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Estimating JP Morgan's Profits From Bernie Madoff: $483 Million

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Submitted by Linus Wilson, Assistant Professor Of Finance, University of Louisiana At Lafayette

 




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Sat, 08/29/2009 - 17:10 | Link to Comment Frank Owen
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Possession of stolen goods > 1 million= No problem.  WTF, If you stole a car and sold it to someone you`d go to jail and the new owner would have to forfeit it.

 

Sat, 08/29/2009 - 17:24 | Link to Comment Sqworl
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You steal 100 from 7/11 and you go to jail, you steal 100B and you get scolded by congress!

Sat, 08/29/2009 - 17:48 | Link to Comment taraxias
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Scolded??? Surely, you are kidding.

Sat, 08/29/2009 - 18:56 | Link to Comment Sqworl
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-DOwLnQ4nk  Surely, I am not kidding!  Which one of these banksters are in jail??

Sat, 08/29/2009 - 18:08 | Link to Comment Frank Owen
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On second thought, maybe my comment wasn`t appropriate to this article... Man, lately I am just plain pissed off with everyone.

Sat, 08/29/2009 - 18:53 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Sun, 08/30/2009 - 19:11 | Link to Comment sigmadelta (not verified)
Sat, 08/29/2009 - 19:38 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Sat, 08/29/2009 - 19:55 | Link to Comment Careless Whisper
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If the Professor's number is correct, he neglects to take in to account the ability of Chase to make 20 x the amount on deposit, in loans. So, the amount on deposit in the checking account has a multiplyier effect because of the Bank's ability to make more loans. Multiply Chase's alleged profit of $483 million (just from Bernie's account) times 20 and that would be a better picture of the alleged profits that Chase enjoyed from Madoff's account over 15 years.

That's $9,660,000,000 so let's just round it to $10 Billion.

 

Sun, 08/30/2009 - 16:44 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Sat, 08/29/2009 - 23:02 | Link to Comment Veteran
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No shit.  I know ZH has a hard on for those douche bags at GS, and I can hardly blame them.  However, at least GS 'attempts' to operate in the shadows.  Chase shits down America's throat through usurious lending  and rapacious, barely legal business practices and blithely tells us it's in our own best interest.  Small wonder Diamond Dimon is Obama's favorite.

Sat, 08/29/2009 - 23:57 | Link to Comment Sqworl
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This Sunday Fox news, is going to air a very important documentary about Barack Obama, Sunday night at 8:00 PM central / 9 PM Eastern.  
The report will go back to Obama's earlier days, showing even then his close ties to radical Marxist professors, friends, spiritual advisers, etc.  It will also reveal detail his ties to Rev. Wright for 20+ yrs.   How he was participating with this man, and not for the reasons he states!
The report has uncovered more of Obama's radical past and we will see things that no one in the media is willing to put out there.  It will be a segment to remember. Mark your calendar and pass this on to everyone you know:  Sunday night, 8 PM. CT; 9 PM ET.  Democrat or Republican, this report will open your eyes to how YOUR country is being sold down the road to Totalitarian Socialism.  If you care about the direction of our country, pass this notice on to everyone you know.
Sun, 08/30/2009 - 01:16 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Sun, 08/30/2009 - 00:18 | Link to Comment My cognitive di...
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"I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!

Ha Ha huh.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dHUfy_YBps&NR=1&feature=fvwp

Sun, 08/30/2009 - 12:00 | Link to Comment Howard_Beale
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Hey--that's my line.

Sun, 08/30/2009 - 13:45 | Link to Comment Frank Owen
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"You have meddled with the primal forces of nature, Mr. Beale, and I won't have it! Is that clear? You think you've merely stopped a business deal. That is not the case! The Arabs have taken billions of dollars out of this country, and now they must put it back! It is ebb and flow, tidal gravity! It is ecological balance! You are an old man who thinks in terms of nations and peoples. There are no nations. There are no peoples. There are no Russians. There are no Arabs. There are no third worlds. There is no West. There is only one holistic system of systems, one vast and immane, interwoven, interacting, multivariate, multinational dominion of dollars. Petro-dollars, electro-dollars, multi-dollars, reichmarks, rins, rubles, pounds, and shekels. It is the international system of currency which determines the totality of life on this planet. That is the natural order of things today. That is the atomic and subatomic and galactic structure of things today! And YOU have meddled with the primal forces of nature, and YOU...WILL...ATONE!" hehe

 

Sun, 08/30/2009 - 23:55 | Link to Comment My cognitive di...
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Wow!

Thank You.

Mon, 08/31/2009 - 00:03 | Link to Comment My cognitive di...
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Sorry Howard_Beale and...
Oop's!

Sun, 08/30/2009 - 13:16 | Link to Comment rapier
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The existence of this much cash was a gigantic fireworks display that something absurd was going on. Everyone know Bernie was claiming to make great returns and that had to mean every stinking penny had to be committed to the market at most times.

i'd hazard a guess and say this was JPM's biggest cash equivalent account, excpet perhaps some sort of soverign ones or the largest corporations.

 

There is simply no way in the world the VP's and higher there didnt know something was rotten in Bernie's world.

Sun, 08/30/2009 - 19:13 | Link to Comment sigmadelta (not verified)
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