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DSK To Maid: "No, baby. Don’t worry....Don't You Know Who I Am"

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The DSK soap opera continues. The latest revelations about the alleged rape that occurred last Saturday at the Sofitel now detail the specific language attemptedly used by the former IMF head, in what is becoming apparent was nothing more than a case of entitlement gone horribly wrong, and unchecked, thus encouraged, for many years. Per Fox news: "Dominique Strauss-Kahn  told a New York hotel maid, “Don’t you know who I am! Don’t you know who I am?” while pinning her down during the alleged sexual assault, law enforcement sources close to the investigation told The 32-year-old African immigrant repeatedly told her alleged attacker, “Please, please stop. No!” Strauss-Kahn allegedly responded: “No, baby. Don’t worry, you’re not going to lose your job. Please, baby, don’t worry,” Strauss-Kahn responded, according to investigators. “Don’t you know who I am? Don’t you know who I am?." As usual, with most opinions on the matter appear to have been already determined well in advance of the actual jury trial, the one reasonable assumption is to take everything with a grain of salt.

More from the article:

According to the maid’s account, as told to investigators and relayed to, the maid entered the room and was confronted by a naked Strauss-Kahn, who emerged from the bathroom and began grabbing the maid’s breasts while trying to pin her down on his bed.

The maid is deeply religious, investigators said, and immediately put her hands over her eyes so she wouldn’t see the naked Frenchman. He ran to her, began grabbing her breasts and pulling her down the hallway inside the luxury suite toward the bedroom.

The blood-stained white bed sheets were later taken into evidence by police.

The maid said she tried a variety of tactics to get herself out of the room and away from Strauss-Kahn. She said, “my manager is in the hallway,” which he wasn’t -- but the former IMF chief wasn’t scared off. The single mother allegedly told the Frenchman that the job was important to her and any conflict with a hotel guest would result in her losing her job.

Please stop. I need my job, I can’t lose my job, don’t do this. I will lose my job. Please, please stop! Please stop!” she told Strauss-Kahn, according to law enforcement sources.

Strauss-Kahn allegedly responded: “No, baby. Don’t worry, you’re not going to lose your job. Please, baby, don’t worry,” Strauss-Kahn responded, according to investigators. “Don’t you know who I am? Don’t you know who I am?”

While she continued to plead with him, begging him to stop, he allegedly continued to attack her, dragging her down the hallway.

The maid, supposedly, escaped from DSK after "pushing him into the sharp edge of an armoire in the hotel suite. Sources said the Frenchman has a gash on his back where he hit the armoire."

Strauss-Kahn also made passes at two separate female concierges during his 24-hour stay. When he checked in, he grabbed and massaged the hand of the concierge and invited her to his room. She declined. Later on that night, Strauss-Kahn called downstairs and invited a different female concierge up to his room. “Come upstairs, I’ve got a beautiful room, a great bottle of wine.” That employee also declined the Frenchman’s advances, sources said.

Regardless of the final outcome of this trial, if nothing else, a Hollywood movie is surely already in the works. What is undeniable, however, is that the current head of the IMF at least through the end of August, is a former JPM employee, and the soap opera to find his successor is shaping up to be an even bigger drama, with the sides set as all developed world vying for Christine Lagarde, while China, the developing world, and Goldman as reported earlier, opting for a candidate indicative of the New World Order.

Expect much more circus coverage.


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Mon, 05/23/2011 - 17:41 | 1303118 dhussey
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Has anyone asked the question yet:

What is this latest scandel trying to divert our attention away from?  Other than Israel, maybe Russias presidencial race?  I am really trying to figure out who and why media wants our attention to the left...  Who is and what is going on the to the right?

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 17:49 | 1303131 Crisismode
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The Left and the Right are merely two sides of the same coin. It matters not which one you pay attention to -- the end result is exactly the same.

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 18:02 | 1303179 Rainman
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Speaking of diversions, George W. Obama is visiting his native land of Ireland today. Next up on the Native Country tour is Kenya, Hawaii, Chicago, Kansas, Boston, etc.

