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Does DSK Have The Syph? Strauss-Kahn Housed In Facility For Inmates With Contagious Diseases

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Just when you thought the humiliation couldn't get any worse for DSK (all 5'8", 200 lbs of him)...

(Search for inmate 09132366L here)

And a quick click through to the description of the West Facility yields this...

West Facility (WF)
16-06 Hazen Street
East Elmhurst, NY  11370

Houses inmates with contagious diseases.

Either DSK has the syph (or something far worse... and let the conspiracy theories run amok here - "consensual sex" -> contagious diseases, do the math) or the uber-humiliation campaign is on like Donkey Kong.

Or is it just to protect his cellmates?

 

 

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Tue, 05/17/2011 - 14:45 | 1284032 surfwon
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she will sue the IMF for damages

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 14:49 | 1284038 10044
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Banzai7's head must be exploding right now

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 14:50 | 1284042 Atomizer
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No kosher meals on his prison menu... Oh the horror.

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 14:55 | 1284044 surfwon
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they have forced kosher meals....... the kind he is familiar with

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 14:52 | 1284051 velobabe
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well i just have to ask something. do they test people for these kinds of conditions when they are sent to prison? or do they do this testing in a hospital? how does one test for STD's?

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 00:18 | 1286032 StychoKiller
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Rest assured that the NYPD now has a large sample of his DNA.  Hmm, perhaps they should try matching it to all those victims found along the NY/NJ beach... (kill two birds with one stone!)

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 14:52 | 1284064 redarrow
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Wonder whats keeping the IMF from firing him. Obviously they have to wait for due process and the matter to be sorted out in a court of law. In this case, going by the outrage and the controversy he appears to be more trouble for the IMF than what its worth.

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 14:59 | 1284100 disabledvet
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Due process?  really?  "court of law"?  even BETTER!  I think he's off to a great start to his "drive for the Presidency" myself.

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 15:02 | 1284110 Byronio
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Dior kicked Galliano to the curb the same day some Jews complained about a bistro blowup.

 

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 14:55 | 1284067 mynhair
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DSK suffers from Socialism, a very debilitating disease.

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 14:52 | 1284068 Clowns on Acid
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Great coverage Tyler !

In the late city final NY Post - DSK admits to sex w/ maid but is taking the "she wanted it" defense !!

It was consentual ! That what DSK has always said about Greece and Ireland.

The maid is a french speaking woman of Guinean descent.

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 14:54 | 1284069 AldoHux_IV
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The same fate belongs to all the power elite. Until then, maybe it serves as a warning to any dissidents.

 

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 14:57 | 1284074 tallen
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Let the soap dropping BEGIN!

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 15:15 | 1284178 Things that go bump
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He is over 60 and fat.  I doubt that he will be much of an object of desire.   

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 15:56 | 1284356 GoinFawr
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Rape isn't about desire, it's about power. We'll soon find out if DSK already knows that; if he is found guilty he may well end up on the business end of that relationship instead of being the one giving the business.

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 14:57 | 1284077 buzzsaw99
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Time for the anal probe.

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 15:03 | 1284087 somethingelse
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duplicate posting

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 14:58 | 1284089 Clowns on Acid
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No..known STD's on DSK...it is just that the STD section of Riker's is the only section where he can be in a solitary cell.

Although by the time DSK leaves Riker's ...y'know to use an American football analogy, "He went in as a tight end but left as a wide receiver".

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 15:01 | 1284117 Cognitive Dissonance
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That just increases his pool of potential rape victims from half the population to the entire population. 

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 14:56 | 1284091 monopoly
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Tyler, you and staff are too much. LOLOL

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 15:00 | 1284095 Dick Trickle
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Is it just me or does this smell a bit like a possible Spitzering? I assign low probability but can't be ruled out.

 

Alternate explanation is that he called the escort service to order a #7 (maid rape fantasy) and was the vicitm of an unfortunate mixup.

 

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 15:43 | 1284310 Tuco Benedicto ...
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Duh!  Do prostitutes often wear hotel maid's outfits?!

 

Tuco Benedicto

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 16:40 | 1284569 gmrpeabody
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Dear Mr. Trickle

  I resemble the fact that you have apparently chosen my likeness as your avatar. Plz cease and desist..., or change your name.  ;- )

Sincerely,

Peabody

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 14:57 | 1284096 MsCreant
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He has raped everyone in the joint, with his joint, already, they just may not know it.

