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Does DSK Have The Syph? Strauss-Kahn Housed In Facility For Inmates With Contagious Diseases

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Just when you thought the humiliation couldn't get any worse for DSK (all 5'8", 200 lbs of him)...

(Search for inmate 09132366L here)

And a quick click through to the description of the West Facility yields this...

West Facility (WF)
16-06 Hazen Street
East Elmhurst, NY  11370

Houses inmates with contagious diseases.

Either DSK has the syph (or something far worse... and let the conspiracy theories run amok here - "consensual sex" -> contagious diseases, do the math) or the uber-humiliation campaign is on like Donkey Kong.

Or is it just to protect his cellmates?



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Tue, 05/17/2011 - 14:31 | 1283900 stopthenewworldorder
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colloidal silver bitchez

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 14:51 | 1284059 redguard
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Tue, 05/17/2011 - 14:54 | 1284075 Iriestx
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Tue, 05/17/2011 - 15:02 | 1284103 tmosley
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Tue, 05/17/2011 - 16:18 | 1284460 mikhail kalashnikov
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TM, i usually love your insight, but this time you are wrong.

its not the juice, its the tribe of u$ury.

chosen ones, at your service, you sheep.

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 21:12 | 1285517 Moe Howard
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Not Jewe?

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 23:44 | 1285973 jeff montanye
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no, definitely jew.  ditto the guy now in charge, john lipsky.  he's also decades in the harness for the tbtf:  charmer i'm sure.  

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 15:10 | 1284112 Hard1
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Not sure about syph. Apparently he told the warden that he had a package of Greek and Portuguese AIDs that he needed to deliver urgently and they put them there.

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 15:12 | 1284177 Concentrated po...
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He's a disease whether he has the syph or not. 

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 15:31 | 1284222 nope-1004
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Banksters infected with a disease?

Should we be surprised?  It's comical to read, but NOT far fetched at all.


Tue, 05/17/2011 - 15:37 | 1284275 SparkyvonBellagio
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So he's a drooler and a dripper now? 



Tue, 05/17/2011 - 15:53 | 1284347 quintago
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Syph? Probably Gonorreha since the other inmates heard him yelling in the bathroom trying to take a piss, err, remember why he dropped the soap.

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 15:52 | 1284369 max2205
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this is a rumor to keep the bros away from his ass... literally

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 16:49 | 1284622 Bob
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He's in "protective custody" which is administrative segregation.  Single occupancy cells, out of cell one hour per day (picture Bradley Manning without the active humiliation and emotional abuse.)

I'm not familiar with the facility he's in, but it may be simply that the segregation unit happens to be in the health building.  Or maybe he's trying to pull special treatment by whining about a health problem . . . setting up an additional factor to be exploited at his bail hearing.

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 18:01 | 1284906 e_goldstein
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That's unfortunate. I was hoping he was to be gang-raped by inmates with contagious diseases.

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 20:16 | 1285325 Mr. Mandelbrot
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This is just a ruse not to get butt-fucked . . .

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 14:29 | 1283908 FunkyMonkeyBoy
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Look, i hate all these 'elite' filth scumbags as much as the next man... but this looks like a complete setup. I bet Julian is thinking he got off lightly with the way he was set-up.

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 14:29 | 1283918 Mongo
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Enjoy the show man!

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 14:34 | 1283953 Al Huxley
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True enough, but what did he do to bring down the wrath of his superiors?  He appeared to be a reliable team player...

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 14:49 | 1284049 Robslob
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Media wins again!

Both dailynews and nyp get paid $1M each for printing these stories!

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 15:57 | 1284231 GoinFawr
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!! Say, that gives me an idea... do you think DSK's handlers would pay in silver/gold? For the right price I could toady up an exposi... er, article on how DSK saved my family from terrorists. Or do you think Niall Ferguson is already on it? (After all, when it comes to obsequious fawning over the banker class nobody can compete with that schnorrer.)

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 02:51 | 1286241 Carl Spackler
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So what exactly is "the right price"?