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 18:14 | 1303199 Ahmeexnal
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Don't forget his annual pilgrimage to Mecca.

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 18:26 | 1303215 Caviar Emptor
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And Indonesia where he spent his formative years, romping through the sooks, playing Ali Baba and his magic lamp, preparing for Ramadan, getting dressed up as Simbad for Eid-Ul-Ada ! Oh, such memories......

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 18:22 | 1303225 nmewn
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Yeah, they can track his lineage back for five generations on both parents sides but still can't find his college exam scores ;-) 

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 20:07 | 1303561 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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At least he admits to working for Kissinger Associates.

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 20:58 | 1303717 nmewn
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Tri-lats bitchez ;-)

I still say he was "the right guy, at the right time" to take advantage of some sort of guilt trip hangover among the populace.

He's never done anything to be qualified to be president, never kept a payroll, never been a govenor where delegation and adminsitration over vital departments is priority, he's been on the public dole in one form or another his entire was a strict marketing campaign.

Great voice though (outside of his prolonged sss's, sounds like the Gopher from Winnie the Pooh to me though...LOL), his speech writers suck because the speeches have no continuity from the words to the deeds, outside of hope we pull this out.

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 23:06 | 1304062 Ahmeexnal
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And he's never been in combat.

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 23:22 | 1304089 Fish Gone Bad
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I am pretty sure he fought for the right to party back in his cocaine days.

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 23:45 | 1304136 nmewn
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Why bother, he seems quite adept at having others do it for him, doesn't he?

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 02:22 | 1304296 jeff montanye
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as dick cheney said, "i had other priorities."  but it's a fiction.  like professional wrestling.  

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 07:50 | 1304472 Bartanist
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I am not sure of relevance ...

People who "want" to be in combat to kill others are psychopaths ...

... and he does not give a damn about people who are in combat because of circumstances, but do not want to be there.

It does not appear he can care about anyone except himself under any circumstances and I do not believe it would change the way he treats people like play toys.

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 21:56 | 1303868 Concentrated po...
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manchurian candidate

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 18:26 | 1303228 goldinpenguin
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It's O'Bama

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 18:35 | 1303252 knukles
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Sheamus O'Bama

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 18:58 | 1303320 YHC-FTSE
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Funniest thing I've read today!

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 21:01 | 1303738 Widowmaker
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Mon, 05/23/2011 - 22:22 | 1303921 Oh regional Indian
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NoshameUS O'Bama perhaps?

GOod one knukles.


Tue, 05/24/2011 - 02:55 | 1304322 Arkadaba
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A friend in Ireland took the kids to see his speech and posted some photos. I was amazed at how close they got.

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 09:09 | 1304648 knukles
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Were they the only ones who bothered attending?

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 18:09 | 1303196 Ahmeexnal
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This is just smoke and mirrors for the sheeple. Meanwhile, the euro is about to go bielorussian.

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 18:43 | 1303280 takinthehighway
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You misunderstand him, friend...a magician will use such diversion to pull off the trick, by getting your attention focused on his left hand while the right hand does the dirty work.

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 02:25 | 1304299 jeff montanye
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that certainly makes more sense (although dsk is a rich "socialist" and tptb are the controllers of capital, generally thought to be "on the right").

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 17:56 | 1303144 Pladizow
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The truth will remain between the two, there will be no substantial evidence and whether guilty or not - he'll walk!

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 19:13 | 1303370 longorshort
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BTW you should clean up your filthy profile.  This is not pethouse you louse.

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 19:27 | 1303410 Pladizow
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Sorry Mamm!

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 19:51 | 1303507 legal eagle
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Nice rack, dont sweat it.

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 23:28 | 1304097 Fish Gone Bad
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As much as people seem to dis on Robot Trader, he has had a smokin' avatar.  That one post he did with all the Los Angeles high end hookers was a scream!

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 19:47 | 1303487 topcallingtroll
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what is filthy about the female breast?

They are beautiful.

I see nothing to be ashamed of and certainly nothing filthy.

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 20:18 | 1303606 Harlequin001
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There's nothing 'filthy' about them but to be blunt, if I wanted to gaze at tits all day I would search for soft porn, I wouldn't expect to see them plastered all over a public forum.

