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Europe Scrambles To Deal With Italy Contagion Fallout, Calls Emergency Meeting As Former ECB Official Says "Very Worried About Italy"

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Sun, 07/10/2011 - 10:45 | 1441225 Atomizer
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We had better conduct another bank stress test first. LOL


Skittles, unicorns and rainbows will embark change & hope.

Barack Obama Speech from Berlin, Germany


Sun, 07/10/2011 - 11:45 | 1441349 Urban Redneck
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EBA revised the old "skittles & unicorns" stress test formulation after that presentation was made, we should now have a new "skittles & unicorns" formulation for the stress test...   

Sun, 07/10/2011 - 11:49 | 1441353 mickeyman
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Ireland can bail out all of Europe using gold from leprechauns.

Sun, 07/10/2011 - 12:23 | 1441407 Spastica Rex
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Good one.

Sun, 07/10/2011 - 13:06 | 1441480 Fish Gone Bad
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Why was Slovenia included in this graph?  Is that even a real country?

Mon, 07/11/2011 - 00:09 | 1442641 aminorex
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I was surprised more by the position of France, which appears more parlous than Spain.  But OTOH Germany will be subsidising France by purchasing nuclear power.

Sun, 07/10/2011 - 12:28 | 1441417 Spastica Rex
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Good one.

Sun, 07/10/2011 - 10:38 | 1441227 buzzsaw99
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the bernank will bail them out. the federal treserve currency isn't enough of a joke yet.

Sun, 07/10/2011 - 11:27 | 1441306 Popo
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Nah, the banking cartel will be perfectly happy to rape Italy for her national treasures. The Duomo will make an excellent office for Goldman Sachs. And Michaelangelo's David would look killer in the lobby of 60 Wall.

Also, there are hundreds of Palazzos in Venice that the boys at Deutchebank would be happy with.

Thanks for playing, Italy.

Sun, 07/10/2011 - 11:31 | 1441319 Djirk
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Exactly, not to mention the Chinese who want a villa in Cuomo.

I am not an expert on the Italian finance system, but I would not be suprised if the off balance sheet, FX tricks and shadow banking liabilities are HUGE.



Sun, 07/10/2011 - 12:20 | 1441400 TBT or not TBT
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The Chinese will have their own severe issues thanks to any such collapse. My advice, stock up on iPads because they are super cheap in today's dollars and euros, and After they will be the new currency.

Sun, 07/10/2011 - 10:38 | 1441228 snowball777
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Visit Venus - For a Few Euros More...


Sun, 07/10/2011 - 10:40 | 1441230 ArkansasAngie
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"tomorrow morning the European Council has called an emergency meeting" ???


Sun, 07/10/2011 - 14:43 | 1441626 SAME AS IT EVER WAS

Yep, ssdd! Since the great engineered "crash" the nation defualt drama saga started with Dubai, then Ireland, Greece(that one was played well) now its Italy. The finanicial and political drama queen writer make the real housewives series look like a love story in comparision. Total bullshit! BTFD!

Sun, 07/10/2011 - 10:45 | 1441237 Caviar Emptor
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Open the money fire hose. Again. Looks like the old fire brigade from 2008 is getting a bit overwhelmed. Unfortunately, 2008 was already a 5 alarm fire (5 continent-cordinated-bailout). So who can we call in now to help? Antarctica? Mozambique? Greenland? Sandwich Islands? 

The only suggestion I have: throw all the bad debt in Gitmo and declare mission accomplished. 

Sun, 07/10/2011 - 10:46 | 1441238 snowball777
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Mars Needs Dollars.

Sun, 07/10/2011 - 10:53 | 1441249 Long-John-Silver
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They too are suffering Global Warming. I have no idea how you control Global Warming with Dollars but NASA has been planning to go to Mars for decades. I wonder how that will happen without the ability to launch Space Craft.

Sun, 07/10/2011 - 10:56 | 1441254 snowball777
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Knit them into a solar shield...and I'm sure that set in the Mojave is still available. ;)

Sun, 07/10/2011 - 11:50 | 1441357 QQQBall
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Problems with pIigs debt?. Who cuddanode, right?

Sun, 07/10/2011 - 10:58 | 1441262 Caviar Emptor
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Aren't there some terrorists on Mars we need to go after? 

Sun, 07/10/2011 - 11:01 | 1441266 Long-John-Silver
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There have been warnings of Martian invasions for decades.

Sun, 07/10/2011 - 11:04 | 1441272 DeadFred
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It is rumored they have Weapons of Martian Destruction.

Sun, 07/10/2011 - 11:16 | 1441291 Caviar Emptor
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Say no more. We're on it

Sun, 07/10/2011 - 11:36 | 1441332 Transitory Disi...
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We could always have Martian Law declared.

Sun, 07/10/2011 - 16:55 | 1441873 snowball777
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Is there oil in those canals?

