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"Do You Read Zero Hedge?" A Review of Zero Hedge's Most Popular Articles of [All Time|2009]

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True, the decade is not really over, but no one called 1930 the "last year of the 20's," and given the reflective mood that seems to grip all of Western society whenever a year ending in "9" draws to a close, well, we thought we'd better embrace the trend now so that when some idiot with a pair of glow-in-the-dark "2010" glasses with holes in the zeros for his eyes tries to convince us to watch Roy Scheider over and over again in a celebratory, all-day, marathon screening of "2010," well, we can say we gave at the blog.

Instead, and in conjunction with your many suggestions, we took the opportunity to go back over Zero Hedge's posts and see what moved you, with an eye towards getting a sense of what Zero Hedge wants to read.  The results were quite interesting.  We thought readers would find it engaging both as a sort of "year in review" post, and, perhaps, in finding old material missed the first time around (or before the discovery of Zero Hedge).

Though this is by no means a comprehensive list, and we have omitted a number of "big hit count" posts that may have repeated the subject matter of those listed here, or otherwise be dull (what weighty relevance could our T-Shirt post have?) the list below represents a good sampling of some of the most popular articles, reproduced here in (very rough) ascending order of popularity:

One thing we learned very quickly is that, as often as not, title is a strong determiner of post popularity on Zero Hedge. "Tiny Mauritius Tells US To Shove Its Dollar, Buys 2 Metric Tons Of Gold From IMF At $1,115 An Ounce" was one such.  The news that a small island was buying gold en masse hit all the hot buttons:  Gold.  Banana republics. The dollar as a reserve currency.  (The swimsuit picture might have helped too).

Obviously, the FDIC has been a frequent target of our curiosity.  Along with increasingly obvious signs of an impending nervous breakdown in Sheila Bair's on-camera appearance, the recent dip of the Insurance Fund into red ink prompted "FDIC Discloses Deposit Insurance Fund Is Now Negative," which, while unsurprising to those of us who have been watching for some time, was a good reminder that when you base insurance rates on something other than real actuarial data (like say, the impact those rates might have on a bank's bottom line) you get bankrupt insurance [companies|funds].  Of course, since the FDIC can "literally never run out of money," none of that really matters.  Right?

One thing leads to another, so it's not surprising that "Peter Costa: 'The US Government Will Be Totally Bankrupt In A Year And A Half'" ends up right next to Sheila in the popularity list.  Government spending is, of course, an important topic to Zero Hedge readers.  (Also, you seem to like videos from CNBC.  We aren't sure what to make of this).

We were amused to no end on discovering that a CNBC video re-post was just below "CNBC Viewership Plunges 50% In October" on the popularity list.  To be fair, Zero Hedge has relentlessly hounded the bag of schnitzel that is CNBC on the ratings issue.  This particular post prompted an angry call from a fairly senior executive in CNBC's public relations arm to our never-complaining but often beleaguered (and uncompensated) Executive Vice President of Answering the Hot-line wherein the CNBC exec berated our hero for not calling him directly for comment before printing and accusing Zero Hedge of being a shill for the Fox network.  When asked if the figures discussed in the post were inaccurate CNBC exec reportedly paused before intoning: "Well, that's not the point, is it? You are comparing against our biggest ratings ever at the beginning of the crash!"  Yes.  And?

Huge selloffs often result in the dusting off of some version of "The 'Money On The Sidelines' Fallacy."  As a bit of silver lining lore, it is looking pretty tarnished.  That didn't stop our examination of it from being one of the top posts of the Summer.

A constant and early debate at Zero Hedge was the viability of a philosophy that included a wealth of Deep-dive analysis as a mainstay of our editorial strategy.  Would an audience entertain repeated and highly technical postings day after day and keep coming back for more?  Or would we drive away the interest if we did not dumb down the content.  As "deep-dive" goes, and begging the audiences pardon for the shameless self reference, my occasional pairings with Geoffrey Batt tend to peg the Zero Hedge complexity meter into the red with a combination of legal and financial wonkism.  "Is The Fed Facing Margin Calls From European Banks?" was no exception.  A hybridized subject matter including AIG, the circumventing of banking regulation, margin calls and backstopping by the Federal reserve combined to propel what was otherwise a highly technical post to one of the top 25 in Zero Hedge history, despite it being less than a month old.  Apparently, you Zero Hedge readers don't need "dumbing down" to remain interested.

It would be entirely impossible to catalogue a list of popular (or influential) posts at Zero Hedge without including "Is A Case Of Quant Trading Sabotage About To Destroy Goldman Sachs?" in a prominent spot.  Again, a combination of some classic Zero Hedge hot buttons (Goldman Sachs possibly influencing a young and impressionable U.S. Attorney, High Frequency Trading and the term "market manipulation") conspired to stress our servers.

Gold is a consistently popular theme at Zero Hedge so, in last month's runup, it wasn't hard to make some predictions a la "Is Gold Set To Hit $1,200 Within 24 Hours?"  Alas, we missed our call by 10 days.

