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Doug Kass Predicts 2010's Big Colored Swans And Turkeys

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A list which contains both some quite interesting swans and turkeys:

   1. There is a glaring upside to first-quarter 2010 corporate profits (up 100% year over year) and first-quarter 2010 GDP (up 4.5%). It grows clear that, owing to continued draconian cost cuts, coupled with a series of positive economic releases and a long list of company profit guidance increases in mid to late January and early February, there is a very large upside to first-quarter GDP (up 4.5%) and, even more important, to S&P profit growth (which doubles!). The upside on both counts is in sharp contrast to more muted growth expectations. While corporate managers, economists and strategists raise earnings per share, full-year growth and S&P target estimates, surprisingly, the U.S. equity market fails to respond positively to the much better growth dynamic, and the S&P 500 remains tightly range-bound (between 1,050 and 1,150) into spring 2010.
   2. Housing and jobs fail to revive. An outsized first-quarter 2010 GDP (up 4.5.%) print is achieved despite a still moribund housing market and without any meaningful improvement in the labor market (excluding the increase in census workers) as corporations continue to cut costs and show little commitment to adding permanent employees.
   3. The U.S. dollar explodes higher. After dropping by over 40% from 2001 to 2008, the U.S. dollar continued to spiral lower in the last nine months of 2009. Our currency's recent strength will persist, however, surprising most market participants by continuing to rally into first quarter 2010. In fact, the U.S. dollar will be the strongest major world currency during the first three or four months of the new year.
   4. The price of gold topples. Gold's price plummets to $900 an ounce by the beginning of second quarter 2010. Unhedged, publicly held gold companies report large losses, and the gold sector lies at the bottom of all major sector performers. Hedge fund manager John Paulson abandons his plan to bring a new dedicated gold hedge fund to market.
   5. Central banks tighten earlier than expected. China, facing reported inflation approaching 5%, tightens monetary and fiscal policy in March, a month ahead of a Fed tightening of 50 basis points, which, with the benefit of hindsight, is a policy mistake.
   6. A Middle East peace is upended due to an attack by Israel on Iran. Israel attacks Iran's nuclear facilities before midyear. An already comatose U.S. consumer falls back on its heels, retail spending plummets, and the personal savings rate approaches 10%. The first-quarter spike in domestic growth is short-lived as GDP abruptly stalls.
   7. Stocks drop by 10% in the first half of next year. In the face of renewed geopolitical tensions and reduced worldwide growth expectations, stocks drop as the threat of an economic double-dip grows. Surprisingly, though, the drop in the major indices is contained, and the U.S. stock market retreats by less than 10% from year-end 2009 levels.
   8. Goldman Sachs goes private. Goldman Sachs (GS) stock drops back to $125 to $130 a share, within $15 of the warrant exercise price that Warren Buffett received in Berkshire Hathaway's (BRK.A) late 2008 investment in Goldman Sachs. Sick of the unrelenting compensation outcry, government jawboning and associated populist pressures, Warren Buffett teams up with Goldman Sachs to take the investment firm private. The deal is completed by year-end.
   9. Second-half 2010 GDP growth turns flat. The Goldman Sachs transaction stabilizes the markets, which are stunned by an extended Mideast conflict that continues throughout the summer and into the early fall. While a diplomatic initiative led by the U.S. serves to calm Mideast tensions, flat second-half U.S. GDP growth and a still high 9.5% to 10.0% unemployment rate caps the U.S. stock market's upside and leads to a very dull second half, during which share prices have virtually flatlined (with surprisingly limited rallies and corrections throughout the entire six-month period). For the full year, the S&P 500 exhibits a 10% decline vs. the general consensus of leading strategists for about a 10% rise in the major indices.
  10. Rate-sensitive stocks outperform; metals underperform. Utilities are the best performing sector in the U.S. stock market in 2010; gold stocks are the worst performing group, with consumer discretionary coming in as a close second.
  11. Treasury yields fall. The yield of the 10-year U.S. note drops from 4% at the end of the first quarter to under 3% by the summer and ends the year at approximately the same level (3%). Despite the current consensus that higher inflation and interest rates will weigh on the fixed-income markets, bonds surprisingly outperform stocks in 2010. A plethora of specialized domestic and non-U.S. fixed-income exchange-traded funds are introduced throughout the year, setting the stage for a vast speculative top in bond prices, but that is a late 2011 issue.
  12. Warren Buffett steps down. Warren Buffett announces that he is handing over the investment reins to a Berkshire outsider and that he plans to also announce his in-house successor as chief operating officer by Berkshire Hathaway annual meeting in 2011.
  13. Insider trading charges expand. The SEC alleges, in a broad-ranging sting, the existence of extensive exchange of information that goes well beyond Galleon's Silicon Valley executive connections. Several well-known long-only mutual funds are implicated in the sting, which reveals that they have consistently received privileged information from some of the largest public companies over the past decade.
  14. The SEC launches an assault on mutual fund expenses. The SEC restricts 12b-1 mutual fund fees. In response to the proposal, asset management stocks crater.
  15. The SEC restricts short-selling. The SEC announces major short-selling bans after stocks sag in the second quarter.
  16. More hedge fund tumult emerges. Two of the most successful hedge fund managers extant announce their retirement and fund closures. One exits based on performance problems, the other based on legal problems.
  17. Pandit is out and Cohen is in at Citigroup. Citigroup's Vikram Pandit is replaced by former Shearson Lehman Brothers Chairman Peter Cohen. Cohen replaces a number of senior Citigroup executives with Ramius Partners colleagues. Sandy Weill rejoins Citigroup as a senior consultant.
  18. A weakened Republican party is in disarray. Sarah Palin announces that she has separated from her husband, leaving the Republican party firmly in the hands of former Massachusetts Governor Mitt Romney. An improving economy in early 2010 elevates President Obama's popularity back to pre-inauguration levels, and, despite the market's second-quarter decline, the country comes together after the Middle East conflict, producing a tidal wave of populism that moves ever more dramatically in legislation and spirit. With the Democratic tsunami (part deux) revived, the party wins November midterm elections by a landslide.
  19. Tiger Woods makes a comeback. Tiger Woods and his wife reconcile in early 2010, and he returns earlier than expected to the PGA Tour. After announcing that his wife is pregnant with their third child, both the PGA Tour's and Tiger Woods' popularity rise to record levels, and the golfer signs a series of new commercial contracts that insure him a record $150 million of endorsement income in 2011.
  20. The New York Yankees are sold to a Jack Welch-led investor group. The Steinbrenner family decides, for estate purposes, to sell the New York Yankees to a group headed by former General Electric (GE) Chairman Jack Welch.




