Egypt Rapidly Running Out Of Food

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Mon, 01/31/2011 - 08:27 | 919692 GerritB
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Maybe more important for some, Heineken halted it's operation in Egypt....

No beer means no fun!!

Mon, 01/31/2011 - 08:32 | 919710 Sudden Debt
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Heineken.... beer....HAHAHAHAHA!  YOU ARE A FUNNY GUY!!

THAT'S PISS IN A BOTTLE!!

Mon, 01/31/2011 - 10:12 | 919944 Pope Clement
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SD- Do the monks wash their balls in the Leffe vats ?

Mon, 01/31/2011 - 08:38 | 919717 OnTheWaterfront
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Lets airdrop canned hams

Mon, 01/31/2011 - 08:55 | 919744 snowball777
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Evil. ;)

Mon, 01/31/2011 - 09:10 | 919771 Blano
Mon, 01/31/2011 - 12:15 | 920497 carbonmutant
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LOLZ...

Mon, 01/31/2011 - 11:45 | 920346 PY-129-20
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I just heard this news from an Egyptian friend on the ground:

"Hurghada is now out of petrol. No gas-Station has petrol here! It will start a new way of chaos in Egypt!"

Mon, 01/31/2011 - 16:46 | 921539 Carl Spackler
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Does this imply a decease in Molotov cocktails, or has hording taken place?!?

Mon, 01/31/2011 - 08:28 | 919697 westboundnup
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It's not a question of interrupted supply lines.  The supplies themselves are dwindling.

Mon, 01/31/2011 - 09:43 | 919875 Hephasteus
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Ya wasn't it weird how everybody was eating and stuff there were no problems right before the great depression. And then all of a sudden everybody was starving. People ran into places where there wasn't a good rooting of the topsoil started farming the hell out of it and caused a dust bowl. I think the bankers got ahold of 25 percent of the farms during that period.

Weird isn't it. You have no idea what monsters these people are.

Mon, 01/31/2011 - 09:46 | 919885 Pants McPants
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+ Steinbeck

I'm re-reading Grapes of Wrath right now.  Your comment is dead on.

Mon, 01/31/2011 - 11:08 | 920164 Hephasteus
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It's cool. The farms we got we'll have them burn their crops to starve people. And then we'll have our lying ass scribes say it was to stop deflating food prices. Nobody will ever figure it out.

Mon, 01/31/2011 - 08:32 | 919698 HamyWanger
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They should have sufficient money to import food via the postal service. $10, $15, not a big deal.

Mon, 01/31/2011 - 08:38 | 919716 topcallingtroll
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They could fed ex it for just a little bit more. Have it there overnight.

Mon, 01/31/2011 - 09:43 | 919874 Bill Lumbergh
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Hamy perhaps you can FedEx some Apple stock certificates over there and they can be used for barter.

Mon, 01/31/2011 - 09:57 | 919905 topcallingtroll
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I believe you are mistaking hamy for his brother harry.

Mon, 01/31/2011 - 10:05 | 919928 Bill Lumbergh
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I am well aware of the many variants of Harry...

Mon, 01/31/2011 - 12:26 | 920554 ColonelCooper
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Variants whose humor is rapidly waning.

I still like WanQer though.

Mon, 01/31/2011 - 08:29 | 919699 djb1953
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Wonder if Ben Shalom of Washington and Ben Ali of ex Tunisia are half brothers. Same father, different mother or vice versa?

Mon, 01/31/2011 - 09:20 | 919806 sushi
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They had the same father. His name was Ben Dover.

Mon, 01/31/2011 - 08:29 | 919700 hedgeless_horseman
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They should have listened to Joseph about his dreams.

Mon, 01/31/2011 - 08:50 | 919735 Al Gorerhythm
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Saw the footage of an Egyptian architect being interviewed about the plan or direction after the fall of their dictator. He said that he and his countrymen had no idea where the country was headed after Moo Barak was ousted.

This rings a very loud bell for me.

The ragtag protesters don't have a philosophy about what underpins their quest for freedom. They are well justified in their quest but are only reactionary in their behavior.

Perhaps folk in yet to be affected countries had better get a grip on the difference between freedom and liberty. To revert to the same old, same old, post revolution, (as delivered by the so called democracies of the world) just ain't going to solve the leeching, scumbag banksters and politicians from continuing their skimming scams.

Give me liberty or give me death is a philosophical stand. I certainly will not put my body on the line for anything short of that.

Democracy. What a load of socialist and oligarchical driven drivel. 

Mon, 01/31/2011 - 10:32 | 919808 pan-the-ist
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Certainly don't want democracy, dictators for everyone!!!

Look, Government is not the problem, government is necessary.  The problem is a government that's been hi-jacked by the oligarchy because complacent individuals fail at their due-diligence or start to believe drivel about how all government is evil and don't participate.  (Due to their black and white thinking.)  Government is the only thing that stops the wealthy from completely rolling you, so you must make the government represent the people (whatever that means).

