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Deutsche Bank Put Volume Surges On Greek News

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For those wondering which bank domino drops first if Greece files tomorrow, Sunday, in one month, or in one year, here is the market providing the answer: Deutsche Bank put volume surges to 7,353, 11 times normal.

 

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Fri, 05/06/2011 - 14:05 | 1248528 AldoHux_IV
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Perhaps the real reason Greece will never restructure nor leave the EU.

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 14:15 | 1248571 Mountainview
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Well observed...even if longer term i9t's against all logic.... 

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 14:17 | 1248575 OldPhart
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Off Topic, but breaking...

 

Tyler's getting props from Rush Limbaugh for his analysis of the birth/death model used by the BLS.  Zero Hedge and Tyler Durden mentioned by name.

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 14:32 | 1248609 hambone
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Also OT -

But Oil just cracked...next stop $70?

10yr T also threatening to revisit lows?

(in-de-re)Flations is a bitch.

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 14:28 | 1248619 Atomizer
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You beat me to it.. Was driving when I heard it on radio. Congrat's Tyler!

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 15:32 | 1248875 glenlloyd
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not the first time Rush has mentioned ZH

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 15:41 | 1248918 Lets_Eat_Ben
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Rush is still a cocksucker

Sat, 05/07/2011 - 00:30 | 1250414 LowProfile
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Makes you wonder why he's steering listeners here...

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 14:23 | 1248599 Sophist Economicus
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Exactly why Greece leaked the news!    This is gonna get rough.   Let's see NOW if Germany starts in with selling gold reserves any time soon.

This is why the EU will dissolve.    Once this stuff starts happening, its all down hill from here.   These guys will never want to be in the same room together...

 

Fun to watch...

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 14:32 | 1248638 ATM
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The EU cannot dissolve. It will have to Federalize. If it dissolves all the parties are bankrupt and the politicians will be looking for actual work.

Federalization is the logical next step because they all go belly up otherwise.

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 14:43 | 1248697 Sophist Economicus
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I confess not to know the difference.    I just see them breaking apart, and not in an orderly manner.   As with all ultimate actions between sovereign governments, things are orderly and legal, till they are not - then - people get hurt, killed, stolen from, etc.

Now, the threat of these politicians being out of work should keep them scheming for a while longer

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 14:52 | 1248731 agent default
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In the next elections in any EU country the present political parties and politicians will be swept from the face of this world. Euroscepticism is very much the current trend in Europe.  As far as the banks are concerned, they are already insolvent, so WTF? Oh you mean they will have to admit to it.

Well we cant have that now can we?

 

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 16:21 | 1249072 Slipmeanother
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ATM that is a very good observation!

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 14:09 | 1248530 Id fight Gandhi
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Couldn't happen to a nicer bank.

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 14:09 | 1248531 TruthInSunshine
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"Bear Stearns is Fine!"

 

(2nd Time ZH has forced me to pull that one out, today)

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 14:28 | 1248608 Hephasteus
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Catfish

Catfish

Kung Fu Treachery

Followed by Greek Gimme your Gyro.

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 14:12 | 1248532 NOTW777
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hot alert from cnbc - fresno unemployment dropped from 18% to 17%

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/05/06/erin-burnetts-teary-farew_n_858...

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 15:45 | 1248924 Lets_Eat_Ben
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That's hella good news.

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 14:07 | 1248535 bigdawg
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Oh, that's too bad.  See ya, Douche Bank!

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 14:11 | 1248538 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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Monday:  Flash Crash 2.0?

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 14:11 | 1248540 MiningJunkie
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Buh-bye DoucheBank AG....mark-to-market on the Greek bonds finally coming. Bend over and get ready for the ol' Greek hi-how-are-ya ....

E/S will go negative by the close...

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 14:17 | 1248572 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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If Europe has already nationalized its banking sector (good idea Lord Rotheschilde) then will they, can they do it again?  Will Germany bail out the bank?  Will Europe throw more worthless fiat into the worthless ponzi?

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 14:31 | 1248630 blazen
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Well... saw what happened in 2009 to Commerzbank? Call it whatever you want; after stock plunge from nearly 40 to above 2 EUR some actions were taken by German government to 'protect from foreign competitors' (who could simply buy the company). This is another name for 'bail out'.

Poor CBK managers were punished with bonus limit to 500,000 EUR per year.

But what is interesting - Deutsche didn't take any help from the state, they manged it on their own. And Ackerman (boss of Deutsche) said 'for 500,000 you *anyway* will not get good manager'. If indeed Deutsche does have some exposure in PIIGS, I'd love to hear his comments now.