Direct intervention in the equity markets by the Federal Reserve is a big "no-no."  But who cares when easy credit from the Fed can be used by primary dealers to go on a equity buying spree? We explored the answer to that question in "An Overview Of The Fed's Intervention In Equity Markets Via The Primary Dealer Credit Facility."  It was another highly technical (and yet highly popular) posting.  Kudos to you, oh, Zero Hedge reader of great complexity thirst.

We loves us some Janet Tavakoli.  So do you apparently, as the widespread interest in "Janet Tavakoli On Why Meltdown Risk Now Is Greater Than It Was In 2007" aptly demonstrated.  But then, who can fail to enjoy a firebrand like Tavakoli when she prompts the likes of Goldman Sachs to distraction?

One measure of Zero Hedge's success is the almost daunting stature of the many collaborators and guest posters our pages attract.  Articles with the likes of David Rosenberg as collaborators are, as one would suspect, intensely popular.  "The End Of The End Of The Recession" was no exception.

Need we insult you by explaining the popularity of "A Zero Hedge Petition: Break Debt Habit, Freeze The Debt Ceiling"?

It probably isn't a surprise that an article about phantom Treasury purchasers would be among Zero Hedge's top posts of all time.  That an article less than a week old would top many others with months of clicking under the belts already is, however, impressive.  Witness the massive click fest that was "Sprott Calls The Fed "A Ponzi Scheme" As Half A Trillion In Treasury Purchasers Are Unaccounted For".

The difference between real and nominal returns is oft ignored when the mainstream media engages in economic analysis based on equity prices.  Hence, our "DOW 10,000!!!! Oh Wait, Make That 7,537" got quite a lot of attention.  Never to be left out of the fun, the mainstream press has seemingly adopted the theme (10 weeks later).  We aren't holding our breath for attribution.

The Swiss Franc was redeemable in gold up until the year 2000.  Whatever else they are, the Swiss are stability obsessed.  Unsurprising, then, that "From Switzerland With No Love - Wegelin Bank Says Goodbye," a review of Wegelin's decision to abandon investment in the United States, drew so many Zero Hedge readers in.

As you might imagine, we hear a number of theories on why the Dollar is in a secular decline.  Still, our own analysis "Here Is Why The Dollar Is Now Effectively Worthless," used the apparently winning combination of QE and reserve analysis to wonder how anyone could ascribe a positive value to the fiat currency any longer.  Like it or not, you apparently enjoyed the discussion, as this post sailed effortlessly into our top ten of all time.

Closely behind was "Thousands Of Rusting Ship Hulls Are A Fitting Tribute To The Speculative Market Bubble," a bit of analysis that seems to have prompted a gaggle of writers worldwide to take a keen interest in satellite photos of idle shipping and GPS tracking sites for the world's mercantile fleet.  Of course, the obligatory flood of copy-cat analysis by more mainstream outlets followed hard upon.

My personal pick for best Zero Hedge post of all time "How The Federal Reserve Bailed Out The World" is also in the top five. I cannot imagine a forum in which this sort of analysis would ever find a public airing, or a place where readers could obtain a deeper understanding of the global interplay between central banks than is exemplified in this post.  Again, the fact that readers had a voracious appetite for the piece is a reminder than depth is not anathema to readership.

There is no way that, after a mere three days (and over the holidays no less),  "Brace For Impact: In 2010, Demand For US Fixed Income Has To Increase Elevenfold... Or Else" should be in the top four.  It is a deep, highly complex and analysis laden post.  True, there are colorful graphs, but even repeated readings by CNBC's color addled anchors could not explain the massive readership that hit this post on the afternoon of Christmas Day while the Christmas Ham (or non-denominational family dinner) was cooking in the other room.  Just, wow.

"Goldman Sachs Responds To Zero Hedge."  Yeah, so that was kind of popular.  Modest prevents us from further comment.

Arguments for the secrecy of the Federal Reserve, and pleadings for its continued independence, are always a big draw.  Still, we were surprised by the absolutely massive response to "Racketeering 101: Bailed Out Banks Threaten Systemic Collapse If Fed Discloses Information."  Massive enough, in fact, to make it the second most popular post on Zero Hedge.  Ever.

Number one "Shadowstats' John Williams: Prepare For The Hyperinflationary Great Depression" probably bears no further comment.

It has been a dauntingly popular year.  We look forward to the next one.  Join us? (Or die).


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Mon, 12/28/2009 - 16:39 | Link to Comment Anonymouse
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Love the countdown.  Are you taking long-distance dedications?


Great job ZH.  Keep your feet on the ground, and keep reaching for the stars

Mon, 12/28/2009 - 16:47 | Link to Comment Cognitive Dissonance
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Congratulations Zero Hedge on a fantastic first year. Judging by the amount of corporate and governmental corruption left to be scrutinized and commented upon (not to mention general evil doing as far as the eye can see) you'll have plenty of dirty laundry to launder for at least a few more years.


Mon, 12/28/2009 - 16:43 | Link to Comment nicholsong
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My favorite was that one story about the guy in that place with the thing.

Mon, 12/28/2009 - 17:33 | Link to Comment Handle with care
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That one wasn't bad, but the best one was the two guys arguing with the other guy about whether the thingamajig was still whatchamacallit.




I still reminisce about that one. 

Mon, 12/28/2009 - 17:55 | Link to Comment nicholsong
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Ah yes, that one gets me every time.

