood Of bin Laden Conspiracy Theories?

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Phlebas the Phoenician may not be Osama bin Laden, but the circumstances of his untimely end are oddly comparable to those surrounding the expiration of the Al Qaeda leader. Yet is there more than meets the eye. Once again, it is Politico sounding the alarm horn on a issue that is sure to inflame the "conspiratorial" bent of the population. As Politico notes in its latest must read analysis of the Osama endspiel, "while the watery grave may help diminish bin Laden’s status as a martyr
to his followers, it was already fueling conspiracy theories; as the
administration resisted releasing even photographs of the slain
terrorist leader on Monday, a predictable haze of myth and rumor had
already, inevitably, began to rise around him." Yet even the most grounded can not help by ask: why not at least present his body briefly to the "free world" and then shoot him into outer space if necessary (for all those who buy the "no shrine" theory). Although at the end of the day, the mission is more than successful: the population has a brand new and truly enveloping distraction to keep its preoccupied with largely irrelevant, although very emotionally charged, issues for a long time.

From Politico: Conspiracies say bin Laden lives

The decision to drop terror chieftain Osama bin Laden’s corpse into the Arabian Sea was the final meticulous step in a raid whose details were calculated to exert deadly force but also to achieve maximum effect in the propaganda war: the White House was careful to say bin Laden’s body had been treated according to Islamic tradition, but also to deny his followers a shrine.

But while the watery grave may help diminish bin Laden’s status as a martyr to his followers, it was already fueling conspiracy theories; as the administration resisted releasing even photographs of the slain terrorist leader on Monday, a predictable haze of myth and rumor had already, inevitably, began to rise around him.

The White House said Monday morning that it is running DNA tests on some element of Bin Laden’s remains, and that it’s debating releasing a photograph taken of him after the lethal U.S. raid on his Pakistani compound.

“The United States Government has not yet been made a decision on whether there will be a photo release,” White House spokesman Tommy Vietor said in an email.

No political leader of any weight has doubted the American story, though some Muslim leaders have criticized the action and there will be a delicate political calculation to be made by bin Laden’s presumed successor, Ayman Al Zawahiri, as to whether he confirms or denying the death.

But in an age of mistrust for authority, and when the mainstream media has lost its ability to damp down discredited theories, bin Laden’s death is already in dispute.

An arm of a Pakistani Taliban group led the charge Monday, according to Pakistan’s GEO TV, insisting that Bin Laden is still alive. Supporters rallied around a new Facebook group called, “Osama bin Laden NOT DEAD.” Meanwhile, the Pakistani and British media Monday fell prey to a recycled and faked photograph of a dead Bin Laden.

In the United States, suspicious voices rose across the political spectrum. Radio host Alex Jones, a powerful hub of anti-government sentiment and leader of those who believe the American government was behind the September 11 attacks, instantly floated his own theory: “Government had Osama bin Laden frozen for years.”

Anti-war activist Cindy Sheehan wrote her supporters, “I am sorry, but if you believe the newest death of OBL, you’re stupid. Just think to yourself—they paraded Saddam’s dead sons around to prove they were dead—why do you suppose they hastily buried this version of OBL at sea? This lying, murderous Empire can only exist with your brainwashed consent—just put your flags away and THINK!”

And on the conservative site Big Government, J. Michael Walker demanded that Obama lay the corpse out in lower Manhattan. “I’ll believe it when I see it,” he wrote.

Others speculated that perhaps bin Laden had never existed at all. And throughout a Muslim world in which bin Laden’s guilt in the 9/11 attacks remains, according to polls, widely doubted, the stealthy American incursion could only stir more conspiracy theorizing.

And yet the American decision not to display the cadaver was, to many analysts, a reasonable one.

“The conspiracy theories were inevitable. Conspiracy theory and bin Laden go together like olive oil and hummus,” said Hussein Ibish, a fellow at the American Task Force on Palestine, who said that burial at sea would be less anathema to Muslims than cremation, while having roughly the same effect. “You can’t stop the conspiracy theories but you can stop the shrine.”

“Inside the region, you’re dealing with an irrational, illogical mindset to begin with. And you’ve got people in this country who believe that the moon shot was filmed in Arizona,” said Aaron David Miller, a fellow at the Woodrow Wilson Center for International Scholars. “There will be people who think we never killed him and this is an invention and there will be people who think that he was innocent.”

The nature of modern warfare likely means that the U.S. government holds extensive video, photographic, and biometric evidence of bin Laden’s death. Government qualms about releasing photographs stem from the same impulse that led them to dispose of the body: A wish to avoid inflating the cult of a terrorist martyr.

But even photographs, in an age of digital trickery, may not convince everyone. The faked photos that re-emerged yesterday after circulating in 2009, for instance, are dramatic and compelling.

“The photos of Saddam Hussein’s sons did not really quiet the doubts about their death,” said Jon Alterman of the Center for Strategic and International Studies, who noted that the White House will probably avoid releasing photographs over the same propaganda concerns that prompted the burial at sea.

“I’m sure there are photographs. And I’m sure the administration will be extremely reluctant to release any of them if they can avoid it,” he said.

Though analysts of both American and Muslim politics said some level of conspiracy is inevitable, some factors could damp the theories down. Al-Zawahiri could use an announcement of bin Laden’s death to consolidate his organizational power. The Saudi ruling class, which owns much of the Arabic-language media, was bin Laden’s first target, and will likely celebrate his death, not perpetuate his legend. And bin Laden may be more useful to his movement as a martyr than as a myth.

“I think it’s going to be harder for them to create a conspiracy theory around this,” said Noah Pollak, the executive director of the Emergency Committee on Israel. “There’s no way to do it that flatters the Holy Warriors.”

And yet without Bin Laden’s head on a pike at the White House gate, most analysts of the running global conflict expect the theories to fester.

“Twenty years from now you, you’ll still find people in the Arabic world who insist that Osama bin Laden is still alive and living well in Karachi,” said Andrew Exum, a fellow at the Center for New American Security.

