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Don't Try This At Home Kids - EUR Traders Holding On For Dear Life As FX Vol At Never Before Seen Levels

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More flags, more fun - 500 billion flags! A 50 pip move in an FX pair in a week is big. A 50 pip move in an FX pair in a minute is a several hundred sigma event. As all correlation algos are near unity, we believe the risk of Thursday's 2:40 pm festivities to recur in the afterhours session (either up or down) is frighteningly high.

 

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Sun, 05/09/2010 - 17:27 | 339820 Fish Gone Bad
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Fuck yeah!

Sun, 05/09/2010 - 22:44 | 340457 whatsinaname
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Could it be that the volatilty on Thursday could have been exploited to refinance short term treasury debt ? TBT & TBF also made some phenomenal moves during the the 25 minutes !! Any way to explore that angle ?

Sun, 05/09/2010 - 17:29 | 339827 Mongo
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Will it blend... THAT is the question folks

Sun, 05/09/2010 - 18:03 | 339917 MacedonianGlory
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LOL!!!!!

Sun, 05/09/2010 - 18:03 | 339918 Rider
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+1

Sun, 05/09/2010 - 17:29 | 339829 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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BS to begin frantically pushing buttons on his Nintendo controller....NOW!

Sun, 05/09/2010 - 18:19 | 339959 faustian bargain
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I wonder if he knows the cheat code for invincibility.

Sun, 05/09/2010 - 19:22 | 340114 Arthur Two Shed...
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>open_consoleapp

>do_gods_work_on

>close_consoleapp

Sun, 05/09/2010 - 17:30 | 339834 Simon Jester
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In the eternal words of Major Kong ...WAAAAAHHHOOOO

Sun, 05/09/2010 - 17:32 | 339839 demsco
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For the record, Asia never has it right so I would not hold this as a permanent direction for the day. After all, most traders consider Sunday nights as the Japanese housewife time to trade. However, I agree that something will happen, either massive up or down. $500B Euros is not enough and may signal that this problem was way bigger than most thought. Plus, this package is inflationary which means a weaker Euro. The only way to defend, besides direct buying, is higher interest rates... that ain't gonna happen.

Sun, 05/09/2010 - 17:37 | 339851 huggy_in_london
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eur500bn is enough for southern europe.  And i am not sure how many tokyo housewives are up trading at 6.30am  .....  just cover your short and sleep comfortably  :-)

 

Sun, 05/09/2010 - 18:20 | 339961 doublethink
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And as Japanese housewives all know, this quick spurt is another case of premature ejaculation.

 

 

Sun, 05/09/2010 - 22:02 | 340411 Bringin It
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Plus, this package is inflationary which means a weaker Euro.

True, but the flip side is now the gun is clearly to the head of the productive, industrious German tax payer.  'hand over your wealth or face the chaos'.  Modern Germans hate chaos.

Will the German pols fry up their own people like their American counter parts?  Will they get away with it?

Sun, 05/09/2010 - 17:34 | 339842 QuantTrader
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GO LONG!  ES_F LOCK LIMIT UP.  INFLATE THIS MOTHA

Sun, 05/09/2010 - 17:37 | 339853 johngaltfla
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Let's see if I'm reading my screen correctly. Euro is showing 1.29 off the 1.27 open. Granted it is thin right now. Add in the fact that the EU is about to guarantee that they will print 500 billion Euros for the party and we're supposed to believe that inflationary reactions are good for a currency? By this logic the USDX should be at 130.

Sun, 05/09/2010 - 17:43 | 339866 johngaltfla
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Correction. Since I typed that, it's now 600 billion Euro.

 

EU seeks 600-billion-euro crisis package-EU sources

Sun, 05/09/2010 - 22:13 | 340429 worldlymrb
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Correction 3.0: EU Crafts $962 Billion Show of Force to Halt Crisis (Update2)

http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601087&sid=ap50DW8IqhBo&pos=1

Sun, 05/09/2010 - 22:21 | 340440 johngaltfla
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$962 billion from the EU and the world

$1 trillion from the Fed

 

To buy and hold what? Oh yeah, mortgages on Greek outhouses for goats.

Freaking wonderful. About the same as the paper Fannie holds on 1/1/1 homes (1 bed/1bath/1crack room) for $415K in Compton, CA.

Sun, 05/09/2010 - 17:41 | 339862 Mentaliusanything
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Shuffle those deck chairs baby - Me, I'm heading for the life boat dressed in Drag 

Sun, 05/09/2010 - 17:51 | 339891 assumptionblindness
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LOL!

Sun, 05/09/2010 - 18:15 | 339949 mikla
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Sun, 05/09/2010 - 17:42 | 339864 RobotTrader
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Wonder how these guys are doing???

