Egypt Revolution: Take 2

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Sat, 04/09/2011 - 14:49 | 1153591 Conrad Murray
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But don't worry folks. Everything heating up in the ME is all good. Gaza? Awesome. Yemen? What does that have to do with radical Islamic prophecy? It's ALL G.O.O.D.

I'll just leave this here:

Sat, 04/09/2011 - 14:58 | 1153609 Ahmeexnal
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You can't eat "democracy".

Sat, 04/09/2011 - 15:58 | 1153725 Arkadaba
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Troll alert for any newbies!

Sat, 04/09/2011 - 16:35 | 1153799 Moe Howard
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Sun, 04/10/2011 - 02:08 | 1154523 Arkadaba
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Holy smokes - the post I was replying to did get disappeared! 

Not towards you Ahmeexnal - was something posted by that McGoldDick person

Sun, 04/10/2011 - 06:40 | 1154630 BorisTheBlade
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It happens every time post hits 50 junks threshold.

Sun, 04/10/2011 - 19:47 | 1155980 Ahmeexnal
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That's ok, I did read that troll's post. Matter of fact, I junked him too.


Sat, 04/09/2011 - 16:15 | 1153754 Hephasteus
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Ya he should act like a legitimate power that be. Countefeit billions and bribe people to make nasty fucking microwave weapons for crowd control. Pay soldiers to muder anybody you want under your thumb and bribe stupid shitheads to build crappy technology and make stupid fuckig movies.

Have yahoo put out story after story after story about what the IRS won't allow while people say fuck you and don't pay taxe anyway.

Personally I think if someone were to hook everyone in every private college, middle school and high school on heroine and then get the kids to steal from their parents for the heroine it would be heroic karmic payback. I'd suggest a similar strategy for various other captured business realms but they appear to be on drugs already.

I know for a fact that professional internet trolls are definitely all a bunch of moronic tweakers.

Sat, 04/09/2011 - 16:25 | 1153772 Arkadaba
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Maybe you should get a new job because you are really bad at what you do.

Sat, 04/09/2011 - 16:46 | 1153816 Zero Govt
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libertarians have the most complete joined-up thinking in society

the alternative is the Tea Party who think replacing Big Govt with small govt is a 'solution' to the problem of Govt. Bring on the retards who never learn  

Sat, 04/09/2011 - 16:49 | 1153821 Rodent Freikorps
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Seems Big Government and Liberty are mutually exclusive.

At least that his the history lesson taught by Every. Single. Government. in the history of mankind.

Sat, 04/09/2011 - 17:50 | 1153891 New_Meat
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u b replyin' to 1/(zero government)

don'tcha' know.

- Ned

Sat, 04/09/2011 - 20:00 | 1154038 Rodent Freikorps
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After a while, you gotta wonder what percentage of the posters here are nothing but paid whores of various propaganda machines.

Who is actually a real, honest human?

Sat, 04/09/2011 - 20:54 | 1154126 gall batter
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am i a real, honest human if i answer that i'm a paid whore of various propaganda machines?

Sat, 04/09/2011 - 21:02 | 1154138 Rodent Freikorps
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Only if you are a hawt female, with verifiable pics and references.

Otherwise, you are just a disturbance in the phosphorous on my screen.

Sat, 04/09/2011 - 21:04 | 1154142 akak
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Is that Arabic?

Sat, 04/09/2011 - 21:35 | 1154193 Rodent Freikorps
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It is Internetian. Second Kingdom.

Google it.

Sat, 04/09/2011 - 21:04 | 1154141 akak
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am i a real, honest human if i answer that i'm a paid whore of various propaganda machines?

i suspect that you are merely t. s. elliot

Sun, 04/10/2011 - 02:28 | 1154538 jeff montanye
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Sun, 04/10/2011 - 09:19 | 1154729 psychobilly
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Aside from the intentional sprinkling of a few pro-liberty buzzwords to gain your creds, you are one of the most relentless cheerleaders for the US government and big government in general on this site. It's not like the US military is some separate entity. It IS the government; the largest government bureaucracy and socialist make-work program on earth.

If you aren't getting paid for all of your idiotic, fear the latest bogeyman "war on terror" posts, then you should really look into it. You obviously have nothing better to do than to spend your days parroting pro-government propaganda on message boards.

"War is the health of the state."

- Randolph Bourne



Sun, 04/10/2011 - 10:42 | 1154808 AnAnonymous
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It's not like the US military is some separate entity. It IS the government; the largest government bureaucracy and socialist make-work program on earth.


Straightforward and real.  Yet the mass of posters in here prefer to ignore this simple fact. A big military is certainly not big government for them.

Sun, 04/10/2011 - 13:53 | 1155235 Rodent Freikorps
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You wrong me. While I support soldiers, sailors, airmen, and Marines....and the brown water sailors of the coast guard...I guess, I would never ever defend the bureaucracy they have to toil under.

Other than the military, which Big Government program have I ever expressed any support for?

My history of opposing the creeping nanny state is not hard to find.