Mon, 12/28/2009 - 20:28 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Tue, 12/29/2009 - 01:45 | Link to Comment qqqqtrader
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Are we supposed to read the articles?

hmmmm... I've just been reading the titles, I better get busy

Tue, 12/29/2009 - 07:52 | Link to Comment Fur Trader
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Me too.  When time is tight I go from headline to comments right away.

I love ZH.  I love hearing my inner voice say " I didn't know that....", or better still, " I didn't know I didn't know that."

Tue, 12/29/2009 - 11:12 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Mon, 12/28/2009 - 17:10 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Mon, 12/28/2009 - 17:13 | Link to Comment besodemuerte
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Thanks for the list, now I can go over all that I missed this year by discovering ZH later than I would've liked!

Mon, 12/28/2009 - 17:18 | Link to Comment Oso
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yes, great work guys.  Im not sure what my view of reality would be like if ZH wasnt around.  I mean, i would have lower blood pressure, thats for sure.... but I wouldnt be happier ;)

Mon, 12/28/2009 - 17:20 | Link to Comment chumbawamba
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Sorry to rain on part of your parade, but I had read about the dormant shipping vessels at least a day or two before seeing it written about on ZH.

All the same, though...

The ZH Top Ten is simply a reflection that people want THE TRUTH, something that only ZH is apparently able to provide in a compelling way that draws throngs of readers.

Like I said before, this is the start of something very special.  The best is well yet to come.

I am Chumbawamba.

Mon, 12/28/2009 - 17:39 | Link to Comment Handle with care
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I'll back you up here as I also remember reading about several days before.  I discovered it on another board so it was also being discussed relatively widely on the interwebs before ZH posted it.


I have lost hope that the truth has any purchasing power in a system where every politician and mass media outlet is bought and paid for by the criminal proceeds of the actions they permit and abet. 


The level of corruption that is being revealed and is ongoing is beyond the worst nightmares of anyone and I think that most are still in a state of denial as accepting the truth as reality can only mean violent revolution.  So most will prefer to accept the panglossian propaganda rather than risk losing the little they have left.


We've reached a stage where no level of cynicism can keep up with reality

Tue, 12/29/2009 - 11:41 | Link to Comment Marley
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Thanks again ZH. 

"Most will perfer to accept the panglossian propaganda rather than risk losing the little they have left."  I would add that this is not a poor man's depression.  When those whom are less than three generations into the "upper class" are smacked back down, then possibly it will be they that revolt. Assuming they can leave their Starbucks cups and crack berries behind.  After all, you've got to have money to make or lose money.  This period of "good times" wasn't shared by all.  Look at the increasing disparity between the "rich" and the "poor".  So while you all cry into your $300 dollar bottles of wine this New Years, the real strife for life continues.

Mon, 12/28/2009 - 18:18 | Link to Comment Lou629
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"The ZH Top Ten is simply a reflection that people want THE TRUTH..."


I note that all the tinfoil that had been having an undue influence on the signal-to-noise ratio around here lately doesn't seem to have made it into the top ten either.  Kudos.

Mon, 12/28/2009 - 18:00 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Mon, 12/28/2009 - 23:00 | Link to Comment Lou629
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Sorry to see another no-count "Anon." post with nothing to add except the very thing you accuse me of.  You must surely be one of the tinfoil crowd posting anonymously.  Try to imagine my surprise.   By the way, my friends can call me "Louie", it's Mr. 629 to you, Asshole.

Tue, 12/29/2009 - 01:54 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Tue, 12/29/2009 - 11:43 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Mon, 12/28/2009 - 18:21 | Link to Comment VegasBD
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dormant shipping vessels bitches!

Mon, 12/28/2009 - 17:26 | Link to Comment phaesed
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ZH is the only financial news source I trust *shrug* Opinions are stated as opinions and facts are stated as facts. But the most important fact is that they report NEWS, not bank fluffer pieces. Thank you to all who contribute. (and yes, I do realize in the prior piece I actually dissented *gasp* :) )

Mon, 12/28/2009 - 17:29 | Link to Comment Anal_yst
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Thanks, MS, here's to hoping you, TD, etc don't give up on us anytime soon/ever.

Mon, 12/28/2009 - 17:40 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Mon, 12/28/2009 - 19:32 | Link to Comment dogbreath
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started as a mortgage company implode blog and then started tracking bank implosions and home builder implosions.



Mon, 12/28/2009 - 17:50 | Link to Comment Stoploss
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ZH is rooted in reality. To me, that is what seperates this site from any other. Keep up the excellent work!

Mon, 12/28/2009 - 17:54 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Mon, 12/28/2009 - 17:58 | Link to Comment Eternal Student
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And thanks to all at ZH for these great articles.

Speaking of Janet Tavakoli, here's an idea for a ZH money-raiser. How about a pin up calendar of the hot babes of finance? Women who are:

  1. A part of the financial world.
  2. Bright
  3. Hot, or at least good looking (I'll take brains and knowledge anytime).
  4. Not a shill.

My votes so far are:

  1. Marla
  2. Janet Tavakoli
  3. Meredith Witney
  4. Elizabeth Warren
  5. Diana Olick

Diana Olick is a maybe, as requirement #4 would eliminate most of the bimbo's as CNBC. But she's no bimbo, and pretty much tells it like it is.

