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Does What Happen In 'The Facebook' Stay In 'The Facebook'

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Some observations after the jump...

Also, we hope Goldman's high net worth SPV clients read the fine print on the PPM. You never know: that stake may suddenly be diluted to 0.000000001%...

h/t Jules

 

 

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Sat, 01/08/2011 - 13:42 | 858775 George the baby...
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Delusional license agreement.

Sat, 01/08/2011 - 15:34 | 859122 chumbawamba
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I noticed this in the prior thread but didn't want to comment, because who am I to get in the way of information damaging to Facebook, even if it's erroneous?

Has anyone taken the time to read the current ToS?  That video was posted over 2 years ago.

I am Chumbawamba.

Thu, 08/11/2011 - 04:33 | 1550014 shanelee
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You should use www.fanbullet.com to buy Facebook fans as well as twitter fans. We purchased some Facebook fans and we are quite satisfied buy facebook fans with the results. It is completely legal because the fans are real and they don't join your page until they check it and find it interesting.

Sat, 01/08/2011 - 13:44 | 858777 Sutton
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Goog and Facebook are fronts of the NSA.

Sat, 01/08/2011 - 15:17 | 859032 CIABS
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right.  not only google and facebook, and not only NSA.

Sat, 01/08/2011 - 13:49 | 858781 Xibalba
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I "like" watching you. 

Tue, 08/16/2011 - 06:47 | 1564577 shanelee
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Sat, 01/08/2011 - 13:50 | 858782 Dr. Engali
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Tyler is there anything that you don't catch?

Sat, 01/08/2011 - 13:53 | 858783 Threeggg
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and you "thought" we were winning ! ?

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-501465_162-20027837-501465.html

You cant make shit up like this I swear !

Sat, 01/08/2011 - 14:23 | 858834 williambanzai7
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Thank you for bringing this to our attention. This is fucking outrageous!

Sat, 01/08/2011 - 14:36 | 858850 almost_have_a_name
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Give control to the Commerce Department. Is this not right out of the bible ? "The move also is likely to please privacy and civil liberties groups that have raised concerns in the past over the dual roles of police and intelligence agencies"

WTF: What civil liberty group, exactly, would consider this pleasing ?

BTW: We can't make this stuff up, but the official anus can!

Sat, 01/08/2011 - 14:44 | 858892 blobbus
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This is the first step towards taxing citizens for any and all internet activity.

Sat, 01/08/2011 - 15:19 | 859047 trav7777
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I neither NEED nor WANT the government's help in "keeping me safe" in cyberfuckingspace.

They can GFT

Sat, 01/08/2011 - 13:52 | 858788 williambanzai7
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Sat, 01/08/2011 - 13:56 | 858797 mouser98
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lol..  wb, can i post this on my FB wall?

Sat, 01/08/2011 - 14:24 | 858829 williambanzai7
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Sure, post this one as well... JIMI FACEBOOK

Sat, 01/08/2011 - 13:52 | 858790 flaunt
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I don't know why a "license agreement" is required other than because people will use the court system to sue.  To me, if you post some shit on the internet and then complain later because it was used by someone else, well... You're a fuckin' douchebag.

 

Sat, 01/08/2011 - 14:17 | 858826 TheMerryPrankster
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Because the entire internet is public domain? What if you don't post it but it is attributed to you? What if it was a private conversation that was taped without your  knowledge, what it if a hacker posts your credit cards and pin numbers?

 

Are you generally lacking in intelllectual rigor or do you just enjoy sweeping blanket statements and trolling?

 

 

Sat, 01/08/2011 - 13:53 | 858791 Weimar Ben Bernanke
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wow Facebook connections to neo conservatism,DARPA,CIA,NSA. I guess there is more for Twitter,Myspace,and google. God damn it Lincoln,for expanding the power of the Federal government!

Sat, 01/08/2011 - 13:58 | 858798 CitizenPete
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re: Sovereign Man recommends planting multiple flags. Any questions about that?

 

 

Sat, 01/08/2011 - 14:03 | 858801 Gully Foyle
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Pebihz0FJA

Friend Face - Facebook - IT Crowd

 

( Some quotes from the clip

“Each Friendface page is like a petridish filled with Friendface germs.”

“It’s basically a diseased face of friendship.”

“Just sign up to Friendface by giving us all of your personal information.”

“We own everything you put on friendface – it says so in the terms and agreements. But don’t worry about that, we won’t use it to do anything bad – we promise!”)

Sat, 01/08/2011 - 14:09 | 858809 Logans_Run
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If they are so interesting in knowing everything about me and then having a license to exploit said information, once derived, why the fuck don't they just live my fucking life for me?

Sat, 01/08/2011 - 14:11 | 858812 TheMerryPrankster
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Facebook is all powerful say FBI and CIA experts who use its content to find information about “the bad guys;” while, at the same time, spawning unique ways for users to commit suicide as this social networking site grows bigger, darker and more powerful and becomes “the world leader in controlling vast amounts of personal information."

One of the revelations from Time Magazine’s recent “2010 Person of the Year” cover story about Facebook founder and CEO is Mark Zuckerberg is how powerful the social media site has become with more than 550 million members, and how it supplies personal information to the FBI, Homeland Security and the CIA.