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 00:19 | 1304174 StychoKiller
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Actually, they look well-scrubbed and polished!  Filth, like art, is in the mind of the beholder.

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 19:35 | 1303423 topcallingtroll
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Breasts are filthy?

I tend to think they are beautiful.

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 20:04 | 1303560 David449420
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I've always thought that God made a mistake giving breasts to woman.

Men appreciate them so much more.


Mon, 05/23/2011 - 20:37 | 1303653 sullymandias
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Beautiful yeah, but makes for reading at work uncomfortable...

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 22:15 | 1303911 Papasmurf
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Maybe you could work while your at work instead of playing on the internet.

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 02:24 | 1304302 jeff montanye
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now, now.  it makes for a more viral experience.

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 22:34 | 1303966 goldfish1
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Mon, 05/23/2011 - 18:23 | 1303217 lizzy36
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The truth is they are nor trying to divert your attention away from anything. It is in plain site.

The USD has been devalued 45% over the last 10 years. The US has a 9%-10% unemployment rate. The individuals who caused the greatest financial crisis ever, have now been put in charge of cleaning it up and are getting bonuses to do so. Elections are now nothing but auctions sponsored by the big corporations and the financial sector. Central banks continue with the same policies that lead up to the financial crisis, with the same individuals in charge.

Need i go on?

There is nothing they are trying to divert your attention from. They are conducting themselves in plain sight.

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 19:07 | 1303361 Vic Vinegar
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Well said. 

What is there to hide?  So few people care about what is happening and those that do are powerless to do anything about it.  You don't need a conspiracy theory when it's in your face every day.

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 20:05 | 1303564 Pepe
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Well said Lizzy. I would like to add that the lack of regard for the humanity of other individuals has been clearly illustrated and undescored

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 21:57 | 1303857 CompassionateFascist
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No, lizbeth. The actual % of the adult population that should have a job, but doesn't, is more like 25.

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 02:27 | 1304303 jeff montanye
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i thought that too but lizzy's general point (daylight robbery) is spot on.

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 22:14 | 1303906 mpolito54
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I think "they" are after euro. It seems they have already started. On a longer term, if he was to become France's president things could have been difficult on the war on terror. Now, this is from what I can see and feel. Who know what was going on in those meetings.

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 02:31 | 1304305 jeff montanye
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why would dsk make anything difficult for the beloved war on terror?  he is a great friend to israel and that pretty much is the driving force behind said beloved war.

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 02:35 | 1304308 Defenestrate
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I agree with others, this one's not a diversion, it's a kill-his-career move and keep-him-out-of-Greece move.

That said-- jury needs to decide this one.

Here's my tinfoil hat scenario: Maid's from Africa. Legal or not??? Regardless, the US government makes her an offer she can't refuse-- behind door number one is a massive pile of cash, behind door number two is deportation.

So she goes in to clean while he's showering, "surprises" him and since he's obviously a horndog, she doesn't have to talk him into anything. The act is consensual, she spits it wherever she was instructed to.

He's thinks all is hunkie dorie till they take him off the Air France plane.

Set up.

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 17:48 | 1303128 lolmao500
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It also came (pun) on the news earlier today that it was his man juice on the maid's dress... so physical evidence... yep, he's now screwed when it's exactly what he wanted... so he shouldn't complain.

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 17:54 | 1303129 Nicholaz
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Although it's Fox-News (the story is only half true and the ther half was invented), it's still priceless greek drama.

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 02:32 | 1304306 jeff montanye
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and french farce.

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 17:47 | 1303135 Spastica Rex
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Oh, yeah - now I recognize you. Please procede.

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 17:48 | 1303136 InconvenientCou...
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Note to prosecutor: Do not, under any circumstances, ask the defendant to try on the glove.

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 17:49 | 1303137 Quinvarius
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This doesn't sound like rape at all.  It sounds like she barged in on a naked customer, maybe got caught stealing his cellphone, and thought she was going to get fired for it.  I see less and less rape as the story evolves.

