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DSK Has Arrived In Court For His Bail Hearing

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And while DSK is no longer relevant in any global financial or economic sense, his personal tragedy (from likely future president to prison inmate) will haunt the media for a while. Therefore headlines such as this will likely be commonplace for at least a week or two, until the world moves on to the next major financial scandal (and how fitting is it that the biggest conviction of a financier to date is of a foreigner for a crime totally unrelated to any financial or economic actions over the past decade). According to Reuters, DSK has just arrived in court where his lawyers are asking that he be released on $1 million cash bail and placed under 24-hour home detention with electronic monitoring, court papers showed. A bail hearing is due to be held later on Thursday. "Strauss-Kahn's lawyers have denied the charges of a criminal sexual act, attempted rape, sexual abuse, unlawful imprisonment and forcible touching. He was denied bail on Monday. He faces up to 25 years in prison if convicted." Elsewhere, screenplay writers are furious scribbling across the nation, keeping the Starbucks topline well funded, in hopes of getting the royalty rights for the next big Hollywood blockbuster to be titled, appropriately enough: "DSK."

 

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Thu, 05/19/2011 - 11:22 | 1291574 TruthInSunshine
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If y'all think the criminal proceedings are fun to watch (I don't, personally, just more bread & circus, IMO), just wait until the civil proceedings take place (after the criminal proceedings run their full course).

Hilarity will ensue. No white Ford Bronco chase scenes, though (or will there be?).

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 12:47 | 1291930 Ahmeexnal
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Indeed.
Instead of a televised OJ trying on a glove and turning to the TV camera to demonstrate it's too tight a fit, the world shall witness DSK trying on the mouth and claiming it's not his size mouth.
And instead of the White Bronco chase, you'll get a naked flatulent, fat 62yr old man chasing a maid down the hotel halls, in a scene reminiscent of Borat chasing down Azamat:

http://www.youtube.com/verify_age?next_url=http%3A//www.youtube.com/watc...

Update: Expect a double episode of "Law and Order Special Victims Unit" based on this incident.

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 11:26 | 1291575 Clueless Economist
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What about the poor Guinea woman??

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 11:33 | 1291599 bob_dabolina
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Sells her version to Stephen Spielberg, does a few interviews on the View/the O network, and comes out with her own product line named something sparkling with creativity like (Rapeè The French Connection)...next thing you know that poor Guinea woman will be appearing on the Forbes list of richest Americans.

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 13:21 | 1292290 caconhma
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The entire case is a suspect.

This is all would be funny unless an innocent person was set up an unjustly convicted. If it can be done to a powerful and rich man, it can be done to anybody in America.

Unfortunately, the justice as well as the US Constitution are something from a history book. It is not practiced here in America any more.

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 11:23 | 1291579 dbTX
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How about lifting his passport?

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 12:16 | 1291856 Captain Planet
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already in the hands of the courts....

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 20:32 | 1292896 Zero Govt
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yes and it's fuking rediculous 

how any man proclaiming his innocence can be cuffed and jailed by the NY Police before the charges are proven is beyond me!!!

it's one persons word against another (person). The man is innocent until proven guilty, free until proven guilty. Until that time the Police should have no right to cuff anyone, jail anyone, parade them around in a court circus or take their passport, only interview him for his version of events 

This is a bloody travesty of 'justice' ...welcome to the Banana Republic state of New York

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 11:27 | 1291583 Josh Randall
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OFF with his Head - both of them

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 11:25 | 1291588 digalert
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Should he get bail, NYPD could stake out the route to JFK and bust him for speeding.

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 20:26 | 1293979 Zero Govt
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the bail is $1m ...presumably the maid put up a deposit of $1m too for making such serious accusations, handed in her passport and resigned from her job before she too was released by the NYPD?

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 11:26 | 1291590 john39
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i suspect that he has to die at some point.  Too big a risk that he wants a little revenge for the set up, and will spill the beans on his banker cronies.  I sense a hanging in the near future.

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 12:00 | 1291773 Abitdodgie
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It's just a case of mistaken identity , what happened really was , DSK had ordered a hooker and she was running late , the way these hookers get into big hotels is by dressing like house keeping , he was also running late but had pre paid so when there was a knock on the door , well the rest you can figure out. after having great sex ( he like's it when they struggle), now very short on time he ran out forgetting his phone . The actual blame for this incident is actually the cleaning lady for not being able to say anything else in English besides " house keeping " once again pointing out how important it is to learn the fucking language .

