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DSK To Maid: "No, baby. Don’t worry....Don't You Know Who I Am"

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The DSK soap opera continues. The latest revelations about the alleged rape that occurred last Saturday at the Sofitel now detail the specific language attemptedly used by the former IMF head, in what is becoming apparent was nothing more than a case of entitlement gone horribly wrong, and unchecked, thus encouraged, for many years. Per Fox news: "Dominique Strauss-Kahn  told a New York hotel maid, “Don’t you know who I am! Don’t you know who I am?” while pinning her down during the alleged sexual assault, law enforcement sources close to the investigation told FoxNews.com. The 32-year-old African immigrant repeatedly told her alleged attacker, “Please, please stop. No!” Strauss-Kahn allegedly responded: “No, baby. Don’t worry, you’re not going to lose your job. Please, baby, don’t worry,” Strauss-Kahn responded, according to investigators. “Don’t you know who I am? Don’t you know who I am?." As usual, with most opinions on the matter appear to have been already determined well in advance of the actual jury trial, the one reasonable assumption is to take everything with a grain of salt.

More from the article:

According to the maid’s account, as told to investigators and relayed to FoxNews.com, the maid entered the room and was confronted by a naked Strauss-Kahn, who emerged from the bathroom and began grabbing the maid’s breasts while trying to pin her down on his bed.

The maid is deeply religious, investigators said, and immediately put her hands over her eyes so she wouldn’t see the naked Frenchman. He ran to her, began grabbing her breasts and pulling her down the hallway inside the luxury suite toward the bedroom.

The blood-stained white bed sheets were later taken into evidence by police.

The maid said she tried a variety of tactics to get herself out of the room and away from Strauss-Kahn. She said, “my manager is in the hallway,” which he wasn’t -- but the former IMF chief wasn’t scared off. The single mother allegedly told the Frenchman that the job was important to her and any conflict with a hotel guest would result in her losing her job.

Please stop. I need my job, I can’t lose my job, don’t do this. I will lose my job. Please, please stop! Please stop!” she told Strauss-Kahn, according to law enforcement sources.

Strauss-Kahn allegedly responded: “No, baby. Don’t worry, you’re not going to lose your job. Please, baby, don’t worry,” Strauss-Kahn responded, according to investigators. “Don’t you know who I am? Don’t you know who I am?”

While she continued to plead with him, begging him to stop, he allegedly continued to attack her, dragging her down the hallway.

The maid, supposedly, escaped from DSK after "pushing him into the sharp edge of an armoire in the hotel suite. Sources said the Frenchman has a gash on his back where he hit the armoire."

Strauss-Kahn also made passes at two separate female concierges during his 24-hour stay. When he checked in, he grabbed and massaged the hand of the concierge and invited her to his room. She declined. Later on that night, Strauss-Kahn called downstairs and invited a different female concierge up to his room. “Come upstairs, I’ve got a beautiful room, a great bottle of wine.” That employee also declined the Frenchman’s advances, sources said.

Regardless of the final outcome of this trial, if nothing else, a Hollywood movie is surely already in the works. What is undeniable, however, is that the current head of the IMF at least through the end of August, is a former JPM employee, and the soap opera to find his successor is shaping up to be an even bigger drama, with the sides set as all developed world vying for Christine Lagarde, while China, the developing world, and Goldman as reported earlier, opting for a candidate indicative of the New World Order.

Expect much more circus coverage.

 

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Mon, 05/23/2011 - 18:49 | 1303299 Sparkey
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There are a lot of people who want this man to be guilty, a lot of them are here at ZH, why? The story is as suspicious as anything I've ever read, I think he will not go to jail, Why should he? His carreer is finished, no Presidency of France in his future, no breaks for the people of Ireland either, Time to let him go, a broken man, with a stern warning of what will happen if he can't keep his mouth shut!

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 19:43 | 1303458 topcallingtroll
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so big boys get a stern warning.

Little people go to jail for rape.

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 18:56 | 1303325 slewie the pi-rat
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due to tyler's lurid preversions, we get this from Fox news. 

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 19:35 | 1303422 Rodent Freikorps
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Heh. Try this one.

"This frog was one horny toad.

Disgraced former IMF chief Dominique Strauss-Kahn attempted to lure two attractive hotel employees to his $3,000-a-night hotel suite -- and later put the moves on an Air France flight attendant following his alleged sexual assault on a maid, The Post has learned.

"What a nice ass!" he barked to the attendant, using the lewd French expression "Quel beau cul!" as she prepared the business-class cabin for takeoff last Saturday.

His catcall came just moments before Port Authority detectives hauled him off the plane, the French magazine Le Point reported. "

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/manhattan/dom_like_frog_in_heat_AiyZNxxnucx6owC6ukinFM

 

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 19:40 | 1303443 topcallingtroll
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classic for someone who thinks he is so powerful he is above the law.

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 20:01 | 1303542 Arkadaba
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As I said, sounds like the guy is a pig but doesn't make him a rapist.