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 17:54 | 1303143 Rick64
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The gash on the back and bloody sheets might go against that theory.

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 17:53 | 1303147 Quinvarius
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Maybe it is his blood from where she attacked him.

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 18:07 | 1303163 Nicholaz
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She's clearly some kind of Ninja.  He was just sitting there on the bed, jerking off before going to meet his daughter, when she came in, jumped at him and ripped open her top, crying "Take me!".  A fucking a simple maid being way beyond him (being used to bang $2000 an hour buttholes), he refused and a small fight ensued.  Eventually to his surprise she grabbed him pushed him backward into the bathroom, shouting: "Arrogant son of a bitch, you'll pay for that."  Moments later, he recovered and being totally ashamed, he ran from the hotel room and in panic even forgot his cellphone.  All he wanted was to leave the country and forget this embarrasing incident.

It's clear as daylight that it must have happened this way.  Explains all the forensic facts.

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 18:18 | 1303208 chumbawamba
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I think the translation is wrong.  Rather than being, "Do you know who I am?", in actuality it was probably, "SAY MY NAME!  SAY MY NAME!"

I am Chumbwamba.

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 18:17 | 1303211 Nicholaz
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But she did ... "oh my gaawwd!"

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 18:21 | 1303218 legal eagle
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yes, or "call me daddy" very funny.

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 19:34 | 1303390 assumptionblindness
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I know this may be rather obvious but isn't it difficult to speak when your mouth is full of a french, er...fry?

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 02:36 | 1304310 jeff montanye
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"attempted".  if he's as good at assault as he is at fixing what ails the world's economies (and it looks as if he is) ....

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 19:06 | 1303355 Quinvarius
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That brings back some memories.  Whack off theory totally plausible!

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 17:58 | 1303164 lizzy36
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And what about his semen on her shirt? Where did that come from?


Mon, 05/23/2011 - 18:17 | 1303205 chumbawamba
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Her mouth?

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 19:28 | 1303404 Quinvarius
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Ever seen silence of the lambs?  Semen can come from any direction at any time.

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 23:51 | 1304147 caconhma
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Don't you forget that Hillary instructed the State department people to collect DNA of foreign politicians?

To frame a man of his stature, it was a professional hit. If JFK was not killed in Dallas, he would be killed in some other place. Bobby did not expect to be killed in LA but he was a marked man living on the borrowed time.

Regan was a lucky man. The Reagan assassination attempt by John Hinckley has failed but Regan got the message. CIA tried to put Bush Sr., their own man, into a presidential chair. His armed assassin was allowed to get to Regan very closed but he screwed up his job and made a mess.

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 02:38 | 1304312 jeff montanye
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that's convincing.

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 18:06 | 1303190 Rick64
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 So she was stealing his cell phone (just an example) got caught, then because she was in fear of losing her job she attacked him? Or maybe she attacked him then DSK said wait if you give me a blow job we will call it even.

He has a pattern of this kind of behavior.

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 20:38 | 1303657 sullymandias
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WTF? Stealing his cell phone? He probably has cufflinks in his hotel suite that are worth more than any crumby cell phone.

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 20:45 | 1303676 Rick64
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It wasn't my theory. Follow the original comment.

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 01:08 | 1304227 lawrence1
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You are a truly stupid fucking idiot.

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 18:00 | 1303158 flattrader
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Yes, agreed.

Moronic theory posed by a moron.

Reportedly the maid spit his semen on the carpet.  If so, no doubt it's been sampled.

Next we'll hear how maids always spit semen during cell phone robberies.

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 19:31 | 1303413 Quinvarius
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So the maid spit semen where she would have to clean it up herself?  Seems there is a hole in your theory.

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 01:13 | 1304229 lawrence1
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You are a ludicrous stupid fucking shit. And a good example why this country is doomed. And Im sure you drive a large Ford Truck.

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 10:18 | 1304859 flattrader
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Let's pin you down in your house, jack off in your mouth and see where you spit.

My guess is "anywhere."

