Erapture! Iceland Grimsvotn Volcano Has Erupted, White Plume Ejected 18,000 Feet Into Air, Seismic Readings Across Iceland Off The Charts

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Sat, 05/21/2011 - 16:17 | 1298571 schizo321437
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Let`s see if the rule about complacency is true.

Sat, 05/21/2011 - 16:33 | 1298605 Fish Gone Bad
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I am having an end-of-the-world bbq today.  Party bitchez.

Sat, 05/21/2011 - 16:44 | 1298657 Arkadaba
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A barbequapocalypse ?

Sat, 05/21/2011 - 16:57 | 1298685 Arius
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thats a judgement from above on those icelanders refusing to get on with the program

Sat, 05/21/2011 - 16:57 | 1298692 TIMMAYYY
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what, they flicked the switch again....remember last time iceland didnt do what they we go.

Sat, 05/21/2011 - 17:02 | 1298705 Manthong
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I wish they would learn to use vowels over there,

Sat, 05/21/2011 - 17:35 | 1298798 Hephasteus
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Sat, 05/21/2011 - 17:42 | 1298818 max2205
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T shirt

I was waiting for the end of time and all I got was this stupid volcano

Why does this stuff only happen on weekends?

Sat, 05/21/2011 - 18:01 | 1298871 BigJim
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Sat, 05/21/2011 - 19:05 | 1299022 Popo
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Tyler, I know sensationalism = pageviews.  But when you say "Off the Charts"... do you mean... a relatively unimpressive 3.6 on the Richter scale?


ps:  This isn't Katla, folks.

Sat, 05/21/2011 - 21:19 | 1299274 mogul rider
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Tyler's ash pump and dump strikes again.

Have you no shame LOL

Cornering the market in ash he is.

You are a sly one mister


Sun, 05/22/2011 - 13:54 | 1300191 Cocomaan
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Knights Templar are able to control telluric currents.

Sat, 05/21/2011 - 18:44 | 1298976 three chord sloth
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The eurobankers took most of 'em... especially I, O, & U.

Sat, 05/21/2011 - 20:20 | 1299180 palmereldritch
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See what happens when DSK makes bail?

Sat, 05/21/2011 - 16:59 | 1298703 velobabe
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look for the ghost faces in the heavy eruption clouds. i found three faces, can anyone else see the ghost faces in the cloud? maybe they are rapture dust ghosts.

Sat, 05/21/2011 - 17:14 | 1298748 falak pema
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I can see a couple having looks like the gods are laughing at us...we who expect the world to end today...while they do it up in the clouds...

Sat, 05/21/2011 - 17:58 | 1298851 slewie the pi-rat
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the no fly zone will protect the innocent from the rapture of the cloud faces and the eruptive, volcanic sex. 

Sat, 05/21/2011 - 17:58 | 1298857 Oh regional Indian
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Hey Falak/Velo , take a look at the first picture.

What do you see protruding off to the right?

It sure feels like a preparatory day for something big coming up. Shortly. 

War or (presumably) unaided nature? Is  HAARP really for reals?

Wild times.


Sat, 05/21/2011 - 19:27 | 1299062 falak pema
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I think Velo is blushing pink! I told you the gods are laughing at us...with a hard on!

Sat, 05/21/2011 - 18:20 | 1298926 Stuck on Zero
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Linus sees a doggie and a horsey.

Sat, 05/21/2011 - 17:48 | 1298826 DeadFred
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Sorry, all I see is a ducky and a little kitty-cat.

Sat, 05/21/2011 - 18:42 | 1298973 Sokhmate
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all I see is little fluffy clouds.

Sat, 05/21/2011 - 22:07 | 1299353 TheFourthStooge-ing
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I see iced bong hits...[koff koff]...and my buzz is off the charts. Wheee!


Sat, 05/21/2011 - 17:53 | 1298838 Hephasteus
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A visitor came down from ragnarok.

See the first pic up there on the zerohedge story. That's the visitor fisting venus.

Sat, 05/21/2011 - 18:09 | 1298891 Oh regional Indian
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Hah, I think we posted the same observation . Sure looks.....telling?


Sat, 05/21/2011 - 18:53 | 1298997 John117
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You guys are Pickers.  We found at least seven faces in pic #3 already and we're still going. 

Ash, bitchz!

Sat, 05/21/2011 - 19:31 | 1299068 Hephasteus
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Rorshac test failure.

I see an ink blot

I see an ink blot

I see an ink blot

Sat, 05/21/2011 - 20:32 | 1299200 mophead
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I see an iPad.