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 15:25 | 1248858 wandstrasse
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Deutsche didn't take any help from the state, they manged it on their own.

 

Deutsche was bailed out indirectly - via Hypo Real Estate's and other's bailouts. Ackerman is just a PR genius.

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 15:44 | 1248919 goldfreak
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they got a 300 billion bail out from uncle Ben

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 14:10 | 1248544 oogs66
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I bet DB is net short Greece.

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 14:23 | 1248578 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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And when the snake eats its tail, all of a sudden it's all gone.

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 14:10 | 1248547 SunBlaster
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Looks like a stream of "bad" news is starting to trickle down just in time, just another 4 weeks and we'll have the puzzle complete.

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 14:14 | 1248549 TruthInSunshine
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BTFBFGD (...Big fat Greek Dip)

?

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 14:15 | 1248553 jtaskinen
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They have a majority of Deutsche Postbank, very exposed to Greek debt.

I used to work work for his majesty Hugo Banziger, now on board for his tough credit savvy management. Would like to see how many of his faithul serfs he will fire this time for having let him down.

In the meanwhile in Finland, governemt is unable to reach an agreement on Portugal, they will concene next time on Tuesday. The social democrats holding the key have no opinion, will come up with their mid by Tuesday.

Oh, that power...what to be in governemt, but not betraying electorate. How shameful, Greek default will guarantee their destruction in next year's municipal elections, and would just help True Finns to win 50% in the next parlamentary election.

Politics used to be boring, listening people to argue should green colour be banned from ice cream. Not any longer.

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 14:12 | 1248557 willien1derland
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Extend & Pretend - a motto that has proven itself time & again, but, more than a motto - I promote it as a lifestyle! The Government is good & TBTF banks care about you...pass the Ouzo!

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 14:12 | 1248560 DoChenRollingBearing
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O/T Tyler, but Rush Limbaugh just mentioned zerohedge, in specific he is commenting on the birth/death model, etc.  An accounting gimmick.

ZH is getting noticed!

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 14:21 | 1248588 bob_dabolina
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I heard that.

You'll never hear Zakaria quote ZH 'cause Zakaria is constantly on his knees sucking Obamas dick.

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 14:36 | 1248639 Sophist Economicus
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Bearing, you know what's scary though?   Rush, a guy with a huge audience he is trying to 'educate', HAS NEVER HEARD OF THE BIRTH/DEATH model!

Scary stuff...

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 14:15 | 1248561 earlthepearl
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Tyler

 

You and ZH.com were just mentioned on Rush limbaughs radio show

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 16:51 | 1249187 moneymutt
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crap there goes the neighborhood, like Rush and his average listeners are anti-Wall Street corruption, like Rush and his average listeners realize all the bad corporate corruption and FED policies were bad under W also...I'm so tired of people posting about financial corruption like they politically born on Jan 2009, I like that many Repubs have now learned to be skeptical of their govt and the FED and govt deficits, but I hate they think an all Repub Congress and Repub president will fix this (like they did so good on FED, Wall Street and deficits when they had control from 2000-2006). But hey, take what you can get, we got a balanced budget in 1999 because Repubs didn't want a Dem to spend it on his pet projects and the wanted Clinton to suffer for raising taxes.

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 14:16 | 1248564 SunBlaster
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In May you sell and go away!

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 14:16 | 1248568 williambanzai7
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Gee wiz, the same guys that got bailed out of it's AIG exposure.

I nominate them for the Nobel Moron Prize.

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 14:19 | 1248589 jtaskinen
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You do not understand anything.

After having quit DB, I had a change to question Hugo his majesty Banziger in an investor conference about some "one-off" gains..

He got upset, said there are very manageble ways of making couple of billion in wind-fall. No risk, just gain.

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 15:28 | 1248861 williambanzai7
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Everything works fine when you know you are the 2Big2Fail.

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 14:29 | 1248610 BORT
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What was that ?  At 2:22 my Fidelity printed a 133.2 on SPY

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 14:34 | 1248641 earlthepearl
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Seriously, what the fuck was that, it is on the chart....,

Tyler, look into this please

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 14:38 | 1248659 hambone
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Market crash in 3, 2, 1...

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 14:40 | 1248676 earlthepearl
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The candle tail just got wiped on my chart, it was there, now no more...

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 14:42 | 1248687 hambone
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Real conundrum is sell and go where?  Rotate into what?  Interesting to watch gold this time around as folks seek safety while the FX world resets.

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 14:59 | 1248759 earlthepearl
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Either way that super long candle freaks me out

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 14:29 | 1248612 Eireann go Brach
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Kebab Zakaria looks like a frog with his beady eyes and I bet he smells too!