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 22:17 | 1303905 goldfish1
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Latest research out of Women's Studies, UC Berkeley:

When sampling immigrant domestic housekeepers at pretigious hotels, there was shown to be a 5/10 probability that they would be involved in the pilfering of small guest belongings such as a cell phone. Out of the control group, 7/10 of those also participated in forced fellacio. Nearly 100% of the respondents reported spitting semen on t he floor.

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 01:25 | 1304242 lawrence1
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Sorrry, your're wrong... that was the Fox News Research Bureau whose motto is, "All the news worth fabricating."

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 18:17 | 1303212 chet
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Um, wow.  Really?

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 20:08 | 1303573 Pepe
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Just a test: If I told you she is Irish would you repeat the same statement.

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 23:24 | 1304086 caconhma
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It is the fact: people are stupid.

Today they enjoy seeing somebody being framed up and, tomorrow, they will find themselves in his shoes.

One more thing. The man is definitely SOB and POS but he is not an idiot, otherwise, he would not be a leading French politician and the IMF chief.


It is now clear, he did not forget his cellphone. It was stolen.

As for New York, each time an empty city bus has an accident, at least 3 (three) hundred people are running to an emergency to report injuries.

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 23:29 | 1304099 topcallingtroll
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Quit out trolling me and making me look bad. You havent earned those junks yet. Dont start getting cocky.

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 00:56 | 1304211 lawrence1
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Besides being willfully deaf, dumb and blind, you are fucking stupid to boot.

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 17:52 | 1303138 Joebloinvestor
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DSK's wife deserves a lot of credit for letting this behavior continue unchecked and at times defended.

The French version of Hillary Clinton.

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 17:58 | 1303151 Nicholaz
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Never underestimate the power of self delusion.

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 18:00 | 1303157 lizzy36
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DSK is an alledged rapist. There is a MASSIVE difference between consenual sex, outside marriage, and holding a maid down while you try and have anal sex with her.

His wife is not the French version of Hillary Clinton, his wife is the woman who allowed a sexual predator to continue on his merry way.

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 18:02 | 1303180 Babycatcher
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Damn right

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 18:37 | 1303256 nmewn
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Her, the IMF and the socialist party of France...they knew what this asshole was all about.

The Great Seducer, BAH!...he never tried this crap on a lady of stature...always on females he deemed lower in the social strata.

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 22:20 | 1303914 goldfish1
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Yet the press would have us believe that Maria Shriver was unaware that her husband was a complete pig.

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 01:26 | 1304244 lawrence1
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Some cognitive slippage here on your part ... Clinton was not accused of rape, Minor distinction buddy. (sarcasm)

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 17:56 | 1303146 BORT
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Apparently this man does not know who he is.  Can anyone reveal his true identity

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 18:36 | 1303262 knukles
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DSK or Sheamus O'Bama?

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 18:41 | 1303266 goldinpenguin
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Here's an opportunity to make lemonade out of lemons, American Express can use Demonique SK in a revival of their "do you know who I am"? commercials

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 22:00 | 1303870 CompassionateFascist
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Simon Magus. Oh, wait...that's Soros.

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 17:59 | 1303154 RollOver
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I hope his to-be roommate, Mr Twelve-and-a-half, will use the same words before getting to the business.

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 17:57 | 1303159 tekhneek
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"Come up to my room! I have a great bottle of wine you can sit on! Then I'll help you do a handstand while I force feed you roofies!"

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 17:57 | 1303160 unclebill
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My Name is Chupacabra.....

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 18:01 | 1303162 legal eagle
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He was asking the right question, how could she know who he is, given he is the devil incarnate.

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 18:02 | 1303170 Franken_Stein
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Why can't a man who can afford a $3000/night suite not call a hooker ?


Let me see ...


New York Escort Service:


It's only 260 Benny Bucks per hour on average.


Mon, 05/23/2011 - 18:06 | 1303181 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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Rape is about power, not sex.  He was litterally asking her if she knew who he was because he wanted to know if she knew who he was.  'I am a powerful man baby!  Everyone should want to sleep with me!  I am rich, french, and sexy, baby!  I run the world baby!'

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 23:35 | 1304123 Fish Gone Bad
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I gotta say, those are some pretty women.  That said, men can be so fucking stupid when it comes to women.