Any other nominations?

Mon, 12/28/2009 - 18:25 | Link to Comment mule65
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Who could forget Erin Callan?

Mon, 12/28/2009 - 18:27 | Link to Comment VegasBD
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Amanda Drury.

Looks are all that matters to me. Maybe its a vegas thing...

Mon, 12/28/2009 - 20:57 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Tue, 12/29/2009 - 01:16 | Link to Comment tip e. canoe
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Mon, 12/28/2009 - 18:01 | Link to Comment Cursive
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My favorite story?  There have been many, but Sprott's QuEasyGate.  And it's still developing...

Mon, 12/28/2009 - 18:03 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Mon, 12/28/2009 - 18:07 | Link to Comment callistenes
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Thanks, there were some I missed while in Thailand trying to stay drunk and ignore Dubai.

Mon, 12/28/2009 - 18:09 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Mon, 12/28/2009 - 18:09 | Link to Comment Unscarred
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Given the obvious cumulative wattage held by ZH senior staff, I can only image the number of laughs had at our expense based upon the popularity (or lack thereof) for various posts over the past year (not to mention the comments, both individually and collectively).  As an experiment in human behavior, this would be truly fascinating data to peruse.

Also, I share Andy Dufresne's perspective as to what hooked me on ZH.  As they say the tongue is the only tool to grow sharper with use, your abilities as cunning linguists continue to impress, enlighten, and entertain.

Many congratulations to all of you, and I eagerly await 2010.

Mon, 12/28/2009 - 18:11 | Link to Comment nopat
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Graphs, goddamnit, I need graphs.  And charts.  Fucking bullet points, too many goddamn words!!!

Mon, 12/28/2009 - 18:48 | Link to Comment Hephasteus
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Nooooo!!!! Powerpoint has turned another brain to MUSH!!! LOL

Mon, 12/28/2009 - 18:11 | Link to Comment laughing_swordfish
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Great Reads every one.

For my part I prop ZH everywhere I can, and can tell you that I have at least two dozen folks now reading the site and participating, most with more technical financial knowledge than myself.

Zero Hedge is true "Samizdat" - the hidden truth that TPTB and their bought-and-paid-for mouthpieces don't want us even discussing, let alone finding out about.

Carry on and bring it in 2010!


KptLt. laughing swordfish

9er Unterseeboote Flotille

Mon, 12/28/2009 - 19:36 | Link to Comment dogbreath
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Zero Hedge is true "Samizdat"  !!!

Mon, 12/28/2009 - 18:12 | Link to Comment merehuman
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would love to hear any comment at all on Arrow trucking closing its doors over christmas. At minimum 1,400 drivers left stranded, told to leave truck.

Their last check bounced but the executives paid themselves well and first.

I wonder how they rank, they are not the biggest, but others may fall also due to retailers minimizing orders.  Lack of credit may also play in this.

Can i still get my beer and mtv?

Mon, 12/28/2009 - 18:28 | Link to Comment MsCreant
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I know someone who works at Ford. When I read him the news he told me that they have had this happen to them three times (ie the trucking outfit going bankrupt and leaving their cargo stranded where it sat and the trucker gone). He was not impressed with this as a news item, at all. I think the Christmas angle made it "newsworthy."

Mon, 12/28/2009 - 22:59 | Link to Comment merehuman
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Thanks MsCreant, 1,400 drivers means that many mortgages arent getting paid.

And that many trucks arent delivering, so to me its part of the ongoing crumbling of our society.

Tue, 12/29/2009 - 11:52 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Mon, 12/28/2009 - 18:12 | Link to Comment WaterWings
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Sorry Liesman.

Mon, 12/28/2009 - 18:19 | Link to Comment Handle with care
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I'd just like to add that what you're doing here is important. Really important.


Sites like ZH, Denningers Market Ticker, and others, whether you agree with all the opinions that intersperse the analysis, are at the very least trying to shine light on the dark spaces where the parasitic criminal classes lurk.


The bankers and their crony politicians can only conduct their thefts in the dark.  Exposed to the light they slither away.


Only by removing the cloak of shadow that covers their misdeeds do we have any chance at all at stopping and rescuing this nation and making the seeming inevitable slide to neo-feudalism a little less inevitable.


I for one deeply appreciate the work that all contributors to this site have made to lifting up the rocks and exposing the dark undersides to the light

Mon, 12/28/2009 - 18:21 | Link to Comment mule65
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I like RobotTrader.

Mon, 12/28/2009 - 18:33 | Link to Comment Miles Kendig
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What is so amazing is the idea that a site focused upon finance and the issues relating to it would resonate not only to its directed segment, financial professionals, but to a global audience of the interested. As a regular here that came from the non financial professional camp all I care to say is what a year, what potential and thanks to those professionals that have taken the time to educate and enlighten me along the way, what a place.

Tue, 12/29/2009 - 01:57 | Link to Comment faustian bargain
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Agreed, as another non-financial person I have learned a lot of important stuff here in the past few months.