 

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Mon, 05/02/2011 - 22:19 | 1232606 1fortheroad
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Truth is treason in the empire of lies.

Bingo, we have a winner!!

Mon, 05/02/2011 - 17:03 | 1231636 ZackAttack
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Gotta remember, elections are coming up.

Just like the birther thing, O's admin is going to let the deathers steer the debate into the padded room, where they are actively refusing psych meds.

This position instantly marginalizes a political figure who holds it. You wind up looking like Trump after they whip out the gram stains.

Mon, 05/02/2011 - 17:03 | 1231637 AR15AU
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Bush posted pics of al Zarqawi and the two Hussein kids Uday & Qsay.

Mon, 05/02/2011 - 17:03 | 1231640 walküre
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Not even 24 hours of this newscycle and fewer and fewer people actually believe the bullshit.

Did .gov go to far in their attempt to divert the attention?

Imo Obama and whatever he really represents and whoever's lackey he really is have overplayed their hand.

Mon, 05/02/2011 - 17:15 | 1231677 Alcoholic Nativ...
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repeat it enough times...

 

What are these idiots up to?

Mon, 05/02/2011 - 17:19 | 1231711 walküre
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setting the stage for something

Mon, 05/02/2011 - 17:08 | 1231644 Use of Weapons
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I feel rather touched that I called the Eliot reference - waxing lyrical due to booze, odd days.

At this point, I'm just admiring the plays from the WH - Obama has been sitting on the timing of this through Fox / Trump / Birthers / Teaparty [ad infinitum] and I detected a wolfy wag to his shtick at the White house press do that I'd not seen before.

He has sharp pointy teeth, and I've a feeling he's about to start enjoying himself. Offense, I think he actually likes.

Honestly, when I look at America as an outsider, I'm left puzzled. I know some of the history - the bad and the good. I know the culture (export market in any case). I've read those who write about it - even the anarchists and socially minded men such as Upton Sinclair who were driven out of its heart, forgetting that it produced them as well as any sons like Jackson (that's President Jackson, not Michael. Or perhaps that's the point, its both). I can't pretend to understand it. All I do know is that it used to strike me that parts of its psyche were still functioning against the vast callousness (H.S. Thompson's energy, even as he warned the nation comes to mind) but now it reminds me of Patrick Bateman, and that's now acceptable behaviour. Everything is spin; everything is surface; truth will get you thrown out of the game.

I look at sites such as http://www.peopleofwalmart.com and I realise... Underneath the manufactured surface, the motto 'no child left behind' hasn't happened. There's a vast contempt at the heart of the nation, and its suffering from compassion fatigue...the lefty cause is confused and weak, and stuck in 20th century responses... and the boys & girls who've fought COD for real are all coming home soon.

 

 

Oh. And this is the internet. Of course there are spooks and squids in here; you all knew it when you subscribed, or should have done.

Mon, 05/02/2011 - 17:19 | 1231708 Greater Fool
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Jean Baudrillard:

"Americans may have no identity, but they do have wonderful teeth."

"The order of the world is always right--such is the judgment of God. For God has departed, but he has left his judgment behind, the way the Cheshire Cat left his grin."

"What you have to do is enter the fiction of America, enter America as fiction. It is, indeed, on this fictive basis that it dominates the world."

Mon, 05/02/2011 - 19:40 | 1232221 Use of Weapons
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Honoured by the quotations, ty - the French do (did?) get hammered totally for their views on America, usually, & I didn't think postmoderism would have much play here.

Interested that isn't the case anymore btw.

Mon, 05/02/2011 - 17:34 | 1231750 walküre
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At this point, I'm just admiring the plays from the WH - Obama has been sitting on the timing of this through Fox / Trump / Birthers / Teaparty [ad infinitum] and I detected a wolfy wag to his shtick at the White house press do that I'd not seen before.

 

Was thinking about that immediately when the news hit.

Trump was starting to dominate the news cycle and gaining momentum.

Guess what, last night the Obama show stole the ratings from the Celebrity Apprentice.

Osama's been dead for years.

The idiot rent-a-crowd that stood in front the WH last night and at Ground Zero waving US flags and chanting US-A US-A were initially props and then greater fools joined their ranks.

I don't care the guy is dead. I care being lied to and I hate .gov propaganda going at it so blatant and unmasked.

Next thing you know, when you question the propaganda you get shot. Happened this way in Nazi Germany, in the Soviet Union, North Korea, China and other places.

Mon, 05/02/2011 - 18:12 | 1231913 Agent P
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Could be...the only thing that bothers me with this is if it's the President's card to play, why didn't Bush play it toward the end of his presidency?  Would have gone a long way toward correcting a quickly declining legacy.

Also, I think Trump has been making a total ass clown of himself, so I don't think Obama would have played such a big card in response. 

Not saying you're wrong though, just what doesn't make sense to me. 

Mon, 05/02/2011 - 19:55 | 1232143 Use of Weapons
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I mentioned President Jackson deliberately: his & Biddle's spats have a very strong resonance with today's America - and yet, there's not been a public figure barring Ron Paul who seems to engage with the historical baggage that this entails.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:AJ~bank.JPG

And I mean that quite seriously; this is round three or five of this repetitive battle, and the stakes keep getting raised. One side sees uplift and now the green revolution running out, 'endgame'; the other sees ideas such as freedom and self-awareness being taken away and what it is to be human changing. The issue is much more complicated than that, but both see each other as angels & devils; the truth (and synthesis - ye Gods, I hate Hegel) will be more radical, at least I hope it will be.

Imo, this card wasn't played to squash Trump (only the aged would give him the time of day in the polls, and they're not that significant - they can ruin your numbers / break your balls but not elect by themselves), it was to set the terms of the engagement back in the MSM. Ron Paul's support base has always been viral / rhizomatic / netcentric [insert your paradigm word of choice] as has his funding; Obama has basically shown his grip on the MSM as unparallelled - and anyone on the net is now a paranoid conspiracy theorist (as I've been trying to show - the multiplicity of meanings is pointless to chase too hard, unless you're a fan of hyperstition; which luckily, I am; unluckily for America, so are the 'other side' - http://blog.urbanomic.com/sphaleotas/archives/000489.html ).