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 18:05 | 1303186 Nicholaz
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Didn't you read the news?  They would not send him any more gurrls because we was being rude.

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 18:06 | 1303188 I am a Man I am...
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cuz he's a psychopath rapist, that's different from someone who just likes to have sex with women

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 18:44 | 1303273 knukles
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Or even himself for that matter.
He was just trying to borrow the maid's uniform to jack off in front of the mirror.

If the heels don't fit,
You must acquit.

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 18:09 | 1303194 docj
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What makes you think he's footing the tab for the room?

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 18:15 | 1303207 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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What makes anyone believe he had not already seen some pros during his trip?

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 18:22 | 1303223 docj
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Certainly a distinct possibility.

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 18:55 | 1303316 nmewn
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I'm thinkin his favorite S&M hooker had moved on to greener pastures and he was pissed about it...pure speculation on my part of course ;-)

But we still don't know what the "private" visit to NY was all about...I mean, who leaves his family behind, a continent away, to go to NYC, alone, on a personal visit?

Yep, that would go over big around here...LOL!!!

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 22:23 | 1303925 goldfish1
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Perhaps he was summoned to NY for a secret meeting and he was set-up.

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 22:30 | 1303958 nmewn
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Yeah, thought about that...FRNY, Goldman et al.

No reason though. Anything and everything can be done electronically or through couriers. No reason for a "big cheese" to be personally attending anything.

Now, if he were to come out in court and say so...well now, then we could could really have a ball at his expense...LOL!

No, I still think it was "personal"...whatever that was.

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 22:28 | 1303939 Papasmurf
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Why should he call a hooker?  He's entitled to hotel gratuities.

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 18:03 | 1303171 Bam_Man
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Comment dit on en francais "Don't worry baby, I won't cum in your mouth"?

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 18:45 | 1303289 knukles
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Ne vous inquiétez pas bébé, je ne vais pas sperme dans la bouche

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 19:06 | 1303349 nmewn
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Je vais spluge sur votre blouse.

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 18:00 | 1303172 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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DSK sounds like a rapist to me, but we will let the court decide.  Considering it is the word of a rich white man versus an African immigrant, I do not understand the hoopla because he and his money could very well prevail.  Or maybe the reason is because the world is still extremely racist.  I mean, who would not want to be sodomized bloody by a fat and obscene white man?

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 18:04 | 1303176 Race Car Driver
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Mon, 05/23/2011 - 18:17 | 1303182 legal eagle
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She came in the room and he was naked, he covered up right away but while he was dressing they started having conversations about whether she was married, she said it had been a long time since she had seen a man naked,  he said he was lonely and looking for attention.  They engaged in consentual touching, when it got more heated she started saying, no, no, I cannot because I will get fired if I get caught, then he started the "do you know who I am" diatribe, she relaxed and when they finished she got dressed and ran out.  Because of his age and fragility, they did fall against the amoire during their passionate love making.  She left and was remorseful, fearful someone would find out and she would get fired, so she came up with the rape story.

That is what he will say.  He said, she said.  Physical evidence becomes irrelevant given he describes their love making.  Spitting of semen is not indicative of force.  (my theory has always been when it is in the woman's mouth, they own it, do with it what you will).  He will even say he gave her his number, she took it, and they agreed to meet next time he was in town.

To substantiate, he will refer to the multiple calls he made to the hotel telling security exactly where they could find him.  He will say he tried calling the hotel to thank her for the encounter, but could not reach her.  Not the acts of a guilty man.

Rape is not a sex crime, it is a violent crime against women. He called her "baby" because he was endeared to her, and her to him.  A rapist will not use terms of endearment toward their object of hate.

So, reasonable doubt?






Mon, 05/23/2011 - 18:30 | 1303239 chet
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That story doesn't place reasonable doubt in my mind.  But then juries do weird things.

He'll have a tough time overcoming the physical evidence.

Normal voluntary sex doesn't include a lot of bleeding.  That has to be explained.  But they can always try the "the alleged victim who is currently weeping on the stand while a badger her with my lawyer questions just likes it really rough in the posterior" defense.  Jury will love it.