1000 or 2000 troy ounces?

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 15:22 | 1284200 Newsboy
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Don't forget Defense #1:

"I couldn't have done it. I was eating-out with my daughter at the time"

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 15:48 | 1284349 macholatte
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Lawyer #1 - He wasn't even there. Mistaken identity. My client is innocent.

Lawyer #2 - Yea he did it, but she begged for it. My client is innocent.


Tue, 05/17/2011 - 16:11 | 1284444 Gyro Gearloose
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His daughter works as a maid?   Could be possible as it's likely he has some running around that he wasn't aware of.

Shall we add incest to the list?

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 16:34 | 1284535 Fish Gone Bad
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If someone is going to confess to incest, might as well confess to the Divine three: incest, murder, and cannibalism.

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 17:03 | 1284705 trav7777
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jeez...the wife wired $1M cash within basically hours.

How nice it must be to have $1M laying the fuck around.

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 19:14 | 1285156 knukles
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Just like all public servants, worldwide.
And you guys thought the Oligarchs were a rock group from Russia.

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 19:53 | 1285272 spekulatn
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jeez...the wife wired $1M cash within basically hours.

How nice it must be to have $1M laying the fuck around.


Its the new socialism.

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 22:42 | 1285831 macholatte
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that was a non-recourse, zero interest loan from the IMF with no payments until 2199.

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 14:54 | 1284061 Arkadaba
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"He appeared to be a reliable team player..."

Or maybe not ...


Wed, 05/18/2011 - 09:21 | 1286649 awakened
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incomplete link, s/b

if he had forgotten the words from the summercamp ritual at Bohemian Grove...

"Say thous mocking spirit. It is not all a dream. We know thou waitest for us. When this our Sylvan holiday has ended, we shall meet thee and fight thee as of old and some of us prevail against thee and some thou shalt destroy."

...I'm sure he is remembering them now because he is a part of one big happy family. And once a person joins, whether formally or not, they can probably never leave.

"But, this to we know. Year after year, within this happy grove, our fellowship bans the (binds thee?) for a space. Thine malevolence which would pursue us here has lost its power under these friendly trees. So shall we burn thee once again this night and with the flames that eat thine effigy we shall read the sign. Mid-summer sets us free!

Dull Care: Ye shall burn me once again?(Laughter) Not with these flames which hither ye have brought from regions where I reign. Ye fools and priests. I spit upon your fire!"

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 14:43 | 1283982 AR15AU
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Also want to just say that I hold no sympathy for any of these globalists and high politicians... but I've never seen anything so manufactured in my life. It kinda reminds me of the Scooter Libby takedown. Spitzer too.

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 14:52 | 1284050 NotApplicable
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You seem to be forgetting that those takedowns, while manufactured, are very real. Besides, Scooter took the fall on purpose in order to spare Darth Cheney.

BTW, all application of the law is manufactured, as a DA or LEO has to decide whether or not to pursue any case.

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 14:51 | 1284057 Things that go bump
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I'm sure that there is something he deserves this for.  Karma is a bitch.

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 15:17 | 1284183 francis_sawyer
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Well, at minimum...

Somebody's KARma just ran over his DOGma...

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 15:10 | 1284152 Natasha
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No one that keeps it in their pants gets trapped in a honey pot.

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 15:46 | 1284335 DoChenRollingBearing
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Well said.

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 21:14 | 1285537 Moe Howard
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Or a poop chute.

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 15:14 | 1284184 wandstrasse
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that I hold no sympathy for any of these globalists and high politicians

yes, there are three kinds of world elite:

- one third are violent and cynical assholes (like DSK)

- one third are cynical assholes

- one third are 'just' assholes.

one got to be happy that they chose their victim out of the worst kind. One less is very little but better than nothing.

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 19:21 | 1285172 knukles
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My wife keeps telling me I'm an asshole.  I'll mention this to her that she'd best treat me better.  

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 14:40 | 1283985 Robslob
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You got banker envy or empathy.