At this point - fairly sure this was the moment Obama declared that he was having a second term, discussion over & he'd not lost his touch; any other outcome is unlikely, imo.

I'll break down the plays -

#1 WH has been handing over rope dragging out the birther issue because a) they view it as insane - to their mind, who cares if he was even Kenyan? and b) it is an easy issue to deflect / revert, and c) there's much harder ones out there which they don't want to discuss. Like 14 trillion dollars.

#2 Initial birth certificate dribbles into fervour for a figure-head to 'take up the cause'. Teaparties are probably viewed as dangerous at this time, due to their aping of a radical form, and the figures they've thrown into the heights [witness the current massacre of Republican tea party candidates by their own side, not even democratically - its hilarious, if tragic; I'm reminded of "useful idiots" again Soviet style]. Trump is a horror show, but he fits the bill of "leonine responsible weighty figure of financial wealth" [ignoring his chapter 11 history - the PR is still there and he's on TV] so gets to have his limelight.

#3 Obama has been on defense on this until now - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lX16OrIVfeQ He massacres Trump at this point. Watch Trump realise he's been played [did he ever believe his play had traction? No idea on his level of self-delusion]. Obama basically comes out to the media and says "fuck you, these are now non-issues". [In the wings, Fox is getting flack from other sources, btw]. He makes it clear, the day before Bin Ladin, that the media is now irrelevant. Saturday was Obama proving why he was picked from obscurity [like Clinton was, like Blair was] and hits the ball out of the park, and reminds the surrounding pack that he's got big teeth. Nails it - the proof? Look at the photos of Michelle - she's not having a good night before he seals the deal. Looks positively feral. Afterwards? Smiles of 'Iwin' all around.

#4 Interrupting the Sunday Trump show is just icing - he delayed for an hour extra just to hammer home the point. But Bin Laden was actually for the voters. "Wake up, real world still exists, I absolve you of fear if you're simple enough to be part of the Fox / Trump watching demographic. Sleep well, I am protecting your dreams". I'm not sure how 'real' the fear in America has been (*cough*) but I'm sure to Fox / Glen Beck listeners, it has been - and the transformative power of releasing people (however manufactured that fear is) is huge. GW didn't get to play the card, because he wasn't allowed to - simple as that; he had his 'Top Gun' moment, and no more; he'd cashed the cheque to use fear - you don't get to cash the other one. The actual point of the card was to test the Disney angle - and it worked, or at least might be working, for the people still in tune with MSM.

Or they simply don't give a fuck anymore, and are playing around because they know the next three plays - your choice.

 

[Oh, and it was required, if we do some Dan Brown - America is the land of progress, can't be upstaged by the Firm / the Church, but this is old style hyperstition I find archaic]

Mon, 05/02/2011 - 19:30 | 1232184 walküre
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Alot of it doesn't make sense.

We had the massive over-the-top stupid royal wedding coverage on Friday.

Then Sunday, whoops we're being presented the tale of the Osama killing.

Markets reacted positive at first, Silver was taken down. The Dollar didn't respond as it should have as other currencies still float higher and now the markets are reversing course.

May crash and full blown war in the ME are imminent.

Mon, 05/02/2011 - 20:24 | 1232337 Tuco Benedicto ...
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In 2003 Medelaine Albright let the cat out of the bag and said the Obama had been killed and put on ice to be presented at an opportune time by the goverment.  This preculded Bush from using this methodology.  "But" if you recollect on the eve of the election a fake Bin Laden came out with a timely statement which boosted Bush's poll numbers just before the election.

 

Tuco Benedictor Pacifico Juan Maria Ramirez

Tue, 05/03/2011 - 04:17 | 1233113 falak pema
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Lol, "IN 2003...Obama had been killed..." True Freudian slip that!

Mon, 05/02/2011 - 17:06 | 1231652 iinthesky
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Bin Laden's rehydrated freeze dried 9 year old corpse went to visit Jimmy Hoffa in Davy Jones' Locker

Mon, 05/02/2011 - 17:16 | 1231682 twotraps
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There may be another video..but it presents a unique oppty for their terrorist group as well.....with a de-centralized org chart, there may be competition for the top spot, what if there are several looking to be the Man?   Bin Laden is definitely worth more dead to them since now any number of them will declare the death of the Valiant Holy Warrior as the driving force for their cause.  It took balls to sneak into air space of a country we are not at war with, land, shoot-em-up, take what we want, make our own battle field determinations of quilt, identification, DNA etc and handle it immediately.  Maybe it fires them up to retaliate, but it might keep them off balance in that we don't need to get approval from France or anyone else, we will come to you if necessary and do what we want.  Oh, and I'm pretty sure they put his body in white cloth...aligned him in a parallel manner with Mecca and turned his freakin head to the right.

Mon, 05/02/2011 - 17:14 | 1231683 nantucket
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can anything ever not be a multifaceted conspiracy?  i bet if ZH reported the sun rose and set, there would be 50+ comments that it was all a government lie/conspiracy and if anyone beleives the sun "rose and set" they are a complete dupe.  man give it a rest.  Or am I a secret CIA plant born in a foreign land, schooled in the soviet union, and cultivated to make comments such as this?  Wow, that is a conspricy of a conspiracy.  My head is gonna explode trying to figure it out!!!!!!! 

Mon, 05/02/2011 - 17:34 | 1231770 Money Squid
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The rising and setting sun is a government conspiracy because the earth continuously rotates and revolves around the sun. Time, the clock, time zones, calendar, leap year, and daylight savings changes are all man-made to be set, changed, defined and redefined as needed.

Mon, 05/02/2011 - 17:40 | 1231793 CrockettAlmanac.com
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No one ever claimed to have given the sun a burial at sea.

Tue, 05/03/2011 - 04:21 | 1233116 falak pema
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Maybe 'cos the sun doesn't believe in Allah ...this side of Mecca!

