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Euro Plunges, Apparently Entire Continent's Currency Now Correlates With Goldman Regulatory Actions

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Oh isn't it ironic that Goldman's Correlation desk is the one calling the shots on the entire market?

And for all those who were kicking themselves for missing the Goldman "bottom", here is your chance to catch a falling chainsaw for the second time.

 

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Fri, 04/30/2010 - 11:39 | 325542 Whizbang
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Wonders if goldman being "Counterparty M" has anything to do with this.

Fri, 04/30/2010 - 11:43 | 325547 Tic tock
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Eur trying to catch its own tail, stupid fucking mongrel

Fri, 04/30/2010 - 11:44 | 325548 SDRII
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Where is liesman with his 2nd derivative idiocy. Inventory build delta slows dramatically, consumer spending up on nondiscretionary items like fuel and food while the income numbers revised down last month to make this month look pretty while the saving s rate dips to 3.1% from 3.9%. CNBCetards spitting effusive praise for the "wealth effect" of rising markets failing only to mention that it is meirroring the rising NPLs at the banks  - those left off the sequential improvement. Keep washing that money into the complex via the FICC line - apparently the Continental banks are simply not as good at obfuscating and looting under the banner of superior trading results in FICC (with less VaR of course). Talk about "gold" ilocks

Fri, 04/30/2010 - 11:45 | 325553 Cognitive Dissonance
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"And for all those who were kicking themselves for missing the Goldman "bottom", here is your chance to catch a falling chainsaw for the second time."

How about juggling chainsaws? Seen in slow motion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbMvxLRdpm0

Fri, 04/30/2010 - 12:48 | 325686 DeanTheMachine
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Nope, only falling chainsaws will do

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1uUru2ikEs

Fri, 04/30/2010 - 13:20 | 325747 Cognitive Dissonance
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Classic!

I didn't even think of this while considering chainsaw references. Which means Dear Sir that you are the American Psycho and I am "normal". :>)

Fri, 04/30/2010 - 11:49 | 325558 etrader
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Its the $120b+ Greece package that is going to be announced at 16:00 CET on Sunday.

Fri, 04/30/2010 - 13:53 | 325584 hedgeless_horseman
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That Greek package looks like it is indeed enlarged, and will be painful for some time.  Unfortunately, it does look like it is contagious, too:

http://www.nature.com/nrurol/journal/v6/n6/thumbs/nrurol.2009.80-f1.jpg

Fri, 04/30/2010 - 14:10 | 325851 Missing_Link
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That was ENTIRELY unnecessary.

Fri, 04/30/2010 - 22:06 | 326507 GoinFawr
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Aiiigh! Admittedly there was fair warning in the body of the comment, but Geez. Blargh.

Fri, 04/30/2010 - 12:06 | 325612 Truth
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Ironically, gold may take a little hit before it's resumption to $1375 when that news breaks.

 

Fri, 04/30/2010 - 15:08 | 325947 DosZap
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Truth,

Yep,look for a 10% swing off this Euro screw up........

And, of that figure, WE are giving 100Bln of it...WE.......is that the shits or what?.

Talk about Bail Out's, hell we are 10x's worse than Europe!

Fri, 04/30/2010 - 11:53 | 325576 Waterfallsparkles
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I think Goldman has tons of Credit Default Swaps on Greece, Spain etc.

Trying to cash them in while they are still in Business.  At least their Billions of profits will help pay their Legal Defence Fees.

P.S. I have wondered just how much influence Goldman has over the Credit Reporting Agencies

Fri, 04/30/2010 - 11:55 | 325582 HarryWanger
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I gotta say, I never thought I'd see the day Goldman would be down nearly 14 and the Dow -9. Seems pretty miraculous. I really thought we might be heading for a disaster of a day. I guess the "Greece is saved" announcement is more motivating. Odd though.

Fri, 04/30/2010 - 12:44 | 325677 Cistercian
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 The dow is only down 60 as I type this.GS is in wonderful shape..what could possibly go wrong?

  There are examples of companies that were investigated and charged we can look at to see how trivial a bother this is to GS.Drexal Burnham and Arthur Anderson...

 GS=FAIL

  This could be interesting as the algos from hell "in the wrong hands even manipulate the markets" get unleashed in a frenzy of power demonstration.

 

 Interesting times we find ourselves in!

Fri, 04/30/2010 - 16:10 | 326039 Cistercian
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 The market ends down 158 points, GS down 15 points or nearly 10% hit for GS.

  Gee, I didn't see that coming.....

Fri, 04/30/2010 - 11:55 | 325583 HEHEHE
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How can this happen?  GDP knocked it out of the park!!!  The consumer is BAAAACK!

Fri, 04/30/2010 - 18:00 | 326236 Hulk
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ah, but never forget those nasty downward revisions in the weeks to come!