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 11:26 | 1291592 pazmaker
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(and how fitting is it that the biggest conviction of a financier to date is of a foreigner for a crime totally unrelated to any financial or economic actions over the past decade).

 

I didn't realize he was already convicted?

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 11:33 | 1291609 el-greco
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He was apparently convicted several minutes after the cleaning lady filed her complaint.

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 12:12 | 1291771 hedgeless_horseman
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Why are we waiting so long to shoot him in the face and dump his body at sea?

Where is Jack Ruby?

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 12:53 | 1292077 FWM
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That's "Mr. Rubenstein" to you.

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 11:38 | 1291640 alien-IQ
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Apparently, in America being French is a crime. The fact that he's a banker is a bonus.

As far as law and conviction or evidence or any of that...since when did that ever get in the way of a good ole fashioned all American public lynching?

I don't know if he's guilty. I don't know if he's innocent. What I do know is that there is ZERO evidence in either direction and once upon a time in a land formerly known as America, people used to be presumed innocent until proven guilty. But alas, no mas. Spectacle is far far more important than due process in this hamburger chugging American idol watching idiocracy.

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 11:45 | 1291702 Max Hunter
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I agree with everything but the ZERO evidence statement. You don't know what has been collected.

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 11:51 | 1291716 alien-IQ
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Nobody in the public sphere does, therefore, in terms of public information, there is ZERO evidence.

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 11:53 | 1291747 NotApplicable
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That's a nonsensical statement. Public information is not synonymous with evidence.

All you're referring to is the court of public opinion, not to a criminal court, where evidence may or may not exist. Our ignorance of it is immaterial to the prosecution.

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 11:59 | 1291785 alien-IQ
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Of course I am talking about public opinion. I am neither the prosecutor nor the defense attorney therefore I cannot possibly know what evidence exists other than what has been made public and that is, up until this point, ZERO.

The point I have been trying to make, but to no avail, is that many here seem content to brand him guilty by mere virtue of the fact that he's French and a Banker. It's the American idiot perfecta. How can most resist?...But for a group of people that so frequently pontificate about the need for justice, rule of law and accountability...most here have become the very thing they so often criticize.

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 12:05 | 1291804 topcallingtroll
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More than likely he is guilty. However he will get his day in court. It will be no worse and no better than european trials.

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 12:21 | 1291893 pasttense
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Nonsense:

This guy is one of the rich and powerful.

1. The hotel wouldn't have called the police if they didn't have a high degree of belief he was guilty (it took them an hour to do so). Why? They aren't going to risk the loss of tens of thousands of dollars worth of business for anything less.

2. The police wouldn't have arrested him if they weren't certain he was guilty (the police don't antagonize the rich and powerful).

3. The prosecuting attorney wouldn't have filed charges and very certainly wouldn't have opposed bail for the same reason.

The OP doesn't seem to realize the rich and powerful are treated differently from the rest of us.

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 12:44 | 1292025 Ahmeexnal
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Question: WHO OWNS THE SOFITEL CHAIN OF HOTELS?

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 12:50 | 1292056 flacorps
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Accor froggies.

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 14:10 | 1292490 Hard1
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Another question, how do you say fuck you in French? vas te faire encule?

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 11:53 | 1291725 MachoMan
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If there isn't any evidence, as quickly as everything unfolded, then I think you've got a clear cut case of herculean negligence or phony story...  the latter being vastly more likely.

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 12:55 | 1292091 flattrader
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>>>What I do know is that there is ZERO evidence in either direction<<<

What bullshit...

The key card log alone is going to be a problem for him.  He initially lied and said he was never alone with her in the room.

He's not only rapist, he's an idiot.

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 12:02 | 1291783 topcallingtroll
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Zero evidence?

Apparently his defense will be consent.

Since he admitted to the act then the testimony of the two parties is critical to determining consent.

At least we dont protect convicted pedophiles and have an age of consent of 13 as in france.

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 12:04 | 1291813 alien-IQ
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"At least we dont protect convicted pedophiles and have an age of consent of 13 as in france."

No, in America you send your kids to church to learn about god and country...because surely there is nobody in church that wants to bone jr.

