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Dennis Gartman Seeking To Raise $200 Million For Hedge Fund

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Commodity bull Dennis Gartman has decided it is time to collect a little 2 and 20 luvin' presumably a more lucrative venture than reaping the benefits of newsletter subscriptions. Hopefully the fund, if it ever launches will be a little more diversified than just a couple of thousand BOEs. To observe the effects of a lack of diversification, one only needs to observe the performance of Ackman's Target fund.

From Bloomberg:

The fund is currently long soybeans and short wheat and
long gold and short the euro, he said. “It’s something I’ve wanted to do for a long period of
time,” he said.

We wish Dennis the best of luck, especially with his long gold position. Then again we doubt he will need it, because as he says, " the
hedge-fund industry has probably bottomed since the slumping
economy last year eroded asset values and forced many funds to
close." Then again, wanton hedge fund creation has rarely if ever been seen indicative of a market top.




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Thu, 08/20/2009 - 13:37 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Thu, 08/20/2009 - 14:00 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Thu, 08/20/2009 - 14:14 | Link to Comment VegasBD
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The Dennis Kneele Recession is Over Fund.

 

Clusterstock did a post about former reporters turned businessmen

http://www.businessinsider.com/journalists-turned-businessmen

Thu, 08/20/2009 - 18:55 | Link to Comment xslashf (not verified)
Thu, 08/20/2009 - 14:39 | Link to Comment SteveNYC
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Kneale!!! Hahahhahahaha!! Just got my laughter for the afternoon, thanks dude.

Thu, 08/20/2009 - 18:58 | Link to Comment ng2amarinefunk (not verified)
Thu, 08/20/2009 - 13:38 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Thu, 08/20/2009 - 16:35 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Thu, 08/20/2009 - 13:40 | Link to Comment lettuce
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there is no doubt in my mind that dennis' writing style and wide-selection of topics and sources are what hook readers. his calls and methodologies may not be those, with which everyone would agree... but his history in the game is certainly lengthy.

from one daily reader, i hope the newsletters continue in their usual, entertaining format... and best of luck with the new venture. 

Thu, 08/20/2009 - 13:41 | Link to Comment Printfaster
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Ackman's Target fund was a stalking horse to allow him to trample the company while he shorted it in other hedge funds.

Feh.

Thu, 08/20/2009 - 14:45 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Thu, 08/20/2009 - 15:16 | Link to Comment Printfaster
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Not really a "hedge" fund if you lose 90%.

Hedge funds seem to be "play with other peoples money" and see what happens.

Kind of reminds me of the old broker who cold called prospects with the "listen, you don't have to invest now, but just track my advice over the next few trades, and if I am right, you will be able to see how much money we make".  The broker would tell half to buy, half to short a stock.  He would repeat this a few times, luring in suckers as he was "right".  He would also go back to the losing trades and ask to give another try.

 

Thu, 08/20/2009 - 17:40 | Link to Comment ng2amarinefunk (not verified)
Thu, 08/20/2009 - 13:51 | Link to Comment mdtrader
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I have a bad feeling on commodities. Sure medium term, long term fine, but next 12 months or so, I'm not so sure. Everybody and their aunt is bullish commodities, citing China and an economic recovery in the West as reasons. What price commodities if China rolls over post stimulous, and the recovery in the West is L shaped? In my view there is little, if any, demand growth coming from the West, so this whole commodity story is pinned up on the bank of China!

Black Rock came to market in March 2007, just before all hell broke loose!

 

Thu, 08/20/2009 - 13:50 | Link to Comment Daedal
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Let's wait and see. It's much harder to equivicate with performance figures than it is with his sentiment in each recurring letter. If you only hear him once, it appears he has some consistent ideas., but if you listen to him consistently for several days, he sounds like a CNBC 'Fast Money' trader.

Thu, 08/20/2009 - 13:51 | Link to Comment Raymond Shaw
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Talking about Commodities... has anyone seen the nice high 2 handle on Natural Gas.  Could we be looking at a return to the early 90's price of low 2's?  Damn thing lost 5% today.

As for Gartman, well good luck to him I suppose.

Thu, 08/20/2009 - 13:57 | Link to Comment mdtrader
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I guess cash for clunkers scuppered Boone Pickens plan to convert vechicles to nat gas lol!

Damn $2 handle, gosh I was investing at $6-8. Oh well that's one for the duff portfolio, well until the next major hurricane hits the Gulf that is.

Thu, 08/20/2009 - 14:42 | Link to Comment ToNYC
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Russia is long gas in the Stans in the 8's...guess who's playing Opec with their price crash and buying up the weak hands like the over-leveraged and totally correct about the truth like Aubrey McClendon. When the thinking gets to natty, they talk global warming as if coal was an equivalent ....like the drug war on natural substances in favor of the rare 50K per year  per course of treatment miracles that make the ordinary river of toxic synthetics right.