LOL...

 

Sun, 05/09/2010 - 17:45 | 339873 cossack55
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Numba one, GI.   LOL

Sun, 05/09/2010 - 17:47 | 339876 Sudden Debt
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Best photo collage EVER!!

+1000!

Sun, 05/09/2010 - 17:50 | 339885 Tethys
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+100  near perfect mix of irony, wit, simplicity and truth.  Bravo!

 

Sun, 05/09/2010 - 17:59 | 339908 assumptionblindness
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Robo,

Do you think we are going to see more garbage collecting or will the truck be heading to the dump early tomorrow? 

Sun, 05/09/2010 - 18:13 | 339934 Troublehoff
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Funniest thing I've seen all day - cheers

I'll be keeping an eye out to make sure your wildebeest are heading from right to left come the next round of FED monetization  ....

Did I say monetization? Sorry, I meant 'loans' which will be paid back when we 'grow' our way out of this mess.</sarcasm_off>

Sun, 05/09/2010 - 18:14 | 339945 Brak82
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that explains all

Sun, 05/09/2010 - 20:45 | 340283 Nothingman
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A picture is worth a thousand words...

Sun, 05/09/2010 - 17:47 | 339878 Tethys
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oh my, futures don't look so good...

http://finviz.com/futures_charts.ashx?t=YM

 

Sun, 05/09/2010 - 17:49 | 339880 lizzy36
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those are fridays close. 

 

Sun, 05/09/2010 - 17:53 | 339897 Tethys
Sun, 05/09/2010 - 17:56 | 339902 JOHNICON
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Aren't those the close of after-hours trading on Friday?

Sun, 05/09/2010 - 18:15 | 339950 Tethys
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you are correct - was going by 'updated' time in the upper right - still learning this stuff and obviously have a way to go.

'don't try this at home' indeed.

Sun, 05/09/2010 - 18:29 | 339993 Pure Evil
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That last link said now it was $645 Euros. I guess it will be whatever they want it to be when they want it to be.

Sun, 05/09/2010 - 17:59 | 339907 Plainview
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Futures open well up kiddo ... e-mini at 1123 up about 1.5% from Friday's close.

Sun, 05/09/2010 - 18:01 | 339914 anony
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Check your post facts before putting them here.  The world has enough disinformation. 

You're bad alright.

 

Sun, 05/09/2010 - 19:12 | 340093 Missing_Link
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my bad - 

http://www.bloomberg.com/markets/stocks/futures.html

looks even better...

Our friend the Sunday evening doom-postponing futures manipulator is back for more.

That should give us a nice price to short from.

Sun, 05/09/2010 - 23:39 | 340505 Tethys
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Holy crap - up 221 now.  Smells a little... desperate.*

 

*to us lowly uninitiated futures-noobs, anyway...

Sun, 05/09/2010 - 17:50 | 339887 Cleanclog
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Yep, crazy gyrations in currency swings, and speculation in lots of bank stock, set up plenty of the algo trades - machines going against machines.  The question is whether the e-exchanges will step back, like they did last Thursday, and enable price discovery to plunge (or soar) without pauses.  The triggers are all there for Thursdays type moments to occur again - only this time it could really go haywire across move markets and instruments.  

Be careful in the days ahead.  Nothing has actually been done to prevent a recur.

I have been busy at the ATMs this weekend and have lots of cash on hand.

Sun, 05/09/2010 - 17:51 | 339890 Sudden Debt
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When does the nikei opens?

Sun, 05/09/2010 - 18:07 | 339923 John McCloy
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Only one thing matters. Rational theory of expectations states there are entirely too many market destroying variables. Risk off and markets down

Sun, 05/09/2010 - 18:42 | 340038 Lux Fiat
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Agreed.  We may get a bounce as ingrained dip buyers thing that they are on to the next "generational" buy opportunity and weak bears get spooked or in a profit-taking mood.  It will be interesting to see whether the big boys wait for things to appear to calm down a bit before heading for the exits.  If not, it could get ugly from the start.

Sun, 05/09/2010 - 19:09 | 340083 John McCloy
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   Yup. Famous last words "Look ma no hands!".

   The past year I have always thought that one day the markets simply would not comeback and all the conditioning of the bulls to hold and buy dip traders would be their undoing and it would be so violent they would dare not question the Fair Value Terminator that is always looking for Sarah Connor (Fair Value).

"The Free market is out there. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until  supply and demand meet"

I posted that somewhere on here last week but was not expecting him to come bashing through the walls days later.

Sun, 05/09/2010 - 22:12 | 340426 Lux Fiat
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Aside from the liquidity and confidence issues reminiscent of 2008, and the tendency of market participants to react more quickly when an event comes along that bears an uncanny resemblence to an earlier fiasco, the banks (and therefore the markets) will not find comfort in prior welcoming arms. 