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 13:10 | 1292190 SoNH80
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Don't be sore because your grandmother had to suck Wehrmacht cock for cigarettes from 1940-44.  THAT wasn't America's fault, you cheap Socialist buffoon.

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 11:28 | 1291601 buzzsaw99
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If they let him out on a measly $1M bail that will be the last they ever see of him.

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 11:46 | 1291707 ThisIsBob
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Of course.  Write a check for a mill and its over?  Where do I sign?

Surely a man of his resources can get to French territory from midtown without too much trouble.

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 11:52 | 1291724 buzzsaw99
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He would be greeted as a hero in France. If I was a woman living in France I would carry a razor in my shoe because the law doesn't care.

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 11:29 | 1291602 Franken_Stein
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Strauss-Kahn is the first of the elite to have his satellite trackable RFID chip implanted after he has paid the bail.

 

It's the latest hot thing in town, you know.

 

It's a lifestyle now to wear this thing, so embrace it !

You get assigned a unique ID number and who wouldn't love that ?!

After all it's all for your safety, you know.

 

Imagine this.

You could be involved in a car accident, lying unconsciously in the wreckage, but your chip will automatically transfer your vital signs over the internet and call an ambulance.

So this could be a life saver !

 

Trust me, I'm from the government and I'm here to help you.

Bwaahahahahahaha !

 

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 11:32 | 1291614 buzzsaw99
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the irony, it burns.

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 11:41 | 1291668 TruthInSunshine
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Much like the syphilis coursing through DSK's urinary tract (is some allegations turn out to be true?)?

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 11:54 | 1291731 buzzsaw99
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the list of burning STDs that guy has must be quite lengthy.

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 11:32 | 1291606 Herman Strandsc...
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The Title should be 'Tsk, tsk, DSK'

the frog who won't croke

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 11:37 | 1291626 Abitdodgie
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Can you imagine been a TSA agent and having to touch his junk , extra gloves and alcohol swabs to room 2

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 11:59 | 1291782 Things that go bump
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I doubt if people of DSK's former stature are subjected to the TSA circus.  They wait in separate VIP waitings rooms so that they never have to mix with the great unwashed and I imagine they go through some sort of cursory security screening that does not involve standing in line, or having their junk touched or their pristine insides x-rayed.  

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 12:17 | 1291850 Herman Strandsc...
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TSA (Top Signatures & Autographs)

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 11:31 | 1291610 Miss Expectations
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If the support payments should stop due to DSK being indisposed, I suspect at least a few illegitimate children will be popping up. 

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 11:34 | 1291612 topcallingtroll
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It is easy to become disconnected to reality like DSK was when people have so much power in other areas of their lives.

At the hospitals where i work people laugh at my jokes even if they are not funny, they never level with me or give me constructive criticism. I can get away with whatever i want including fondling certain staff because of the huge power differential which is an aphrodisiac for some women.

As the irreplaceable rainmaker in high demand i have to be very careful not to cross too many lines. You can easily feel you have vomplete immunity and take it too far. If this happens.for your everyday rainmaker who is titular head of organization I can only imagine the transgressions that people make at DSK's level.

Be careful not to develop a god complex! Someone will eventually take you down if you push it too far.

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 11:38 | 1291628 pazmaker
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Did you just admit to fondling certain staff members??  Assuming you may say no, my next question is then how do you know you can get away with it?

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 11:41 | 1291645 topcallingtroll
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It is hard to know if they genuinely like me or know that if they complain and i have to resign they all lose their jobs, since there is no prospect of a replacement.

This was to point out how power differentials can change behavior. Anonymity breeds honesty!

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 15:36 | 1292918 SoNH80
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That's right, so you are both a docktor dude AND a widget factory owner.  Your dirt bike's getting wet, better put it into the garage.

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 15:39 | 1292921 Things that go bump
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I know a neurosurgeon who routinely humiliates somebody in his surgical suite.  He picks on a victum and subjects them to a vicious verbal attack. His does this often and even other physicians are not immune when he is in the throes of surgery.  Woe to the surgical tech who draws his attention. That person will be treated to a detailed evaluation of their intelligence, education, personal habits, and parentage in front of everybody in the room.  No one ever officially says a word.  He is brilliant, of course.  Outside of surgery, he is a lovely man and his patients adore him.  It is the stress, I suppose.

