Dennis Kneale Show Cancelled

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Fri, 09/18/2009 - 15:39 | 73653 Dkizzle49855
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Fri, 09/18/2009 - 20:35 | 74096 i.knoknot
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"results surpassed analyst expectations"

Sat, 09/19/2009 - 00:46 | 74240 Anonymous
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Thats not nice he has feelings too yah know....

Fri, 09/18/2009 - 15:40 | 73654 SteveNYC
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Crikey, poor old Dennis. I guess being out of a job may change his perspective on the "economy" a little. Oh well.

Fri, 09/18/2009 - 16:08 | 73720 Daedal
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Show Canceled? That's an upgrade in my opinion. Instead of 'Beaker', I decree that from now on Dennis Kneale shall be referred to as 'Graduated Cylinder'.

Fri, 09/18/2009 - 22:18 | 74175 D.O.D.
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He graduated?

Fri, 09/18/2009 - 15:40 | 73655 Hephasteus
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You mean manipulative people will use you like a condom and toss you aside?

No way!!!

Fri, 09/18/2009 - 15:41 | 73656 IE
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ROFL ...

(edit) I predict a new gig as a dickweed.

Fri, 09/18/2009 - 15:41 | 73658 john_connor
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ROFL.  What a d$%k.  Im sure Denninger is happy.

Fri, 09/18/2009 - 15:41 | 73660 taraxias
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Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.

Fri, 09/18/2009 - 15:42 | 73661 Cheeky Bastard
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HA HA HA HA HA HA; good fucking riddance motherfucker; the recession just got started fro your sorry ass HA HA HA HA HA HA; how does it feel to be, let me put it in your own words ( i know you're reading this ) " an unemployed loser " ?. Ok; Beaker has gone, CNBC - 1 moron to go.

Fri, 09/18/2009 - 15:55 | 73693 Howard_Beale
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Fri, 09/18/2009 - 17:06 | 73856 Hrundi V. Bakshi
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love it!!! well said CB. i enjoy a good bitch slap.

Fri, 09/18/2009 - 18:20 | 73953 Big Al
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CB You may be assuming too much.  His show was cancelled, but that doesn't mean he's off the CNBC payroll.

It may just mean that his sorry ass will be showing up more often on Power Lunch.

Fri, 09/18/2009 - 23:09 | 74205 DrPsycho
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only one ?  nah....many many more.


I vote for Joe Kernan to be next......



Sat, 09/19/2009 - 02:50 | 74274 Market_Terminator
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That remaining moronic ass clown would be no other than coke bottle glasses Larry King wanna be .......Kudlow.

Fri, 09/18/2009 - 15:46 | 73664 I need more cowbell
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This is the second worse news Dennis ever got. The first was when his father told him, " I should have pulled out, turned over, and shot you on the wall".

Fri, 09/18/2009 - 16:20 | 73748 Careless Whisper
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Is that you chumbawumba?

Fri, 09/18/2009 - 16:22 | 73753 Anonymous
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lol... Best comment of the year!

Fri, 09/18/2009 - 15:44 | 73665 incalculable captcha
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Ah, I can already feel the the globe cooling a bit from a slight reduction in hot air from CNBC.

Today the world is (marginally) a better place.


Fri, 09/18/2009 - 15:44 | 73666 Assetman
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Well, he could always go back to that Muppet Show gig.


Fri, 09/18/2009 - 15:46 | 73669 Anonymous
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couldn't happen to a nicer moron .. except for maybe Crammer and Krudlow

Fri, 09/18/2009 - 15:47 | 73673 Anonymous
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That's a Great Start!

Fri, 09/18/2009 - 15:47 | 73674 lizzy36
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Jesus, even his departure note lacks intelligence, originality and charm. 


Fri, 09/18/2009 - 15:50 | 73683 deadhead
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i thought the same lizzy.

i saw the thread the other nite and wish a happy new year to you and yours!

also, perhaps dennis will start an anonymous blog, cuz if he does it under his own name, no one will likely show up.

Fri, 09/18/2009 - 16:05 | 73689 lizzy36
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Thanks Deadhead!

Dennis lacks the creative talent to sustain my interest for 30 seconds.  Dude has zero game. 

