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Europe's Greek Bailout Decision-Making Process Explained In 17 Short Seconds
All you need to know about why the Greek bailout decision changes literally every 15 minutes.
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Finally, the truth is revealed.
I knew all those .gov secret meetigs had a purpose!
Not very realistic. Doesn't work properly unless someone bites off the chickens head and the other dudes chant while wearing brightly coloured dresses.
Also not realistic because one of the spaces on the chicken death mat was "Let Fail." That space got removed from the mat after Lehman.
The "decision-making" is purposefully chaotic random ramblings, promises, and waffling designed to weaken the euro. All Western indebted countries want to devalue their currencies. Why? Because their debt loads including unfunded liabilities cannot possibly be paid by the Western Socialist states.
But they can't all do it at the same time. Right now, the euro is devaluing faster thanks to the mind-numbing antics of the EMU, German, and Greek "leaders". Don't feel bad for the eurozone--they are getting exactly what they want.
I think the guy on the kazoo was faking it. There isn't really a song you have to play to get the chicken to run around. They just want you to think that it takes skill to run things. Heck, even I can play kazoo. My kid can play kazoo. Anybody can do this. I seriously want to know how that guy gets a $ga-zillion bonus for playing kazoo.
Haha, not just anybody can play a kazoo. One of my coworkers last year thought to play a kazoo you had to blow in it.
It appears that theirs is a staccato ready-fire-aim approach.
Or, perhaps they are working through myriad models. When one model appears to work, they exclaim "Eureka!" and make announcements, while trying to control their citizens.
Then the model simulation grinds forward for another few hours/days, and something blows up. Then there's backpedaling until another model is tried, another "Eureka", another explosion....etc.
This reminds me of the crap I tried when I was 8....shucking and jiving, rather than accepting reality, correcting my problem, admitting my guilt, and moving forward with the resolve to not do that again.
hah! awesome.
Actually, that is how ALL governments do "decision-making".
South Park's Eric Cartman Could Totally Kick Mohammad's Ass
http://www.facebook.com/#!/pages/South-Parks-Cartman-Could-Totally-Kick-Mohammads-Ass/120276311317496?ref=ts
No, no! It's not that game of chicken.
That's so realistic it's scary!
Yep! Sums up everything thats happened over the last year world-wide!
Is it too late to go short on the chicken???
Thanks Tyler, we needed that.
Odds on that chicken came from Kiev.
I like the "Poof - its gone!" clip.
"Let me just add some money to your account.... aaaaand it's gone."
"What do you mean it's gone?"
"Sir, do you have any money in this bank?"
"Well, I guess not."
"Then please step aside as this line is for customers with money."
Best answer I have seen yet.
Very funny clip. I don't watch commercial TV but am aware of South Park's anarchic, manic nonsense. Comedy can be used to criticise anyone and anything. All the financial shenanigans are leading to the emergence of a certain paradigm...