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Mon, 12/21/2009 - 14:47 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Mon, 12/21/2009 - 14:56 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Mon, 12/21/2009 - 14:57 | Link to Comment AN0NYM0US
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Dr. Durden - how about a ZH prediction for 2010

Mon, 12/21/2009 - 14:57 | Link to Comment crzyhun
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Dougie may be right. Some these are cheap shots, a few that are wishful thinking and the rest out right, "this is new?"

 

Mon, 12/21/2009 - 15:01 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Mon, 12/21/2009 - 16:16 | Link to Comment Orly
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...and the guy who said Goldman would go private in 2009.  (Or was it 2008?  Can't remember exactly but it has been one of his themes for a while...)

Too bad for Goldman, too.  They didn't really have any advantage being a public company this year.

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Mon, 12/21/2009 - 14:59 | Link to Comment AN0NYM0US
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some context

Doug Kass's 20 Surprises Of 2009

http://www.businessinsider.com/2008/12/doug-kasss-20-surprises-of-2009

Mon, 12/21/2009 - 15:15 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Mon, 12/21/2009 - 15:30 | Link to Comment Assetman
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#20 was actually really good... even if he didn't mention Dubai.

Tue, 12/22/2009 - 01:23 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Mon, 12/21/2009 - 22:53 | Link to Comment Neo-zero
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Karl Denniger did alot better in 2008 and so far for 2009 without the US weekly crap.

 

http://market-ticker.org/archives/689-Where-We-Are,-Where-Were-Heading-2...

Tue, 12/22/2009 - 00:32 | Link to Comment Harbourcity
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Agreed.

Mon, 12/21/2009 - 15:01 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Mon, 12/21/2009 - 15:01 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Mon, 12/21/2009 - 15:01 | Link to Comment TraderMark
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#21 Ben Bernanke goes back to option ARMs because he sees housing only going up ;)

seriously - even this guy was playing the 5/1 game

http://www.fundmymutualfund.com/2009/12/ben-bernanke-refinances-out-of.html

Mon, 12/21/2009 - 15:06 | Link to Comment Hephasteus
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Goldman will always act privatly but it will NEVER be private. It has to entwine itself into the fabric of society for protection.

Otherwise this is good semi fiction. But doubt seriously it could play at AT ALL like that.

Mon, 12/21/2009 - 15:04 | Link to Comment _Biggs_
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Off Topic. STEC consolidation breakout. Good luck.

Mon, 12/21/2009 - 15:04 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Mon, 12/21/2009 - 15:05 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Mon, 12/21/2009 - 15:07 | Link to Comment curbyourrisk
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How do we short Doug Kass?

Mon, 12/21/2009 - 15:08 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Mon, 12/21/2009 - 16:03 | Link to Comment AN0NYM0US
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#170986 - Show me someone who "really" makes money....

