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DSK Two-Front Legal War Now Official: Tristane Banon Just Filed Attempted Rape Charges

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Tue, 07/05/2011 - 13:19 | 1426955 digitlman
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2003?  We're now over 1/2 way through 2011....yeah....go back under a rock.   Statute of Limitations and whatnot.



Tue, 07/05/2011 - 13:47 | 1427087 trav7777
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She was hot and 22...that should be the first thing in his opening argument

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 14:22 | 1427228 SmoothCoolSmoke
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To a French jury?  Absolutely!

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 14:36 | 1427282 vast-dom
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I wholeheartedly agree. This is so much worse than a blatant publicity stunt.

Wed, 07/06/2011 - 00:27 | 1428718 StychoKiller
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Personal foul, piling-on, 15-yard penalty -- repeat 3rd down.


Tue, 07/05/2011 - 13:24 | 1426976 monopoly
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I could not make this up if I tried. Amazing.

Hey guys, have any of you seen those "brilliant ones" calling 20 bucks in silver lately. Hmmmm!!! And Robot a no show.

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 13:31 | 1427006 GoinFawr
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Gold up, dollar up. "No! No... That's not true! That's impossible!!! Noooooooooo.....urghaaa!"


Tue, 07/05/2011 - 13:43 | 1427073 Bastiat
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Robot's getting squeezed by the high cost of greasepaint, size 30 shoes and big rubber noses.

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 13:26 | 1426981 monopoly
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If, and it is always a big if, we get gold to close over 1,515 with some volume, we may have a bottom here? Still the summer. No margin!!!!

Wed, 07/06/2011 - 16:10 | 1430786 GoinFawr
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It appears that your 'if' was Au's command.

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 13:27 | 1426983 firstdivision
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Trin: S'matter baby? 'fraid you'll catch something?
Cyr:  No. It's not that.  I've just never been this close to a..
Arch: Call-girl, it's not an insult, Cyril. Trinette takes pride in her work.
Trin: I really do ..
Cyr:  OK.
Trin: .. so c'mon, budge in.
Cyr:  Oh gosh.
Trin: That's not so bad, is it?
Cyr:  No..

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 13:29 | 1426991 carbonmutant
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More circus... less bread...

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 13:29 | 1426997 Franken_Stein
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Who cares anymore ?

DSK is a political deadbeat now.

Neither is he holding any office nor will he in the future.


Although the fake/non-fake rape allegations and charges have been dropped, I don't think he will never make it into the final rounds of the French version of the Partie Socialiste's caucus.

His political career is O.V.A.H.

End of this.


Tue, 07/05/2011 - 13:31 | 1427007 Dr. Engali
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What do you mean? This is like a badge of honor in France.

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 13:33 | 1427023 Franken_Stein
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Sorry, typo.

Drop the 'n' of never.


Tue, 07/05/2011 - 13:45 | 1427049 Ghordius
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Are you sure? I'm not...

Mistreated by "les Americains" and at home, it's France, after all! Wait until he takes the glorious mantle of Jean d'Arc.

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 13:29 | 1426998 Dr. Engali
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I know this guy is a pig and he deserves everything he gets, but please 8 years after the fact. Couldn't they find some one a little more credible?


Tue, 07/05/2011 - 14:43 | 1427032 GoinFawr
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Her husband made Michelle promise not to say anything...


Oh wait, nm. You said more credible, my bad.

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 13:31 | 1427008 Instant Wealth
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Yeah, give us some details about Evil Dick DSK ... the filthy ones !!

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 13:36 | 1427041 bugs_
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perhaps he also made a joke about a pubic hair on a coke can 8 years ago too

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 13:41 | 1427053 Joebloinvestor
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Mom, "DSK sexually assaulted me."

Don't complain or it will affect my position as a socialist in good standing.

A real shinning example of how French women care for their daughters.

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 13:43 | 1427056 buzzsaw99
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I hope DSK gives his rich ass (rash?) wife one or more incurable STDs. He probably only fucks strangers in the ass though so she'll be okay.

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 13:44 | 1427076 grunk
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DSK stiffed the hooker then stiffed the hooker?

He'll eventually deal with the pimp.

Watch your back, DSK.

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 13:45 | 1427081 carbonmutant
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There are a lot of parties that assumed facts not in evidence,

And many of them are at risk because DSK knows what hides in many EU closets...

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 13:48 | 1427095 nontaxpayer
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Where there's smoke ther's fire...the guy's obv a major douche.

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 14:15 | 1427206 BobPaulson
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Usually I don't agree with that logic, but in this case something tells me he's got plenty to hid. Mostly because there are many other people who corroborate that he is slime but don't quite have charges to lay.

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 14:12 | 1427188 Bansters-in-my-...
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Fuck You,DSK

....I mean,I won't Fuck You,DSK....

I mean,I hope your Fucked,DSK......

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 14:24 | 1427232 SmoothCoolSmoke
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Sarkozy....taking no chances.

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 14:26 | 1427251 Andrew Jackson ...
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another viagra collateral victim

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 15:31 | 1427456 MrBinkeyWhat
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So, what is the deal with blow jobs...Hello TEETH.
Can someone explain to me how you can be forced to do this without a gun/knife to your neck. And even then TEETH...Hello!

Ever had a blow job?  Teeth there...

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 15:36 | 1427486 patb
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if she is filing a civil complaint the statute of limitations is 10 years, so she can file, but what

are her damages?  Is she doing a Paula Jones, where she wants an Apology, or is she 

suing for lost wages? (None) or is she suing for physical harm? (None publicized) or is she

filing for psychological harm (Has she been under treatment?)  

after 8 years, can she file criminal charges?  It seems the case is far too stale for a prosecutor.

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 16:16 | 1427587 AgentPete
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Time for a reality check here, peeps.

The evidence -  presumably Monsieur Hulot's personal exudate - is clear and not disputed.  He did have some kind of sex with "that woman".  However, as I predicted, his special forces legal team has drawn a smokescreen over that key fact. The only question is - was it consensual or otherwise?

By attacking her credibility, the case is reduced to he said/she said on that crucial issue. IE stalemate.

None of this means he isn't a rapacious rear-ender monkey.  Just that he won't serve time for being one.

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 16:50 | 1427706 SparkySC
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Is he back under arrest in the USA or is he spending time trying to exchange his wife and children for a warm baguette?

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 18:39 | 1427985 Monedas
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Slime ? What is the IMF if not big time slime ! Cyclon B and mustard gas pepper spray cocktail for all of them ! Monedas 2011 Her attorney wrote a letter to the DA ? What a media whore ! Send us a video of your next session in the stirrups ?

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