 

But my dear Dr. topcallingtroll, your excesses are of an entirely different nature and you are on a slippery slope. I know you think you are smart enough to know where to draw the line, but the thrill of your indulgences will pale and you will have to dare more to get the thrill. Sooner or later you will misjudge and go too far, and then there will be humiliation galore, mortified parents and children, furious spouse, professional censure, great personal loss. As children we had a bus driver who would allow the little girls to stand next to him and operate the door mechanism.  It was great fun and we felt so important. After a while he started rubbing the girls' legs under their dresses.  It was odd but not unpleasant.  Then one day he was just gone.  I found out many years later that he had finally put his hand in a little girl's panties and hurt her and that was the end of him.  You should probably speak to someone professionally about the little liberties you are allowing youself.  

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 15:40 | 1292938 SoNH80
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He's not actually a doctor.  He once accused me of being an unemployed bum, and that he himself was a factory owner.  Which is it?  He makes a lot of sense in most of his ZH posts, but I wouldn't take him too literally.

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 16:28 | 1293126 Things that go bump
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Ah, I guess under the cloak of anonymity one can be many things.  Who does it hurt, after all?

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 17:13 | 1293373 SoNH80
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Yep, fun for the whole family.

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 15:38 | 1292932 SoNH80
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This guy's some kid having fun.  He once told me he was a factory owner.

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 11:40 | 1291658 redarrow
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How does one stay humble? Sometimes boredom coming from succeeding having met all your targets or significantly exceeding them at both personal and professional level leaves a gap how does one fill that?

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 15:35 | 1292907 SoNH80
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You really are a troll.  I thought you owned a factory?  Or are you a financial advisor?  Or are you a high school kid in Sugar Land, Texas?

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 11:37 | 1291627 Fantasy Planet
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Give him his "I M Fucked" t-shirt.  

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 12:00 | 1291769 NotApplicable
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Winnah!

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 11:38 | 1291629 carbonmutant
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Who's gonna play DSK in the Movie?

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 11:36 | 1291636 digalert
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New John Carpenter sequel: Escape from New York

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 11:46 | 1291661 Franken_Stein
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Snake Plissken to bum, wearing the President's transmitter wristband:

"Are you the president ?"

 

Bum to Snake Plissken:

"As soon as I was wearing this thing, I knew that I'm the president."

 

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 11:40 | 1291638 tip e. canoe
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Arnold in his big comeback

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 11:44 | 1291669 buzzsaw99
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At least Arnold had enough sense to bone his own maid.

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 11:47 | 1291713 Cpl Hicks
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No sense there, he just couldn't wait before he left home.

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 11:49 | 1291718 Bam_Man
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And keep her on the payroll for another ten years.

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 11:52 | 1291741 buzzsaw99
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exactly.

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 11:43 | 1291657 carbonmutant
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Who's gonna play the maid?

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 11:53 | 1291673 Herman Strandsc...
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Julie Andrews after make-up in her nun's outfit

 

 

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 11:45 | 1291696 Cpl Hicks
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Rosie O'Donnell, believe it or not.

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 12:00 | 1291768 carbonmutant
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In full body makup...? LOL

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 11:41 | 1291663 brunolem
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Mel Gibson ?

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 11:41 | 1291667 Herman Strandsc...
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Kermit's cousin?

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 11:42 | 1291670 wang
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And while DSK is no longer relevant in any global financial or economic sense,

 

but we do need some closure, especially those of us who were too young to appreciate the significance of the OJ slo mo car chase

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 11:43 | 1291678 I am Jobe
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As Paris Hilton would say, that's hot

 

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 11:49 | 1291710 wang
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Disney trade marked "Seal Team 6" the day after the Osama takedown

 

Rumor has it they just trade marked "DSK, From Rikers to the Élysée"

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 11:50 | 1291729 theotheri
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Hey guys, how about we let the PROVEN FACTS determine this man's fate instead of your lethal judgements and assumptions?  Your collective disdain for the man's business affairs should have zero impact on his culpability for the heinous crime he has been charged with.  If he is guilty of the charges then hopefully he will be convicted and justice served.  Until then he is merely the accused.

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 12:03 | 1291791 NotApplicable
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Are you responding to anyone in particular?

Or is this some form of collective punishment?

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 12:07 | 1291808 hedgeless_horseman
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Are you talking about DSK or OBL?

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 12:16 | 1291855 theotheri
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DSK.  It is our collective interest to give this man a fair trial.  Only then will justice be served.