Get it?  Wealth + thugs (and/or lawyers)= a very bad Christmas for you.

BTW, the who started the 'lawyers are evil' meme?  My guess is that it wasn't people who employ their services to protect their interests.

Mon, 01/31/2011 - 15:58 | 921391 Al Gorerhythm
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What I said!

 

Mon, 01/31/2011 - 21:52 | 922436 GoinFawr
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Always refreshing to see a realistic, pragmatic approach every once in awhile pan. Thanks.

Now, send in the clowns!

Mon, 01/31/2011 - 09:28 | 919809 pan-the-ist
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Mon, 01/31/2011 - 09:27 | 919825 EscapeKey
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Standard script. The muslim brotherhood will sweep in on a platform consisting of meaningless rhetoric and unrealistic socialistic promises, and once elected, turn into the worst kind of "Marxist liberation democratic party".

Of course, this will be bullish for stocks going forward.

Mon, 01/31/2011 - 10:50 | 920095 Vashta Nerada
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Better yet - they use islamic terrorism like the Luxor killings to reduce tourism, which hurts the Egyptian economy, then use the now desperate poor in Egypt to do the dirty work of bringing down the government for them.  They aren't hijacking a revolution, they are manipulating it.

Mon, 01/31/2011 - 11:14 | 920188 Missing_Link
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Sadly, I believe you are 100% correct.

Egypt is about to turn into an Islamist hellhole.

Mon, 01/31/2011 - 11:47 | 920360 AnAnonymous
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They are really powerful. Consider, without this attack, unemployment would be low in Egypt as tourism would have provided so many jobs and people would have in so large numbers to Egypt to recycle their fiat.

They are really, really powerful. A serious threat. Master puppeteers and all.

Mon, 01/31/2011 - 09:40 | 919863 Hephasteus
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Do not kid yourself. Clearly defining what is not acceptable behavior is a very strong message. You do not buy 25 ferrari's while we starve. Get it.

Mon, 01/31/2011 - 11:46 | 920356 pslater
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"Democracy. What a load of socialist and oligarchical driven drivel. "

@AL go

And you would replace it with?

Mon, 01/31/2011 - 15:59 | 921394 Al Gorerhythm
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Liberty!

Mon, 01/31/2011 - 08:30 | 919701 max2205
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Maybe Saudi will do an airdrop? Whomever wants to improve their PR

Mon, 01/31/2011 - 09:42 | 919872 Calmyourself
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Israel will start trucking it across the desert and of be accused of implanting each individual rice and wheat grain with mini Zionist mind control devices..

Mon, 01/31/2011 - 10:10 | 919937 Mad Max
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Entirely plausible on both counts.

Mon, 01/31/2011 - 10:12 | 919947 Rodent Freikorps
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Those magnificent bastards!

Mon, 01/31/2011 - 11:50 | 920374 snowball777
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Hunger is a mind-control device.

Mon, 01/31/2011 - 09:45 | 919881 nonclaim
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Drop food or bombs?

Mon, 01/31/2011 - 10:10 | 919940 Mad Max
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It's not as if the Saudis have any spare food, or nearly as much spare money as the west views them as having.

Mon, 01/31/2011 - 08:30 | 919702 Sudden Debt
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Those mummies are about the same like Dried Jerky Beef.

And if the chewing is a bit though for the kids, they can boil them first.

 

Eating the rich and Jews is also a option, but they should also boil them first.

 

 

Mon, 01/31/2011 - 08:32 | 919709 topcallingtroll
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They make better fuel for steam engines.

Mon, 01/31/2011 - 08:48 | 919730 Sudden Debt
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the Jews?

Isn't that a bit cruel?

Mon, 01/31/2011 - 08:59 | 919756 topcallingtroll
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Ive never tried jews, but there are refereces to using mummies for steam production. Was a huge.enterprise at one point if those references are to be believed....google it.

Mon, 01/31/2011 - 08:58 | 919752 Sudden Debt
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looking at the number of junks I've just received, it seems there are a lot of historians on this blog that don't find it a funney thing to boil precious mummies...

 

I WAS JUST KIDDING!! THOSE ARE TO PRECIOUS!!

 

Jeeezzzz.... I didn't know those historians had such a short fuse...

Mon, 01/31/2011 - 09:03 | 919764 topcallingtroll
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I am sure it was because you used the word jew in a sentence our masters dont like.

Mon, 01/31/2011 - 09:11 | 919782 Sudden Debt
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Did you hear about the new facility Kraft Foods is building in Israel?
It’s called "Cheeses of Nazareth".

Mon, 01/31/2011 - 12:04 | 920446 goldsaver
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Thanks SD... needed to start my day with a good laugh.

Mon, 01/31/2011 - 13:24 | 920829 VisualCSharp
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lmmfao

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