Tue, 05/03/2011 - 04:21 | 1233118 StychoKiller
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Now that you mention it, I have SEEN pictures and videos of the Sun sinking into the ocean(s)...

Mon, 05/02/2011 - 17:50 | 1231834 Ethics Gradient
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You don't have to be a conspiracy theorist to feel that:

a) we're not given all of the information

b) the decision was taken in reference to other facts (not made public) and it will have intentional effects that aren't broadcast.

This is either normal government practice or a conspiracy - depending on how much beer you've drunk.

Mon, 05/02/2011 - 20:21 | 1232330 Tuco Benedicto ...
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Yes, our government right or wrong.  Great critical thinking!

 

Tuco Benedicto Pacifico Juan Maria Ramirez

Mon, 05/02/2011 - 22:47 | 1232675 chindit13
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There once was a man from Nantucket....

You just don't get it, sir.  There are only two choices allowed.  Either you are an MSM sheeple or an Internet Guru sheeple.  There is no actual independent thought allowed, no ala carte menu.  Everyone gets to pretend he is a free thinker, everyone is happy.

In the end, everyone gets what he wants. 

Mon, 05/02/2011 - 17:14 | 1231684 twotraps
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There may be another video..but it presents a unique oppty for their terrorist group as well.....with a de-centralized org chart, there may be competition for the top spot, what if there are several looking to be the Man?   Bin Laden is definitely worth more dead to them since now any number of them will declare the death of the Valiant Holy Warrior as the driving force for their cause.  It took balls to sneak into air space of a country we are not at war with, land, shoot-em-up, take what we want, make our own battle field determinations of quilt, identification, DNA etc and handle it immediately.  Maybe it fires them up to retaliate, but it might keep them off balance in that we don't need to get approval from France or anyone else, we will come to you if necessary and do what we want.  Oh, and I'm pretty sure they put his body in white cloth...aligned him in a parallel manner with Mecca and turned his freakin head to the right.

Mon, 05/02/2011 - 17:27 | 1231731 Money Squid
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Here is my conspiracy theory - During the initial invasion of Afghanistan Delta Force operators obtained a radio belonging to one of OBL's peeps. Using this radio Delta Force operators were able to determine OBL's location, condition, and status of his forces. Delta Force coordinated devastating air attacks on the mountains of Tora Bora, but Bush would not allow OBL to be killed or captured at that time. And, according to "Dalton Furry" a Delta Force operator, OBL and many of his team were allowed to escape into Pakaistan. US intelligence and Pakistani intlligence always new when and wher OBL was because he was protected by the Pakistani's with our approval. Pakistan was to keep OBL safe and secure until the US decided to "kill" him. In return the US paid Pakistan tens of billions of ddollars per year for their help and trouble, while the US took control of Afghanistan to consolidate its bases and increase pressure on Iran. For some reason, yet to be revealed, the US decided it was time to "kill" OBL and with the cooperation of non-cooperation of Pakistan, Pakistan made sure OBL was in the right place at the right time, or at least helped pretend he was in the right place at the right time (even if the Paki intelligene stuffed an OBL stooge there to be killed by special operators to help the story). So, now OBL is "dead." The key question, what is next? Total withdrawl from Afghanistan? A "retaliatory" strike by Al Queda? OBL #2 pops up somewhere? We shall soon see.

Mon, 05/02/2011 - 17:40 | 1231799 High Plains Drifter
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delta force?  those are the same sob's that helped kill all of those women and children at waco. the american insurgent  shall have to deal with these lunatics soon enough imho....

Mon, 05/02/2011 - 17:58 | 1231856 Money Squid
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mmm....I would not think so. If watch the fools climbing on the roofs, slipping, falling into and out of the windows and running away...those would not be Delta Force operators. Government stooges, yes. Highly trained, dedicated assault and/or rescue teams, no.

TWatch the 60 minutes episode on Delta Force and "Dalton Furry" talk about how the found and attacked OBL and were constantly denied their opportunities to kill OBL. Furry does not strike me as the type of "lunatic" to send after women and children, but a highly trained, highly motivated, dedicated American serving his country.

Mon, 05/02/2011 - 18:13 | 1231925 High Plains Drifter
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sir, delta  force is the goon squad, let us be clear. do some research on them and then you will understand who you are dealing with.  there is no particular purpose for people like this in this land, none whatsoever. they were created for one purpose. that was to attempt to crush any rebellion that may happen here. now, please stop insulting my intelligence with such nonsense. for me, i understand fully who they are, i understand fully what they are about and frankly, when they come to bother the american people, they will find a most warm welcome awaiting them, a warm fuzzy welcome. now then , who is it you work for,

delta force at waco.

http://www.counterpunch.org/waco2.html

now then, who do you work for sir? DIA? or some other alphabet soup government organization. etc ?

Mon, 05/02/2011 - 18:29 | 1232011 Money Squid
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Ok, ok you got me. I work for BFD. I thought I could fool you with some wit and misdirection but, you got me. I come clean. I thought the police were used as the local and regional thugs, backed up by SWAT for high intensisity situations, then backed up again by the National Gaurd for major riots and repression. But, if the statements in the article you reference are true, I concede that Delta Force may have played a role. If so, I am shocked, shocked I tell you. But, I am only a keyboard warrier anyways.

Tue, 05/03/2011 - 04:28 | 1233121 StychoKiller
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But, I am only a keyboard warrier anyways.

But...a keyboard warrior with a very stylish Bread Helmet®!

Mon, 05/02/2011 - 20:14 | 1232313 Revolution_star...
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" For some reason, yet to be revealed, the US decided it was time to "kill" OBL and with the cooperation of non-cooperation of Pakistan, Pakistan made sure OBL was in the right place at the right time"

 

Your starting to catch on squid. I would prefer is the former cia agent, formerly known as OBL. Don't forget the 70's and early 80's. Why now you ask? well he is probably one of a handful who could tell you the real truth of 9/11, which of course they will get plenty of traction from the  summer of 9/11 anniversary.