Mon, 12/28/2009 - 18:35 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Mon, 12/28/2009 - 19:36 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Mon, 12/28/2009 - 18:39 | Link to Comment Enkidu
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"...or before the discovery of Zero Hedge" --- that bleak bleak time.

Mon, 12/28/2009 - 18:40 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Mon, 12/28/2009 - 18:47 | Link to Comment Hephasteus
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Popularity of articles is going to be hard to come by. I just did a why does zero hedge rock search at google and got 1,300,000 hits.

Mon, 12/28/2009 - 18:55 | Link to Comment geopol
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Zero Hedge is just a thought, a whisper, an idea, in a world not kind to freedom of expression, let's make it TBTF..

Mon, 12/28/2009 - 19:03 | Link to Comment MiningJunkie
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How come you guys have not yet been shut down by the bad guys from Treasury (T-Men) or the Fed (F-Men) or the current Administration (O-Men)? I am from Canada so this post means dick - however - I am indeed curious. After all, I am a C-Man...

Mon, 12/28/2009 - 21:19 | Link to Comment Argos
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The U.S. government is not that efficient.

Mon, 12/28/2009 - 19:05 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Mon, 12/28/2009 - 19:05 | Link to Comment fuu
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Thanks for feeding my head.

Mon, 12/28/2009 - 19:14 | Link to Comment putbuyer
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ZH is the site I visit the most. The rusty ships story scared the shit out of me and I have never stopped talking about it. The

article was jaw dropping and having my first ham for Christmas (we have always eaten cod fish), and being in the Hamptons talking to my banker relative - he knew about this, I was suprised.

I visit ZH for the truth. You guys are the best.



Tue, 12/29/2009 - 12:02 | Link to Comment nicholsong
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If you like rusting ships, you'll love the 26 Mile Long Glut of Idle Oil Tankers

Mon, 12/28/2009 - 19:16 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Mon, 12/28/2009 - 19:24 | Link to Comment Atoyota
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I'm a very recent reader of ZH

I must credit Karl Denninger and  maybe a couple other readers with the introduction. I am impressed with the well written intelligent content. Even so far as to link them to my facebook page.


Do not change a thing, this site is wonderful.



Mon, 12/28/2009 - 19:30 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Mon, 12/28/2009 - 19:33 | Link to Comment MsCreant
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OT, but not.

Here is a cute little muse story for the holiday season. Do you know this flavor?

Detained Americans had nuclear power site map, say Pakistan police

Police are trying to determine whether five Americans detained in Pakistan had planned to attack a complex that houses nuclear power facilities.

The young Muslim men, who are from the Washington DC area, were arrested in Pakistan earlier this month. Pakistani police and government officials have made a series of escalating and, at times, seemingly contradictory claims about the men's intentions. US officials have been far more cautious, but they, too, are looking at charging the men.

A Pakistani government official alleged on Saturday that the men had established contact with Taliban commanders and had planned to attack sites in Pakistan. Earlier, however, local police accused the five of intending to fight in Afghanistan after meeting militant leaders.

Mon, 12/28/2009 - 19:43 | Link to Comment anynonmous
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thanks for introducing us to David Rosenberg (I think)

Mon, 12/28/2009 - 19:51 | Link to Comment deadhead
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Enjoy it while you can you little ZH phucks.

I'm going to give one of my biggest "fuck you" reamjobs to you and your servers as soon as I get things all lined up for health care, further bank bailouts, getting rid of that phucking squirrel geithner, getting our boy bernanke firmly ensconced in his 2nd term to drive the mid term election effort, my mossad buddies taking out that phuck in iran, my new strategy to get a 3rd war going on in yemen, invasion of pakistan, confiscation of nukes from pakistan, cap and trade for my buddy lloyd, the nobel for barry for economics, driving my foot up pelosi's ass til it really hurts, keeping the lid on that chicago thing with fruitcake boy blogo and the tapes, putting visine in summer's diet coke, the 4th stimulus bill and a few other things that i've got up my sleeve.

Until then, you Zero Headjobs keep pissing me off.

Fuck you.



Mon, 12/28/2009 - 20:57 | Link to Comment fiasco
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iran is a peaceful country so i guess-a it's a target of the US

iran fully supports a jewish europe

yes, ahmadinejad is a buffoon but one man trying to pretend he runs a country is bound to look like a buffoon

no need to reply, i accept your apology for taking the mainstream media's interpretation of iran



Mon, 12/28/2009 - 21:23 | Link to Comment Windemup
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You should be ashamed using Gerry Garcia's icon with such language and hatrid.


Mon, 12/28/2009 - 22:00 | Link to Comment deadhead
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1. firstly, it is "jerry", not "gerry". i never criticize anybody's spelling on the internet but nobody who knows anything about the GD could possibly misspell Jerry's name.  And, the stealie was not his icon.

2. Jerry used the same "language".

3. I have no was a tongue in cheek on Rahm and the powers to be. I don't want to see anybody die unless it is from natural causes.



Mon, 12/28/2009 - 22:25 | Link to Comment fiasco
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deadhead runs for the roses

so you ok with iran?

Mon, 12/28/2009 - 22:39 | Link to Comment deadhead
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frankly, fiasco, most of your comments escape me. 

i have no idea what "runs for the roses" means.

i saw your assumption about mainstream media induced assessment of iran.

as to your question "so you ok with iran?", the best i will do for you is answer with a what the fuck.

i wish you only the best.