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 05:37 | 1304393 Roger Knights
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""What a nice ass!" he barked to the attendant, using the lewd French expression "Quel beau cul!" as she prepared the business-class cabin for takeoff last Saturday.

"His catcall came just moments before Port Authority detectives hauled him off the plane, the French magazine Le Point reported.""

I bet that swift comeuppance puts a smile on the face of every woman who reads it.

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 19:01 | 1303332 Dr. Gonzo
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Not really buying half of this concoction. It's pretty over the top for a TV movie even. If you're planning on taking someone down I guess go all the way with preposterous details? The more unbeleivable the story the more people will say it has to be true cause no one could make this shit up. Same with the Bin Ladin Kill. 

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 19:23 | 1303397 chet
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Hmm, so in your mind, an attempted rape story is more preposterous than the story that unidentified dark forces conspired to stage an attempted rape story.  The second is more plausible to you than the first?

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 19:27 | 1303411 topcallingtroll
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Unfortunately this is how it always goes down. Pride always goeth before a fall.  Even the ancients knew it.

 

The culture at the IMF is extremely misogynistic, and DSK developed the typical hubris of a person who is out of touch and generally hasn't had to follow rules of the little people.  Eventually some of them go to far in an error of judgment.  This is extremely common.

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 20:13 | 1303585 Arkadaba
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There is a differnce between rape and unwanted sexual advances. Learnt how to negogiate that in my teens.

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 20:32 | 1303647 topcallingtroll
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yeah blood and an upset maid who enters your room along with semen and saliva on the floor is perhaps a little more than unwanted sexual advances.

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 20:53 | 1303709 Smiddywesson
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I think you missed his point.  One thousand women coming forward saying he was meowing at their door for them to agree to have sex with him has no bearing on whether he brutalized this woman.  There is no connection between loving on the ladies and physically beating and sodomizing a stranger.  Surely you understand this and realize that the media has intentionally confused the issues to make the new item more sensational?  You of course are smarter than that, right?

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 21:16 | 1303782 topcallingtroll
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yeah I'm busted.

 

Just bored and enjoying the schadenfraude that I probably can't even spell correctly.

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 20:39 | 1303654 High Plains Drifter
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but but but  ...........yes means no and no means yes..........

 

 

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 23:21 | 1304020 topcallingtroll
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Mon, 05/23/2011 - 22:52 | 1304023 topcallingtroll
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You fool. You have it all wrong.

At Yale no means yes and yes means anal.

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 21:07 | 1303756 Smiddywesson
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THE CROWD, a Study of the Popular Mind, by Gustave Le Bon.  1895, France.

This is a mere 139 pages which will explain to you why you are stupid torch weilding peasants that should return to your potato farms and stay the F**k out of politics and current events.

This is ZH, you should know better than take a side in an argument where there is no data.  You just want to kick Britany Spears or Linday Lohan in the stomach because you are no better than any other simian.  You just want to go with the crowd.  I have no friggin idea if he suddenly, after 50+ years of pressuring the ladies, went off the deep end and actually attacked a perfect stranger.  I don't know, but I don't like it.  The story smells bad.

What I do know is that you won't read the book.  You won't admit you are just an ape, and you will spend the remainder of your adult life wasting your time expressing your convictions about unknowable things. Therefore, you will never, EVER, make a dime in the markets.  Give it up.  It was a pipe dream.  You won't make money because you won't ever change.

Get the F*** off my porch bitchezzz, you ain't ever getting in.  You are in a prison of your own making.

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 23:47 | 1304145 scratch_and_sniff
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Who cares if hes gulity?

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 04:03 | 1304348 Cap Matifou
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It is not a "get a long life" insurance against muslim male relatives (or just for the heck of it any muslims) to defile the girl. You can end up in a trashbin heads over and with sliced throat for just making a silly drawing of a long dead founder of a religion.

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 01:09 | 1304223 lawrence1
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Agreed, many folks already with such conviction of his guilt or his innocence... spouting off. Intellectually and morally lazy, obese with opinions and convictions. I left the US seven years ago and will never return the this fascist corporate kleptocracy.

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 14:20 | 1306016 w a l k - a w a y
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I left the US seven years ago and will never return the this fascist corporate kleptocracy.

I resemble that remark. 3-1/2 years out of that hell-hole, and I'm never to return, also!

 

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 19:04 | 1303341 goldinpenguin
Mon, 05/23/2011 - 19:07 | 1303351 gall batter
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"Don't you know who I am?"  Now, that's a turn on.  Sort of like the coitus-interruptus "talk dirty to me."    

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 19:27 | 1303398 High Plains Drifter
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i tried that line one time and the two babes i was talking to, started laughing. How come he can pull it off and I can't ........?

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 00:43 | 1304198 StychoKiller
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Um, perhaps because you're the "Man with no name?"

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 19:47 | 1303426 ThisIsBob
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Mon, 05/23/2011 - 20:13 | 1303461 ThisIsBob
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Speaking of pussy being one's downfall, I see that Binny's youngest wife is catching some blame for dropping a dime on him.