They have him quarantined because they don't want his diseased thinking to contaminate the minds of the other inmates. When criminals go to prison, typically they learn from others how to be better criminals. Imagine if you let this fucker loose on the prison population. There is no rehabilitation from being a global bankster rapist. Let's not spread that disease, the CDC has no cure.

 

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 15:35 | 1284276 francis_sawyer
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When criminals go to prison, typically they learn from others how to be better criminals

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I suppose the definition of 'better criminal' might mean how to stay out of jail...

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 15:02 | 1284101 Debtless
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maybe when he got to Rikers he went on another anal rampage so they separated him for everyone's benefit.

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 15:02 | 1284107 redarrow
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So what should the new logo of the IMF be?

"We chase, leaving no opportunities unturned".

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 15:10 | 1284148 JR
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"The relationship of last resort"?

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 15:15 | 1284185 redarrow
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I think "Servicing the world, vive ménage à trois" would be more apt given the circumstances.

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 15:05 | 1284123 surfwon
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new slogan

 

we plug all of your holes

 

we will fill you up

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 15:03 | 1284134 drivenZ
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I assume people with infectious diseases get their own cell? sounds more like he's being protected. 

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 15:07 | 1284137 Clowns on Acid
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No..known STD's on DSK...it is just that the STD section of Riker's is the only section where he can be in a solitary cell.

Although by the time DSK leaves Riker's ...y'know to use an American football analogy, "He went in as a tight end but left as a wide receiver".

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 15:10 | 1284167 topcallingtroll
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Inmates convicted of crimes against women and children are often abused and assaulted by other inmates.

There is a pecking order and moral code in prison.

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 15:32 | 1284239 redarrow
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I choked my coffee, lol.

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 15:05 | 1284144 rcintc
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Doooh!

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 15:05 | 1284145 JR
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Why the frantic search for a DSK replacement when - tanned, ready and available - our Arnold Schwarzengger could slip right into his shoes? Just look at the qualifications: he speaks German, loves women, knows the fat cats, looks good in a tux, is a media superstar (the Paris Match and Der Spiegel cover stories would go on forever), and his morality level is on a par ranging between a raging ape and Woody Allen - leaving Bill Clinton, Sarkozy and Berlusconi in the losers’ circle.  Most impressive recommendation of all: he’s palsy walsy with the Oracle of Omaha.

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 15:53 | 1284372 Alex Kintner
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Ahnold -- the Sperminator. Rumor is that his bastard kid is an undocumented.

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 15:09 | 1284146 redarrow
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Well well...every so many years we are entertained to a new flavor of "I did not have sex with that woman". Unless the evidence says otherwise.

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 15:09 | 1284147 israhole
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Another rapist that would be President, but this time in Israel:

 

http://www.nytimes.com/2011/03/23/world/middleeast/23katsav.html

 

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 15:19 | 1284199 hedgeless_horseman
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...and don't forget South Africa.

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 15:10 | 1284149 topcallingtroll
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They did this just to protect him from regular inmates. It is better supervised, safer, and probably better amenities.

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 15:10 | 1284170 JR
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Or maybe they did it to protect the other immates...from him.

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 15:08 | 1284157 Jack Sheet
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Gone-o-rear with the wind

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 15:09 | 1284161 ddtuttle
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I don't care if this is a setup, this guy is a total creep and needed to be taken down. He is into humiliating women by raping them. The sodomy is NOT about protecting himself, but further humiliating the woman. (Anal sex is more dangerous for STDs than the normal) He gets away with this crap (in France) because of his status. He has obviously done this before, and finally got caught where phone calls don't help: NYC. The fact that he couldn't get out of this by calling his powerful friends shows who he pissed off: the USA. He was minutes from getting away, where the Good old boys club in France could have protected him.
Some have compared this to Tiger Woods, as if rape is just a normal kind of sexual expression. Get clue this guy is criminal. Tiger is just too horny.
What's the difference between this guy and the serial rapist who breaks into women's houses and rapes them? Power and money. They know who he is, but he can keep them quiet.
Now, he gets to play chamber maid ... I love it!

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 15:15 | 1284179 lizzy36
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Jesus christ if MCC pushes her tits out any further, someone is going to lose an eye.