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 18:39 | 1303269 legal eagle
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oops, she was menstrating.  Or oops, the blood was his, came from his back when they were rough-housing

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 19:16 | 1303381 chet
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Are you really a legal eagle?

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 18:52 | 1303267 UnRealized Reality
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You surely are watching to much of "Law and Order".


Mon, 05/23/2011 - 19:40 | 1303440 I Told YOU So
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"have you seen a grown man naked before"?



Mon, 05/23/2011 - 19:56 | 1303515 legal eagle
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Tue, 05/24/2011 - 00:34 | 1304184 StychoKiller
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"So, do you like gladiator movies?"

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 18:05 | 1303183 zaknick
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Hilarious but just fascist distraction tactics of the highest order.

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 18:18 | 1303206 FranSix
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Never argue with a narcissist, they'll doubt the facts and immediately want to fuck you in the ass.

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 18:24 | 1303220 william shatner
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Much more fun to report some details about king Kahn's case then debating the rising of the debt ceiling hé?

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 18:42 | 1303276 knowless
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i would expect you of all people to capitalise on this moment of cinematic history:

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 18:27 | 1303229 NumberNone
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DSK meet HIV. 

The source, the story, the subtexts...priceless. 

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 18:53 | 1303309 goldinpenguin
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The woman was under extreme security -- with investigators even intercepting her phone calls to keep her away from possible attempts by Strauss-Kahn cronies to get her to stop cooperating, sources told The Post.

One high-powered lawyer, who was among those trying to reach her to offer to rep her, said, "She could make $6 million, maybe more, just by shutting her mouth." (No, she made 6 million by opening her mouth!)


Mon, 05/23/2011 - 22:34 | 1303964 Papasmurf
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What's French for D'oh?

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 18:29 | 1303243 Caviar Emptor
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Oh come now, there must be some reasonable explanation for all this....he was trying to set up an IMF bailout for Guinea and he thought she was a member of the embassy staff......gotta be

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 18:42 | 1303270 Hephasteus
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Very seductive.

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 18:46 | 1303278 Arkadaba
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Fox News - great source! From that same article comes this little nugget:


Additionally, a room service employee cleared Strauss-Kahn’s room and found the room empty minutes before the maid entered. Investigators said they believe the man known as the “Great Seducer” may have intentionally hid from the room service employee, knowing that the maid would enter the room shortly after.


I don't know the facts (no one does yet except the accused and accuser) but TPTB are doing their best to discredit the man before trial. Suggesting that he was lying in wait for the maid (30 minutes before his lunch date) is ridiculous.

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 18:47 | 1303291 Rodent Freikorps
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Seems like an easy story to check.

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 19:21 | 1303386 chet
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Apparently they have security video of her leaving the room, so they'll be able to confirm when he entered/left.

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 19:42 | 1303453 topcallingtroll
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why are you so sure that it is false?

The security camera will let us know whether he was in there when the room service employee was there.  He was clearly hiding in wait if the room service employee was not aware he was in the room.

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 19:59 | 1303526 Arkadaba
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Oh give me a break. I'm pretty good at putting out the "do not disturb" sign when sleeping in or having sex. Sounds like he forgot about it or it was removed. I just don't see this guy lurking for some maid to assault. He has a ton of money and he can buy it. The narrative does not wash.

Disclaimer: Female

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 20:35 | 1303652 topcallingtroll
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defense attorneys always want females on the jury for a rape trial.

They are more likely than males to acquit.

Besides, remember that the famous madam said she would not send any more girls to him because he was rough and abusive?  He may have burned his bridges with the escort services.

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 21:24 | 1303791 Rick64
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 They have accounts of him hitting on other hotel staff and the airline stewardess. Ok lets assume that they fabricated that to frame him, but then you have the same type of abuse allegations for yrs. prior to that.

 What I don't understand is how a woman is forced to give a blowjob if she really doesn't want to. I mean I can understand if the guy has a weapon and threatens her with it, but I would think that in this case she would say no and not do it. Whats he gonna do? Beat her up? That to me would be better than giving a blowjob, and more conclusive evidence. He had already dragged her into the bathroom so she probably had marks on her and could verify that he was the aggressor. I think he is guilty I just don't understand this part.