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 19:53 | 1303501 Moe Howard
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What happened to the story that she has AIDS? Wouldn't that fit into the storyline, she cried out 'don't insert, I am infested with the HIV sir'. Is the HIV part of the story going away now?

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 20:20 | 1303610 gall batter
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does she have AIDS?  interesting if she told him this, thinking he'd stop.  dilemma for him:  does she have this or is she telling me she does so i'll stop?  what's a rapist to do?

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 20:05 | 1303545 bugs_
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its ok baby i'm a keynesian

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 20:47 | 1303689 Smiddywesson
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I don't know if he raped her.  I know a lot of wome came out and said he came on to her.  He's a dirty old Frenchman!  One would hope he would come on to them, it would violate a millenia of French culture for a rich old lectcher not to secuce a younger woman.  Have we not seen Dangerous Liansons, nes pas?

What really concerns me is the number of self professed traders who are so convince of what they have not evidence to conclusively determine.

I have learned the hard way that the sure thing is not the sure thing.  Soros is a empircal skepticist.  He is never sure of anything.  He is never as sure as you.  That's why he wins.  Maybe you are a better trader than Soros?

I remember a story where a friend of Soros was treated to a lengthy dialogue by Soros was so bearish on bonds.  The next day, he met with Soros and found he was long bonds.  Exclaiming that he couldn't possibly be long on bonds when he had so eloquently stated his reasons for being bearish, Soros retorted "Well, I was wrong."

Maybe he did, and maybe he didn't, but if you take your methodology towards the DSK issue into your trading methodology, you are going down with retail.

Good luck

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 21:12 | 1303764 Smiddywesson
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OOPs, should have posted this at the end to offend that greatest amount of sheep.  Sorry

THE CROWD, a Study of the Popular Mind, by Gustave Le Bon.  1895, France.

This is a mere 139 pages which will explain to you why you are stupid torch weilding peasants that should return to your potato farms and stay the F**k out of politics and current events.

This is ZH, you should know better than take a side in an argument where there is no data.  You just want to kick Britany Spears or Linday Lohan in the stomach because you are no better than any other simian.  You just want to go with the crowd.  I have no friggin idea if he suddenly, after 50+ years of pressuring the ladies, went off the deep end and actually attacked a perfect stranger.  I don't know, but I don't like it.  The story smells bad.

What I do know is that you won't read the book.  You won't admit you are just an ape, and you will spend the remainder of your adult life wasting your time expressing your convictions about unknowable things. Therefore, you will never, EVER, make a dime in the markets.  Give it up.  It was a pipe dream.  You won't make money because you won't ever change.

Get the F*** off my porch bitchezzz, you ain't ever getting in.  You are in a prison of your own making.

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 21:16 | 1303774 topcallingtroll
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I can make money during the day and fight it out in fight club too.

And what is so wrong with a little schadenfraude?  It is the American pastime invented in Germany.

 

Besides, my harem is out for the evening and I am bored.

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 21:33 | 1303816 Hushups
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This whole attempted rape story stinks worse than the OBL story.

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 21:52 | 1303846 HileTroy
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Just wondering , this dude is soposed to be the next potential pres of frog ville , and a maid just come wondering in to leave a mint on the pillow.   What happend to the dudes standing out in the hall way pulling security??

Cuz he needs to fire thouse cats. 

 

 

 

 

 

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 22:28 | 1303952 strannick
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Maybe they kept the maid from escaping

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 21:55 | 1303862 robertocarlos
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Don't most people succumb to power? We had a woman who won 50 million dollars (tax free lump sum) and by the end of the first week she used the "don't you know who I am?" line on some seller of beds who wouldn't open his store to sell her 6 beds on a Sunday.

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 22:27 | 1303948 strannick
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I dont understand the 'maid was deeply religious' comment.

You have to be 'deeply religious' to resist the undeniable pleasures of the swarthy frenchman? She wasnt also simply grossed out?

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 22:55 | 1304043 Millivanilli
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This gets me so hot.   

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 23:14 | 1304072 asheylarry
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player

Mon, 05/23/2011 - 23:25 | 1304096 scratch_and_sniff
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Who cares if he's gulity, who cares if he was set up? All i care about is that he is raped on a regular basis by 6 ft hairy sweaty horn-balls in heat. If the yanks set him up...well done, handshakes all round. I await the next trick, for entertainment, distraction, whatever it be, aslong as a banker (preferably IMF stature) get's fucked, shot or ruined, im happy. Lets hope its the first of many, lets hope someone with the capacity to do it, is out to fuck these vermin up. Let the fun and games begin! Lets see how fucking smart they really are.  

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 01:14 | 1304231 Lady Heather...UNCLE
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...second that!

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 05:36 | 1304392 billwilson
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It would have been strange if both were speaking English as both are native French speakers.

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 09:09 | 1304645 goldinpenguin
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"donnez moi une 'blowjob'"!

they were both bilingual and talking dirty is a global lingua franca ,"you want #1 boom boom Joe?" "me love you long time" etc

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