And do we want to see the dollar as the galactic reserve currency?

Sun, 07/10/2011 - 20:57 | 1442269 Miss anthrope
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really, thank you......... golf clapping...................


BEST LAUGH ALL WEEKEND... I lead a somewhat desolate existence and seek solace from all here.  ......... tears..........

Sun, 07/10/2011 - 10:53 | 1441251 toady
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mmmmmmmmm, sandwiches.

Sun, 07/10/2011 - 15:45 | 1441750 jerry_theking_lawler
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i just figured it out....

South Sudan!!!

Sun, 07/10/2011 - 16:56 | 1441875 snowball777
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New currency: dirt.

Sun, 07/10/2011 - 10:48 | 1441244 Long-John-Silver
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and the death of the euro currency of course


The US Dollar will follow the EURO over the cliff. All the worlds fiat currencies are tied together like mountain climbers. The PIIGS are dangling and dragging all the others over the cliff with them.


Sun, 07/10/2011 - 10:52 | 1441250 Caviar Emptor
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It's gonna be a movie cliff hanger all summer-long! Just like in the old movies. 

Dollar is at the top of the cliff trying to pull on a string around it's waist to keep the others from falling down the canyon. But every sweaty step back is quickly followed by two steps closer to the edge. 

Get me some popcorn!

Sun, 07/10/2011 - 14:44 | 1441625 Sudden Debt
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Let's just give up that idea of the death of the euro or dollar.

They'll just keep in printing their worries away.


We've all seen the 100 year dollar value chart. The dollar has dropped 99% in that time.

So if history is any lead:

In a decade from now, the euro and dollar will be down 99% yet again but they'll both will still be there.


The McDonalds DEAL OF THE DAY will only cost 100$!

And the Happy meal will be a 1000$


Sun, 07/10/2011 - 17:02 | 1441891 Ghordius
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So simple! +1

Sun, 07/10/2011 - 10:49 | 1441245 buck777
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Im getting a boner

Sun, 07/10/2011 - 10:51 | 1441247 freethinker4now
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Gold bitchez

Sun, 07/10/2011 - 10:52 | 1441248 Jack Napier
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Still no sign of Jean-Claude Van Damme.. but at least they got the Double Impact part right.

Sun, 07/10/2011 - 10:56 | 1441256 Long-John-Silver
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For some reason my wife hates it when I tell her a Damme movie is coming on TV.

Sun, 07/10/2011 - 10:59 | 1441263 Caviar Emptor
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Or if you tell her you're going on the Dam Tour

Sun, 07/10/2011 - 11:03 | 1441270 Long-John-Silver
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I've had the Hoover Dam Tour. It was very nice.

Sun, 07/10/2011 - 11:19 | 1441296 Caviar Emptor
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So did Clark Griswold

Sun, 07/10/2011 - 11:59 | 1441374 HITMAN56
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you know where I can get some dam bait...

Sun, 07/10/2011 - 12:56 | 1441467 Things that go bump
Sun, 07/10/2011 - 10:55 | 1441255 Seasmoke
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Sun, 07/10/2011 - 10:56 | 1441257 MonkeySmoke
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the euro will start falling off a cliff in mid-late 2012 and the dollar will follow suit. nothing to see here, except as David Byrne put it "same as it ever was".

Sun, 07/10/2011 - 10:56 | 1441259 Number Yuan
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Its very clear the dominoes are going to fall, we can only guess the order.


I take the views of Zerohedge and of course Nigel Farage in the UK as the best available.


Bye Bye Euro !

Sun, 07/10/2011 - 10:57 | 1441261 FeralSerf
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Italy has some rather nice art pieces that would go well in some of the oligarchs' collections.  Maybe Nat could stop over on his way back from his birthday party and make a deal on a present to himself.  A Bernini or a Michelangelo perhaps?

Sun, 07/10/2011 - 11:02 | 1441268 Caviar Emptor
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Rumor that they're offering to rename the Coliseum "Juncker Stadium" ..just rumors

Sun, 07/10/2011 - 10:59 | 1441264 bob_dabolina
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CTRL+P €1.5 trillion euros 

Select Printer: Bureau of Engraving and Printing CC Ben Bernanke

Intiate eur/dollar FX swaps

Isn't that the playbook they've been using?

Sun, 07/10/2011 - 11:04 | 1441273 Long-John-Silver
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these are not the droids you're looking for

Sun, 07/10/2011 - 11:20 | 1441285 Caviar Emptor
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Yep. But these guys have egos. They don't like being caught hitting CTRL-P for the fourth time when they swore they weren't doing it in the first place. Embarrass them a few too many times and they start to have in-fights, point fingers, and become more unpredictable. 

And there's the tiniest bit of reason still left in some which tells them that they're redlining the risk of price instability in their own economies. Situation is way more complex now than it was in 2008 when it was "just a bank liquidity crisis"

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