E-Minis Close At Lows Of Day - Market Drops By Most Since August 11 As Key Support Levels Snapped

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Thu, 03/10/2011 - 17:20 | 1037961 NewThor
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My flight to safety is The Strokes new album March 22nd.

Might as well rock and roll as the whole world turns over.

This is what the world gets for letting the CIA kill Jim Morrison,

Janis Joplin and Jimi Hendrix.

God Bless Everyone.

except for evil bankers, burn those fuckers in the middle of the sun

forever and ever, Amen.

Thu, 03/10/2011 - 17:26 | 1037984 Dr. Porkchop
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Why would the CIA kill Jim Morrison? I think he was doing it quite well on his own.

Thu, 03/10/2011 - 17:30 | 1038010 NewThor
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I've done my fair share of partying. NY. Hollywood. Austin. and no one

consumes the amount of drugs the fools in Houston do. The idea that Jim, 

Jimi and Janis all died within a month of each other is a joke. After they died, 

so did the counter culture movement. And, greed is good soon replaced 'Free Love'.

Thu, 03/10/2011 - 17:47 | 1038064 brandy night rocks
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After they died, 

so did the counter culture movement.


What the hell are you on about?  The fucking retarded 70s retread counter-culture movement is, as we type, in the White House.  Not to mention running most of the country's elite institutions. 

Too many drugs, homie.

Thu, 03/10/2011 - 19:01 | 1038455 malikai
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Furthermore, counterculture in its purity never has died. It will not die until the last human being stands alone. To place faith in rock(pop) stars as counterculture is self-masterbatory futility in extreme. Be the counterculture, never idolise it.

Thu, 03/10/2011 - 20:08 | 1038734 Pegasus Muse
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Well, early in the mornin' I'm a-givin' you a warnin'
Don't you step on my blue suede shoes.
Hey diddle diddle, I am playin' my fiddle,
Ain't got nothin' to lose.
Roll Over Beethoven and tell Tschaikowsky the news.

Thu, 03/10/2011 - 17:39 | 1038039 Confucious 222
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This is the end; the only end; my friend.

I've got some friends inside.

Thu, 03/10/2011 - 17:49 | 1038067 HarryWanqer
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No.  This is a great oppurtunity to buy.  This is the setup and justification for QE3.

If they stop, they lose everything.  If they continue, they probably lose everything.  With those outcomes, it's pretty clear what comes next.

Thu, 03/10/2011 - 17:52 | 1038073 equity_momo
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...you self-immolate?


-awww its a Q! sneaky you . M is easier to spot than you Q. 

Thu, 03/10/2011 - 18:52 | 1038410 johngaltfla
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EM, please don't feed the troll. But is amusing when Bernanke's butt nugget types something out though, that I must admit.

Thu, 03/10/2011 - 17:58 | 1038105 NewThor
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"I woke up this morning and I got myself a beer.

The future is uncertain and the End is always near." - The Doors

"The End has no End." - The Strokes

Thu, 03/10/2011 - 17:27 | 1037986 NewThor
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35 acres of land? Check.

Guns? Check. Check. Check. Check. Check. Check. Check.

Bullets? Check.

10 Horses? Check.

6 Dogs? Check.

Acoustic Guitars? Check.

Alcohol? Check.

Food? Check.

Water? Check.

A good woman for the cold nights? Dang. Nope.

...but I bet those will be way more availible and way, way

less maintenance when TSHTF

Thu, 03/10/2011 - 17:37 | 1038032 John Law Lives
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Maybe you would consider getting one of those Japanese women robots.  They say those things are getting more and more realistic all the time.  You might as well get some real use out of gadgets made in Asia.  ;->

Thu, 03/10/2011 - 17:50 | 1038074 NewThor
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I date asian women regularly. I have been treated for Yellow Fever, but have

found no cure. They're smart, fun and crazier than normal women.

They're not good girlfriend material. But then so few girls are these days.