Mon, 12/28/2009 - 23:26 | Link to Comment fiasco
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you have no idea?

a deadhead doesn't want to live and is chicken to die, so jerry say run for the roses

you accept my apology for missing your ironic piece. it's because i no speak too good english




Tue, 12/29/2009 - 13:52 | Link to Comment MsCreant
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We need more Rahm, along with Phil Grahm and Ben Dover. Put it to us Rahm.

Mon, 12/28/2009 - 19:52 | Link to Comment anynonmous
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and thanks for facilitating the assemblage of a collection of characters including but not limited to:

Cheeky B - (still seems to be recovering from his stint in a CIA interrogation center - I thought they banned WB)

Chumb... - though given his post the other day I will disavow any knowledge of his existence

Mayhem - for his lectures on conspiracy theory

M Creant - for being M Creant

Leo - who is a good guy who does great posts despite his DailyKOS like politics (must be the Greek in him)

Andy, Bruce and Robo - for their excellent commentaries

and of course the hosts of ZH

Mon, 12/28/2009 - 21:15 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Mon, 12/28/2009 - 19:57 | Link to Comment Winisk
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Good to see Sprott represented here.  He and Embry first opened my eyes to the bearish perspective which immediately struck a chord with me.  What a breath of fresh air that was.  From there it was a short hop to the gold bug sites, Denninger, and the edgy full menu offered by ZH and it's commenters.  I could never have imagined how fun it would be to read about the inner machinery of the economy that is set to blow apart.  I sort of feel like a kid who was raised by dysfunctional parents, not realizing how insane they were until someone else provided the perspective of what normal should look like.  That's how important sites like this are.  It's a touchstone of sanity in an insane world.

Mon, 12/28/2009 - 21:01 | Link to Comment fiasco
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eh, bozo

if you invested with sprott and emery, you would have been crushed because they didn't think resources would fall with the financial meltdown.

the gold bugs have been wrong about gold stocks since 2003.  they never went up and they talk-a about the blow-off stage

when your grandmother take her pension to buy gold stocks

salt of the earth gold bugs!

Mon, 12/28/2009 - 21:33 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Mon, 12/28/2009 - 20:05 | Link to Comment Sqworl
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My favorite:



Mon, 12/28/2009 - 20:22 | Link to Comment RockyRacoon
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Don't know what I'd do without the crew at ZH.  Learned a lot and have studied more than I did in college.  Of course, all would be for naught if the articles were any less technical than they need to be to get the point(s) across.  Don't dumb-down anything.  If I, as a reader, cannot understand it then I need to.  Just because.

As for the comments, they are the best around.  Lots of new and supplemental information to search out.  Just now I was looking into the Arrow Trucking thing.  Just amazing and sad.  Those are families who are left stranded, not just drivers.  Not to mention the goods that were bought and paid for left abandoned.

I won't call out any of the commenters -- don't want to give you folks a case of the swell-head.  Very few junk posts are found here, and they don't last long as commenters.

Thanks to you all -- and a better year ahead.

Buy silver and gold!

Mon, 12/28/2009 - 20:22 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Mon, 12/28/2009 - 20:27 | Link to Comment fiasco
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when your body wants to laugh it goes to see a funny movie

when it wants to cry it goes to see a drama

when it needs to purge feelings of guilt, it goes to church

and now whatever the body needs to purge, it can go to the internet

the internet is a purging machine


what did you do?

you make-a me mad and cause me to raise my voice and now the bambino is waking up

you are purging your frustration

this is a redirection of intensities to stop action in the technological empire

be a man and act or be a pussy and log on

Tue, 12/29/2009 - 00:27 | Link to Comment TumblingDice
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The downtick today was caused by the masters of the universe selling some spoos to place an extra order of the internets for you to quell (purge? that is impossible) your disproportionate anger.

What kind of action are you talking about?

If you are dumb enough to think that his battle will be won with torches and pitchforks then by all means put that theory into practice first.

If you want entertainment, then watch CNBC.

If you tired of hearing the bad news and need therapy, then meditate or find a therapist.


If you think that the solution lies in the Truth, sound reason, education, and citizen action then you go to Zero Hedge.

Tue, 12/29/2009 - 01:42 | Link to Comment fiasco
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"the Truth, sound reason, education, and citizen action then you go to Zero Hedge"

bad news for you.  the zh manifesto say nothing about Truth and citizen action

zh are-a good anarchists that want-a liberate information.  that's crazy stuff no doubt so forget that last line

but citizen action is crazier

you-a mind equates your well-being with the truth.  nietzsche say you need a therapist

Tue, 12/29/2009 - 03:59 | Link to Comment TumblingDice
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Citizen action does not have to be crazy. It can be a simple thing like voting for the right person, done enough times. Seeing by your tone and previous posts you might mean to equate citizen action with violence, in which case I stand by my remark and call such a viewpoint stupid. Violence is only the answer when survival is the question. Not only that, but it is also very unlikely to work, even if it is successful.

I cannot define something that I can only approach, truth, so in the same way, I cannot equate anything with truth either. And not only that but I distinctly separated therapy from Zero Hedge (which I think is congruent with the truth), so I can't see how you came that conclusion.