OBL admitted to committing acts of war against America on American soil.  While I believe it would have been worthwhile to bring him back to America to stand trial for those war crimes, the resulting media circus surrounding the trial would probably have done more damage to the nation that the fallout from the targeted kill. 

Just my opinion on OBL of course but even the harshest critics of DSK (not sure why any of you have any real opinions of him to this point other than the fact that he was a banker which itself is horribly discriminatory) should acknowledge his right to due process.

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 12:23 | 1291902 Captain Planet
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You have obviously never been accused of a crime theo....

Sure innocent till proven guilty...by law....but human emotion does not abide by legalese

I've been accused of a much more benign crime than anything DSK has to offer, but was sure never presumed innocent....I was guilty on the spot according to my humble leftist college....and treated accordingly

Only to be having the last laugh now....

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 12:37 | 1291972 theotheri
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" but was sure never presumed innocent..."

In the eyes of the law you absolutely should have been.

While I genuinely sympathize with the wrongful accusations laid against you, neither my personal history nor yours should have any relevance to the situation before us.  Clearly if the allegations are proven to be true the trial should be swift but why don't we let them speak for themselves?

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 12:36 | 1291979 theotheri
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" but was sure never presumed innocent..."

In the eyes of the law you absolutely should have been.

While I genuinely sympathize with the wrongful accusations laid against you, neither my personal history nor yours should have any relevance to the situation before us.  Clearly if the allegations are proven to be true the trial should be swift but why don't we let them speak for themselves?

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 13:18 | 1292248 mendigo
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more to the point, there is about zero chance this guy will be convicted in the american system where it requires money to obtain justice - the more the better. soon he will be back on his yacht, maybe a little worse for wear and taking-out his frustrations on a new girlfriend.

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 13:26 | 1292310 mendigo
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more to the point, there is about zero chance this guy will be convicted in the american system where it requires money to obtain justice - the more the better. soon he will be back on his yacht, maybe a little worse for wear and taking-out his frustrations on a new girlfriend.

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 12:14 | 1291862 Cpl Hicks
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Maybe Seal Team 6 (TM-Disney) should pay a night time visit to Riker's Island.

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 13:00 | 1292118 Herman Strandsc...
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Surely you mean the Legion de foreign frog team?

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 12:51 | 1292038 LMAO
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"PROVEN FACTS" WTF is that? Can something be an unproven fact.....?

The only thing that matters is the Courts' ruling on the question and "believe you me", facts may very well have nothing to do with him being found guilty or not.

That's how the USSA rolls. It's all about ruling in favor of whoever controls a corrupt judicial system.

 

LMAO

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 13:03 | 1292139 theotheri
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I strongly disagree with your paranoid dillusions of the judicial system.

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 13:52 | 1292422 LMAO
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Well, I regard myself sceptical as far as the "judicial" system of the USSA is concerned.

You, my dear Sir must be comatose defending the very institution which is killing off the constitution and our civil rights.

http://www.zerohedge.com/article/guest-post-end-history

You may now Go fuck yourself!

 

LMAO

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 11:54 | 1291738 gookempucky
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Cant wait for that- I can see it now

Starring Nick Nolte and Whoppee Goldberg titled NO OFFENSE MaaM

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 11:57 | 1291759 PulauHantu29
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So when do his "love children" come forward?

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 11:56 | 1291762 markar
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Rosie O'Donnell as the maid? ROFLMAO

Story would have had a very different outcome:

DSK found tied naked to the bed, severed penis in mouth, smeared with excrement and the word "pig" carved in his chest

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 12:05 | 1291802 NotApplicable
Thu, 05/19/2011 - 12:19 | 1291875 jaxville
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  DSK is going to walk on this just like he did when he got caught stealing student's insurance funds in France. That is the fate of the "chosen". Actually it's their priviledge and our fate to suffer their garbage.

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 12:23 | 1291903 Eireann go Brach
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Dirty Stupid K(c)unt

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 13:05 | 1292142 Herman Strandsc...
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Dipperdick Stresses Knave(ess)

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 12:37 | 1291992 Marty Rothbard
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What I suspect happened is.

DHK's reputation as a womanizer was used to create a believable frame.

Lets think about who may have done it..

Just who would gain from the US oriented Sarkosy being reelected?