The instinct towards self-preservation runs incredibly deep in our current batch of politicians.  They will quickly turn and bite the hands that used to so generously feed them if they think it will improve their chances at staying in office.  As more incumbents bite the dust at the primary level, and with Germany's latest no-confidence vote on the EU bailout, politicians are taking notice.  Big banks, a major source of market stability (illusory or otherwise), will not have very many incentives to continue their effort.  In fact, their agenda may benefit from just the opposite.  Rough seas ahead.

Mon, 05/10/2010 - 02:03 | 340608 Trial of the Pyx
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Just to let you know...I am stealing that now.

Sun, 05/09/2010 - 18:18 | 339956 Dismal Scientist
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“We are going to defend the euro,” Spanish Economy Minister Elena Salgado told reporters as she arrived to chair today’s Brussels meeting. “We think we have a duty for more stability for our currency. We will do whatever is necessary.”

“In the night, when the markets are opening, we cannot afford a disappointment,” said Finance Minister Anders Borg of Sweden, one of 11 EU nations not in the euro. “We now see herd behavior in the markets that are really pack behavior, wolfpack behavior.”

Why not just write the cheque out to GS ? I mean George Soros, of course, past master at taking money off sovereigns who refuse to accept reality...

 

Sun, 05/09/2010 - 18:31 | 340002 wang
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GOLD 05/09/2010 18:28 -9.50 -0.79%
Silver 05/09/2010 18:28 -0.03 -0.16%

Sun, 05/09/2010 - 19:00 | 340072 RockyRacoon
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$1,199.50 with an up move.... hmmm.   Now back to $1,200.00

Bears watching.

-0.79% is a blip.  Wake me when we see a $25 dip.

Sun, 05/09/2010 - 18:45 | 340043 Miss Expectations
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I concur.

Sun, 05/09/2010 - 18:51 | 340053 Caviar Emptor
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I'll predict this: get ready for some volatility this week

Sun, 05/09/2010 - 18:58 | 340069 Gordon_Gekko
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Increasing volatility in various markets is akin to the Delirium Tremens an alcohol addict experiences before death.

Sun, 05/09/2010 - 19:03 | 340074 RockyRacoon
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Either that or he/she sees the light and stops doing that crazy crap.

Trust me on this.

I would opt for the death outcome in this case, however.  The markets have hit bottom, but they found that it had a trap door in it.

Sun, 05/09/2010 - 19:23 | 340117 Racer
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So by any non logical methods, on open the punters are going to 'buy' into this huge markup at open because they are printing more money and taking junk for the paper.

Oh yessss, give me your money.... give me your money, here free money...

Sun, 05/09/2010 - 20:14 | 340226 ZeroPower
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TD your EURJPY post was right on, but what do you mean here 'A 50 pip move in an FX pair in a week is big.'
Id say 50pip daily moves are just about right regarding vol...granted these are minutes we're talking about here.

Sun, 05/09/2010 - 20:40 | 340275 TruthHunter
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"The Free market is out there. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with.

It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until  

supply and demand meet"

 

I don't believe the Free Market is a day trader.   

Janis Joplin said, "Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose"

Actually,  Rhodes Scholar, Kris Kristofferson, said it.  Janis just sang it.

Sun, 05/09/2010 - 22:56 | 340469 thewhigs
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Wasn't that more along the lines of "The Terminator"?

Sun, 05/09/2010 - 21:59 | 340405 wawawiwaa
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UMMMM yeah..... how long do you think politicians would last in their jobs if Deutshe Bank went under because of their exposure to Southern Europe. People are quick to forget and not think that they themselves are depositors in addittion to being taxpayers so the taxpayers are actually saving themselves... but off-course everyone that has read the cover of a Hayek book knows all there is to know about fractional reserve banking and keeps their money in gold coins, has a farm in which to grow their own food, can defend themselves and their families from marauding groups of pillagers and makes enough money to buy their house w/ o a mortgage by selling the "extra" groceries from the farm.  Can we get realistic please. 

Mon, 05/10/2010 - 04:57 | 340694 doggings
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so is blatently spamming every post here with links to your own blog actually ok here then?

 

 

Mon, 05/10/2010 - 08:02 | 340888 virgilcaine
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Highly volitile markets. What happened to a nice steady income stream say 8-10%,

now you get zero percent and have to trade currency swaps or es contracts intraday

for income lol.. this is what the Fed has created.

Looks like a good day on the stream.    Bens Market is schitzoid.

 Tod do . Buy physical, do some fishing.

 

 Fishing is much more than fish. It is the great occasion when we may return to the fine simplicity of our forefathers.
Herbert Hoover

 

 

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