 

I believe you are looking for information from a dude who's country home is a dump such as this -  (best of luck)

http://www.bing.com/maps/?v=2&cp=qvh1gr8vtg0t&scene=15419628&lvl=2&sty=b

Tue, 12/22/2009 - 02:16 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Mon, 12/21/2009 - 15:13 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Mon, 12/21/2009 - 15:49 | Link to Comment dow3000
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Naw, considering where the bugs expect gold to be moving forward, a retracement back to $900 on an early Fed move and stronger dollar is a major blow (topple) to their thesis.

If the Fed does move early, I expect gold to head even lower.

Mon, 12/21/2009 - 16:52 | Link to Comment Hephasteus
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Is gold at 1093 right now? I say it isn't. I say it's at 1190 to 1220 with the charges and fees and the money changer scales. Let's just watch this stupid show and see where it goes.

Keep shuffling and paper and prophecizing the decline of gold. It's a bullshit head fake to get people to sell.

Mon, 12/21/2009 - 19:08 | Link to Comment greased up deaf guy
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depends on who you know, i suppose.  i bought a 2008 kruggerand at $30 over spot yesterday.  weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

Mon, 12/21/2009 - 16:29 | Link to Comment ConfederateH
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What is even more absurd is predicting gold at $900 and war between Israel and Iran.  That makes almost as much sense as global cooling means global warming...

Mon, 12/21/2009 - 18:48 | Link to Comment Lndmvr
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And the price of oil would be?

Mon, 12/21/2009 - 20:12 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Mon, 12/21/2009 - 22:58 | Link to Comment Neo-zero
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Abso-freaken-lutely!!!  Isreal attacking Iran and Iran's return stroke is the ultimate napalmed black swan.

 

Oil through the roof!  International transport fee's would skyrocket overnight and the whole on-time delivery avalanche comes down with it!

Mon, 12/21/2009 - 15:15 | Link to Comment WaterWings
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Some of these won't get past April 1st. The new third political party will be the Nobel Prize party...

Shall I vote for the party of Nobel Peace war, or the party of more war?

LOL

http://www.zerohedge.com/article/good-morning-worker-drones-week-mayhem-...

 

Mon, 12/21/2009 - 15:15 | Link to Comment Fat Bob
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This ballscratcher always hits 2 or 3 of these, TOPS!

Tue, 12/22/2009 - 01:29 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Mon, 12/21/2009 - 15:24 | Link to Comment Rick64
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GS going private? How would that affect their status as far as recieving government funds?

Mon, 12/21/2009 - 15:24 | Link to Comment trillion_dollar...
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He did nail the bottom back in March almost to the day though.

Mon, 12/21/2009 - 15:26 | Link to Comment Daedal
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China, facing reported inflation approaching 5%, tightens monetary and fiscal policy in March, a month ahead of a Fed tightening of 50 basis points

ie, Bernanke raising rates in April? That is, Bernanke raising rates in 4 months?

And this prognostication is made right after stating:

"despite a still moribund housing market and without any meaningful improvement in the labor market (excluding the increase in census workers) as corporations continue to cut costs and show little commitment to adding permanent employees."

If you think Bernanke is going to raise rates in that environment, he would've raised rates yesterday.

Mon, 12/21/2009 - 15:35 | Link to Comment Yossarian
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The Yanks are gonna be bought by a Masshole loosah?  Ugh- 2010 will suck.

Kass timed the bottom well but made very little money on his bullish call- does anyone have his performance record handy?  This whole business is a bunch of nonsense until funny money goes away for good...  

 

 

 

 

Mon, 12/21/2009 - 17:40 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Mon, 12/21/2009 - 15:42 | Link to Comment dow3000
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Dougie nailed the market bottom at S&P 666. I think I'll give these predictions some consideration...

Mon, 12/21/2009 - 15:55 | Link to Comment tinfoilhat
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The fed raising rates just before a midterm election?  The Dems regaining their 2008 pre-election popularity?  LOL on both counts!!!

 

Mon, 12/21/2009 - 16:09 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Mon, 12/21/2009 - 16:11 | Link to Comment merehuman
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As per the article.Bullpucky. Lots of wishfull hopes. Must be part of the Obama team.

Q> How do you save whats not earned due to lack of jobs? Moreover the dollar wont stretch that far what with rising food prices.  Denial is great , but it wont get us out of the hole we are still digging.

How will the dollar remain strong while arabs and s. americans are setting up own currencies?

How can the juggling , lies and criminality coming to light day by day not be confronted by reality or foreign creditors.

Further, how long will traders remain fools and trade on a manipulated market?

How long till hunger and frustrations come to a boil amongst the public?

