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Does DSK Have The Syph? Strauss-Kahn Housed In Facility For Inmates With Contagious Diseases

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Just when you thought the humiliation couldn't get any worse for DSK (all 5'8", 200 lbs of him)...

(Search for inmate 09132366L here)

And a quick click through to the description of the West Facility yields this...

West Facility (WF)
16-06 Hazen Street
East Elmhurst, NY  11370

Houses inmates with contagious diseases.

Either DSK has the syph (or something far worse... and let the conspiracy theories run amok here - "consensual sex" -> contagious diseases, do the math) or the uber-humiliation campaign is on like Donkey Kong.

Or is it just to protect his cellmates?

 

 


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Tue, 05/17/2011 - 14:31 | Link to Comment stopthenewworldorder
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colloidal silver bitchez

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 14:51 | Link to Comment redguard
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Race:Other?

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 14:54 | Link to Comment Iriestx
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Jew.

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 15:02 | Link to Comment tmosley
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It's spelled JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 16:18 | Link to Comment mikhail kalashnikov
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TM, i usually love your insight, but this time you are wrong.

its not the juice, its the tribe of u$ury.

chosen ones, at your service, you sheep.

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 21:12 | Link to Comment Moe Howard
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Not Jewe?

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 23:44 | Link to Comment jeff montanye
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no, definitely jew.  ditto the guy now in charge, john lipsky.  he's also decades in the harness for the tbtf: http://www.imf.org/external/np/omd/bios/jl.htm.  charmer i'm sure.  

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 15:10 | Link to Comment Hard1
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Not sure about syph. Apparently he told the warden that he had a package of Greek and Portuguese AIDs that he needed to deliver urgently and they put them there.

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 15:12 | Link to Comment Concentrated po...
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He's a disease whether he has the syph or not. 

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 15:31 | Link to Comment nope-1004
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Banksters infected with a disease?

Should we be surprised?  It's comical to read, but NOT far fetched at all.

 

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 15:37 | Link to Comment SparkyvonBellagio
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So he's a drooler and a dripper now? 

 

LOL

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 15:53 | Link to Comment quintago
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Syph? Probably Gonorreha since the other inmates heard him yelling in the bathroom trying to take a piss, err, remember why he dropped the soap.

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 15:52 | Link to Comment max2205
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this is a rumor to keep the bros away from his ass... literally

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 16:49 | Link to Comment Bob
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He's in "protective custody" which is administrative segregation.  Single occupancy cells, out of cell one hour per day (picture Bradley Manning without the active humiliation and emotional abuse.)

I'm not familiar with the facility he's in, but it may be simply that the segregation unit happens to be in the health building.  Or maybe he's trying to pull special treatment by whining about a health problem . . . setting up an additional factor to be exploited at his bail hearing.

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 18:01 | Link to Comment e_goldstein
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That's unfortunate. I was hoping he was to be gang-raped by inmates with contagious diseases.

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 20:16 | Link to Comment Mr. Mandelbrot
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This is just a ruse not to get butt-fucked . . .

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 14:29 | Link to Comment FunkyMonkeyBoy
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Look, i hate all these 'elite' filth scumbags as much as the next man... but this looks like a complete setup. I bet Julian is thinking he got off lightly with the way he was set-up.

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 14:29 | Link to Comment Mongo
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Enjoy the show man!

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 14:34 | Link to Comment Al Huxley
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True enough, but what did he do to bring down the wrath of his superiors?  He appeared to be a reliable team player...

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 14:49 | Link to Comment Robslob
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Media wins again!

Both dailynews and nyp get paid $1M each for printing these stories!

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 15:57 | Link to Comment GoinFawr
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!! Say, that gives me an idea... do you think DSK's handlers would pay in silver/gold? For the right price I could toady up an exposi... er, article on how DSK saved my family from terrorists. Or do you think Niall Ferguson is already on it? (After all, when it comes to obsequious fawning over the banker class nobody can compete with that schnorrer.)

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 02:51 | Link to Comment Carl Spackler
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So what exactly is "the right price"?

1000 or 2000 troy ounces?

