DSK Two-Front Legal War Now Official: Tristane Banon Just Filed Attempted Rape Charges

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digitlman's picture

2003?  We're now over 1/2 way through 2011....yeah....go back under a rock.   Statute of Limitations and whatnot.



trav7777's picture

She was hot and 22...that should be the first thing in his opening argument

SmoothCoolSmoke's picture

To a French jury?  Absolutely!

vast-dom's picture

I wholeheartedly agree. This is so much worse than a blatant publicity stunt.

StychoKiller's picture

Personal foul, piling-on, 15-yard penalty -- repeat 3rd down.


monopoly's picture

I could not make this up if I tried. Amazing.

Hey guys, have any of you seen those "brilliant ones" calling 20 bucks in silver lately. Hmmmm!!! And Robot a no show.

GoinFawr's picture

Gold up, dollar up. "No! No... That's not true! That's impossible!!! Noooooooooo.....urghaaa!"


Bastiat's picture

Robot's getting squeezed by the high cost of greasepaint, size 30 shoes and big rubber noses.

monopoly's picture

If, and it is always a big if, we get gold to close over 1,515 with some volume, we may have a bottom here? Still the summer. No margin!!!!

GoinFawr's picture

It appears that your 'if' was Au's command.

firstdivision's picture

Trin: S'matter baby? 'fraid you'll catch something?
Cyr:  No. It's not that.  I've just never been this close to a..
Arch: Call-girl, it's not an insult, Cyril. Trinette takes pride in her work.
Trin: I really do ..
Cyr:  OK.
Trin: .. so c'mon, budge in.
Cyr:  Oh gosh.
Trin: That's not so bad, is it?
Cyr:  No..

carbonmutant's picture

More circus... less bread...

Franken_Stein's picture


Who cares anymore ?

DSK is a political deadbeat now.

Neither is he holding any office nor will he in the future.


Although the fake/non-fake rape allegations and charges have been dropped, I don't think he will never make it into the final rounds of the French version of the Partie Socialiste's caucus.

His political career is O.V.A.H.

End of this.


Dr. Engali's picture

What do you mean? This is like a badge of honor in France.

Franken_Stein's picture


Sorry, typo.

Drop the 'n' of never.


Ghordius's picture

Are you sure? I'm not...

Mistreated by "les Americains" and at home, it's France, after all! Wait until he takes the glorious mantle of Jean d'Arc.

Dr. Engali's picture

I know this guy is a pig and he deserves everything he gets, but please 8 years after the fact. Couldn't they find some one a little more credible?


GoinFawr's picture

Her husband made Michelle promise not to say anything...


Oh wait, nm. You said more credible, my bad.

Instant Wealth's picture

Yeah, give us some details about Evil Dick DSK ... the filthy ones !!

bugs_'s picture

perhaps he also made a joke about a pubic hair on a coke can 8 years ago too

Joebloinvestor's picture

Mom, "DSK sexually assaulted me."

Don't complain or it will affect my position as a socialist in good standing.

A real shinning example of how French women care for their daughters.

buzzsaw99's picture

I hope DSK gives his rich ass (rash?) wife one or more incurable STDs. He probably only fucks strangers in the ass though so she'll be okay.

grunk's picture

DSK stiffed the hooker then stiffed the hooker?

He'll eventually deal with the pimp.

Watch your back, DSK.

carbonmutant's picture

There are a lot of parties that assumed facts not in evidence,

And many of them are at risk because DSK knows what hides in many EU closets...

nontaxpayer's picture

Where there's smoke ther's fire...the guy's obv a major douche.

BobPaulson's picture

Usually I don't agree with that logic, but in this case something tells me he's got plenty to hid. Mostly because there are many other people who corroborate that he is slime but don't quite have charges to lay.

Bansters-in-my- feces's picture

Fuck You,DSK

....I mean,I won't Fuck You,DSK....

I mean,I hope your Fucked,DSK......

SmoothCoolSmoke's picture

Sarkozy....taking no chances.

Andrew Jackson epitaph's picture

another viagra collateral victim

MrBinkeyWhat's picture

So, what is the deal with blow jobs...Hello TEETH.
Can someone explain to me how you can be forced to do this without a gun/knife to your neck. And even then TEETH...Hello!

Ever had a blow job?  Teeth there...

patb's picture

if she is filing a civil complaint the statute of limitations is 10 years, so she can file, but what

are her damages?  Is she doing a Paula Jones, where she wants an Apology, or is she 

suing for lost wages? (None) or is she suing for physical harm? (None publicized) or is she

filing for psychological harm (Has she been under treatment?)  

after 8 years, can she file criminal charges?  It seems the case is far too stale for a prosecutor.

AgentPete's picture

Time for a reality check here, peeps.

The evidence -  presumably Monsieur Hulot's personal exudate - is clear and not disputed.  He did have some kind of sex with "that woman".  However, as I predicted, his special forces legal team has drawn a smokescreen over that key fact. The only question is - was it consensual or otherwise?

By attacking her credibility, the case is reduced to he said/she said on that crucial issue. IE stalemate.

None of this means he isn't a rapacious rear-ender monkey.  Just that he won't serve time for being one.

SparkySC's picture

Is he back under arrest in the USA or is he spending time trying to exchange his wife and children for a warm baguette?

Monedas's picture

Slime ? What is the IMF if not big time slime ! Cyclon B and mustard gas pepper spray cocktail for all of them ! Monedas 2011 Her attorney wrote a letter to the DA ? What a media whore ! Send us a video of your next session in the stirrups ?