Regardless of anonymity, one must posses both wit and intelligence to create and maintain a successful financial blog.  Since Dennis has neither (in spades), i believe he will take a pass on the blogosphere (benchmark it WAY to high unless he is looking to become a contributor to TMZ).

Fri, 09/18/2009 - 16:57 | 73833 Miles Kendig
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Fri, 09/18/2009 - 16:59 | 73839 Bam_Man
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Despite all these disparaging comments, I personally believe that a bright future for Dennis lies ahead in the "info-mercial" space.

I am sure that we will soon be seeing and hearing him sing (in his distinctly charming way) the praises of various kitchen gadgets, laundry detergents and exercise machines.

Fri, 09/18/2009 - 17:15 | 73870 Cheeky Bastard
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i'm sure if DK becomes a pimp he would pitch a bitch like a pro 

Fri, 09/18/2009 - 23:31 | 74215 Hrundi V. Bakshi
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DK does not have it in him to be a pimp however DK is better suited to be the Bitch.

Fri, 09/18/2009 - 21:19 | 74133 Anonymous
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I agree. Also Billy Mays is quite in his deadbed, so looks like he can fill in for him..

Sat, 09/19/2009 - 02:55 | 74275 Market_Terminator
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Yeah..that sucks was looking forward to the Jupiter Jack 2 infos..

Fri, 09/18/2009 - 19:15 | 74026 bonddude
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"I've got Larry David coming out of the deli"

Larry, Larry what is it today? The Reuben?"

Fri, 09/18/2009 - 15:48 | 73675 deadhead
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is there a better word for irony? 

i can't say anything else now cuz i'm laughing my stones off.


Fri, 09/18/2009 - 16:12 | 73728 SV
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I got one for you:


Fri, 09/18/2009 - 19:16 | 74030 bonddude
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Highly excusable in this case.

Sat, 09/19/2009 - 16:31 | 74443 Hephasteus
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Ahhh Schadenfreude I mark ALL my nadirs with it.

With permanent sharpies.



Fri, 09/18/2009 - 15:48 | 73676 Joe Sixpack
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I'm hearing internet chatter on Deutsche Bank problems, 5000 euro withdrawl limits, hedge fund shorintg...


Anyone hearing anything?

Fri, 09/18/2009 - 15:52 | 73686 deadhead
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yep.....the published reports so far has to do with the dutch gov't and the old abn amro paper....something may be up.

had a little problem with a lender in Japan last was halted, but i went to bed and didn't follow up was on bberg.

Fri, 09/18/2009 - 16:20 | 73749 Joe Sixpack
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Sat, 09/19/2009 - 10:41 | 74368 deadhead
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yes, Aiful...I couldn't remember the name.  Deserves watching as does DB.

and of course, my favorite, wfc.  something is going on with wfc and it ain't pretty.  not predicting collapse or anything due to most favored tbtf, group of 19 status.  but, they got alot of squirming kitty cats in the bag and some are going to sneak out.

Fri, 09/18/2009 - 16:05 | 73712 Hephasteus
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Nope but my spidey sense said deutsche bank problem last week.

Fri, 09/18/2009 - 17:39 | 73903 Gunther
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Those rumours are since a week or so on (German gold bug website, some links to english publications but main storys are in German)

There are letters to the editor stating the 5000 Euro cash withdrawal limit.

DB published their balance sheet today or a few days ago. Capial 31.9 bill. Euro, balance sheet 2.2 trillion Euro.

Fri, 09/18/2009 - 18:53 | 74001 Joe Sixpack
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Danke, Gunther!

Fri, 09/18/2009 - 15:48 | 73677 Anonymous
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If Bob PissOnMe only had a show to be canceled. That would rock. Instead, we have to get his hot air completely at random ALL DAY LONG.

Fri, 09/18/2009 - 15:48 | 73678 Sqworl
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Let's feast and eat what we Kill....x

Fri, 09/18/2009 - 15:49 | 73680 Joe Sixpack
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One wonders if he knew this before he made the speech, and cashed in on it? Hate to be cynical, but today t is standard faire.

Fri, 09/18/2009 - 16:41 | 73794 aldousd
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haha! you don't hate to be cynical, admit it!  especially about cnbc.

Fri, 09/18/2009 - 15:51 | 73684 Green Sharts
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That's pretty shocking given the massive number of viewers he was pulling in.

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