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 15:22 | Link to Comment Newsboy
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Don't forget Defense #1:

"I couldn't have done it. I was eating-out with my daughter at the time"

http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/05/16/us-strausskahn-alibi-idUSTRE74...

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 15:48 | Link to Comment macholatte
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Fascinating.

Lawyer #1 - He wasn't even there. Mistaken identity. My client is innocent.

Lawyer #2 - Yea he did it, but she begged for it. My client is innocent.

 

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 16:11 | Link to Comment Gyro Gearloose
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His daughter works as a maid?   Could be possible as it's likely he has some running around that he wasn't aware of.

Shall we add incest to the list?

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 16:34 | Link to Comment Fish Gone Bad
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If someone is going to confess to incest, might as well confess to the Divine three: incest, murder, and cannibalism.

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 17:03 | Link to Comment trav7777
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jeez...the wife wired $1M cash within basically hours.

How nice it must be to have $1M laying the fuck around.

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 19:14 | Link to Comment knukles
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Just like all public servants, worldwide.
And you guys thought the Oligarchs were a rock group from Russia.

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 19:53 | Link to Comment spekulatn
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jeez...the wife wired $1M cash within basically hours.

How nice it must be to have $1M laying the fuck around.

 

Its the new socialism.

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 22:42 | Link to Comment macholatte
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that was a non-recourse, zero interest loan from the IMF with no payments until 2199.

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 14:54 | Link to Comment Arkadaba
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"He appeared to be a reliable team player..."

Or maybe not ...

http://www.informationclearinghouse.info/article2810

 

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 09:21 | Link to Comment awakened
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incomplete link, s/b

http://www.informationclearinghouse.info/article28103.htm

if he had forgotten the words from the summercamp ritual at Bohemian Grove...

"Say thous mocking spirit. It is not all a dream. We know thou waitest for us. When this our Sylvan holiday has ended, we shall meet thee and fight thee as of old and some of us prevail against thee and some thou shalt destroy."

...I'm sure he is remembering them now because he is a part of one big happy family. And once a person joins, whether formally or not, they can probably never leave.

"But, this to we know. Year after year, within this happy grove, our fellowship bans the (binds thee?) for a space. Thine malevolence which would pursue us here has lost its power under these friendly trees. So shall we burn thee once again this night and with the flames that eat thine effigy we shall read the sign. Mid-summer sets us free!

Dull Care: Ye shall burn me once again?(Laughter) Not with these flames which hither ye have brought from regions where I reign. Ye fools and priests. I spit upon your fire!"

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 14:43 | Link to Comment AR15AU
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No KIDDING...  

Also want to just say that I hold no sympathy for any of these globalists and high politicians... but I've never seen anything so manufactured in my life. It kinda reminds me of the Scooter Libby takedown. Spitzer too.

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 14:52 | Link to Comment NotApplicable
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You seem to be forgetting that those takedowns, while manufactured, are very real. Besides, Scooter took the fall on purpose in order to spare Darth Cheney.

BTW, all application of the law is manufactured, as a DA or LEO has to decide whether or not to pursue any case.

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 14:51 | Link to Comment Things that go bump
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I'm sure that there is something he deserves this for.  Karma is a bitch.

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 15:17 | Link to Comment francis_sawyer
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Well, at minimum...

Somebody's KARma just ran over his DOGma...

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 15:10 | Link to Comment Natasha
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No one that keeps it in their pants gets trapped in a honey pot.

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 15:46 | Link to Comment DoChenRollingBearing
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Well said.

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 21:14 | Link to Comment Moe Howard
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Or a poop chute.

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 15:14 | Link to Comment wandstrasse
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that I hold no sympathy for any of these globalists and high politicians

yes, there are three kinds of world elite:

- one third are violent and cynical assholes (like DSK)

- one third are cynical assholes

- one third are 'just' assholes.

one got to be happy that they chose their victim out of the worst kind. One less is very little but better than nothing.

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 19:21 | Link to Comment knukles
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My wife keeps telling me I'm an asshole.  I'll mention this to her that she'd best treat me better.  

