DSK To Maid: "No, baby. Don’t worry....Don't You Know Who I Am"

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Mon, 05/23/2011 - 17:41 | 1303118 dhussey
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Has anyone asked the question yet:

What is this latest scandel trying to divert our attention away from?  Other than Israel, maybe Russias presidencial race?  I am really trying to figure out who and why media wants our attention to the left...  Who is and what is going on the to the right?

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 17:49 | 1303131 Crisismode
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The Left and the Right are merely two sides of the same coin. It matters not which one you pay attention to -- the end result is exactly the same.

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 18:02 | 1303179 Rainman
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Speaking of diversions, George W. Obama is visiting his native land of Ireland today. Next up on the Native Country tour is Kenya, Hawaii, Chicago, Kansas, Boston, etc.

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 18:14 | 1303199 Ahmeexnal
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Don't forget his annual pilgrimage to Mecca.

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 18:26 | 1303215 Caviar Emptor
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And Indonesia where he spent his formative years, romping through the sooks, playing Ali Baba and his magic lamp, preparing for Ramadan, getting dressed up as Simbad for Eid-Ul-Ada ! Oh, such memories......

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 18:22 | 1303225 nmewn
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Yeah, they can track his lineage back for five generations on both parents sides but still can't find his college exam scores ;-) 

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 20:07 | 1303561 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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At least he admits to working for Kissinger Associates.

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 20:58 | 1303717 nmewn
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Tri-lats bitchez ;-)

I still say he was "the right guy, at the right time" to take advantage of some sort of guilt trip hangover among the populace.

He's never done anything to be qualified to be president, never kept a payroll, never been a govenor where delegation and adminsitration over vital departments is priority, he's been on the public dole in one form or another his entire life...it was a strict marketing campaign.

Great voice though (outside of his prolonged sss's, sounds like the Gopher from Winnie the Pooh to me though...LOL), his speech writers suck because the speeches have no continuity from the words to the deeds, outside of hope we pull this out.

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 23:06 | 1304062 Ahmeexnal
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And he's never been in combat.

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 23:22 | 1304089 Fish Gone Bad
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I am pretty sure he fought for the right to party back in his cocaine days.

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 23:45 | 1304136 nmewn
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Why bother, he seems quite adept at having others do it for him, doesn't he?

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 02:22 | 1304296 jeff montanye
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as dick cheney said, "i had other priorities."  but it's a fiction.  like professional wrestling.  

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 07:50 | 1304472 Bartanist
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I am not sure of relevance ...

People who "want" to be in combat to kill others are psychopaths ...

... and he does not give a damn about people who are in combat because of circumstances, but do not want to be there.

It does not appear he can care about anyone except himself under any circumstances and I do not believe it would change the way he treats people like play toys.

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 21:56 | 1303868 Concentrated po...
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manchurian candidate

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 18:26 | 1303228 goldinpenguin
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It's O'Bama

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 18:35 | 1303252 knukles
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Sheamus O'Bama

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 18:58 | 1303320 YHC-FTSE
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Funniest thing I've read today!

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 21:01 | 1303738 Widowmaker
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Mon, 05/23/2011 - 22:22 | 1303921 Oh regional Indian
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NoshameUS O'Bama perhaps?

GOod one knukles.


Tue, 05/24/2011 - 02:55 | 1304322 Arkadaba
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A friend in Ireland took the kids to see his speech and posted some photos. I was amazed at how close they got.

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 09:09 | 1304648 knukles
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Were they the only ones who bothered attending?

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 18:09 | 1303196 Ahmeexnal
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This is just smoke and mirrors for the sheeple. Meanwhile, the euro is about to go bielorussian.

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 18:43 | 1303280 takinthehighway
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You misunderstand him, friend...a magician will use such diversion to pull off the trick, by getting your attention focused on his left hand while the right hand does the dirty work.

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 02:25 | 1304299 jeff montanye
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that certainly makes more sense (although dsk is a rich "socialist" and tptb are the controllers of capital, generally thought to be "on the right").

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 17:56 | 1303144 Pladizow
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The truth will remain between the two, there will be no substantial evidence and whether guilty or not - he'll walk!

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 19:13 | 1303370 longorshort
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BTW you should clean up your filthy profile.  This is not pethouse you louse.