 

Seems strange, I was on a nuke site in the 80's just across the fulda gap. They always told us how strong the russians were, all of a sudden we find out they are broke and didn't have gas for those tanks. That is when it started dawning on me, the whole cold war was bullshit. Just a means for the MI complex to get paid. Then I got sent to central america only to find the CIA was movin blow( guys in civillian clothes flying little props). When you see that shit you don't wonder any more, and most conspiracy guys don't pay enough attention to who benefits. If they get wads of cash without checks, it will be a problem always.

The shadow enemy was a gold mine, not as big as the cold war, nobody would get in the way, it was a blank check. Man after you had blank check how do you go back?

OBL had 10 years in retirement, a few vid's here and there, it was a good run. They only let him go so long, out of kindness I suppose. You just can't make this shit up.

 

Mon, 05/02/2011 - 17:31 | 1231767 AgShaman
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I'm a fan of the conspiracy that another "crappy" President always follows the "crappy" Prez before him and seems to be in desperate need of good press and photo ops around the time frame for kicking off re-election campaigns where massive amounts of Fiats are deployed to garner an elected position that nets only a 6 figure income....justified of course by their "fatherly" love for their American children that so desperately need their leadership. After 100 years of politicians selling out the American public...they should come up with a rule that only allows one traitorous commander in chief to suck the asses of their constituency via lame old tactics of "We caught and killed the bogeyman!"....(now pay attention while our "Networks" shove approval ratings polls down yer throats 'soze' I can get re-elected to a 2nd term)

Mon, 05/02/2011 - 17:34 | 1231778 magpie
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Sounds like a great business opportunity for those Pirates of the Horn of Africa.

Hey presto, a set of OBLs "Martyr's Relics" coming up in the fishing net...

Mon, 05/02/2011 - 17:39 | 1231789 Sokhmate
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Why not present his body, you ask? Well, for one, the signs of formaldehyde embalmament would be too obvious. Porbably not a pretty scene at all.

Mon, 05/02/2011 - 17:38 | 1231798 velobabe
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ICE baby, ice!

tyler, thanks for putting this poem up again. it sure is beautiful.

Phlebas the Phoenician

Tue, 05/03/2011 - 04:32 | 1233124 falak pema
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thanks Velo enjoyed it thoroughly...

Mon, 05/02/2011 - 17:47 | 1231818 CrockettAlmanac.com
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Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead.

Mon, 05/02/2011 - 17:46 | 1231824 astartes09
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This will probably play quite a bit on fox until a member of Seal Team Six comes on the air and tells everyone that he put a bullet in Osama's head.  Those neocons wont have the stomach to argue with a highly decorated soldier.

I used to know a few SEALs.  They are quiet and unassuming, but they kill a lot of people.  If Obama said the SEALs did it, and the SEALs did too, then thats enough to me.  Good riddens.

Mon, 05/02/2011 - 17:52 | 1231831 CrockettAlmanac.com
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What are "riddens" and what makes them so good?

Mon, 05/02/2011 - 18:06 | 1231894 astartes09
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The guy is an international terrorist.  Even if you believe 9/11 was an inside job (lulz), there are still quite a few other terrorist attacks he took credit for.  He killed a bunch of people in the name of his religion, and now he's dead because of it.  Thats good.

As far as the body is concerned, I guess we'll never know for sure.  Just like I said before, Obama could have released his birth cert years ago and there would be whackjobs that think its all a conspiracy.  Must of crashed that blackhawk in foreign airspace for no good reason I guess.  The thing is that this isnt really great news for Boeing, BAE, General Atomics.  Good news for Obama, maybe, but they wont be buying a ton more of those shiney Reaper Drones unless Pakistan decides to go full retard and attack us (a distinct posibility). 

Mon, 05/02/2011 - 18:24 | 1231962 CrockettAlmanac.com
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That's all quite fascinating but I still want to know more about these "riddens" that are supposed to be so good. Would I have to buy them in bulk or can I get a single ridden just to see if I like it?

Mon, 05/02/2011 - 18:23 | 1231987 astartes09
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Riddens, riddance.  Got excited for a second there.  Made sense in my head at the time.

Mon, 05/02/2011 - 18:26 | 1232003 CrockettAlmanac.com
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Too bad, they sounded tasty.

Peace.

Mon, 05/02/2011 - 17:57 | 1231854 overmedicatedun...
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astart, you are such an ass tart..Obuma says it's so no body no proof dress up one of his fudge packing boy friends as a SEAL who will tell you all he did it he killed OBL and you will drool over it..howd you like the royal wedding I bet you realllly loved the dresses.

Mon, 05/02/2011 - 17:57 | 1231866 astartes09
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Troll a little harder there buddy.

Mon, 05/02/2011 - 18:01 | 1231867 newbee
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...so if obl died before this event, why didn't the Islamists fess up he's dead and blow the cover off the west's "conspiracy"?  Makes no sense to me.

Mon, 05/02/2011 - 18:07 | 1231899 magpie
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Yup, this makes me so angry that i'll pen a letter to the Editor of "Inspire" Magazine.

Mon, 05/02/2011 - 18:15 | 1231937 theopco
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Was wondering that myself

Mon, 05/02/2011 - 20:09 | 1232300 Tuco Benedicto ...
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Ladies and gentlemen:  Al Qaeda was created by the CIA.  The terrorists work for our government.  How about this; swallow the red pill and research "anwar al-awlaki secretly dines at the pentagon a few months after 9-11".  At the time anwar al-awlaki was #3 in Al Qaeda.  This was reported by Fox News.  Go ahead, get a mouthful of water swallow the red pill and do the simple web search!  I dare you!

 

Tuco Benedicto Pacifico Juan Maria Ramirez

Mon, 05/02/2011 - 17:58 | 1231869 JR
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Nathan Martin’s lament… today on Nathan’s Economic Edge – It’s a Matter of TRUST edition…

“It’s a matter of TRUST, of CONfidence.  I don’t have it, and am losing faith with each BIZARRE episode.