Seek help ASAP

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 14:47 | 1284039 NotApplicable
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Julian was set up by his own people in order to get some eyeballs, and to create a facade of credibility for his story (you'll notice it was all contrived theater, and went nowhere). He is nothing but a Rothschild psyop, as evidenced by his housing, and his lawyers. He may believe he is legit, but he is very much a tool of the elite.

As for a DSK setup... well, while I have to retain my skepticism given the external ramifications of his incarceration, this is exactly the kind of behavior that gives one admittance to "The Club." Why? Because they blackmail each other (though they refer to it as loyalty) with everyone being in a network that has dirt on each of them. This is why secret societies (and non secret) have initiations.

DSK's behavior is no different than Al Gore, Ahnold, or any other puppet sitting in a seat of power. Sexual deviancies are a good tool of control, as it involves both risk and reward, all wrapped up in one orgasm. As for syph, well, I'm assuming they all have it, given their hedonic lifestyle (wife-swapping, anyone?). The only ones who don't would be the pedos who go for the unspoiled goods.

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 19:22 | 1285178 knukles
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Butt Bangin' at the Bohemian Grove!

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 16:52 | 1284643 Abitdodgie
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No honour amongst thieves , like they would do it to us in a hart beat.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 10:08 | 1286794 e_goldstein
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Sure, but Karma is still a bitch.

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 14:29 | 1283911 Mongo
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Tue, 05/17/2011 - 14:33 | 1283924 Gubbmint Cheese
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he has bailouttia keynesianitis..

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 14:34 | 1283960 francis_sawyer
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This is what happens to 'Gubbmint Cheese' eating surrender monkeys...

no offense to YOU GC :-)


Tue, 05/17/2011 - 14:51 | 1284058 Gubbmint Cheese
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Tue, 05/17/2011 - 14:45 | 1284035 nmewn
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An STD for DSK.

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 15:01 | 1284120 Miss Expectations
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Tue, 05/17/2011 - 15:04 | 1284141 Arkadaba
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Tue, 05/17/2011 - 15:09 | 1284158 hedgeless_horseman
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Tue, 05/17/2011 - 15:23 | 1284201 Cash_is_Trash
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Tue, 05/17/2011 - 14:33 | 1283925 DoChenRollingBearing
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Hee hee hee.

Die horribly, bitch DSK.

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 14:37 | 1283983 WALLST8MY8BALL
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With any luck he will get his turn to be the chamber maid

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 14:55 | 1284065 disabledvet
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while "rockin' out to Zeppelin's Livin' Lovin' Maid" let's hope.

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 19:21 | 1285186 knukles
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Zappa's "Baby take out your teeth"

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 15:18 | 1284196 francis_sawyer
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What the hell was a FRENCH guy doing going after a MAID in America?

I'm going to have to re-think all my 'french maid' fantasies...


Tue, 05/17/2011 - 16:46 | 1284603 Arkadaba
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+ really laughing out loud

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 02:59 | 1286249 Carl Spackler
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+10,000  The French maid thing has been exposed as a fake.

Now, it is the New York maid fantasy.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 02:59 | 1286250 Carl Spackler
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+10,000  The French maid thing has been exposed as a fake.

Now, it is the New York maid fantasy.

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 15:23 | 1284202 uhb
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Yes! +1000.

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 14:33 | 1283926 Cash_is_Trash
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Charge: Sodomy


Tue, 05/17/2011 - 15:22 | 1284175 hedgeless_horseman
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This is not fair!  How can we expect a french banker to know there is a law against fucking someone in the ass?

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 15:31 | 1284251 nope-1004
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Tue, 05/17/2011 - 14:34 | 1283929 BigJim
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Be ironic if this is because the woman he (allegedly) raped was... HIV positive.

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 14:36 | 1283948 TheTmfreak
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Why do you have to be so HIV negative all the time?