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 14:33 | 1248626 Sophist Economicus
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OT - but so far GOLD is UP while equities move to flat and looking wobbly.    Dollar is also UP, so for all those Precterians, this is what you would call a 'non-confirmation'.

 

Gold is holding in nice and tight

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 14:40 | 1248658 alien-IQ
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Yep. I'm surprised that with this move in the dollar that Silver has managed to hold over 34 so far...although there is little to no guarantee that will be the case come the close.

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 14:37 | 1248646 alien-IQ
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Market looking like it's getting buttered up for an EOD sell off.

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 14:39 | 1248664 Oh regional Indian
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For some reason, I heard the whine of a diving Stuka as I read that.

ORI

http://aadivaahan.wordpress.com/2011/05/06/movement-water-radioactivity-etc/

 

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 15:46 | 1248936 uhb
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Diesmal funktioniert alles - third try is lucky ;)

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 14:50 | 1248714 apberusdisvet
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Blythe gets erection = silver drops = oil drops = USD rises slightly = not enough = CIA psyop on Greece = Krauts pissing pants = Euro falls = USD spikes up = PMs dive again = banksters get erections.

 

See:  it is simple to connect the dots.

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 15:35 | 1248886 wandstrasse
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Blythe gets erection

 

there is a terrible image on my mind now. Can you please undo it - somehow?

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 14:49 | 1248722 willien1derland
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ok so the rumor is that George Papandreou contacted Robert Wagner and obtained a Reverse Mortgage - he is using the proceeds to purchase put options on Deutche Bank - Damn TD 'scooped' me again! - Damn you Tyler you are EVERYWHERE - Keep up the great work!

 

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 15:07 | 1248774 swissaustrian
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Merkel is in bed with DB´s CEO Ackermann. She offered him her official residence to celebrate his birthday, from 08-25-2009:

Claims that Angela Merkel hosted a lavish private birthday party at taxpayer expense for Deutsche Bank´s Josef Ackermann have emerged as the first serious challenge for the German chancellor as she seeks a second term in next month’s general election.

...

“She told me she wanted to do something for me,” said Mr Ackermann, who turned 60 in February 2008. “I should invite about 30 friends from Germany and abroad with whom I would like to spend an evening in the chancellery. And I got to tell you, it was a fantastic evening.”

http://www.ft.com/cms/s/0/7eba7382-91b4-11de-879d-00144feabdc0.html?ftcamp=rss#axzz1LbI4rWPl

Finally German taxpayers will cover the losses.

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 15:17 | 1248834 Sophist Economicus
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Good God, it also sounds like they slept together!

I feel queazy

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 15:27 | 1248854 magpie
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Some people just have to crawl under Mutti's iron pantsuit when trouble arises.

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 15:47 | 1248939 uhb
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Of course. Who else?

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 16:54 | 1249205 moneymutt
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don't worry, Americans will chip in too, we took of their bankrupt AIG and got them 100 precent on dollar, FED will gladly spend our money to help them

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 15:47 | 1248931 uhb
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As i already stated, short commerzbank. Its a far better bet due to their loomin capital increase.

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 15:50 | 1248951 goldfreak
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what good is shorting a bank when the Bernanke can just e-mail them 1 trillion dollars any time

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 15:59 | 1248972 magpie
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How about short Postbank ?

Hm, both were up today.

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 15:46 | 1248934 goldfreak
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didn't DB get 300 billion from Ben? Why won't Ben buy the Greek debt for full face value, even though it will worth 10 cents  on the dollar. They bought MBS crap, why not Greek crap?

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 16:02 | 1248984 AbbeBrel
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Greece has been getting beat up all week by the 1st wave of the Troika (capital.gr:)

<< Finance Ministry attempts to convince the troika that the €3b revenue measures are adequate, but the objections of the international lenders are numerous and more intense than ever. Time is running out, as Friday is the last day of negotiations, ahead of the arrival of troika’s top officials on Saturday. >>

And now they have another week of discussion:

<< The review of Greece’s progress by the troika starts on Saturday, after the arrival of the troika’s top officials: Poul M. Thomsen (IMF), Klaus Masuch (ECB) and probably Matthias Mors (EU). >>

Plus if the Big Guns of Finance from Deutschland are flying in - there must be some major nervousness spinning up.  Where is the ΕΞΟΔΟΣ  (exit)??

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 16:07 | 1248998 eureka
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FYI, Citizens of the U.S. Federation:

EU has a few founding principles, discarded by U.S. ELITE idealogues; derived from the French Revolution they are: Fraternite & Egalite.

Europeans are educated, pragmatic egalitarians. EU economy & population volume is twice U.S..