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 14:40 | Link to Comment Robslob
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FunkyMonkey
You got banker envy or empathy.

Seek help ASAP

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 14:47 | Link to Comment NotApplicable
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Julian was set up by his own people in order to get some eyeballs, and to create a facade of credibility for his story (you'll notice it was all contrived theater, and went nowhere). He is nothing but a Rothschild psyop, as evidenced by his housing, and his lawyers. He may believe he is legit, but he is very much a tool of the elite.

As for a DSK setup... well, while I have to retain my skepticism given the external ramifications of his incarceration, this is exactly the kind of behavior that gives one admittance to "The Club." Why? Because they blackmail each other (though they refer to it as loyalty) with everyone being in a network that has dirt on each of them. This is why secret societies (and non secret) have initiations.

DSK's behavior is no different than Al Gore, Ahnold, or any other puppet sitting in a seat of power. Sexual deviancies are a good tool of control, as it involves both risk and reward, all wrapped up in one orgasm. As for syph, well, I'm assuming they all have it, given their hedonic lifestyle (wife-swapping, anyone?). The only ones who don't would be the pedos who go for the unspoiled goods.

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 19:22 | Link to Comment knukles
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Yeah!

Butt Bangin' at the Bohemian Grove!

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 16:52 | Link to Comment Abitdodgie
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No honour amongst thieves , like they would do it to us in a hart beat.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 10:08 | Link to Comment e_goldstein
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Sure, but Karma is still a bitch.

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 14:29 | Link to Comment Mongo
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Epic

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 14:33 | Link to Comment Gubbmint Cheese
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he has bailouttia keynesianitis..

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 14:34 | Link to Comment francis_sawyer
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NATIVITY: France

This is what happens to 'Gubbmint Cheese' eating surrender monkeys...

no offense to YOU GC :-)

 

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 14:51 | Link to Comment Gubbmint Cheese
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:p

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 14:45 | Link to Comment nmewn
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An STD for DSK.

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 15:01 | Link to Comment Miss Expectations
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TSK TSK TSK

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 15:04 | Link to Comment Arkadaba
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+lol

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 15:09 | Link to Comment hedgeless_horseman
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+PCN

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 15:23 | Link to Comment Cash_is_Trash
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+OPP

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 14:33 | Link to Comment DoChenRollingBearing
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Hee hee hee.

Die horribly, bitch DSK.

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 14:37 | Link to Comment WALLST8MY8BALL
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With any luck he will get his turn to be the chamber maid

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 14:55 | Link to Comment disabledvet
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while "rockin' out to Zeppelin's Livin' Lovin' Maid" let's hope.

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 19:21 | Link to Comment knukles
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Zappa's "Baby take out your teeth"

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 15:18 | Link to Comment francis_sawyer
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What the hell was a FRENCH guy doing going after a MAID in America?

I'm going to have to re-think all my 'french maid' fantasies...

 

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 16:46 | Link to Comment Arkadaba
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+ really laughing out loud

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 02:59 | Link to Comment Carl Spackler
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+10,000  The French maid thing has been exposed as a fake.

Now, it is the New York maid fantasy.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 02:59 | Link to Comment Carl Spackler
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+10,000  The French maid thing has been exposed as a fake.

Now, it is the New York maid fantasy.

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 15:23 | Link to Comment uhb
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Yes! +1000.

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 14:33 | Link to Comment Cash_is_Trash
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Charge: Sodomy

LMFAO

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 15:22 | Link to Comment hedgeless_horseman
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This is not fair!  How can we expect a french banker to know there is a law against fucking someone in the ass?

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 15:31 | Link to Comment nope-1004
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Ha!

LMFAO !!

 

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 14:34 | Link to Comment BigJim
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Be ironic if this is because the woman he (allegedly) raped was... HIV positive.

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 14:36 | Link to Comment TheTmfreak
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Why do you have to be so HIV negative all the time?

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 15:32 | Link to Comment Votewithabullet
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Big jim is a homophobe. From the latin meaning fear of faggots. He thinks they're gonna take over the world and ruin Gods plan. I'm from southern Ohio I know this fear well. In third grade a popular joke was rod stewart had to have his stomach pumped cuz he swallowed too much semen. I remember thinking these homos cant be real...then I moved to Naples and I was like ohhhhhh.