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 19:27 | 1303410 Pladizow
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Sorry Mamm!

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 19:51 | 1303507 legal eagle
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Nice rack, dont sweat it.

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 23:28 | 1304097 Fish Gone Bad
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As much as people seem to dis on Robot Trader, he has had a smokin' avatar.  That one post he did with all the Los Angeles high end hookers was a scream!

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 19:47 | 1303487 topcallingtroll
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what is filthy about the female breast?

They are beautiful.

I see nothing to be ashamed of and certainly nothing filthy.

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 20:18 | 1303606 Harlequin001
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There's nothing 'filthy' about them but to be blunt, if I wanted to gaze at tits all day I would search for soft porn, I wouldn't expect to see them plastered all over a public forum.

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 00:19 | 1304174 StychoKiller
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Actually, they look well-scrubbed and polished!  Filth, like art, is in the mind of the beholder.

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 19:35 | 1303423 topcallingtroll
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Breasts are filthy?

I tend to think they are beautiful.

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 20:04 | 1303560 David449420
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I've always thought that God made a mistake giving breasts to woman.

Men appreciate them so much more.


Mon, 05/23/2011 - 20:37 | 1303653 sullymandias
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Beautiful yeah, but makes for reading at work uncomfortable...

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 22:15 | 1303911 Papasmurf
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Maybe you could work while your at work instead of playing on the internet.

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 02:24 | 1304302 jeff montanye
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now, now.  it makes for a more viral experience.

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 22:34 | 1303966 goldfish1
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Mon, 05/23/2011 - 18:23 | 1303217 lizzy36
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The truth is they are nor trying to divert your attention away from anything. It is in plain site.

The USD has been devalued 45% over the last 10 years. The US has a 9%-10% unemployment rate. The individuals who caused the greatest financial crisis ever, have now been put in charge of cleaning it up and are getting bonuses to do so. Elections are now nothing but auctions sponsored by the big corporations and the financial sector. Central banks continue with the same policies that lead up to the financial crisis, with the same individuals in charge.

Need i go on?

There is nothing they are trying to divert your attention from. They are conducting themselves in plain sight.

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 19:07 | 1303361 Vic Vinegar
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Well said. 

What is there to hide?  So few people care about what is happening and those that do are powerless to do anything about it.  You don't need a conspiracy theory when it's in your face every day.

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 20:05 | 1303564 Pepe
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Well said Lizzy. I would like to add that the lack of regard for the humanity of other individuals has been clearly illustrated and undescored

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 21:57 | 1303857 CompassionateFascist
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No, lizbeth. The actual % of the adult population that should have a job, but doesn't, is more like 25.

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 02:27 | 1304303 jeff montanye
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i thought that too but lizzy's general point (daylight robbery) is spot on.

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 22:14 | 1303906 mpolito54
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I think "they" are after euro. It seems they have already started. On a longer term, if he was to become France's president things could have been difficult on the war on terror. Now, this is from what I can see and feel. Who know what was going on in those meetings.

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 02:31 | 1304305 jeff montanye
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why would dsk make anything difficult for the beloved war on terror?  he is a great friend to israel and that pretty much is the driving force behind said beloved war.

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 02:35 | 1304308 Defenestrate
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I agree with others, this one's not a diversion, it's a kill-his-career move and keep-him-out-of-Greece move.

That said-- jury needs to decide this one.

Here's my tinfoil hat scenario: Maid's from Africa. Legal or not??? Regardless, the US government makes her an offer she can't refuse-- behind door number one is a massive pile of cash, behind door number two is deportation.

So she goes in to clean while he's showering, "surprises" him and since he's obviously a horndog, she doesn't have to talk him into anything. The act is consensual, she spits it wherever she was instructed to.

He's thinks all is hunkie dorie till they take him off the Air France plane.

Set up.

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 17:48 | 1303128 lolmao500
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It also came (pun) on the news earlier today that it was his man juice on the maid's dress... so physical evidence... yep, he's now screwed when it's exactly what he wanted... so he shouldn't complain.

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 17:54 | 1303129 Nicholaz
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Although it's Fox-News (the story is only half true and the ther half was invented), it's still priceless greek drama.

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 02:32 | 1304306 jeff montanye
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and french farce.

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 17:47 | 1303135 Spastica Rex
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Oh, yeah - now I recognize you. Please procede.

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