Anyways, I find that most of your posts that I have seen are filled with anger, bitterness and provocation. Maybe you mean well but these emotions are not helpful to the purpose of this site, which, to my best knowledge, is to use liberated information to educate people to do well for themselves by voting better with both their dollars and their ballots.

Tue, 12/29/2009 - 11:51 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Tue, 12/29/2009 - 20:39 | Link to Comment TumblingDice
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Interesting point.

My logic does not lead to that though. The founding fathers did not equate citizen action with violence. They used violence as a last resort when the possibility for such citizen action as using representation in government was lost.

...And even if it did, an argument can be made that in the long term, their solution did not work either, since we have become an evil empire ourselves.

Tue, 12/29/2009 - 22:21 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Tue, 12/29/2009 - 10:16 | Link to Comment fiasco
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you want to meet outside of il dolce coffee shop tough guy

hey nietzsche, you think this guy should go to therapy because he use big letters for the stupido word spirit?

he said yes

and he give you the finger

sometime he babysit the bambino, he calls him his little ubermensch 

the zh manifesto is not the communist manifesto, as much as you like it to be

and the zh manifesto is anarchist.  sorry for you and the GHOST you believe in



Mon, 12/28/2009 - 20:28 | Link to Comment Hesperus
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Major kudos to all at ZH and to many of the frequent commenters from one of ZH's many silent readers.  These past 11 months have been an incredible education and an eye opening experience.  The documents you are able to present and the fact-based analysis is far beyond what's normally available in the blogosphere and on a par with my list of  the "best of the best" analysts (Rosenberg, Pomboy, Coxe et al).

Many of your "third party" contributors are not at the level of ZH original material.  Hopefully you will maintain the implied ZH "brand promise" and not further devolve in the contributor posts to a "Seeking Alpha" clone, overweighted with people "talking up their own book" or just pontificating without solid factual support.  Better screening or voting tools should help.

Congratulations to all!  Looking forward to even more in 2010.

Mon, 12/28/2009 - 21:25 | Link to Comment anynonmous
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in the course of any given day there are probably a couple of dozen good links that end up getting buried in comment sections of the various posts (often they are off topic yet they are worthwhile)

a suggestion - if ZH could provide a place to share links to articles / sites of interest other than under the various posts I think that would be great e.g. the link below to the exploding underwear

Mon, 12/28/2009 - 20:47 | Link to Comment anynonmous
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From ABC news

EXCLUSIVE: Photos of the Northwest Airlines Bomb

Mon, 12/28/2009 - 21:07 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Mon, 12/28/2009 - 21:11 | Link to Comment vanderrook
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The second I stumbled onto your site like a drunken mountebank (because I'm a mountebank, and I was drunk), I knew I was home.

I relive this anniversary every day by coming to this site- and being drunk.

No, not really....sometimes I'm stoned...

This is, hands down, one of the best sites for financial and market info- REAL info.

Mon, 12/28/2009 - 21:25 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Tue, 12/29/2009 - 22:57 | Link to Comment heatbarrier
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Look ! There's Tyler with the ZHedgers, standing like a stone wall !  

Zero Hedge, you ARE The First Brigade! Godspeed!

Mon, 12/28/2009 - 22:03 | Link to Comment MarcoPolo
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I am astonished at what you've been able to accomplish in <1yr. Making asymmetrical info flows (hft) an issue being an important one. Subscribe via rss & ignore comments generally. Too little value there - as is perhaps the case with this one. And the best thing you've done is DARPA. No change is coming top down. Solutions will be bottom up. Best wishes for a prosperous and successful 2010

Mon, 12/28/2009 - 22:29 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Mon, 12/28/2009 - 22:37 | Link to Comment lynnybee
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Yes.    I read ZEROHEDGE.    You know this website is doing everything right when a 59-year-old grandma from the midwest must read her ZEROHEDGE every day to get the truth.    Thank you, for educating me.    Sincerely .........

Tue, 12/29/2009 - 01:34 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Tue, 12/29/2009 - 09:12 | Link to Comment JR
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it's like asking the fox not only to guard the hen house but to provide the weekly updates on the state of the chicken farm...  Priceless! A P.J. O'Rourke!

Tue, 12/29/2009 - 00:47 | Link to Comment Kayman
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Thank you Tyler and Marla:

1. After I got my sea legs back, I discovered Zero Hedge. Now I get Macro information found nowhere else.

2. Don't rebut Goldman, but rebuke them anytime.

3. Janet Tavakoli is hot.

4. Yes, more discussion about solutions (see below)

It has been said:

There are those that make it happen

There are those that watch it happen

And there are those that wonder what happened.

Let us all try     making it happen.


As far as the wisdom of Gold, it seemed to be little publicized that Barrick Gold wiped out its entire equity by hedging their gold position(s).

And there is a good question in the Arrow Trucking "bankruptcy" ?  Who(m) is/are their financiers ?


Happy New Year !  Including all you FA's (Fearless Anonymous)

Tue, 12/29/2009 - 03:57 | Link to Comment TumblingDice
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My college textbooks couldn't hold a candle to the material here.