At the same time, those who know this 5 ft. 8 in. 26-year-old “power broker” with frat boy looks of curly hair who usually dresses in tech-logo T-shirts and jeans, say he’s very down to earth and not at all impressed that his Facebook empire rivals many countries with its vast intelligence network.

When asked about serving the FBI and other government agencies that search the Internet for dirt on questionable people, Zuckerberg says they’re “looking for the bad guys,” as if being the controller for one of the world’s largest banks of personal information is no big deal.

- apparently if the government says you are a bad guy - you are a bad guy -so much for innocent until proven etc.  Modern times demand modern methods - sure mistakes might be made but thats just the cost of doing business and government is business - very very big business - ask Dwight Esinhower.

Facebook - it should have been named Toolbook - but the name was already taken and nobody thought CIAbook would have the same participation levels.

Sat, 01/08/2011 - 14:12 | 858818 Dan The Man
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Amerika just frightens me now

Sun, 01/09/2011 - 17:05 | 862409 GoinFawr
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David Bowie is waaay ahead of you on this one; though admittedly he has to take a bit of responsibility for wearing a yellow turtleneck in NY.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slKNd22GGaQ

Regards

Sat, 01/08/2011 - 14:16 | 858824 velobabe
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it seems to me that tyler's business model for ZH and it's members, is the absolute opposite of facebook. this is my house, by the way†

Sat, 01/08/2011 - 14:21 | 858831 blunderdog
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Sure, it's very popular to get incensed about this sort of thing, but realistically, how would you stop them from doing whatever they want with your data even if you DIDN'T agree to TOS?

This is just the flip-side of the MP3 war the record companies have been winning legally and losing practically for decades.

If you put it on the Internet, good luck controlling what happens to it.  If it can be digitally duplicated, good luck controlling what happens to it. 

No matter what any law says.

Sat, 01/08/2011 - 14:22 | 858835 Hook Line and S...
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Open your eyes to the opportunity. Facebook is the unrealized achilles heel in those who think its a golden tool.

Hilarious!

Erroneous info in, bad info out.

Love it! 

Sat, 01/08/2011 - 14:32 | 858857 Hook Line and S...
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Did I forget to say that "I" have a faceLie page? I change my birthday quite often and get lots of happy birthdays from people I don't know. I also have a very large satchel exposed on my completely insipid 80 year old body.

Sat, 01/08/2011 - 14:23 | 858836 Rainman
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God bless me sainted mother, who attributed her long life to the fact she was never interested in knowing everything about anybody but herself .

Sat, 01/08/2011 - 14:26 | 858839 bob_dabolina
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Guffaws of laughter at my prescient ability to have seen this a mile away.

-Jacks Prolapsed Anus

I wonder what Friendman knew...

Sat, 01/08/2011 - 14:33 | 858859 Tense INDIAN
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i Saw this sometimeback....using facebook as a surveillance tool...ot may be recruit agents for the National clandestine Service....

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpLNlSKugHw

 

and even more stunning was ORACLE CORP  history.....SHOCKED SHOCKED:::

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xO3lQ2oAv4

 

they have us by the hair of our head,.....

 

 

Sun, 01/09/2011 - 01:07 | 861082 RockyRacoon
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I always thought it was by the short and curlies.

Sat, 01/08/2011 - 14:57 | 858942 ExploitTheMarket
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Seriously considering deleting my facebook account, especially now that they are in bed with The Goldman Sack....It is convenient to keep in touch with my family and friends however but the potential costs are far exceeding any benefit, especially when there are other options....

Sat, 01/08/2011 - 15:25 | 859081 trav7777
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Spybook amazes me...how people carry on private conversations with everybody watching, they post pictures of their entire lives, locations, families, etc. all over the thing.

Do these people piss in public?  It kinda reminds me of how people start to act in cube farms; they have private telephone conversations audible to a dozen people.  People really start to behave like sheep in a pen

Sun, 01/09/2011 - 01:09 | 861087 RockyRacoon
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Ever see the guy at the stop light next to you picking his nose?  Same sort of false privacy that one has in his own car -- with wrap-around glass.

Sun, 01/09/2011 - 01:50 | 861157 chumbawamba
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Hey, that's me sometimes.

I am Chumbawamba.

Sat, 01/08/2011 - 15:49 | 859189 Good To Great
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I didn't post anything personal on there, but even so that's the last straw for me.  Make sure you *delete* your account rather than deactivate.  And do a download first so that you have an archive.

The next social network to rise will hopefully be encrypted and distributed.

Sat, 01/08/2011 - 21:36 | 860588 JohnG
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Nice business idea that!  Thanks!!

Sat, 01/08/2011 - 16:00 | 859235 put_peter
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Diaspora!!!

www.joindiaspora.com

Sat, 01/08/2011 - 21:37 | 860590 Irelevant
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ZH may be a front for army intelligence, or the folks at Langley, who knows. :)

Sat, 01/08/2011 - 23:24 | 860850 sub Z
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Can we get a recommend this to fb button on these posts?

Sun, 01/09/2011 - 00:57 | 861067 WaltzTangoFoxtrot
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Has anyone, anywhere, ever read the terms of an "I accept" license for adding software or content to you PC?  If you did, you would never click "I accept" and remain a technology luddite. (except for ZH which was reasonable)

Just for kicks, open one the next time you have a chance.  You'll say WTF!

 

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