MESSAGE TO THOSE WHO CAN’T HANDLE THE TRUTH (this would include almost all who participate in the mainstream media, and those who cannot digest and handle the facts). My CON Game Radar has been going full scale tilt lately – and there are enough data points of fact to confirm without any doubt that my Con Game Radar has good reason to lack trust. I am going to stay focused and on point – the subjects I am about to cover are absolutely on point and have vast implications for our economy.  Do not shoot the messenger, and in the process the facts!

Taboo subject #1 – Obama’s recently released long form Birth Certificate.  This is now CONFIRMED to be a manipulated FAKE.  Many people have now analyzed it, and it was pieced together on a computer – you now cannot dispute that FACT.  There are so many manipulations that it is crazy and makes you wonder why such a glaring forgery was presented to the public.  There are at least two smoking guns in all the manipulations, the latest is the fact that Adobe’s software tracks how a picture is assembled…this “certificate” was assembled and manipulated together from pieces found on the internet.

Can you process that?

It’s a fake. Forging official birth certificates is against the law.  Having the President of the United States present a fake certificate is something entirely different altogether.  It represents the height of the breakdown of the rule of law.

Now, who produced it and why is one question that must be answer.  You cannot laugh this away or claim “nutjob” over this fact.  The fact that Obama and the media are making jokes and painting those looking into it as nutjobs is a sick and twisted form of manipulation.  Even if Obama was set up with this obvious fake, he is guilty of not doing his own due diligence and of not appointing a competent team to surround him.  This is absolutely worthy of removing him from office – process the facts.  The real question in my mind is why is he so obviously being set up, and by whom?

Process it – deal with it.

Bizarre Subject #2: Osama bin Laden’s Death.  Here I do not have smoking gun facts, but my manipulation radar is going off like mad, and it did so from the instant this was announced – here’s why…

Well BEFORE this was announced publically, oil, silver, and gold in the futures market began to tank.  In fact, silver gapped down 10%.

Now, this is evidence of nothing more than the usual insider information flow, and insider manipulation.  But again, it’s about TRUST.  You want to invest in markets where insiders move you positions 10%+ on the open based on information that had to come from the inside of the Administration? Information  you don’t possess at the same time?  Not me, no thanks…no trust.

Now, overnight pictures of a dead Osama were published by some mainstream media.  Those pictures, it turns out, were also fake – pulled straight off the internet and have been around for years. Oops – now retracted, great reporting.

Then this morning it was announced that Osama’s dead corpse was buried at sea!!! Now my manipulation radar is SCREAMING at me! Nice justification to hid evidence – oh yeah, DNA samples are being processed…but we had to bury him at sea to satisfy Muslim beliefs!

Tell me one time in history – just one time – that anything like that has ever been done in such a hasty manner.  Sorry, but if you are buying all of this, I have some swamp land in Florida for you.  Again, I don’t have any smoking gun facts here, but let me just say that the way this was handled does anything but build trust.

Process it – and ask yourself why did this happen now?

From my perspective the forged Birth Certificate is a show stopper – if the media fails to pick up on it, and if the President is not held accountable for its presentation, then there’s really no need to even go on discussing “markets.” There will be no rule of law, and those who participate in these “markets,” or who fail to acknowledge this CRIME will be complicit in allowing the breakdown of the rule of law, and in the accompanying lack of trust and destruction of confidence.

Oh, and don’t forget the bizarre handling of the still raging nuclear accident still in progress – the breakdown of the rule of law, the corporate capture, the GREED….

And equally BIZARRE is the complete and total CAPTURE that has occurred with corporations and their “regulators.” Here are the two MORE glaring examples:

Monsanto Will Soon Be Allowed To Police Itself

. … The pilot program will allow these companies to conduct their own environment assessments of crops or outsource the work to contractors.  The USDA will still get the final say in determining the safety of crops.

Here the corporation is being allowed to be the regulator.  Hey, might as well call a spade a spade, that’s what was effectively happening anyway.  Corporate capture to the extreme.

Then there’s this:

There Goes the Data: Major Cuts at EIA Washington

One of my greatest concerns coming out of the financial crisis of 2008 was that, eventually, free services like government data would be reduced or lost altogether. This afternoon I learned from EIA Washington that one of the cornerstones of my own work, and also the work of others globally, is about to be suspended: the gathering of International Energy Statistics. For me professionally, this is among the most important gateways to monthly data on global oil production. As I said, after 2008 I came to recognize my own professional dependency on this free data. But, I never actually expected to lose my access. Well, that’s always the way, isn’t it? Below is a portion of today’s EIA Press Release:

You can follow the link to the Press Release.  The bottom line is that the data is being cut off in the same manner that M3 is not longer reported. When you can’t stand the heat, cut off the data.

I’m going to say this exactly one last time today, and I’m going to turn the tables on the mainstream – those who fail to acknowledge and act upon the facts are complicit in the breakdown of the rule of law.  You cannot laugh this off or joke about the “nutjobs” any longer.

I think that anyone who participated in these manipulated markets is both a fool and is also complicit in feeding the blatant manipulation.  The markets are not only not free, they are not even real – what they are is insider manipulated to the max – again complete corporate capture, no regulators.

I sadly note that today the media and a great percentage of our population is celebrating like we’re the great slayer of evil – how removed from reality can we get?  Body dumped in the ocean?  Come on.  The breakdown of the rule of law is so in your face that you simply cannot ignore it any longer – and if our collective conscious doesn’t act to remove this Administration then I’m going to write off my effort to present reality and move on…

Process this information and then analyze your role in the collective consciousness.  It’s a matter of TRUST.”.


http://economicedge.blogspot.com/

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Mon, 05/02/2011 - 19:35 | 1232202 astartes09
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Derp.

Mon, 05/02/2011 - 19:38 | 1232210 walküre
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you are not alone

Mon, 05/02/2011 - 18:02 | 1231875 gwbrennan
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It'll be funny in two weeks when the "I'm still alive" video appears.

Tue, 05/03/2011 - 04:36 | 1233125 StychoKiller
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"I'm not dead...I'm getting better!"

