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Do they accept Bitcoin?
and what are all the "usual electronic appliances attached to his body" in DSK's case?
are pocket pussies electronic now? i know they've made the old milton bradley battleship game electronic.
can't stop technology!
damnmit! i wanted to use that "pocket pussy" line/joke first.....Hell, I can't even get up to take a piss and by the time I get back, BANG, new article, tons of posts, etc., damnmit...:)
i would never bogart the pocket pussy on you, sgorem. Feel free to use it now that i'm done.
I WOULD DO A PAY-PER-VIEW FOR THIS.
there is an attractive pay package waiting for DKS as a Munich RE board member.
No doubt DSK gets one of the girls with the white armband at the M Re parties. And how can anybody junk someone on such a ludicrous topic? Why? The inverse, junk as flag, is the problem to begin with for DSK.
will he be raping women on that webcam? Because there are a lot of people into watching that sort of thing...IMF needs funds
He'll be raping his hand.
the question is is he ambidextrous?
No he is a leftist.
probably won't have to keep the mouse hand on a mouse in the cell...
I get the impression that you're the sort of person into that.
If he keeps doing those gorilla impressions while on web cam, Jersey Shore might have some competition.
Next up after Bail
I did not knowingly resign my position as IMF Chief!
Then it's bail revoked
Strauss promised the Judge not to flee
If he granted him sweet liberty
-- At least not for a week
When to France he would sneek
To party with Roman Polanski.
The HBO movie of this whole affair just won't be the same if he doesn't overpower his guards, speed to the airport, board a fueled-up G5, and zip off to France where he will be welcomed as a hero and elected the next President of France.
Getting bail for DSK was difficult. Bill Clinton had to vouch for his character. DSK will be staying at Clinton's office in Harlem. Like other executive suites, Clinton's office is more of a home away from home, with a bedroom, shower, maid's quarters, Sexually Transmitted Disease clinic, etc.
Mine's lame, but maybe inspiration will come (more slowly than he did with the maid, I'm sure)
There once was a randy old Gaul
Who took a political fall
Cause of charges he laid
A New York hotel maid
Who couldn't escape him at all.
There once was a plutocrat Dominique
Who’s alleged a sexual freak
A maid he did jump
His career in the dump
Thanks, Sarkozy Twitter leaks!
He is so leaving.
I wonder, will his new digs have maid service?
and will he have le-mom-aid to drink ?
how did he come up with that million dollars bail ? print it ? steal it thru taxation ? he's a creep, it's a set up .
His buddies loaned it to him. All his Davos and G-7 fellows ponied up to get him out of jail.
depends on what the definition of "print" is....
Wire transfer from Timmay.
his wife wired it days ago. Like day one, she just sent it over for him.
Oh, to be the FBI agent listening in on THAT phone conversation! :>D
In court he claimed his net worth at $2 million and did not have the rumored vast resources for wealth to pose a flight risk. 2 million ins't much.....so why the fuck is he claiming that he was charging the $3K/night room ton his personal credit card? People with only 2 million stay in $90 hotels. What a fucking liar. Pure scum.....I could kill him if I wouldn't be prosecuted. Guess I'm just an hardened man.
Or heart attack in bathtub.
He could record a web cam reality show with one of the Palins while he waits.
This is just the first step.
I guarantee this guy is going to get off easy.
Pay a big fine, and some community service, maybe a couple months behind bars, that's it.
Within 6 months of his release, he'll be swilling booze and chasing women with all the other G-7, Davos, and IMF Plutocrats.
Alpha Thugs and PigMen continue to rule.
Just look how much more power they obtained after the 2008 crash. Bigger, fatter, stronger, wealthier than ever.
Nothing is ever going to change.
You are EXACTLY RIGHT. So true.
coming from your avatar it sounds very sincere.
They already raping e'erybody out here.
bummer.......now, no bankers in jail........sad day
Thumbs up for justice, home boy. Ha Ha.
Everything neatly arranged by the shadow IMF: Resign and get a lawyer, bail money, an expense account and a pension. But he might not get another invite to Bohemian Grove this year. Bummer.
I don’t think he kicks it there. Bohemian Grove is for conservatives who enjoy consensual, homosexual sex and owl worship. Socialists like DSK prefer straight rape.
I hereby unjunk one your (5) junks. This site needs an "unjunk" feature.
His lawyer shoulf arrange a dozen lie detector tests proving consent, then he should ove to have the charges reduced or dismissed so he can get his job back. Unless, of course, he could not pass the lie detector tests in which case he s in hot water...
Unless, of course, he could not pass the lie detector tests
Unless, of course, he could not pass the lie detector tests
Are you kidding, thats what the IMF demands of him everyday in business of central banking.
Polygraph test results are not admissible in any U.S. court of law.
polygraph penis tests are...
The newer technologies based on brain activity imaging have not been excluded. They do require brain activity though and I'm not sure vampire or squid brains would work. I think you have to be human.
there are people sitting in county jail for unpaid speeding tickets, or dont have $500 to post bail for petty misdomeaners and have to wait upto 45 days for a fair and speedy trial.
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