 

Thu, 08/20/2009 - 14:03 | Link to Comment mdtrader
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What's the BTU differential now between oil at $73 and Nat Gas at $2.92? It must be stunningly in favour of Nat Gas.

Thu, 08/20/2009 - 14:23 | Link to Comment Groty
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You may be asking a different question, but if you multiply natty by 6 you get a good approximation of BOE.

Thu, 08/20/2009 - 14:34 | Link to Comment ToNYC
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Logic and value mean squat..Foreign sourcing is the key. Follow the money out of the Country...It is there to be stolen, turned into missles for peace and prosperity for the dealers..Domestic natty gas don't play that. The fix is in. Boone's got nothing but the truth, and he takes it like a man. Too bad about Mr. Gartman; if he knew he wouldn't be talking, 'cause sense don't make dollars.

 

Thu, 08/20/2009 - 14:28 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Thu, 08/20/2009 - 18:55 | Link to Comment xslashf (not verified)
Thu, 08/20/2009 - 13:58 | Link to Comment gmrpeabody
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Aren't the euro and the dollar, like, usually inverse to eachother?

Which would make Dennis, like, long the dollar.

Which would mean gold and the dollar,like, move together.

Where is Jim Sinclair, like, when you need him?

Thu, 08/20/2009 - 14:41 | Link to Comment SteveNYC
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Nice post. With all the "likes" in there, you sound like some of the NYU tramps that are fair-game around the city.

Thu, 08/20/2009 - 14:50 | Link to Comment E Thomas St.
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More like sluts. I should know, I dated one before she moved to NYC and went to NYU in her early 20s.

Thu, 08/20/2009 - 14:05 | Link to Comment SDRII
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dolalr short equity trade alive and well. if andy xie is right (not saying he is), about fed moving to nudge up rates but brehind the curve on purpose for the mtipornged effect of signaling to the market its inflation fighting credentials and perhaps give dollar a lift, what does it mean for equities. The correlation between rising rates and equities inflected in 1998 with the relationship moving to a near ~1:1. During the 80s more like a negative -1. Can equities perform in a rising rate environement like the 89 plus period -- is it even concievable

Thu, 08/20/2009 - 14:23 | Link to Comment GoldmanSux
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Gartmann is a good man.

Thu, 08/20/2009 - 14:32 | Link to Comment Alexander Supertramp
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Hedge funds are mutual funds for stupid rich people.  Go get 'em, Gartman!

Thu, 08/20/2009 - 14:37 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Thu, 08/20/2009 - 18:55 | Link to Comment xslashf (not verified)
Thu, 08/20/2009 - 14:59 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Thu, 08/20/2009 - 15:11 | Link to Comment Printfaster
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Dr Copper is feeling a bit ill right now.  Not the time to get feverish about commodities.

Thu, 08/20/2009 - 15:25 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Thu, 08/20/2009 - 17:57 | Link to Comment ng2amarinefunk (not verified)
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Thu, 08/20/2009 - 15:26 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Thu, 08/20/2009 - 15:51 | Link to Comment spanish inquisition
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I have always wanted to start a hedge fund and want to announce that I will be looking to raise $50M. I am long hookers, blow and Vegas real estate. I am short bribery and graft with call options if I get into trouble. As always, usual disclaimers blah, blah...lose all your money blah, blah, blah.. Let's get this deal done!

Thu, 08/20/2009 - 18:52 | Link to Comment ng2amarinefunk (not verified)
Fri, 08/21/2009 - 05:02 | Link to Comment Cheeky Bastard
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sounds like a kick ass fund; give me your account # and ill send you 10 mill.

Thu, 08/20/2009 - 15:53 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Thu, 08/20/2009 - 18:22 | Link to Comment ng2amarinefunk (not verified)
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Thu, 08/20/2009 - 18:27 | Link to Comment ng2amarinefunk (not verified)
Thu, 08/20/2009 - 16:12 | Link to Comment Project Mayhem
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His long gold position is probably in the ETF.  Good luck collecting on that!

 

Also, anyone placing highly leveraged paper bets on the Euro (either direction) is going to get burned.    There is going to be increasing volatility as the system comes unglued.

Thu, 08/20/2009 - 16:30 | Link to Comment Gordon Shumway
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This is the one thing I'll never understand. For all the "gold is money, can't be debased, dollar is paper toilet" talk we hear from the inflationistas, how exactly do they intend to cash in on their GLD holdings if their doom scenario comes to fruition?