 

Tue, 05/03/2011 - 09:56 | 1233668 Agent P
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"I don't want to go on the cart."

Mon, 05/02/2011 - 18:03 | 1231886 12ToothAssassin
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Still alive and partying with Elvis.

Mon, 05/02/2011 - 20:11 | 1232309 francis_sawyer
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I just saw him an hour and a half ago at the craps table at Caesars Palace!

Mon, 05/02/2011 - 18:06 | 1231887 Seasmoke
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now thats what i call waterOVERboard

Mon, 05/02/2011 - 18:06 | 1231888 FreeNewEnergy
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OK, this needs to be mentioned. I was watching the ball game on ESPN when the news hit. Went over to CNN and FoxNews and both were touting an AP story that said the raid happened A WEEK AGO and the Pres and his men were waiting for DNA positive test results.

By the time Obama took his victory lap speech, that story had disappeared. I'm sure I'm not the only one who saw it on the scroll on both FoxNews and CNN.

Truth of the matter is in the timing. The money merchants needed something to pump the dollar and crash silver (and gold) because the Fed doesn't like competing currencies.

So, you have gold soaring, silver about to go into orbit, debt out of control, QE2 ending and the debt ceiling issue rising... presto, kill public enema #1, smash the silver smarties, hammer the gold bugs, then, at the close of trading, have Timmah come out and extend the debt default date a few weeks (months?).

Perfect timing, for criminals. OBL death is pure hokey. If he existed at all, he's been dead at least five years.

I hope they send silver down to $35. My dollar cost averaging will love that.

Mon, 05/02/2011 - 18:20 | 1231973 Agent P
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Without comment on the rest of your theory, I will confirm I saw the "week ago" news.  It also claimed he was killed by a missile strike...fog of journalism I guess.

Mon, 05/02/2011 - 20:15 | 1232326 francis_sawyer
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Nope... it was an accidental suicide... 

 

He was pretending to be "Ralphy" (from a Christmas Story)

& Just as prophecy foretold!

"You'll Shoot your eye out kid!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppOXpyhM2wA

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Little did you all know that standard SEAL issue was a "Red Ryder, carbon action, 200 shot, range level, air rifle"

Mon, 05/02/2011 - 18:25 | 1231961 Laddie
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“The conspiracy theories were inevitable. Conspiracy theory and bin Laden go together like olive oil and hummus,” said Hussein Ibish tn Nebbish, a fellow at the American Task Force on Palestine, tn American (sic) Enterprise Institute

This is the funniest scam since the Birth Certificate.

What do they call these guys again oh yes the CRYPTOCRACY

Mon, 05/02/2011 - 18:57 | 1232088 windcatcher
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Conspiracy theories my ass! To you nickel squeezers at Zero, any truth is a conspiracy! You can not handle the truth! Zeros slam their mind shut and start muttering “conspiracy theories” instead of doing their home work. Oh, that’s right, all you care about is your nickels.

Our Democracy has been overthrown from within by the corporate shadow government thereby establishing the marriage of government to the Corporate Empire. That marriage is defined as FASCIST, our American Democracy is DEAD!

 

We live under a secret, lying and murderous fascist government who is in a genocidal war with the American People, Iraq People, Pakistani People, Afghanistan People, Libyan People, and really, the rest of the World that is not under their central banking and Big Oil control and dictatorship!

 

American Corporate and government unpunished FRAUD reigns supreme while the Free Press has become a controlled propaganda machine.

 

9/11 was an inside job and at the time of the CIA attack, Osama Bin Laden, a known CIA agent, was in Europe under a kidney machine receiving dialyses treatment and like all people in that situation, he had a very short life expectancy. Yes, we know that the CIA made phony Osama Ben Laden videos but in all probability; he died years ago. His US official death today is probably for their purpose of reinvigorating Al Qaeda by spurring on the fight to justify their illegal wars and take away attention to Obama’s phony birth certificate.

 

Mon, 05/02/2011 - 19:52 | 1232243 Tuco Benedicto ...
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Shame on you for doing your own research and not believing U. S. Government propaganda you White Al Qaeda you!

 

Tuco Benedicto Pacifico Juan Maria Ramirez

Mon, 05/02/2011 - 22:47 | 1232680 chindit13
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"Research",  n [ ree surch] from the Merriam Webster Tarpley Dictionary:

Immediately ignore anything that comes from the MSM or USG, and accept without question anything any Internet Guru puts up on a website, and you'll be a tinfoil man, my son.

Mon, 05/02/2011 - 18:58 | 1232091 alien-IQ
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File this one under "strange coincidence"?

It was at precisely 2230 hours (military time) that a newsreader announced the death of Adolf Hitler on May 1, 1945. It was at exactly 2230 hours on May 1, 2011 that President Barack Obama announced the news from the White House that Osama Bin Laden was dead.

What are the odds...really?

Mon, 05/02/2011 - 19:01 | 1232100 magpie
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66 years odd

Mon, 05/02/2011 - 19:58 | 1232275 Moe Howard
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Believe what you want, but I believe that whomever is behind the curtain puts great significance in things like what you mentioned. They start wars on certain days, assassinate at a certain time and day that has significance to them, and some times we see it like you just did. Yes, there are coincidences, but with major world events, too many to be coincidence.

I, like many others, worry very much what they are up to now. I am positive nothing good is coming down the pike. This show was for more than just covering up the UK Le Lee birth certificate. That thing was too fake to waste this show to divert attention.

I will, however BTFD as long as they provide one. Buy and hold. Never sell.

Tue, 05/03/2011 - 04:40 | 1233128 StychoKiller
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Numerologists/Kabbalists?

Tue, 05/03/2011 - 01:28 | 1232992 chindit13
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Actually he announced at 2310, but hey, close enough for government work.

Mon, 05/02/2011 - 19:19 | 1232152 Gimp
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Don't release the photos!   A cartoonist in Europe caused massive riots and deaths in the  muslim world for one silly drawing and you want the US to release photos?