Thu, 03/10/2011 - 19:40 | 1038656 h3m1ngw4y
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jou are just plain dumb

Thu, 03/10/2011 - 17:57 | 1038102 masterinchancery
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You forgot the gold and silver, which will lead to the quality bedwarmer!

Thu, 03/10/2011 - 18:30 | 1038259 r101958
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Thu, 03/10/2011 - 20:04 | 1038721 duo
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the gold of the future is....yeast.

All the survivalists with tons of flour can't do dick without yeast.  I'm practicing how to propogate and dry yeast.

It's hard to make anything edible without yeast, including ALL acoholic beverages.

My goal is to be the Rothschild of yeast.

Yes, I've been drinking all afternoon.

Thu, 03/10/2011 - 20:26 | 1038792 tmosley
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Wild yeasts populate all fermentable fruits and grains.  That is where tame strains came from.

Thu, 03/10/2011 - 17:30 | 1038003 J K
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Stay away from the Brown Acid.

Thu, 03/10/2011 - 17:19 | 1037965 cat2
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reflate retarded, bitchez

Thu, 03/10/2011 - 17:22 | 1037968 The Axe
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Still a crazy to figure market--up or down..lol 

Thu, 03/10/2011 - 17:22 | 1037970 vas deferens
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Hey stupid BTFD.

Thu, 03/10/2011 - 17:23 | 1037976 Biff Malibu
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Who here forgot to BTFD!!!!

Achtung!  Vie Vant Names!!!


Thu, 03/10/2011 - 17:32 | 1037987 hamurobby
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I did, but also covered with some puts, I needs more frns fomo (rhymes with pomo) pm's.

Its still all about the Clevelands...

Thu, 03/10/2011 - 17:36 | 1038026 equity_momo
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I STD (sold the dump) - its been my strategy for so long in retrospect it would have been less painful to get the clap every time we dumped.

Thu, 03/10/2011 - 17:25 | 1037977 Ferg .
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Beautiful triangle break in the ES . Retraced a bit in the hours after the NYSE open but that's typical breakout behaviour ( Previous support tested as new resistance ) . Shorted after the retracement myself and made a nice tidy profit . With no POMO tomorrow and the possibility of escalating tensions in Saudi Arabia I'd say we're good for another decent drop to end the week .

Thu, 03/10/2011 - 17:25 | 1037980 tickhound
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...and ye shall hear of qe's and rumors of qe's...

Thu, 03/10/2011 - 17:42 | 1038048 NewThor
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Has anyone else seen the Bank of America murals in their HQ?

They are creepy. BUT! One thing that struck me is they were made in

1990, and the only writing on them is EQ, which is QE backwards.

I really believe those dumb dickholes were letting us know QE was coming a 

decade ago.

The Murals are here....


Thu, 03/10/2011 - 19:44 | 1038673 h3m1ngw4y
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hey fringe how did you get the captchas right? please spare us oh mighty fringe thor

Thu, 03/10/2011 - 21:58 | 1039094 NewThor
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Zomg. u r the toughest Ethug ever.




is that better? 

Thu, 03/10/2011 - 17:27 | 1037985 NOTW777
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does this mean that ben needs bill

Thu, 03/10/2011 - 17:28 | 1037994 HamyWanger
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The primary dealers are here to buy the dip, with fresh, free money. 

DOW +2% tomorrow. 

Thu, 03/10/2011 - 17:39 | 1038041 homersimpson
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At the end of the day, whether you're Harry or Hamy, you guys are still bulltards.

Thu, 03/10/2011 - 17:41 | 1038044 equity_momo
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Except theres no POMO tomorrow and its a Friday (weekend tail risk hello?) and oh , beware the Ides of March bitchez!

Thu, 03/10/2011 - 23:04 | 1039251 Non Passaran
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I haven't sold my PM mining stocks thinking the same.
So far, (not) so good.

I just saw the news, they fired on demonstrators in Saudi Arabia.
Considerig everyhing, I'm less optimistic about your theory today...

