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If you are dirty and a guy named Fabrice knows
you better pack your stuff and head for
non-extradition land pronto.
Fabrice will squeal.
He is off his desk, and currently standing on the window ledge.
Who is Fabrice? Man puting RE funds portfolios together?
http://www.businessinsider.com/fabrice-tourre-2010-4
What about his secretary? Where is she in relation to the desk?
+10
020 7051
MMmmmmmmm. Squid by any chance?
After a period of adjustment, Fabrice Tourre might make a good author here ... ;-)
A month in the ZH re-education camp---staffed by Gordon Gekko, Chumbawamba, Cheeky Bastard and a stiletto-heeled Marla---ought to get his mind right.
Phone Ringing)
[Man:] "Hello?"
[Operator:] "Yes, a collect call for Mr. Tourre from AM.
Will you accept the charges from the United States"
(Phone is Hung Up)
"He hung up.
"I wonder why he hung up..."
"There must be someone else there
besides is secretary to answer."
(Phone Ringing)
[Man:] "Hello?"
[Operator:] "This is the United States calling."
"Are we reaching?"
(Phone is Hung Up)
"See he keeps hanging up."
"But it's a man answering."
(Operator cuts connection)
Ooo Babe, of course Momma's gonna help build a tranche
Fabrice is a fitting "prison bitch" name.
He's off having a bout of Tourre's Syndrome.
Keep your friends close and your enemies closer. Tourre is now Goldman's enemy because he will squeal - after all, there is no honor among thieves. Goldman will watch him like a hawk.