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 16:57 | Link to Comment BigJim
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Since when does suggesting someone might have acquired HIV because they raped an HIV positive woman = homophobia?

BTW - For the record, I don't have any problem with faggots. Even if they ARE taking over the world one stomach at a time.

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 17:47 | Link to Comment Ratscam
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U talking of Barrack Hussein Oh?

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 23:01 | Link to Comment Moe Howard
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So let me get this straight.... That story about rod stewart was a joke. I thought it was a true story.

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 14:35 | Link to Comment Mercury
Tue, 05/17/2011 - 14:42 | Link to Comment WALLST8MY8BALL
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But it was Nothing but a Party! Hey is Magic Dick still alive?

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 14:47 | Link to Comment Mercury
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- on the lickin' stick?  Yeah, I think so.  http://farm1.static.flickr.com/95/257189732_24413632ab.jpg

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 14:34 | Link to Comment carbonmutant
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I'm not touching this with a 10ft. pole...

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 14:31 | Link to Comment alien-IQ
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this is getting Kafkaesque.

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 14:31 | Link to Comment Hugh G Rection
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He's being housed in the special cockmeat sandwich section of PC

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hne5a_jkdyw&feature=related

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 14:34 | Link to Comment Newsboy
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I hate to be a wet blanket, but that facility is probably designed to isolate people with contageous diseases from each other, ie. the general prison population. They are just trying to find a secure spot for DSK, without embarrasingly inhumane conditions, which they can't afford to talk about. Good bet he's got Herpes, though... (Just on the general odds for his age and number of lifetime sexual partners)

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 14:37 | Link to Comment Mercury
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Rather be there than a Parisian prison...or even a Parisian bathroom.

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 14:32 | Link to Comment HUGE_Gamma
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people from countries were prostitution is legal dont normally do these things..i cant imgine this guy is stupid enough to commit aggravated rape/ sexual assault like this.

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 14:39 | Link to Comment Mercury
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But people who have an overwhelming sense of entitlement, superiority and immunity do.

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 14:51 | Link to Comment Mec-sick-o
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Syph if untreated, it may affect the brain, and become mad or crazy.  He forgot to make a STD test.

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 16:16 | Link to Comment tired1
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When Lenin was embalmed, it was found that most of his brain was rotted out due to syph.

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 17:29 | Link to Comment nmewn
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Karl too ;-)

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 14:54 | Link to Comment NotApplicable
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"Power is the ultimate aphrodisiac" -- Henry Kissinger

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 14:54 | Link to Comment pesamystik
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Listen, you will never even come close to the power trip this guy gets all the time. He can make or break a nation, is rich, and was about to lead France. He felt like raping this maid because he has gotten away with raping women before, simple as that. You're all a bunch of fucking losers who think everything is a "setup" or some conspiracy theory without looking at the obvious. He's a psychopath with too much power who has a LONG history of this type of thing.

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 15:07 | Link to Comment Jonas Parker
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I agree with Pesamystic. This guy is just a piece of euro-trash who figured that he could get away with doing anything he wanted to a "mere hotel maid". No big conspiracy here, just an elitist snob who found out that NYC, USA wasn't Paris France. I hope he likes his new "best friend" Bubba. If he didn't have a disease when arrested, he will by the time he gets out. Couldn't happen to a more deserving POS.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 07:40 | Link to Comment dollarslide
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+1 "NYC, USA wasn't Paris, France."

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 15:24 | Link to Comment francis_sawyer
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"He's a psychopath with too much power"...

Not anymore...

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 16:13 | Link to Comment SokPOTUS
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^^^^ Channeling Jacques Clouseau?  You Rock f_s!

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 00:06 | Link to Comment StychoKiller
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Pardon M'seur, but do you have a license for your minky?