Thu, 03/10/2011 - 17:28 | 1037997 treemagnet
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No pomo, no shorts to cover and put in a bid, no pomo, no cash for redemptions, middle east angst, no pomo, light volume, no pomo, and all on a friday, and no pomo.

Wanna go long into this weekend?


Thu, 03/10/2011 - 18:14 | 1038184 IQ 145
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 Well, as I posted yesterday for Robo Trader, who previously asked "when will the market go down"; it started on Feb. 22. You're now in a Bear Market. The top is in; now you can laugh at me when it makes a new high in a month; but my opinion is: not.

Thu, 03/10/2011 - 17:30 | 1038000 LongSoupLine
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HFT bots, with no POMO floor, priming to go full retard sell.

Thu, 03/10/2011 - 17:29 | 1038001 NOTW777
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CMG and PNRA catering the protests?


cant the chinese build some more empty cities

Thu, 03/10/2011 - 17:30 | 1038002 max2205
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These CNBC girls need to get back in their seats....having them walk arould is killing my fantasy....I don't need to see what their entire body looks like...uggg...back to bloomberg

Thu, 03/10/2011 - 17:34 | 1038023 LongSoupLine
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the hell with them walking around...the fantasy dies when those yentas open their pie hole and yap their telepromptor "recovery still intact" horseshit.

Thu, 03/10/2011 - 17:43 | 1038058 tsx500
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no shit.  bring back  my honey margaret brennan.   giggitty giggitty goo ! !

Thu, 03/10/2011 - 17:31 | 1038005 Cdad
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What will have it this time, nobody knows?

B. Stutland, B. Kilduff, C. Cramer, and Middle East expert E. Burnett are working on it.  All more than proved themselves to be complete idiot, market manipulators today.  What a day.

Good grief...and by that I mean we are freakin' doomed when this is the crowd assigned to explain things for us.


Thu, 03/10/2011 - 18:01 | 1038082 hambone
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There should be a warning in the lower right hand of the TV when watching CNBC - "May cause mental bulltardation" and "listening to and watching CNBC in tandem contributes to brain damage".

Edit - might need to add the same warning to HamyWangers missives.

Thu, 03/10/2011 - 18:22 | 1038207 Cdad
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You know for sure that, when hour after hour on the Ministry of Truth [CNBC] constantly saying that volatility looked ok, that vol is about to explode.

All of them know that you must get ahead on the vol trade...you don't wait until it explodes tomorrow morning and then say...hmmmm...vol...I better sell my stock.

These guys on CNBC have become ridiculous.  All of them have clearly rotated from stock to calls...and they will say ANYTHING to keep things alive one more day.

Again, the primary takeaway is to short Comcast...for doing NOTHING about the credibility collapse at the network.

And BUY VXX...as the price dislocation over the past six months [from VIX] is all you need as insurance.

So pissed off today...f'n Marxist pricks!

Thu, 03/10/2011 - 18:38 | 1038309 Cdad
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LOL!  Just checked the ratings for the Ministry of Truth [CNBC].  Get this...reruns of American Greed wipe the rest of their field.  LOL!

Rating overall at the Ministry of Truth would indicate that I am about the last person with the tv on there.  You would think they would call me or something.  Check just how bad the Squawk Box hits are?  Fuck...perhaps Joe should spend an extra lot of time picking out his bumper music for tomorrow?


Oh...and since he is on..."ya look at da" and "we talk about da"..."ya look at da" and "we talk about da"...Najarian.  I don't know...when you are bringing in X NFL player/option junkies with limited vocabularies...are you really serious about your programing?  Fucking dumb shit!

This network will either fire hose the place...or go under.  Comcast cannot carry it at a loss like GM did.  Things should start getting interesting soon.




Thu, 03/10/2011 - 17:31 | 1038006 edwardscpa
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Looking at the chart, I believe this is one of those dips we've been hearing about.  Our instructions are clear...

Thu, 03/10/2011 - 18:16 | 1038197 IQ 145
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 DO NOT buy this dip! Okay. there I said it.

Thu, 03/10/2011 - 17:36 | 1038027 gwar5
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