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 15:32 | 1284262 Votewithabullet
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Big jim is a homophobe. From the latin meaning fear of faggots. He thinks they're gonna take over the world and ruin Gods plan. I'm from southern Ohio I know this fear well. In third grade a popular joke was rod stewart had to have his stomach pumped cuz he swallowed too much semen. I remember thinking these homos cant be real...then I moved to Naples and I was like ohhhhhh.

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 16:57 | 1284673 BigJim
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Since when does suggesting someone might have acquired HIV because they raped an HIV positive woman = homophobia?

BTW - For the record, I don't have any problem with faggots. Even if they ARE taking over the world one stomach at a time.

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 17:47 | 1284854 Ratscam
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U talking of Barrack Hussein Oh?

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 23:01 | 1285892 Moe Howard
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So let me get this straight.... That story about rod stewart was a joke. I thought it was a true story.

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 14:35 | 1283930 Mercury
Tue, 05/17/2011 - 14:42 | 1284001 WALLST8MY8BALL
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But it was Nothing but a Party! Hey is Magic Dick still alive?

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 14:47 | 1284015 Mercury
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- on the lickin' stick?  Yeah, I think so.

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 14:34 | 1283931 carbonmutant
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I'm not touching this with a 10ft. pole...

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 14:31 | 1283932 alien-IQ
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this is getting Kafkaesque.

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 14:31 | 1283933 Hugh G Rection
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He's being housed in the special cockmeat sandwich section of PC

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 14:34 | 1283937 Newsboy
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I hate to be a wet blanket, but that facility is probably designed to isolate people with contageous diseases from each other, ie. the general prison population. They are just trying to find a secure spot for DSK, without embarrasingly inhumane conditions, which they can't afford to talk about. Good bet he's got Herpes, though... (Just on the general odds for his age and number of lifetime sexual partners)

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 14:37 | 1283981 Mercury
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Rather be there than a Parisian prison...or even a Parisian bathroom.

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 14:32 | 1283940 HUGE_Gamma
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people from countries were prostitution is legal dont normally do these things..i cant imgine this guy is stupid enough to commit aggravated rape/ sexual assault like this.

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 14:39 | 1284003 Mercury
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But people who have an overwhelming sense of entitlement, superiority and immunity do.

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 14:51 | 1284054 Mec-sick-o
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Syph if untreated, it may affect the brain, and become mad or crazy.  He forgot to make a STD test.

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 16:16 | 1284453 tired1
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When Lenin was embalmed, it was found that most of his brain was rotted out due to syph.

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 17:29 | 1284809 nmewn
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Karl too ;-)

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 14:54 | 1284060 NotApplicable
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"Power is the ultimate aphrodisiac" -- Henry Kissinger

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 14:54 | 1284080 pesamystik
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Listen, you will never even come close to the power trip this guy gets all the time. He can make or break a nation, is rich, and was about to lead France. He felt like raping this maid because he has gotten away with raping women before, simple as that. You're all a bunch of fucking losers who think everything is a "setup" or some conspiracy theory without looking at the obvious. He's a psychopath with too much power who has a LONG history of this type of thing.

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 15:07 | 1284142 Jonas Parker
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I agree with Pesamystic. This guy is just a piece of euro-trash who figured that he could get away with doing anything he wanted to a "mere hotel maid". No big conspiracy here, just an elitist snob who found out that NYC, USA wasn't Paris France. I hope he likes his new "best friend" Bubba. If he didn't have a disease when arrested, he will by the time he gets out. Couldn't happen to a more deserving POS.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 07:40 | 1286423 dollarslide
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+1 "NYC, USA wasn't Paris, France."

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 15:24 | 1284208 francis_sawyer
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"He's a psychopath with too much power"...

Not anymore...

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 16:13 | 1284441 SokPOTUS
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^^^^ Channeling Jacques Clouseau?  You Rock f_s!

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 00:06 | 1286013 StychoKiller
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Pardon M'seur, but do you have a license for your minky?