Fri, 04/30/2010 - 12:04 | 325603 Truth
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Goldman will be going private is what some of the market analysts on financialsense.com were prognosticating.  I remember reading one opin that they'll drop to around $130 before doing so.  American public will be sold on what a good job our gov't did cracking the whip on Wall St. in an effort to get votes for November's elections and to divert our attention from the stinkin' health care reform....oops, meant on-going theft from the middle class. 

Fri, 04/30/2010 - 12:09 | 325625 SDRII
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Wonder how repaying that tglp debt and relinqueshing their holdco charter factors into the MBO model

Fri, 04/30/2010 - 12:24 | 325659 lovejoy
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OK. But as what ... a bank or an investment bank. The investment banking model is dead for public companies. Maybe not for private companies as one cannot short the company's stock.

Fri, 04/30/2010 - 13:22 | 325750 reading
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Let's just see how much they want to put up THEIR own money to go private when it becomes clear that their much-vaunted reputation is in the *hitter...

 

 

Fri, 04/30/2010 - 12:04 | 325608 lizzy36
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Anyone want to trade Lloyd departing (to spend more time with his family- hehe) Goldman:

http://www.intrade.com/jsp/intrade/common/c_cd.jsp?conDetailID=720916&z=1272643417196

Fri, 04/30/2010 - 13:23 | 325752 Cognitive Dissonance
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lizzy,

Haven't talked to you in a while. Nice to see your pretty curls around.

You come up with the most amazing references. I'd completely forgotten about InTrade.com

Fri, 04/30/2010 - 12:13 | 325635 Cursive
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Clients of Bernie Madoff got statements in the mail showing how wealthy they were.  Well, your brokerage account is no different.  Hard to believe as it is, things aren't worth what you believe they are worth.  This is not well known now, but it will be well known two years hence.

Fri, 04/30/2010 - 12:17 | 325642 BlackBeard
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Still short both these bitches.

Fri, 04/30/2010 - 12:25 | 325664 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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Heading for support!!!

Fri, 04/30/2010 - 12:36 | 325666 Racer
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"Over half of Greeks will take to the streets against new austerity measures"

Just givvus your money for free

Fri, 04/30/2010 - 12:49 | 325687 Popo
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The only real question is:  When does the rest of the financial sector follow GS down to the abyss?

Wells and Wachovia know full well that the SEC is coming for them next.  The shredders are likely running 24/7.  But it won't help.  The paper trail is fantastically detailed. 

It's almost certainly too soon to call a top on the S&P, but I don't think it's too soon to call a top on financials.  This fire is only starting to burn.  

Fri, 04/30/2010 - 13:02 | 325715 Adam Neira
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That chart reminds me of those old black and white movies of Acapulco cliff divers.

Fri, 04/30/2010 - 13:23 | 325751 patience...
Fri, 04/30/2010 - 13:32 | 325770 Amsterdammer
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The mud is getting thicker for GS:

Derivatives reform would cost GS 41% of

earnings, says study

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/04/30/derivatives-reform-would_n_5584...

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Fri, 04/30/2010 - 13:59 | 325829 carbonmutant
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Chinese yards facing flood of cancelled orders

EUROPE’S continued economic woes could precipitate a new flood of cancelled orders at Chinese shipyards, a top shipbuilding official in Beijing has warned.

http://www.lloydslist.com/ll/news/chinese-yards-facing-flood-of-cancelle...

 

Fri, 04/30/2010 - 15:00 | 325937 Ned Zeppelin
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Da Rules say Lord Blankfein must resign.  Happened on his watch.  Done, done, done.

Fri, 04/30/2010 - 15:54 | 326010 Hephasteus
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That chart is a scary amount of correlation. I'm totally freaking out.

Sat, 05/01/2010 - 02:44 | 326695 Artful Dodger
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But... one is a daily chart and the other is three months. Am I missing something?

Fri, 04/30/2010 - 17:31 | 326200 omi
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Looking at some AUG 180 calls. If they get a slap on the wrists, there's nothing preventing GS from surging to above 160

Fri, 04/30/2010 - 22:02 | 326500 Buck Johnson
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Goldmans is the big fixer for the Western banking system.  Thats why they have been able to get away with things for so long and why financial pundits and traders try to say and think happy thoughts about Goldman.  It's because they are always going to be the fixer or on the other side of majority of the deals.

Sat, 05/01/2010 - 09:42 | 326819 dcb
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come on don't any of you guys trade. siince computers do most of it, day and and out there is great overlap between the pattern on most traded securities intra day.

when the euro was dropping in the us as the s&P went up the euro was going up intra day. it made so sense

who the hell was buing the dropping knife day in and out

they say 40% of a stocks movement is due to overall market movement. so big afternoon sell off are most likely to be seen across the board. unless it is some real non correlated asset.

you can even see some things the same in tlt and spy within a wave form. yesterday they were almost an exact inverse.

the market is one big joke

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