Thank you Zero Hedge and Happy New Year.

Tue, 12/29/2009 - 09:45 | Link to Comment JR
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Zero Hedge runs in front of the pack. Happy New Year, young 'un.

Tue, 12/29/2009 - 01:05 | Link to Comment digalert
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Keep up the good work ZH, you're providing a sorely lacking service today, honest journalism. thank you

Tue, 12/29/2009 - 01:19 | Link to Comment SilverIsKing
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ZH is awesome for sure but I rue the day when I go to ZH and get a 'site down' message due to an 'unfortunate technical incident.'  What's the back up plan?  Is there another URL and server ready to go if this one gets blown up?  www.???????.com?

Thank you TD, MS, et al and have a very Happy New Year!

Tue, 12/29/2009 - 01:50 | Link to Comment Grace
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I'm not a finance person (shocking.)

I spent my career building web sites and working hard to make them relivant & popular. (Boring.)

Since Netscape 1.0, in something like 1994, I have never seen a phenom like 0Hedge. (Google grovels at your feet.)

Not only have you - in less than 2 years, defied every benchmark I ever measured a site against - you also changed my view of reality, of life, of meaning, and Truth.

Not to mention the basis of conversation across the MSM, in coffee houses worldwide, and among the previously "unwashed" sheeple.

You WILL go down in the Saga of American history, alongside the like of Jefferson and Franklin. You are Poor Richard and the Federalist Papers for the 21st century.You are the Cato of our generation (and we need you as much, if not more than they needed Him!)

Thank You.

Do NOT stop, buckle, or bend. You only get one chance (most of us never get it at this level) to be THIS relivant, timely, and necessary to a greater cause. This is your moment. Give it.




Tue, 12/29/2009 - 08:05 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Tue, 12/29/2009 - 03:06 | Link to Comment Rick64
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Thank you for an intelligent alternative vs. the talking heads.

Tue, 12/29/2009 - 03:20 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Tue, 12/29/2009 - 04:32 | Link to Comment Stevm30
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Wall Street Journal says Fed proposes tool to drain cash - a FED cd for banks... awww how cute!  It's called a Treasury bill Bernanke you dumbass! 

So let me get this straight... we need to give banks money for their shit assets, in order TO SAVE THE SYSTEM!  Then... we need to offer them a lot of money for free... TO SAVE THE SYSTEM!  Then... we need to pay banks to hold that money in their vaults TO SAVE THE SYSTEM!

Anyone else getting dizzy with that logic? 

Tue, 12/29/2009 - 05:10 | Link to Comment Louise1
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All day, every day.


you are my heros


thank you

Tue, 12/29/2009 - 05:18 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Tue, 12/29/2009 - 09:00 | Link to Comment johnny9iron
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I never look at the pictures in ZH, I only read the articles.

Tue, 12/29/2009 - 09:06 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Tue, 12/29/2009 - 10:41 | Link to Comment Brother Revegen...
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Great job, Zero Hedge! my favorite site for today)

Tue, 12/29/2009 - 10:47 | Link to Comment BoyChristmas
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ZH, when the Feds/GS Mercs come, you can always crash at my place.

Tue, 12/29/2009 - 11:36 | Link to Comment AmenRa
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ZH is a must read!!! Thanks to you NASDAQ just stopped offering pre market and after hours quotes on the SPY. Bravo!!! Let the manipulations begin! LOL

No, really I've found myself looking for sources and explanations to better understand some topics. You can't find info this good in textbooks.

Tue, 12/29/2009 - 12:14 | Link to Comment Lndmvr
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Just a note on Arrow Trucking. I drove for them in 2001. First thing noticed was the quality of trainees. Face piercings, over 300lbs, etc. My training month was an exercise in trying not to jump out of the truck somewhere near to someone I knew so I wasn't stranded, seems the trainers had a running bet how many they could get to quit. Many new drivers wrecked thier trucks within the first month, over speed into turns, not being able to judge a turn in a damn truck stop for Christs sake! The money promise turned into a joke. I left after sitting 3 days in a parking lot only to have to run 28 days before seeing home. Most disgruntled drivers trashed the inside of thier trucks, crapped on the drivers seat, and bought thier own ticket home. The company had a crew just to go get these abandoned trucks. I would love to see a column hear concerning the problems of trucking companies. Drivers sitting in a stop with internet would give an earful.

Tue, 12/29/2009 - 21:11 | Link to Comment Sasquatch
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Thank you, ZH, for a great year amidst a crap year.

Please don't dumb-down the posts - if I, or anybody else, can't understand them, then it's a good reason for a learning experience.

As for personal favorites...well, I have enjoyed the hell out of the perpetual badgering of both GS and CNBC...the pieces and the running commentary have been a bright spot all year long!

Keep up the good work!

Wed, 12/30/2009 - 00:00 | Link to Comment elfuturo
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Fuck Conflicts of Interest!

For conflict free financial transactions:

Wed, 12/30/2009 - 07:06 | Link to Comment agrotera
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love ya love ya love ya!!!

Sun, 03/07/2010 - 03:42 | Link to Comment qqqqtrader
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Cruising through old posts ...

Thanks ZH crew for the great work you do!

Wish I had more time to read it ALL.




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