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 15:54 | 1284363 Al Huxley
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Yeah, he's a psychopath with too much power... That's the thing.  Someone with that kind of power and connections gets taken down and humiliated in such a public way (as opposed to just buying his way out of it) is what makes it suspicious.  You really think there's one set of laws that applies to everyone?

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 04:53 | 1284693 Arkadaba
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Sounds like the guy was a bit of a pig but these charges ... just don't wash.

Who knows if there may have been some socio-economic factors that made the maid think she had to do it but at her age - no. Unless he threatened her with some weapon - there is no way a woman would participate in oral sex against her will. You just close your lips and if it is forced in - nip it! 

I could be completely wrong on this but as of now - no

Edit: And to whoever junked me I am women ( First time I got hit on and not wanting it I was 13 (my brother's hockey coach). I punched him - hard.

Sorry not just buying this scenario. 

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 20:07 | 1285313 dogbreath
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so if the maid ran to her coworker who used her handheld radio to tell all other house keepers and their supervison what just went down.  Then all those house keepers text messaged all the boyfriends and husbands etc ......................too many people need a million bucks.  How many friends do you think dsk really has.    They couldn't hush this up so its more like dsk is a casualty of war for whirled peas 

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 03:05 | 1286257 Carl Spackler
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Bingo !

This is the "elephant in the room," and pesamystik nailed it (unlike DSK...who may have or may not have...the evidence will speak).

DSK is a common psychopath living in his own little world without rules common to the rest of (western) society.

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 14:57 | 1284097 Muir
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"people from countries were prostitution is legal dont normally do these things..i cant imgine this guy is stupid enough to commit aggravated rape/ sexual assault like this."

I'm gonna just chalk this up to a guess that you are under 30 years old and let it go at that.

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 19:35 | 1285223 knukles
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Tee heeh...  Powerless and Clueless

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 15:08 | 1284113 lizzy36
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Oh he believed he was soooo clever, he thought would never be caught.

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 15:02 | 1284127 Things that go bump
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Yes, but insanity is a sympton of late-stage syphillis.  

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 15:41 | 1284303 I am a Man I am...
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i hope you are kidding

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 14:32 | 1283941 Careless Whisper
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i'm calling bullshit. misleading post. beneath tyler.

this particular inmate unit is used for diseased inmates OR high profile inmates in order to keep them away from the other alleged rapists, thugs, bloods and crips, etc.


Tue, 05/17/2011 - 14:39 | 1283972 lizzy36
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Come on it is funny.

We should have a laugh at his expense for once. He has been laughing at us for years.

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 15:11 | 1284153 Rick64
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Yes, and he's getting free healthcare. No austerity measures in prison.

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 15:29 | 1284235 Rodent Freikorps
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The atmosphere is a bit spartan, though.

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 16:00 | 1284392 TwelfthVulture
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The Spartans were Greek fags, were they not?

God, it seems, does have a wry sense of humor.

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 16:38 | 1284563 JimBowie1958
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No, the Spartans were not homosexuals and their practice of pederasty did not involve sexual favors from young boys as occurred through much of the rest of Greece.

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 14:39 | 1284005 Irwin Fletcher
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Also, the header says 5'10", but the rap sheet says 5'8". Just to be sure, he's probably being tested for little man's syndrome.

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 14:57 | 1284098 Cognitive Dissonance
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Or little dick syndrome. Or are they the same?  :>)

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 15:34 | 1284247 Ripped Chunk
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CD, still jousting with these folks on ZH?

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 15:42 | 1284304 Cognitive Dissonance
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Just practicing my own form of insanity. You know, same thing but expecting different results. My only saving grace is that I know I'm insane and thus I get to thoroughly enjoy my madness.

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 19:22 | 1285180 Irwin Fletcher
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Who you callin "these folks"?

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 14:32 | 1283942 SecondComing
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For your consideration: The DSK-SA001 Sperm Analyzer.

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 14:35 | 1283968 Newsboy
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+++ !