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 21:30 | 1303807 topcallingtroll
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you lead a sheltered life don't you?

Don't know much about fear, power, hierarchy, or instinctual obedience to said authority that threatens you harm, especially in a lowly black immigrant lady, a nobody?

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 21:39 | 1303826 Arkadaba
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Actually grew up in a hood where sexual and domestic violence was the norm.  I hate that I'm defending this prick - but rule of law.

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 01:16 | 1304233 Redneck Makin-tosh
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If you hate defending the prick then perhaps you should reconsider your position. Money and power can imply different consequences to people with dignity

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 21:52 | 1303851 Rick64
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 Sheltered life? Maybe.

 I understand that she was probably fearful that he could ruin her life. Lose her job maybe even get her green card revoked, but at some point she wasn't fearful of those things. After she performed oral sex and got sodomized then she wasn't fearful of those things anymore or did the anger overcome her fear? I am not a woman and it is hard for me to understand. I don't claim that this makes her guilty. Maybe your right that instinctual obedience is the cause. Although so far there is no allegation that he threatened harm.


Mon, 05/23/2011 - 22:04 | 1303878 topcallingtroll
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I don't know what the reason is.  I just know that all of us don't respond the same way to force, coercion or threats, implied or stated.

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 03:16 | 1304335 Arkadaba
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I called BS when this story first broke. Maybe we don't all respond the same way to coercion or threats but I know how I would respond (and have in the past). The jist of my argument is that the guy deserves his day in court and doesn't deserve to be tried by media.

A few years ago a friend was teaching in an American university and a young student got fixated on him - emails, notes, etc. He was smart and went to the administration as soon as he noted it. The abuse goes both ways.

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 21:34 | 1303817 Arkadaba
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Yes. Unless there was a weapon involved, oral sex charge is bullshit. 

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 21:37 | 1303824 nmewn
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"What I don't understand is how a woman is forced to give a blowjob if she really doesn't want to. I mean I can understand if the guy has a weapon and threatens her with it, but I would think that in this case she would say no and not do it. Whats he gonna do? Beat her up?"

We don't know what kind of pain (if any) that he was inflicting on her to make her conform to his desires.

We do know he is not above violence to obtain his desires, as other women have come forward and spoken of.

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 21:59 | 1303867 Rick64
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Thanks for the reply. I am not trying to sound like a male chauvinist just trying to understand from the victims side.

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 22:59 | 1303918 nmewn
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I understand.

You and I could/will never know, we're straight males.

As straight males, we would naturally say "I would bite the head of his dick off"...maybe not, if we were being choked out and scared shitless...we don't know, will never have to decide maybe, just sayin.

Happens all the time in prison...fear is a helluva thing.

Edit: Let me expand on this point.

There is not just a "fight or flight" impulse within all of us. Some will submit according to their make up, their character.

As is my nature I'll share an anecdote.

I had a buddy of mine who thought he was Joey Bad-Ass.

He came into some money and got strung out on crack...true story. He found himself, in a crack house, with $2,000 dollars in his pockets, on his knees, with one guy pointing an Uzi at his head and the other guy with a nine. Fucking dumbass to be sure, on a host of levels, but there he was.

He told me (insert anon name here) nmewn, if they would have told me to suck their dicks I would have, they were going to kill me. He gave them the two grand and got out with his life.

I believe him.

He went on to lose all his inheritance, wound up destitute. Everyone gave him space. He's OK now.

Now, before I gag, I'm out ;-)


Tue, 05/24/2011 - 05:35 | 1304388 Roger Knights
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"What I don't understand is how a woman is forced to give a blowjob if she really doesn't want to."

"Oral sex" doesn't necessarily mean a blowjob. It could mean something less, like licking or nuzzling.

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 18:44 | 1303282 kreso
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Tell us who you are. I would really like to know, how you got it so wrong DSK. Who are you? Who framed you? What is the purpose of all this?

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