The Definitive S&P-IG-VIX Time Series, Cross Asset Arb Chart

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Mon, 07/11/2011 - 20:38 | 1446071 Cognitive Dissonance
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Come on Tyler, be honest. You're conducting a Rorschach test on the Zero Hedge readership.

OK, I'll bite. It looks like a Gold Fish about to be eaten by Turbo Tax Timmy.

Did I pass? Am I sane? Do I want to know?

Let me try again. It's the USS America nuclear submarine passing crush depth.

Mon, 07/11/2011 - 20:45 | 1446095 RunningMan
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I saw a shark.

Mon, 07/11/2011 - 21:51 | 1446271 malusDiaz
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The entire thing looks like a grouping of all correlations, aka, yes, there is a probablity your dot will be out here some where...


other wise known as :


"Is there a probability that a shark will eat me?" 




Useless answer to an almost equally useless question.

Mon, 07/11/2011 - 22:33 | 1446407 idea_hamster
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They look like rainbow-colored skittles, so I'm going to say "Magic Bernanke's Unicorn Fart."

Mon, 07/11/2011 - 23:39 | 1446628 Harlequin001
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Stingray... stingray.. da da da da da da..

Mon, 07/11/2011 - 20:46 | 1446096 Silver Kiwi
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Nah, it's George Jetson's space car taking a nose dive...

Mon, 07/11/2011 - 23:45 | 1446639 Harlequin001
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There's a Misteron in there somewhere...

This has got to be a piss take, it looks like it came straight out of a 5 yr olds 'join the dots' book...

Mon, 07/11/2011 - 20:49 | 1446105 Biosci
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It's a side view of Slim Pickens riding The Bomb.  Kubrick must have preferred the other angle.

Mon, 07/11/2011 - 20:58 | 1446119 Biosci
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I like the relationships; each character has its own story.  I mean, the puppy is a little too much but sometimes you have to overlook thinks like that  But the way he's holding her!  ...It's almost filthy.  He's about to kiss her, she's pulling away a little...the way his leg is smashed up against her.  And look how nicely he painted her blouse, kind of loose, transparent; you can see her breast under it touching him about here....  It's pretty torrid.  And look at the people peeking away from the doorway all shocked.  They wish.  When I see a painting like this, I must admit, I get a little...well let's just say...uh...emotionally...erect.

Tue, 07/12/2011 - 01:42 | 1446847 freelearner
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Excellent LA Story reference....

Mon, 07/11/2011 - 21:16 | 1446163 max2205
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Stains going down the drain......

Tue, 07/12/2011 - 03:38 | 1446938 Habspurg
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I see the Crash Nebula

Tue, 07/12/2011 - 04:21 | 1446969 virgule
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I love the [...since credit spread is fundamentally a stationary process, while the equity index is obviously non-stationary..]

Anyone care to point me to objective evidence of these two points? It's widespread belief & faith, but I've never seen objective proof of that.

Mon, 07/11/2011 - 20:37 | 1446073 Dirtt
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What a great look at the VIX.  How do you 'one-up' yourselves so consistently?

Mon, 07/11/2011 - 20:43 | 1446089 equity_momo
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Gamma geeks still dont understand that you need "a view" because those months and years of collecting smart bucks turn into smoke once the standard deviation monster pops out the box.  

"everyones got plans until they get hit"


Tue, 07/12/2011 - 02:46 | 1446895 ZeroPower
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...or you can just scalp gamma (wisely..) which has been working great all year long.

Tue, 07/12/2011 - 02:59 | 1446908 Jack Sheet
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geeks eke ......(eek?)

Mon, 07/11/2011 - 20:44 | 1446092 RunningMan
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Middle left area looks lonely. I suspect 2011 will help fill it in.

Mon, 07/11/2011 - 20:54 | 1446111 way-out-west
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They call him Flipper, Flipper, faster than lightning,
no-one you see, is smarter than he,
and we know Flipper, lives in a world full of wonder,
flying there-under, under the sea!

Mon, 07/11/2011 - 21:08 | 1446149 oogs66
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Flipper is a new issue bond flipping strategy. It works great but please don't confuse the two :)

Mon, 07/11/2011 - 20:58 | 1446120 slewie the pi-rat
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BigBlu meets the purple people eater

Mon, 07/11/2011 - 21:14 | 1446161 WoodMizer
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I see a , debt fueled, super secret USAF flying saucer called DarkPool Ultra (DP-U).  It is attempting a soft landing in China.  Pilot Bernak is to blame; he failed to account for headwinds, when calculating remaining fuel.  Geitner bailed out, with the last golden parachute, leaving the Bernak to deal with damage control. 

Mon, 07/11/2011 - 21:19 | 1446169 Hard1
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Also saw a shark...and it's about to bite our asses!!

Mon, 07/11/2011 - 23:22 | 1446579 janus
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how is it Mr. Durden can teach me more about chart interpretation in one modest paragraph than acedemia can manage in ten gaudy tomes?

Janus: Who are you?

TD: I'm the enchanting wizard of rhythym.

Janus: Why did you come here?

TD: I came to teach you about the rhythyms of the universe.

Tue, 07/12/2011 - 00:51 | 1446780 snowball777
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Mmmmm.....taste the rainbow.

Tue, 07/12/2011 - 01:50 | 1446852 bakken
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This interesting charting excersize says to me,  "Stay in Ag commodities!"

Tue, 07/12/2011 - 02:47 | 1446897 ZeroPower
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Nice. I wonder if HY would fit in nicely against the IG.

Tue, 07/12/2011 - 03:54 | 1446950 ebworthen
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If I see a fish scraping the bottom of the ocean - is there a problem?

I see limp fins, a leech on it's abdomen, and milky eyes; will it be o.k.?


Tue, 07/12/2011 - 04:05 | 1446962 bigwavedave
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expressionist portrait of Homer Simpson with a gigantic hard on.

Tue, 07/12/2011 - 06:33 | 1447047 Miss Expectations
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Here's my chance to share a video about saving a whale entangled in a fishing net.

Saving Valentina


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