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 15:54 | Link to Comment Al Huxley
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Yeah, he's a psychopath with too much power... That's the thing.  Someone with that kind of power and connections gets taken down and humiliated in such a public way (as opposed to just buying his way out of it) is what makes it suspicious.  You really think there's one set of laws that applies to everyone?

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 04:53 | Link to Comment Arkadaba
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Agreed.

Sounds like the guy was a bit of a pig but these charges ... just don't wash.

Who knows if there may have been some socio-economic factors that made the maid think she had to do it but at her age - no. Unless he threatened her with some weapon - there is no way a woman would participate in oral sex against her will. You just close your lips and if it is forced in - nip it! 

I could be completely wrong on this but as of now - no

Edit: And to whoever junked me I am women (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUBnxqEVKlk). First time I got hit on and not wanting it I was 13 (my brother's hockey coach). I punched him - hard.

Sorry not just buying this scenario. 

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 20:07 | Link to Comment dogbreath
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so if the maid ran to her coworker who used her handheld radio to tell all other house keepers and their supervison what just went down.  Then all those house keepers text messaged all the boyfriends and husbands etc ......................too many people need a million bucks.  How many friends do you think dsk really has.    They couldn't hush this up so its more like dsk is a casualty of war for whirled peas 

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 03:05 | Link to Comment Carl Spackler
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Bingo !

This is the "elephant in the room," and pesamystik nailed it (unlike DSK...who may have or may not have...the evidence will speak).

DSK is a common psychopath living in his own little world without rules common to the rest of (western) society.

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 14:57 | Link to Comment Muir
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"people from countries were prostitution is legal dont normally do these things..i cant imgine this guy is stupid enough to commit aggravated rape/ sexual assault like this."

I'm gonna just chalk this up to a guess that you are under 30 years old and let it go at that.

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 19:35 | Link to Comment knukles
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Tee heeh...  Powerless and Clueless

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 15:08 | Link to Comment lizzy36
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Oh he believed he was soooo clever, he thought would never be caught.

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 15:02 | Link to Comment Things that go bump
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Yes, but insanity is a sympton of late-stage syphillis.  

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 15:41 | Link to Comment I am a Man I am...
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i hope you are kidding

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 14:32 | Link to Comment Careless Whisper
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i'm calling bullshit. misleading post. beneath tyler.

this particular inmate unit is used for diseased inmates OR high profile inmates in order to keep them away from the other alleged rapists, thugs, bloods and crips, etc.

 

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 14:39 | Link to Comment lizzy36
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Come on it is funny.

We should have a laugh at his expense for once. He has been laughing at us for years.

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 15:11 | Link to Comment Rick64
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Yes, and he's getting free healthcare. No austerity measures in prison.

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 15:29 | Link to Comment Rodent Freikorps
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The atmosphere is a bit spartan, though.

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 16:00 | Link to Comment TwelfthVulture
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The Spartans were Greek fags, were they not?

God, it seems, does have a wry sense of humor.

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 16:38 | Link to Comment JimBowie1958
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No, the Spartans were not homosexuals and their practice of pederasty did not involve sexual favors from young boys as occurred through much of the rest of Greece.

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 14:39 | Link to Comment Irwin Fletcher
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Also, the header says 5'10", but the rap sheet says 5'8". Just to be sure, he's probably being tested for little man's syndrome.

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 14:57 | Link to Comment Cognitive Dissonance
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Or little dick syndrome. Or are they the same?  :>)

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 15:34 | Link to Comment Ripped Chunk
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CD, still jousting with these folks on ZH?

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 15:42 | Link to Comment Cognitive Dissonance
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Just practicing my own form of insanity. You know, same thing but expecting different results. My only saving grace is that I know I'm insane and thus I get to thoroughly enjoy my madness.

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 19:22 | Link to Comment Irwin Fletcher
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Who you callin "these folks"?

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 14:32 | Link to Comment SecondComing
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For your consideration: The DSK-SA001 Sperm Analyzer.

http://www.chinamedevice.com/product/detail-444770-SpermAnalyzerDSKSA001...

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 14:35 | Link to Comment Newsboy
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+++ !

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 15:46 | Link to Comment I am a Man I am...
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blaaaahahahaha!!!

