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It's funny cause it's so not true

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Sat, 10/03/2009 - 12:03 | 87625 Anonymous
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Baldy DOES look a lot like Blankfein from behind..

Sat, 10/03/2009 - 12:11 | 87628 Anonymous
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Of course it's not true. If extraterrestrial aliens were involved, we would be exploiting THEM for the next bubble. Suckers.

Sat, 10/03/2009 - 13:09 | 87653 I need more cowbell
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So, Andy, could it be...????

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ElxGBKi7jMo

Sat, 10/03/2009 - 15:43 | 87749 Ragnarok
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Touche my friend, did that about two weeks ago.

Sat, 10/03/2009 - 12:31 | 87636 Lothar the Rott...
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+1 Dogbert

I'm still reeling from Marla's set last night, part of which I missed due to a nap, but damn..  can't not listen. :)

Sat, 10/03/2009 - 12:59 | 87649 chumbawamba
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I woke up with a pounding headache. Strangely enough it was 110bpm.

Gotta get me some fresh supply of green as those late night roach hits don't do good to my brain.

+1 to Marla for Goldman Blues

I am Chumbawamba.

Sat, 10/03/2009 - 16:25 | 87774 Anonymous
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you got that too Chumba?

+2

good to know after hours still worth stickin around for.

Sat, 10/03/2009 - 16:36 | 87779 Miles Kendig
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Cheers.

Sat, 10/03/2009 - 13:34 | 87665 small watcher
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On Oct 1st, both the S&P and the DJIA returned exactly 14.98%.

http://www.zerohedge.com/article/both-sp-and-djia-return-1498-q3-dot

The term aluminados first appears in the year 1498.

http://www.1911encyclopedia.org/Illuminati

Coincidence? I think not!

Sat, 10/03/2009 - 15:34 | 87741 chumbawamba
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No way.  No fucking way.  Dude, you have the entry point for the Apple ][ Sweet-16 assembler in your pic.  That is the fucking awesomest thing I have seen all month.

You are now complete.  Someone recognized the reference.

I am Chumbawamba.

Sat, 10/03/2009 - 16:54 | 87797 small watcher
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Actually, Chumbawamba, I messed up on the joke.

I thought up the account name as just a play on words. lurker -> mini-monitor -> small watcher. And then I created the pic.

However, $F666 is the address of the mini-assembler; the system monitor was what I was thinking. Therefore small watcher doesn't make much sense.

Total geekdom FAIL.

Sat, 10/03/2009 - 19:17 | 87869 chumbawamba
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You wanted $FF69.  But I don't care, it's still awesome.

+$3D0 to you!

I am Chumbawamba.

Sat, 10/03/2009 - 13:56 | 87680 Lionhead
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The guy on the left (last frame) reminds me of Grandfatherly ole Warren Buffett himself.  He would fit right in with this group....  Don't forget he's coming soon on a cartoon show for kids!  Perfect, likely sponsored by the gecko himself....

Sat, 10/03/2009 - 14:24 | 87703 Cognitive Dissonance
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I always find it interesting that it's a nut job conspiracy theory until it's allowed to hit the mainstream media. Then it's fine investigative reporting. Fringe until it's not.

Out of bounds when it's been blessed by the (so called) paper of ridiculous, the National Enquirer.

Right hand on Bible truth when it's blessed by the paper of record, The New York Times.

Sat, 10/03/2009 - 15:35 | 87743 chumbawamba
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NYT = over-rated.  Its demise cannot come too soon.

I am Chumbawamba.

Sat, 10/03/2009 - 17:17 | 87808 ozziindaus
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"First they ignore you, then they mock you, then they fight you, then you win." M. Gandhi

Sat, 10/03/2009 - 15:22 | 87734 Pure Evil
Sat, 10/03/2009 - 15:30 | 87739 Pure Evil
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......

The knob

A woman visited a plastic surgeon who told her about a new procedure called 'The Knob,' where a small knob is placed at the top of the woman's head and could be turned to tighten up her skin and produce the effect of a brand new face-lift. Of course, the woman wanted 'The Knob.' Over the course of the years, the woman tightened the knob, and the effects were wonderful, the woman remained young looking and vibrant. After fifteen years, the woman returned to the surgeon with two problems. 'All these years, everything has been working just fine. I've had to turn the knob many times and I've always loved the results. But now I've developed two annoying problems: First, I have these terrible bags under my eyes and the knob won't get rid of them.' The doctor looked at her closely and said, 'Those aren't bags, those are your breasts.' She said, 'Well, I guess there's no point in asking about the goatee.'
Sat, 10/03/2009 - 20:18 | 87896 HEHEHE
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Question re Warren Buffet:  Hank Paulson calls him when the shit hits the fan last fall;  a short while later Buffet gets the legendary Goldman preferred stock deal;  a few days after that American Express, essentially a credit card company, gets its status changed to a Bank Holding Company and subsequent access to TARP funds no questions asked; Warren Buffet's Berkshire Hathaway was far and away American Express' largest shareholder.  How come the MSM media has not made a single inquiry into these "coincidences".

Sat, 10/03/2009 - 23:11 | 87997 Lothar the Rott...
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Check that ownership in the WaPo lately?  Or some other media holdings he has interests in?

That's your answer.

Sun, 10/04/2009 - 23:39 | 88552 Anonymous
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What is with the Icke "Illuminati aliens"? This is where it all goes wrong!...

You don't want to vaporise the whistle blower. One has to remember the whistle blower is an important part of the "plan". After all nothing makes it easier to pay for infrastructure project than a planned "debasement" of the market ;-)

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