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 15:20 | 1284194 Cognitive Dissonance
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I think it's the orthopedic chair she's sitting in that's doing all the thrusting. Lumbar support is important you know.

Yeah, that's the ticket. Orthopedic chair, not full frontal voyeurism promotion.

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 15:14 | 1284182 chrisd
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The title is just inflammatory. Stick with the facts

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 15:18 | 1284186 TheMadNumismatist
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I cannot shake the feeling that the US is behind this. Could it be a US honey trap to stop the crazy bailouts of bankrupt countries using American funds?

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 15:20 | 1284192 Lucius_Junius_Brutus
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The humiliation for my people is now complete. The only thing that could bring cosmic balance to such an affair would be to find D.Trump pants down in the sweet loving company of a goat in the presidential suit of the Marignan. But I guess Schwarzenegger's extra-marital affairs will have to do.

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 15:25 | 1284221 Piranhanoia
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Youse want stills or video of Donny and Naaaaaaancy?  

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 16:12 | 1284438 Lucius_Junius_Brutus
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On second thought I'll pass.

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 15:17 | 1284193 FriedEggs
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Put him in the same cell with T-Bag...

 

Fried(e)

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 15:31 | 1284220 Seasmoke
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dirty JEWels....tell us something we dont know

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 15:28 | 1284229 miker
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I don't think this was a setup, based on maid's background.  Most likely is that he was waiting on a hooker and the maid entered the wrong room at the wrong time.  That is why he told his wife he was in big shits when he called her later.  He had figured out he screwed the wrong person. 

Why else did he walk out naked when the woman called out?  He was ready for some action; just turned out to not be the prostitute he had called.  Lucky for her.  Really unlucky for the poor maid.  I hope they lock the fucker up for good.

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 15:51 | 1284348 Franken_Stein
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Do you think he's too stupid to distinguish between a hooker and a maid ?

 

How about talking to the girl ?

How about a hotel maid pulling a carriage with cleaning tools and wearing special clothing ?

 

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 16:12 | 1284449 bjennings
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Obviously he is stupid or he wouldn't be in this position.  The setup angle is a joke.  How did they set him up?  Did they know about his fetishes and send the right girl in the room?  Setup or not he took the bait and is guilty either way.

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 15:31 | 1284254 Alex Kintner
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His penchant for anal sex will serve him well in his new 'karma induced' future.

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 15:39 | 1284305 Smokey1
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Like he couldn't afford to pay for a piece of ass.

This shit was staged. He's lucky he wasn't whacked.

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 15:59 | 1284400 Alex Kintner
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 That's the best argument I've heard to prove it wasn't a set up. If his rivals wanted him out of the way, why bribe a maid to 'fake' a rape? They would just send in a hit woman with a silencer dressed as a maid.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 02:44 | 1286231 Seymour Butt
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He's lucky he wasn't whacked...

Yet. 


Tue, 05/17/2011 - 15:51 | 1284358 HUGE_Gamma
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he was set up by the banking elite to protect the US dollar status as the reserve status. http://www.guardian.co.uk/business/2011/feb/10/imf-boss-calls-for-world-currency

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 16:00 | 1284401 Al Huxley
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Ding Ding Ding!  And we have a winner!  Thanks for that, I knew he had to be paying for something.

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 15:52 | 1284362 mendigo
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there needs to be a monument to this woman

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 15:59 | 1284367 ThisIsBob
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A fat rich foreign white guy assulting a black working mother of two on her job?  He's going to have some fast explaining to do if he ever gets into the general population.

Would been a lot better off if, like Bernie, he had only screwed Jews.

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 15:57 | 1284378 surfwon
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some brother is going to throat fuck him senseless..........

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 15:59 | 1284386 LaboDini
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Clearly this is an impostor. Dominque is probably his long lost twin.

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 16:17 | 1284457 yakitori
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I read that they put him in a section of the prison which is for ill people and also for VIP because each prisoner gets a private cell there.

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 16:21 | 1284478 Lucius_Junius_Brutus
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Why does it always have to be a conspiracy? I can't make my mind about what happened, it sure is a bit shady but the guy clearly had some issues, so let it go with illuminaties, jews, bankers et al. He may very well be an old politician drunk with power who had his way one time too many. Let the justice decide. 