Will Martial Law (is there really doubt ) comes will the dollar still be up? And gold wont rise with coming sovereign defaults or a military conflict in mideast?

Disgusted by lies. another J6p

Mon, 12/21/2009 - 16:13 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Mon, 12/21/2009 - 16:24 | Link to Comment Haywood Yablomi
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"Dougie nailed the market bottom at S&P 666. I think I'll give these predictions some consideration..."

Many of us nailed the market bottom.  Anybody that listens to Kass blindly as a result of that is foolish.  A majority of people prefer to NOT think.

Doug is going to be wrong on the majority of these predictions, as he was last year.  No knock on him -- that's how forecasting and predictions work.

Doug will outperform many other people because he thinks, and has an investment thesis.  I disagree with most of his macro views and take them with a grain of salt.

As far as I'm concerned we haven't had free markets for 6-9 months.  QE, blatant manipulation of stock markets, interest rates, and socialization of losses will do that.  Kass believes these actions will work.  I don't.

Mon, 12/21/2009 - 17:17 | Link to Comment dow3000
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Then you'll probably love Steve Keen's predictions...

http://pragcap.com/steve-keens-predictions-for-2010

 

 

Mon, 12/21/2009 - 20:15 | Link to Comment sgt_doom
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A thousand thanks, dow3000, that was beautiful.

I love that Keen guy!

Mon, 12/21/2009 - 16:35 | Link to Comment ozziindaus
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I believe Robert Prechter deserves a little credit for Doug's predictions. 

Mon, 12/21/2009 - 16:38 | Link to Comment romario
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SKF is a buy at the current levels, methinks...

 

Mon, 12/21/2009 - 19:56 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Mon, 12/21/2009 - 16:47 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Mon, 12/21/2009 - 16:54 | Link to Comment A_MacLaren
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http://www.businessinsider.com/2008/12/doug-kasss-20-surprises-of-2009

"Seabreeze partner Doug Kass was kind enough to send us his 20 surprise predictions for 2009. As Doug explains, these predictions are outliers, not events that have a high likelihood of occuring (if they did, they wouldn't be surprises)."

Nonetheless:

Doug must have smoked some good stuff before firing off that shotgun blast of WTF 2010 predictions.

Note to Doug: Drinking heavily and making predictions for the year ahead don't mix.  Sabe?  Capiche?

 

I think I'll stick with these guys, who batted 75% last year and saw this credit/debt induced cluster-f^&% from a few years back...  http://www.europe2020.org/spip.php?article628&lang=en

 

Mon, 12/21/2009 - 17:11 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Mon, 12/21/2009 - 17:11 | Link to Comment exportbank
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This is an End-of-the-Year Joke right?? I don't know anybody that even knows what they're having for lunch tomorrow - this is more visionary than one of those preachers with big hair.

Mon, 12/21/2009 - 17:25 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Mon, 12/21/2009 - 17:47 | Link to Comment phaesed
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A nice mix of comedy, honest contemplation of the probabilities, and doomsday mentality :)

Mon, 12/21/2009 - 17:53 | Link to Comment Zippyin Annapolis
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Yawn, next-

Mon, 12/21/2009 - 18:08 | Link to Comment virgilcaine
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Buffet kicks the bucket.

Mon, 12/21/2009 - 18:12 | Link to Comment Hephasteus
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I predict that an alien mothership will land and put a stop the abuse of power of our world leaders. And Blossom Goodchild will say it isn't true this time after she channeled those psychotic fuckers last year.

Mon, 12/21/2009 - 18:34 | Link to Comment pooplagrande
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My prediction? Durden reveals himself as Bernake, who then reveals himself as Dr Evil...who has used ZeroHedge to brainwash his minions to overthrow the world. He's financed through his ever-increasing CPM rates.

Mon, 12/21/2009 - 19:48 | Link to Comment THE DORK OF CORK
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So let me get this - second half GDP growth is flat after the bombs are dropped in the Persian gulf - no mention of  Oil after this minor event and the shiny stuff declines in value !

 

Mon, 12/21/2009 - 20:04 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Tue, 12/22/2009 - 01:20 | Link to Comment Spitzer
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Bernanke is commited to not having asset price deflation.

Tue, 12/22/2009 - 01:55 | Link to Comment myshadow
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Max Keiser with Steve Keen today

 

http://www.debtdeflation.com/blogs/

Tue, 12/22/2009 - 02:56 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Tue, 12/22/2009 - 04:55 | Link to Comment Pondmaster
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One nuke in the mideast and its all over . Kass , broke clock right twice a day . Wishful optimistic thinking , you been reading Mauldin Kass? I'll give Kass a 2 out of all his predictions . Whose data are you going to use for unemployment?

Tue, 12/22/2009 - 06:19 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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