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 00:14 | Link to Comment StychoKiller
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Just glad I no longer have to worry about the velocity of my swimmers! :>D

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 14:35 | Link to Comment Bubbles...bubbl...
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If he didn't, he does now...

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 14:39 | Link to Comment Cocomaan
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Beat me to it!

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 14:54 | Link to Comment buzzsaw99
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Sharing a cell with Ben Dover bichez!

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 15:23 | Link to Comment francis_sawyer
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& C. Howard Fields

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 15:29 | Link to Comment francis_sawyer
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dupe

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 14:35 | Link to Comment theprofromdover
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May the farce be with you.

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 14:33 | Link to Comment Vuvuzela
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He will die in less then 6 months due to age and health condition  LOL The guy knows to much and if he starts talking will be like a Haarp tornado on steroids

 

Thats my prediction

 

PS. look how many peoples died in conection with the Bp oil spill. We say in Europe "If you try to piss against the wind you get wet" and this guy got wet

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 14:33 | Link to Comment Robslob
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If she was forced to swallow the D.A. may have an open and shut case!?!

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 14:56 | Link to Comment Dr. Acula
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This whole thing leaves a bad taste in my mouth.

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 14:34 | Link to Comment Sokhmate
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He's syphysticated, so he got a gonorrheal placement. He's allowed unlimited congugal visits  from Clamedia, the big titted nurse.

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 14:34 | Link to Comment Mr Lennon Hendrix
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Well when you take it from the New World Order you get a "basket" of diseases.

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 14:37 | Link to Comment surfwon
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you just can't make this shit up!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 14:38 | Link to Comment lsbumblebee
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Now he'll never get a date.

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 14:38 | Link to Comment Rodent Freikorps
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Gotta protect the general population from that Parisian taint.

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 14:36 | Link to Comment john39
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black soul disease, common among banker class.

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 14:39 | Link to Comment monmick
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He simply doesn't smell very good; like all his countrymen...

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 16:28 | Link to Comment gmrpeabody
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-1      Hitting below the belt!   ;- )

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 14:39 | Link to Comment scratch_and_sniff
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He did her in the bum, so this is obviously a precautionary measure.

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 14:39 | Link to Comment disabledvet
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"That's GHENGHIS Kahn to you now.  Now YOU...with the KNIFE in my back--and the HUGE hooters.  What's your question?" 

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 14:39 | Link to Comment surfwon
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his attorney will argue they need to release him (no pun intended) because he is deathly ill

 

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 14:36 | Link to Comment docloxvio
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Get the popcorn ready!

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 14:40 | Link to Comment Ecoman11
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He better not drop that bar of soap!

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 14:40 | Link to Comment Rusty Shorts
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Damn-it, Kahn must have pissed off Satan himself. Talk about gettin Monkeyhammered

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 14:38 | Link to Comment sabra1
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maybe he'll get off on good behavior!

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 14:41 | Link to Comment Arius
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or the uber-humiliation campaign is on like Donkey Kong.

...he knows too much - unfortunately....

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 14:41 | Link to Comment surfwon
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he got off already

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 14:45 | Link to Comment Michael Victory
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love it.

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 14:45 | Link to Comment velobabe
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tyler, it says 5' 8" on that document you have posted, not 5'10" like you wrote.

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 14:43 | Link to Comment Byronio
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Today show this morning showed a quote from DSK about his most important:

"money, women and my Judaism"

You know what happens if a White guy goes to Rikers? Oh yeah.

For this Judaic dude, protective custody just the guards bring  him food. He is safe from inmates.

According to Today show and BBC.

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 15:02 | Link to Comment velobabe
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i don't know what happens to a white guy going into rikers? i tried to goggle it but didn't really find a match. doesn't look to good inside that institution.

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 14:46 | Link to Comment surfwon
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yes 5'8 200 lbs.....little pilsbury dough boy they will roll in flour and look for a wet spot

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 14:44 | Link to Comment Natasha
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Uh oh, I hope that hotel housekeeper doesn't end up with it as well. Oh man. Talk about adding insult to injury...yikes.

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