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"results surpassed analyst expectations"
Thats not nice he has feelings too yah know....
Crikey, poor old Dennis. I guess being out of a job may change his perspective on the "economy" a little. Oh well.
Show Canceled? That's an upgrade in my opinion. Instead of 'Beaker', I decree that from now on Dennis Kneale shall be referred to as 'Graduated Cylinder'.
You mean manipulative people will use you like a condom and toss you aside?
(edit) I predict a new gig as a dickweed.
ROFL. What a d$%k. Im sure Denninger is happy.
Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.
HA HA HA HA HA HA; good fucking riddance motherfucker; the recession just got started fro your sorry ass HA HA HA HA HA HA; how does it feel to be, let me put it in your own words ( i know you're reading this ) " an unemployed loser " ?. Ok; Beaker has gone, CNBC - 1 moron to go.
Beaker...love it! :)
love it!!! well said CB. i enjoy a good bitch slap.
CB You may be assuming too much. His show was cancelled, but that doesn't mean he's off the CNBC payroll.
It may just mean that his sorry ass will be showing up more often on Power Lunch.
only one ? nah....many many more.
I vote for Joe Kernan to be next......
That remaining moronic ass clown would be no other than coke bottle glasses Larry King wanna be .......Kudlow.
This is the second worse news Dennis ever got. The first was when his father told him, " I should have pulled out, turned over, and shot you on the wall".
Is that you chumbawumba?
lol... Best comment of the year!
Ah, I can already feel the the globe cooling a bit from a slight reduction in hot air from CNBC.
Today the world is (marginally) a better place.
Well, he could always go back to that Muppet Show gig.
couldn't happen to a nicer moron .. except for maybe Crammer and Krudlow
That's a Great Start!
Jesus, even his departure note lacks intelligence, originality and charm.
i thought the same lizzy.
i saw the thread the other nite and wish a happy new year to you and yours!
also, perhaps dennis will start an anonymous blog, cuz if he does it under his own name, no one will likely show up.
Dennis lacks the creative talent to sustain my interest for 30 seconds. Dude has zero game.
Regardless of anonymity, one must posses both wit and intelligence to create and maintain a successful financial blog. Since Dennis has neither (in spades), i believe he will take a pass on the blogosphere (benchmark it WAY to high unless he is looking to become a contributor to TMZ).
Despite all these disparaging comments, I personally believe that a bright future for Dennis lies ahead in the "info-mercial" space.
I am sure that we will soon be seeing and hearing him sing (in his distinctly charming way) the praises of various kitchen gadgets, laundry detergents and exercise machines.
i'm sure if DK becomes a pimp he would pitch a bitch like a pro
DK does not have it in him to be a pimp however DK is better suited to be the Bitch.
I agree. Also Billy Mays is quite in his deadbed, so looks like he can fill in for him..
Yeah..that sucks was looking forward to the Jupiter Jack 2 infos..
"I've got Larry David coming out of the deli"
Larry, Larry what is it today? The Reuben?"
is there a better word for irony?
i can't say anything else now cuz i'm laughing my stones off.
I got one for you:
Highly excusable in this case.
Ahhh Schadenfreude I mark ALL my nadirs with it.
With permanent sharpies.
I'm hearing internet chatter on Deutsche Bank problems, 5000 euro withdrawl limits, hedge fund shorintg...
Anyone hearing anything?
yep.....the published reports so far has to do with the dutch gov't and the old abn amro paper....something may be up.
had a little problem with a lender in Japan last nite...trading was halted, but i went to bed and didn't follow up today...it was on bberg.
yes, Aiful...I couldn't remember the name. Deserves watching as does DB.
and of course, my favorite, wfc. something is going on with wfc and it ain't pretty. not predicting collapse or anything due to most favored tbtf, group of 19 status. but, they got alot of squirming kitty cats in the bag and some are going to sneak out.
Nope but my spidey sense said deutsche bank problem last week.
Those rumours are since a week or so on hartgeld.com (German gold bug website, some links to english publications but main storys are in German)
There are letters to the editor stating the 5000 Euro cash withdrawal limit.
DB published their balance sheet today or a few days ago. Capial 31.9 bill. Euro, balance sheet 2.2 trillion Euro.
If Bob PissOnMe only had a show to be canceled. That would rock. Instead, we have to get his hot air completely at random ALL DAY LONG.
Let's feast and eat what we Kill....x
One wonders if he knew this before he made the speech, and cashed in on it? Hate to be cynical, but today t is standard faire.
haha! you don't hate to be cynical, admit it! especially about cnbc.
That's pretty shocking given the massive number of viewers he was pulling in.
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