EU infrastructure, socio-economic equilibrium and hightech implmentation ratios are all generations ahead of U.S.

Citizens of the U.S. Federation: clean your own house. Fundamental socio-economic turmoil is coming to YOU - FIRST & OVERWHELMINGLY.

PREDICTIONS:

Complete U.S. crash within 24 months.

Even Bloomberg, albeit grudgingly, will soon refer to EU as "The World's Largest Economy."

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 16:17 | 1249043 LawsofPhysics
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Perhaps, will the E.U. come and get their pound of flesh when the Americans default?  

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 16:15 | 1249045 LawsofPhysics
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Perhaps, will the E.U. come and get their pound of flesh when the Americans default?  

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 16:22 | 1249066 vocational tainee
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Hey ho,european finance ministers meet in the moment in Brussels.

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 16:28 | 1249084 Slipmeanother
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Wall St and The City of London desperate for the EU and the Euro to fail. Their black propaganda has been exposed more than once.

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 17:08 | 1249249 AgShaman
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I wonder if they regret selling SLV Trust to BlackRock?

 http://www.investorplace.com/4912/top-bank-stocks-financials-bac-wfc-c-jpm-gs/

Wonder which one looks for a TBTF handout 1st...DB or BLK?

Maybe they already have...haven't most?

Probably a bit generous with some of those grades?

 

 

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 18:58 | 1249602 topcallingtroll
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We dont need credit rating agencies because the market will always snitch.

Sat, 05/07/2011 - 04:11 | 1250570 nauagos020
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i posted this comment on other articles here at zerohedge

so... here is Greek reality...

 

hello i am Greek.

I am a real estate developer (with no loan obligations) and even now in the so called greek-crisis i am building 5 apartment buildings, 1 office building and 2 holiday-residence complexes.

PLEASE listen carefully what i have to say about Greece.

Greece is one of the poorest countries but the Greeks (as an average) are very wealthy.

I am not talking about wealth being happy, healthy and so on.

Greeks (as an average) own more real estate that any other,

They do not rely on lending as much as other eauropeans or americans

They have gold (especially english gold pounds) that no average european or american has

I am not saying they are good people or that they have a lot of exports i am just saying they are wealthy.

However the wealth they have you cannot find it anywhere because it is no declared anywhere.

My friend that works for 850 euros per month has 4 acres of land outside the city near the sea, 24 gold coins (worth 6000 euros) he got as a gift from his family on the day he was born 25 years ago, and his own apartment he bought with no loan for 230000 euros (i am not talking about what his family owns but what he owns). How can this happen? he gets his 850 euros, he has a second job (as a plumber-not declared) that gets him another 850 euros (where he pays no taxes-poor Greece), he has a farm in the 4 acres that gets him minimum 1000 euros (from selling produce) also not declared anywhere (so he pays no taxes-poor Greece) and some times (3 or 4 times per year) he earns another 2000 to 2500 euros doing part time jobs  (like waiting or plumbing in hotels in summer-not declared and tax-free ofcourse). So he gets 10200 from his day job thatbecause in Greece until 12000 income you pay no tax he is tax free and 25000 euros from the rest that are tax free. so with a clean income of 35000 spending less that 9000 per year (no rent or mortgage) say 10000 with his vacations (health insurance and so on have been discounted from his 1050 euros pay giving him 850 euros) he gets 25000 euros in his bank each year.

That is why greek people are rich but Greece as a country is poor. The example i gave you can happen in smaller numbers (however not vry often) but at the most of time can be really magnified in case we talk about doctors, lawyers and so on that make  with the same method (these are real - calculated numbers) 200000 euros at least but they declare 12000 geting away tax free.

sure there are poor people and rich people like any country, sure there are people loosing their homes to the banks like every country.

But as an average believe me

Greeks are wealthy.

So whether Greece leaves Eurozone or not, whether drachma comes back it doesnt really matter.

All that matters is that the Banksters (Rothchilds and the gang -imf fed central bank of Greece...all properties of the same families...Rothchilds and the gang) come and get Greece for a  fraction of what it really costs. It is happening and it will continue to happen and the Greeks will beg for it to happen so that they continue to have theur 25000 at their bank accounts each year because they do not care what happens to the railway stations, the ports, the energy/water companies. They may even give them free like we did with Meganisi Island that the Rothcilds bought to build homes for the super rich just a cople of months ago(they bought land with value 60 mil euros for 6 mil euros).

To sum up...

do not worry about the Greeks just worry about Greece (but why should you-Greeks don't) and wahtever you do always remember it does not matter what you feel or what you do you are not in control no one except a few, very very few people are and what they want will happen and you DO NOT  know what will hapen NOONE does. You just guess.

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