Sat, 05/21/2011 - 17:20 | 1298766 tekhneek
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LOLOL FUCK YEAH! That's FUCKIN' AWESOME! I'm starting a restaurant!


But is it pronounced ... bar-buh-cop-a-lips or bar-buh-qew-op-a-lips?

Sat, 05/21/2011 - 17:24 | 1298779 Arkadaba
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I think the spelling and pronunciation are still up in the air ... 

Sat, 05/21/2011 - 17:58 | 1298859 mick_richfield
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OK, cool.  And -- since I expect that Jesus will shortly be taking me to his bosom (?) I would like to give you my favorite names for bars, just in case you can use them in the future along with your new 5-alarm restaurant.

The Undisclosed Location


and, my personal favorite,

Absinthe Friends.


Sat, 05/21/2011 - 18:04 | 1298880 BigJim
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Excellent. I dibs /dev/null

Sat, 05/21/2011 - 18:11 | 1298888 mick_richfield
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Ah, god damn it!  It's 9 minutes after 6 p.m. in the Sovereign State of Michigan, and I'm still here!  I knew I shouldn't have told all those Jesus jokes!

Who needs a drink?!



Sat, 05/21/2011 - 21:23 | 1299283 Hephasteus
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I'll stand in for him.

You're like vaguely bad for some strange reason.


Hey you lesbians stop tribbing each other in the corner. THAT'S NOT WHAT TRIBULATION MEANS GODDAMNIT!!!


Sat, 05/21/2011 - 22:24 | 1299396 savagegoose
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looks like those rapture filters are working  then

Sat, 05/21/2011 - 22:07 | 1299356 TheFourthStooge-ing
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At closing time, it becomes /dev/urandom


Sat, 05/21/2011 - 20:14 | 1299169 goldfish1
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My vote: bar-buh-qew-op-a-lips

Spelling BBQu'apalypse

Sat, 05/21/2011 - 17:28 | 1298788 I_am_always_right
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Ha! That's great!

Shit, I should have one too, it seems.

Sat, 05/21/2011 - 18:33 | 1298957 mt paul
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Sat, 05/21/2011 - 17:42 | 1298812 rufusbird
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Same here. Cooking up the ribs in the slow cooker right now. They should be ready for the grill in another hour or two.  I have plenty of time left as in California it is only 2:40 pm. I expect I will still be chowing down at six. What a way to go. If it comes I don't have to worry about all the cholesterol...

A litle old lady stopped me on the way of the the Grocery Store this morning and asked me if I thought it was coming. I noticed she had full cart of groceries.

Sat, 05/21/2011 - 17:47 | 1298828 DeadFred
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I'm going to an end of the world party in twenty minutes.  Dodged the bullet this time.

Sat, 05/21/2011 - 18:22 | 1298924 Bob
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Sorry, but still kicking means you got left behind.  But can it be surprising ZH'ers missed that bus?

Now I suggest we make the most of it: Flash Mob on Wall Street Monday AM.  Bring your favorite means of vengeance and mayhem. 

Barbeque and kegger after the fun--pot luck, guys.  

Sat, 05/21/2011 - 22:11 | 1299367 TheFourthStooge-ing
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Jump, you fuckers!

After we kill the keg, I say we move on to the Hamptons and apply torches and pitchforks.


Sat, 05/21/2011 - 18:00 | 1298853 Long-John-Silver
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Lots of Piigs will be consumed, I'm sure.

Sat, 05/21/2011 - 20:24 | 1299191 Smiley
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I'm drinking a bunch of Stone Brew to celebrate the end of the world; IPA Bitchez!

Sat, 05/21/2011 - 16:38 | 1298634 decon
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Wow! Only the Rothchild's could pull this off!  Yea, that's the ticket.  Wonder how they're trading it?

Sat, 05/21/2011 - 17:02 | 1298706 schizo321437
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Paranoia rising...

Sat, 05/21/2011 - 17:14 | 1298747 magpie
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short airlines, of course.

And Rothschild looks on contented, having depressed the golden button - the ionosphere and sunspot readouts were just to tempting to resist, though the choice of Iceland as the stage for manmade and "natural" catastrophes was becoming tedious and repetitive, the arousal gained from the doom was certainly worth it all.

One only lives 7000 years for this, he mused whilst scraping a dim spot off his emerald reptilian scales.

Sat, 05/21/2011 - 17:49 | 1298836 DeadFred
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Funny but you best hope Tyler's files can't be hacked to track you down...

Sat, 05/21/2011 - 18:01 | 1298870 magpie
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He pushes the button, and then is raptured away.

We live in the best of possible worlds.

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