Dennis Kneale Show Cancelled

Tyler Durden's picture

And this occurs even after he so correctly called the end of the recession... Life is so unfair. Yet it must go on. Our candidate for the new 8 pm spot: Amanda Drury, doing an overdub of the Porn Special. Over and over.

one more word to be added to the list: "gone"

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i.knoknot's picture

"results surpassed analyst expectations"

Anonymous's picture

Thats not nice he has feelings too yah know....

SteveNYC's picture

Crikey, poor old Dennis. I guess being out of a job may change his perspective on the "economy" a little. Oh well.

Daedal's picture

Show Canceled? That's an upgrade in my opinion. Instead of 'Beaker', I decree that from now on Dennis Kneale shall be referred to as 'Graduated Cylinder'.

Hephasteus's picture

You mean manipulative people will use you like a condom and toss you aside?

No way!!!

IE's picture

ROFL ...

(edit) I predict a new gig as a dickweed.

john_connor's picture

ROFL.  What a d$%k.  Im sure Denninger is happy.

taraxias's picture

Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.

Cheeky Bastard's picture

HA HA HA HA HA HA; good fucking riddance motherfucker; the recession just got started fro your sorry ass HA HA HA HA HA HA; how does it feel to be, let me put it in your own words ( i know you're reading this ) " an unemployed loser " ?. Ok; Beaker has gone, CNBC - 1 moron to go.

Hrundi V. Bakshi's picture

love it!!! well said CB. i enjoy a good bitch slap.

Big Al's picture

CB You may be assuming too much.  His show was cancelled, but that doesn't mean he's off the CNBC payroll.

It may just mean that his sorry ass will be showing up more often on Power Lunch.

DrPsycho's picture


only one ?  nah....many many more.


I vote for Joe Kernan to be next......



Market_Terminator's picture

That remaining moronic ass clown would be no other than coke bottle glasses Larry King wanna be .......Kudlow.

I need more cowbell's picture

This is the second worse news Dennis ever got. The first was when his father told him, " I should have pulled out, turned over, and shot you on the wall".

Anonymous's picture

lol... Best comment of the year!

incalculable captcha's picture

Ah, I can already feel the the globe cooling a bit from a slight reduction in hot air from CNBC.

Today the world is (marginally) a better place.


Assetman's picture

Well, he could always go back to that Muppet Show gig.


Anonymous's picture

couldn't happen to a nicer moron .. except for maybe Crammer and Krudlow

Anonymous's picture

That's a Great Start!

lizzy36's picture

Jesus, even his departure note lacks intelligence, originality and charm. 


deadhead's picture

i thought the same lizzy.

i saw the thread the other nite and wish a happy new year to you and yours!

also, perhaps dennis will start an anonymous blog, cuz if he does it under his own name, no one will likely show up.

lizzy36's picture

Thanks Deadhead!

Dennis lacks the creative talent to sustain my interest for 30 seconds.  Dude has zero game. 

Regardless of anonymity, one must posses both wit and intelligence to create and maintain a successful financial blog.  Since Dennis has neither (in spades), i believe he will take a pass on the blogosphere (benchmark it WAY to high unless he is looking to become a contributor to TMZ).

Bam_Man's picture

Despite all these disparaging comments, I personally believe that a bright future for Dennis lies ahead in the "info-mercial" space.

I am sure that we will soon be seeing and hearing him sing (in his distinctly charming way) the praises of various kitchen gadgets, laundry detergents and exercise machines.

Cheeky Bastard's picture

i'm sure if DK becomes a pimp he would pitch a bitch like a pro 

Hrundi V. Bakshi's picture

DK does not have it in him to be a pimp however DK is better suited to be the Bitch.

Anonymous's picture

I agree. Also Billy Mays is quite in his deadbed, so looks like he can fill in for him..

Market_Terminator's picture

Yeah..that sucks was looking forward to the Jupiter Jack 2 infos..

bonddude's picture

"I've got Larry David coming out of the deli"

Larry, Larry what is it today? The Reuben?"

deadhead's picture

is there a better word for irony? 

i can't say anything else now cuz i'm laughing my stones off.


SV's picture

I got one for you:


bonddude's picture

Highly excusable in this case.

Hephasteus's picture

Ahhh Schadenfreude I mark ALL my nadirs with it.

With permanent sharpies.



Joe Sixpack's picture

I'm hearing internet chatter on Deutsche Bank problems, 5000 euro withdrawl limits, hedge fund shorintg...


Anyone hearing anything?

deadhead's picture

yep.....the published reports so far has to do with the dutch gov't and the old abn amro paper....something may be up.

had a little problem with a lender in Japan last was halted, but i went to bed and didn't follow up was on bberg.

deadhead's picture

yes, Aiful...I couldn't remember the name.  Deserves watching as does DB.

and of course, my favorite, wfc.  something is going on with wfc and it ain't pretty.  not predicting collapse or anything due to most favored tbtf, group of 19 status.  but, they got alot of squirming kitty cats in the bag and some are going to sneak out.

Hephasteus's picture

Nope but my spidey sense said deutsche bank problem last week.

Gunther's picture

Those rumours are since a week or so on (German gold bug website, some links to english publications but main storys are in German)

There are letters to the editor stating the 5000 Euro cash withdrawal limit.

DB published their balance sheet today or a few days ago. Capial 31.9 bill. Euro, balance sheet 2.2 trillion Euro.

Anonymous's picture

If Bob PissOnMe only had a show to be canceled. That would rock. Instead, we have to get his hot air completely at random ALL DAY LONG.

Sqworl's picture

Let's feast and eat what we Kill....x

Joe Sixpack's picture

One wonders if he knew this before he made the speech, and cashed in on it? Hate to be cynical, but today t is standard faire.

aldousd's picture

haha! you don't hate to be cynical, admit it!  especially about cnbc.

Green Sharts's picture

That's pretty shocking given the massive number of viewers he was pulling in.