 

Funny shit will happen to paper gold if spot really goes through the roof.

Thu, 08/20/2009 - 18:02 | Link to Comment Raymond Shaw
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Why, we shall use the Euro.   Sorry couldn't help myself again. :-)

Thu, 08/20/2009 - 18:29 | Link to Comment Gordon Shumway
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Ha ;-)

I have always wondered: do people even realize that the Euro has ZERO fiscal backing?

So choice is between the peseta, the original QE masters, the tax fraudsters and the 30%-of-my-GDP-is-banks. Suddenly the dollar doesn't look "that" bad.

Unless we have to take seriously the notion that a non-convertible, non-floating, non-deliverable currency is really going to take centre stage at any point in the near to mid term.

Thu, 08/20/2009 - 18:56 | Link to Comment Raymond Shaw
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Gordon, posted a reply to your other post.  To be very honest with you, most people on in the blogosphere and elsewhere are trying to predict the order of events which shall occur in the chaos that may result due to a serious bust in the financial world or otherwise, such as another major War, etc.  It is practically not possible.

The only thing can be said is that the most liquid currency will win the battle, i.e. plain ol' Dollars.  Demand for Dollars at that point in time will skyrocket instead of tanking.  Other currencies are just not substitutable except for Swiss francs and Euros maybe, but not sure on that one.  Most people have the luxury of speculating outcomes from the sidelines, but when the shit really hits the fan, things take on a new reality.

Thu, 08/20/2009 - 19:11 | Link to Comment Gordon Shumway
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You're a wise, wise man.

All these doom scenarios are fine and dandy, but when and if they come to fruition, look for unintended consequences to rock your world of certainties. I mean, I can count on one hand the number of people I know who got the USGG10YR @ 2% trade right last year.

Gold is still the funniest one. As if the gov is going to let anyone cash in on 6000$ gold if that were to ever be the case. More likely the Schiffs of this world are going to be FDR'd, big time.

But then again, people are even more likely to sell all the silverware to pay down debt, so I don't even think we'll come close to facing this problem.

Oh and you can call me Alf.

Thu, 08/20/2009 - 19:26 | Link to Comment Raymond Shaw
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Thank you Alf, you're too kind.  Not that I need to blow my trumpet, but I got ridiculed last year for buying puts on AIG and shorting Sterling via Cable and GBP/JPY.  Sure, as Andy says, I have been jimmied a few times, but who hasn't, that's the nature of the game.

The Weekly charts for the latter two were seriously screaming sell since July 2008 on a backdrop of the fundamental picture which had been simmering since mid-2007 due to the Northern Rock debacle and an incompetent Government run by Mr. Brown.  Cable was ripe for short plucking since mid-August of 2008.  People on the ground still had the euphoria that everything in the UK will be alright i.e. the best time to pack bags and head for the exit.  Then went Bradford & Bingley... and then Dumfermlin Building Society, and the list goes on and on...

Ah well, such is life.  Note this by the way, the Public Sector Net Borrowing number which was reported today as being a deficit of 8B GBP as opposed to a forecast of 0.3B GBP is EXCLUDING the cost of financial intervention and the various Bank of England operations carried out since last September.  There is a fat green shoot for long Sterling, not.

Thu, 08/20/2009 - 16:37 | Link to Comment Raymond Shaw
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Gents, shorting Oil and buying Nat. Gas is the common sense trade.  However common sense is not making dollars right now, so as per Sherlock Holmes, whatever else is left must be the logical course of action...

... short Natural Gas to the low 2's handle.

Please don't follow up by calling me names, I am just making an observation here given that many people who even bothered with the "$4" is the cost price crap so it's heading up up and away from here crap.

Thu, 08/20/2009 - 17:22 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Thu, 08/20/2009 - 18:15 | Link to Comment Raymond Shaw
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Granted.  In my view, doing anything but spreading Nat. Gas or Crude is like asking a very well endowed pornstar to rear-end you constantly with no remorse on his behalf.  But then again, I don't trade Nat Gas outrights so I shall leave that to the machismos who do.

Thu, 08/20/2009 - 18:40 | Link to Comment ng2amarinefunk (not verified)
Thu, 08/20/2009 - 19:51 | Link to Comment Raymond Shaw
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Thank you for the insight.  My insight into the Energy markets is limited at best.  I was merely making an observation given the recent market action and the happenings since last summer.

Thu, 08/20/2009 - 17:32 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Thu, 08/20/2009 - 20:17 | Link to Comment Robb
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got a source where I can read more on this??

Thu, 08/20/2009 - 20:22 | Link to Comment Robb
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got a source where I can read more on this??

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