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 15:46 | 1284325 I am a Man I am...
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Wed, 05/18/2011 - 00:14 | 1286027 StychoKiller
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Just glad I no longer have to worry about the velocity of my swimmers! :>D

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 14:35 | 1283943 Bubbles...bubbl...
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If he didn't, he does now...

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 14:39 | 1283971 Cocomaan
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Beat me to it!

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 14:54 | 1284062 buzzsaw99
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Sharing a cell with Ben Dover bichez!

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 15:23 | 1284211 francis_sawyer
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& C. Howard Fields

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 15:29 | 1284227 francis_sawyer
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Tue, 05/17/2011 - 14:35 | 1283944 theprofromdover
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May the farce be with you.

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 14:33 | 1283945 Vuvuzela
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He will die in less then 6 months due to age and health condition  LOL The guy knows to much and if he starts talking will be like a Haarp tornado on steroids


Thats my prediction


PS. look how many peoples died in conection with the Bp oil spill. We say in Europe "If you try to piss against the wind you get wet" and this guy got wet

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 14:33 | 1283946 Robslob
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If she was forced to swallow the D.A. may have an open and shut case!?!

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 14:56 | 1284071 Dr. Acula
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This whole thing leaves a bad taste in my mouth.

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 14:34 | 1283952 Sokhmate
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He's syphysticated, so he got a gonorrheal placement. He's allowed unlimited congugal visits  from Clamedia, the big titted nurse.

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 14:34 | 1283954 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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Well when you take it from the New World Order you get a "basket" of diseases.

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 14:37 | 1283955 surfwon
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you just can't make this shit up!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 14:38 | 1283962 lsbumblebee
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Now he'll never get a date.

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 14:38 | 1283964 Rodent Freikorps
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Gotta protect the general population from that Parisian taint.

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 14:36 | 1283965 john39
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black soul disease, common among banker class.

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 14:39 | 1283969 monmick
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He simply doesn't smell very good; like all his countrymen...

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 16:28 | 1284521 gmrpeabody
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-1      Hitting below the belt!   ;- )

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 14:39 | 1283973 scratch_and_sniff
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He did her in the bum, so this is obviously a precautionary measure.

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 14:39 | 1283974 disabledvet
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"That's GHENGHIS Kahn to you now.  Now YOU...with the KNIFE in my back--and the HUGE hooters.  What's your question?" 

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 14:39 | 1283975 surfwon
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his attorney will argue they need to release him (no pun intended) because he is deathly ill


Tue, 05/17/2011 - 14:36 | 1283976 docloxvio
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Get the popcorn ready!

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 14:40 | 1283977 Ecoman11
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He better not drop that bar of soap!

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 14:40 | 1283986 Rusty Shorts
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Damn-it, Kahn must have pissed off Satan himself. Talk about gettin Monkeyhammered

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 14:38 | 1283989 sabra1
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maybe he'll get off on good behavior!

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 14:41 | 1283995 Arius
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or the uber-humiliation campaign is on like Donkey Kong.

...he knows too much - unfortunately....

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 14:41 | 1283996 surfwon
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he got off already

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 14:45 | 1284018 Michael Victory
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love it.

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 14:45 | 1284023 velobabe
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tyler, it says 5' 8" on that document you have posted, not 5'10" like you wrote.

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 14:43 | 1284024 Byronio
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Today show this morning showed a quote from DSK about his most important:

"money, women and my Judaism"

You know what happens if a White guy goes to Rikers? Oh yeah.

For this Judaic dude, protective custody just the guards bring  him food. He is safe from inmates.

According to Today show and BBC.

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 15:02 | 1284111 velobabe
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i don't know what happens to a white guy going into rikers? i tried to goggle it but didn't really find a match. doesn't look to good inside that institution.

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 14:46 | 1284025 surfwon
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yes 5'8 200 lbs.....little pilsbury dough boy they will roll in flour and look for a wet spot

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 14:44 | 1284029 Natasha
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Uh oh, I hope that hotel housekeeper doesn't end up with it as well. Oh man. Talk about adding insult to injury...yikes.

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