The military is a socialist make-work program?

Bitch, please.

Sat, 04/09/2011 - 16:48 | 1153820 johnnynaps
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Well, as long as all that adversely affects government, big bank and corporate revenues.....then he kind of is a patriot!

Sat, 04/09/2011 - 21:02 | 1154145 nkktwotwozero
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1. Make it a JPM credit product.

2. And buy shit tons of silver.

3. Comex Default


Haulin' Ass Getting Paid  - That's What I'M Talking About! - 10,000K

Sat, 04/09/2011 - 21:20 | 1154173 msjimmied
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How many junks does a post have to accumulate before Tyler does his thing? I may not agree with everything Chumba says, but his tactics are commendable. Millions of home squatters and IPad buyers give him a two thumbs up. I wait with bated breath for the warrior to show up and smack this gnat into the dirt....

Sat, 04/09/2011 - 23:05 | 1154328 akak
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It used to take only 20 "junks" to consign a post into oblivion (just ask Leo Kolivakis, he is quite familiar with the process), but now the number has been upped to either 50 or 51 --- but it still does happen.

Sat, 04/09/2011 - 19:33 | 1154014 sun tzu
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This can't be true. I remember our very own George Washington writing a diatribe telling us how wonderful it was that Egypt had a full blown democracy that was envied by the West and didn't require any intervention from the bad ole imperialist YOU ESS of Ay

Sat, 04/09/2011 - 21:05 | 1154149 nkktwotwozero
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Notice all this has happened AFTER Hillary landed her SUPERBIGASS on Egypt.


We seem to be experimenting some technological differences....

Sun, 04/10/2011 - 09:18 | 1154744 steve from virginia
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Ha ha hahaha!

Sat, 04/09/2011 - 14:50 | 1153593 Arkadaba
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Kudos to the people for not accepting "same as the old boss"

Sat, 04/09/2011 - 14:55 | 1153605 Bearster
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While it is pleasant to assume they want freedom (i.e. the individual rights of life, liberty, and property), they don't.  What they want is altruism, mysticism, and collectivism enforced by a gun.

The new boss will be totally different from the old one: his name won't be Mubarek.

Sat, 04/09/2011 - 15:01 | 1153615 Arkadaba
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Curious - why do you say they want altruism, mysticism and collectivism? 

I have never been to Eygpt but it is on the list of places I want to visit - you know cradle of civilization and all that.

Sat, 04/09/2011 - 15:01 | 1153621 Long-John-Silver
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They are still mired in tribalism. You've never lived it so you can't understand it.

Sat, 04/09/2011 - 15:03 | 1153625 Arkadaba
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Did you live there? 

Sat, 04/09/2011 - 15:08 | 1153631 Long-John-Silver
Sat, 04/09/2011 - 15:20 | 1153652 Arkadaba
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Stationed there or actually lived there?

Sat, 04/09/2011 - 15:23 | 1153657 Long-John-Silver
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If I told you what I did there I would be forced to hunt you down and kill you.

Sat, 04/09/2011 - 15:28 | 1153669 Arkadaba
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Cat with gun versus ... dog with a hat - lol. I actually can't make out what your avater is - dog or penguin?

Sat, 04/09/2011 - 15:40 | 1153690 Long-John-Silver
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Penguin, and I use linux

Sat, 04/09/2011 - 15:56 | 1153721 Arkadaba
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+ got the joke and very funny

Unix doesn't have a mascot unfortunately. If I had to chose one - might look like this:

Sat, 04/09/2011 - 17:39 | 1153883 Misean
Sat, 04/09/2011 - 21:23 | 1154177 nkktwotwozero
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>Unix doesn't have a mascot unfortunately.

Macs dont count.


Joe was about to learn, that in the future, justice was not only blind, it was also quite retarded.


Sun, 04/10/2011 - 10:07 | 1154772 Dolar in a vortex
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Then tell my mother in law.

Sat, 04/09/2011 - 15:08 | 1153632 falak pema
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He's been to treasure island and backkkk! That in itself is a reference.

Sat, 04/09/2011 - 15:13 | 1153639 Long-John-Silver
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I spent a day on the USS Buttercup on Treasure Island before they closed it. I hatted every minute of it.

Sun, 04/10/2011 - 04:57 | 1154596 MSimon
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I spent six months on Treasure Island on the way to Mare Island. Some how I wound up in Idaho working on an aircraft carrier (sort of).

Sat, 04/09/2011 - 15:20 | 1153653 Pchelar
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Because to the rachet-jawed ideologues of Objectivism, all of humanity's ills are the result of altruism, mysticism, and collectivism...

Sun, 04/10/2011 - 11:10 | 1154844 TBT or not TBT
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Let's clear up where mysticism comes from, in a tribal context:

It comes from being DUMB as a result of a zillion generations of cousin marriage.  Not surprisingly, the family traditions hold that doing your cousin is the ultimate mystical experience, and so it carries on....

Sun, 04/10/2011 - 15:03 | 1155433 slewie the pi-rat
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+3, cuz...

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