Lots of people in the US.  Particularly anyone who wants NATO in Libya.  Weapons dealers, oil companies that don't have operations in Libya (lots of those in the US), Zionists.  Pretty much all groups that the federal government supports.  The federal government itself, is in this category, it it's pursuit of the ultimate warfare, welfare state, it has run out of military.

Who could frame him, and have the mainstream media go along?

 Not so many.  Some covert US agency, notably CIA would have the easiest time of it.  They wouldn't even have to pay her off.  Hollywood, and the courts will give her all the money she can spend, at least for a while.   She doesn't even have to know she's a "framing hammer" (TM).   Just drug DSK, have a lookalike rape the woman, and throw around some semen collected from DSK, by some pretty operative a few months prior.  Bring DSK back to consiousness, lying alone in his room.  He shows up late for a flight, confused, and missing some of his accouterments, just as if he's trying to make a quick get away.  He dosen't have any memory of being drugged, just a blank period in his memory.   He might even be unsure of what happened, and begin believing he may have done it.  I hope his lawyers had a blood sample drawn ASAP.

I'm not saying that's what happened.  I do, however, find it more believable, than a rich 60 something executive throwing away everything, to screw some hotel worker, while the call girls of the world await.  I honestly can't believe she is that hot.

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 12:57 | 1292089 flacorps
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Government has worked on developing drugs that could make him do it...

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 12:50 | 1292061 Refuge2012
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I believe he was set up...but that doesn't mean he's not a pig.  Just because a fish bites at bait, doesn't make him not a fish.  place of refuge 2012 dot com

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 12:59 | 1292130 Herman Strandsc...
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But eating prison food makes you a prisoner, so there.

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 13:10 | 1292209 living on the edge
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It shouldn't have taken a perverse sexual encounter (whether guilty or not) to rid the economic world of another elitist psychopath.

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 13:24 | 1292299 keating
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Were I DSK's lawyer, right after I made bail, I would go to ten lie detector shops, have DSK establish that it was consensual sex, and that he had anticipated a call girl dressed as hotel help. Then, the lawyer would announce the international incident that DSK had been set up by opponents for his presidential bid, demand an investigation of the victim, the CIA and everyone else, and insist that DSK have immunity and go back to France, while resuming his job. Believe me, everyone in France knows, BSK is a seducer, but non-violent and that this was a setup. It happened to him before when he ran for mayor of paris.

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 13:25 | 1292300 SilverFiend
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TSA goons face millions of counts of "illegal touching"

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 13:33 | 1292334 Alex Kintner
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Thu, 05/19/2011 - 14:08 | 1292494 Pinefox
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When a man is young, he thinks he is invincible; when old, he thinks he's infallable.  This I have learned over the past 64 years.

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 14:22 | 1292563 TruthInSunshine
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DSK's attorneys are allegedly, according to some rumors online today, floating a trial balloon defense that DSK thought the maid was a call girl.

Whether this is what they're going with, on top of (pun?) or separate from, the consensual sex defense, will be known before too long.

Again, this is just the word on the street...or interwebz...

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 14:37 | 1292627 docmac324
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He will walk, any takers?

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 15:14 | 1292805 Marina Sorciere
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Bread and circus is everything these days.

 

This government has surpassed itself in entertainment value.

 

They are regurgitating garbage for our amusement at an even more furious rate than the ADD afflicted MSM can report it!

 

In three weeks alone, we've had the trifecta of:

 

THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE! At long last!

...and before anyone of any intelligence has the chance to examine the timing of such a miraculous release of privileged information (or for that matter, its authenticity - or not)...

 

Tah-dah! THE BOGEY MAN IS DEAD! No body, mind you and no discussion of why the US has for ten years been executing a war in the wrong country, if looking for OBL is/was the objective...Then, of course there was the "instant DNA" result. See, the US is still the world leader in scientific technology!

 

The third thriller is BIG FAT CAT BANKER BUSTED!

Of course he is a foreigner (and why is it they always scapegoat a Frenchman - GS Fabulous Fabrice?) Right, he was not slicing and dicing fraudulent mortgage backed securities and peddling them to your pension plan, but that's a mere detail!

So...what happened to the "instant DNA" kit? They don't share this stuff with the NYPD? But maybe that's not necessary since he evidently is guilty before he's even been tried for his alleged crimes.

 

Is this what is meant by "winning the future?" The lies and sleazy entertainment just keep on coming.

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