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 16:21 | 1284492 bigdumbnugly
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Does DSK Have The Syph? Strauss-Kahn Housed In Facility For Inmates With Contagious Diseases

 

well, if not and they put him in there he'll have it soon anyway...

yee haa

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 16:37 | 1284557 Herman Strandsc...
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 This reminds me of an old barclaycard visa advert with Rowen Atkinson-enjoy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PHYZJTCMA0&feature=related 

"I'm afraid the bars are closed"

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 16:45 | 1284584 Bansters-in-my-...
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09132366L is a fucking disease. Just like the FED,and the IMF ,and the World Bank. They are worse than syph,or cancer,they are portrayed as needed,but they need cut out and destroyed,and let the people have the right to debt free money......

FUCK YOU'S BANKERS......

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 16:45 | 1284594 Ryman1075
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He probably thought he had diplomatic immunity...he thought wrong.  Imagine the scene on the plane when the boys in blue showed up and pulled him off the plane...

 

Priceless.

*insert MasterCard commercial parodies here*

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 16:52 | 1284627 Rodent Freikorps
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He probably thought the worst he'd get is the Roman Polanski treatment.

Post bail, escape to Europe. Continue being a star.

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 16:46 | 1284604 Lilguy
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not syph, it's "greed"--a chronic, terminal, and highly contagious disease already rampant on WS.

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 16:51 | 1284617 huggy_in_london
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Got to be a set up ... surely he's not that stupid to try something like this.  Why not just pay for it?  Theres a big difference between having an affair and rape.  Something with this story just doesn't make sense.  Surely he would know that that would be something you cannot get away with.  This smells.  I read somewhere that at the time the maid said it happened he was in a restaurant with his daughter.  Is that true?

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 22:34 | 1285818 obelisks
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No -he had lunch after he checked out of the hotel

so it proves nothing

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 16:49 | 1284621 wcvarones
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Has he been to Afghanistan?  Could have got anal gonorrhea there.

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 16:50 | 1284632 GFORCE
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It really is sad that Zerohedge is diverging from complex analysis of financial markets and economics to peddle gossip on a man who has been found guilty before trial by the bloodthirsty tabloids.

For a site that bitches about amendments and the beloved founding fathers it's hypocrisy of the highest order.

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 17:04 | 1284711 huggy_in_london
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Well said.

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 17:10 | 1284724 Herman Strandsc...
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I enjoy the interludes though.

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 17:02 | 1284683 PulauHantu29
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The Boyz at Rikers will give him more then the Clap (a pdf file):

 

http://www.aidslex.org/site_documents/PR-0010E.pdf

 

 

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 18:38 | 1285034 Incubus
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These "top of the heap" kind of guys live and operate in a completely different world than the proles. 

You've gotta understand that things like sex are displays of power for them.  They probably have piles of paid broads at their disposal at whatever leisurely gatherings they hold.  STDs, and things of the like are probably widely spread amongst the "upper crust."

 

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 20:24 | 1285339 Baptiste Say
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Yes, see BOHEMIAN GROVE.

 

I saw one person make a comment/theory that he was expecting a hooker to turn up to his room, when the maid walked in he thought she was the hooker and proceeded to rough her up like he does with his hookers.

 

Other theories include him confusing his ability to rape nations with an ability to rape women.

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 19:17 | 1285168 PLove
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Westy offers waterboard therapy for those who

would come clean.

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 19:37 | 1285230 theinebriatedsot
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well, this criminal-fuck is locked up.....for now. Maybe house Timmy + Benji in the cells adjacent; they all deserve it......

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 21:12 | 1285515 FischerBlack
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Time to rod his gun.

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 21:21 | 1285569 Bear
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Central bankers and plague carriers, same cell ... perfect justice.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 00:25 | 1285715 silberblick
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Click below to read an article speculating that DSK was set-up because he opposed the dollar and the Fed:

http://thesilvergoldhedge.blogspot.com/2011/05/sdk-had-dollar-banksers-a...

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 23:14 | 1285909 cornflakesdisease
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I wonder what Martin Armstrong is thinking right about now?

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 02:38 | 1286226 Seymour Butt
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I would like to report a rape. JP Morgan has been screwing millions of homeowners. Why can't they go to jail?

DSK was framed big time because of his comments about the FED. 

 

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 05:01 | 1286315 Longmeadow
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Now press sez maid has AIDS!

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