If the photos were released we would all have to endure some fat ladies, dressed in black, clucking like chickens on CNN, MSNBC...

Mon, 05/02/2011 - 19:32 | 1232196 Anarchist
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So let me get this straight. They send only two helicopters and a dozen troops to the first confirmed Osama spotting since Tora Bora.... Yep totally believable.

Mon, 05/02/2011 - 19:47 | 1232229 Tuco Benedicto ...
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The conspiracy theory is the story that the U.S. Government has put forth.  I know I am speaking to the choir here.

You gotta admit Osama causing NORAD to stand down for two hours during 9-11 from a cave in Western Pakistan was absolute genious!:)

 

Tuco Benedicto Pacifico Juan Maria Ramirez

Mon, 05/02/2011 - 19:48 | 1232233 Natasha Fatale
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Obvious from the start that this is one big elaborately staged farce. The only thing that one can be certain about the Obama Administration is that everything they do and say is a lie.

Truly pathetic.

Mon, 05/02/2011 - 20:16 | 1232318 Tunga
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Opium is down on the news. The Silk road to China was controlled from that compound. Now there is no competition for the Globalhawk supply lines heading into GB and onto the west. 

The winged horse? The Chinese are going to be mighty pissed off about this. Look for a push in the Kush.  

 

Mon, 05/02/2011 - 21:24 | 1232472 Capsaicin
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The Pakistan nuclear program was funded by the Saudis with the understanding that they (the Saudis) could access the weapons in the future if need be. Washington is now "suspicious" of Pakistan. Saudi Arabia may soon be overrun by elements less aligned with US interests. Connect the dots...

Many media reports alleging Saudi interest in nuclear proliferation cite statements given by Mohammed Khilewi, a former Saudi diplomat who defected to the United States in 1994. Khilewi shared reams of documents detailing a Saudi interest in nuclear proliferation with the U.S. government. Khilewi has since argued that Saudi officials had been working on a covert nuclear weapons research effort since 1975, motivated to build a nuclear arsenal to counter Israel, their stronger neighbor that had recently seized Arab territory in the Six-Day War of 1973. Khilewi contends that Saudi Arabia also provided financial support for the nuclear weapons programs of Pakistan and Iraq in the 1970s and 1980s, in the hopes that these countries could help protect Saudi Arabia after they had developed nuclear weapons of their own.[1] Khilewi’s claims have not been substantiated in publicly available sources. Even so, more recent accounts asserting Saudi interest in a nuclear arsenal tend to use Khilewi as evidence. Such articles also cite a 2003 article published in the British newspaper The Guardian that argued Saudi officials were considering nuclear proliferation to deter regional aggression.[2] The Guardian article maintained that Pakistan and Saudi Arabia are engaged in ongoing, covert cooperation over nuclear issues, as did a 2006 article appearing in the German magazine, Cicero. Again, public evidence does not support such assertions. As analysts Gina Cabrera-Farraj and Sammy Salama point out, these reports probably stem from suspicions that Saudi Arabia provides financial support for Pakistan’s military, and from uncertainty regarding the agenda during visits of Saudi officials to Pakistan. These claims do not demonstrate that the countries are currently working on nuclear weapons together.[3] SOURCE: http://www.nti.org/e_research/e3_40a.html

"AP - Osama bin Laden made his final stand in a small Pakistani city where three army regiments with thousands of soldiers are based not far from the capital — a location that is increasing suspicions in Washington that Islamabad may have been sheltering him."   

We may soon see additional US intervention into Pakistan to secure the nukes justified by their sheltering of OBL. This explains the timing of the assassination.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Mon, 05/02/2011 - 22:50 | 1232688 the grateful un...
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when you're dealing with a serial liar, what does the truth matter?

Tue, 05/03/2011 - 01:51 | 1233015 Element
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What is interesting to me here (and refreshing) is that a large number of its people simply don't believe and won't passively accept what the United States Govt and security apparatus is saying any longer. You can hardly blame them for that after the past 10 years of murderous lies and criminals from JPM and GS working as advisors and admin in the Govt, rather than sweeping Prison yards. So people rightly now instantly presume they’re being lied to and intentionally mislead', as their experience has led then to the realization that that generalization is more likely true, than not.

And its also a symptom of the fact that clearly dangerous to trust what the US Govt says, especially with ZERO DIRECT TESTABLE AND VERIFIABLE PHYSICAL MATERIAL EMPIRICAL EVIDENCE for its claims and inconsistent versions of reality.

I kind of have a problem with that.

At least at zh it's much easier to filter and accept/reject conspiracy fabrications than it is to filter the forehead-height jooistan owned MSM and Follywood tsunami of official lies and gobshite/propaganda, endlessly choking-off reason and material facts, and derailing reasoned action, inaction and reaction.

At least with the conspiracy theory shite, is only ankle-deep and mostly harmless, … plus far more transparent.

And when you look at it like that, minus idiot MSM narative, you can see why Bin-Laden and Co might want to fuck it right up and destroy it, and also why people, despite the brainwashing, are coming around in larger numbers to the realization that our supposed good-guy leaders certainly are not that at all.

Frankly, good luck to any who want to smash it because if its a case of, "you're either for us, or against us", ... I'm against, and I know why, irrespective of what anyone else has to say on the matter.

Tue, 05/03/2011 - 04:08 | 1233106 barkingbill
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the people running the show in america, they do nothing but lie. you have to grasp that. they lie and manipulate so much that they hardly notice they are doing it. they will make anything up to achieve their goals. they think you are stupid, and a lot of times they are right

Tue, 05/03/2011 - 06:15 | 1233168 honestann
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Woops!  Somebody at the whitehouse accidentally posted the wrong version of the fake birth certificate(the multi-layer unflattened PDF).  Thousands of people have proven it is a fraud.  We're screwed!  What do we do!

A hand goes up in the back of the room.  I know!  Let's pretend we killed Osama.  That will take over the news for sure... probably for days.  And it will make you a hero!

Everyone at once: Yes.  That's it.  Great idea.  Go dig him out of the freezer, make up a story, and ready the news.

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