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ohh, what a pity, how about another trillion europe?
Jane says, "I'm goin' away to Spain, when I get my money saved...gonna start to-mor-rooooh"
She's done with Sergio - treats her like a ragdoll......
The most apt line for right now is:
"I'm gonna kick tomorrow Gonna kick tomorrow"
The favorite sentence of every junkie.
The whole world is going to kick (the habit) tomorrow.
Starting a tally: Who Gets This Reference? (yes/no)
When the landlord found out I wasn't a gay interior decorator, he came after me with a gun.
looks like the fed/cia has more european banks to save.
the bailouts in spain fall mainly from the planes.
What!? No helicopters?
...and by implosion you mean everything is fixed and it is buy buy buy time again.
"The Rain In Spain falls mainly on the bondholders..."
hmmm, not as catchy as the original. how about the banks with Francs tank rankly without thanks. Nonsensical but it rhymes.
the bankers deserve another bonus.
mourinho deserves E10 million per year.
the world makes complete sense.
cant wait for the day Real Madrid declares bankruptcy...( or at least severe austerity measures)
Like cutting their "workforce" in half?
"- From now on we'll play with only 7 players and a single substitue - austerity measures, you know..."
Next up a BP & Massey Energy merger. Two excellent firms with impeccable reputations.
A hole in one?
Explosive (malignant cancerous) growth potential!
WARNING! To All Investors...Please Do Not Confuse The Two Words: Explosion and Implosion, as your responses will be different.
Explosion: Buy, Buy, Buy with BOTH hands!
Implosion: Buy, Buy, Buy with BOTH hands and BOTH feet, having sold the house, wife, kids, etc...
this is like that book Atlas Shrugged....one by one the dominos fall.......almost seems choreographed...
Who is John Galt?
Also Ayn Rand was a great personal friend to "The Maestro". Coincidence?
perhaps the markets won't notice....whoops 4 banks now merging. Wonder if the Spanish people will start a run on their banks?
DEAD EURO II:
The worldwide corporate takeover in full effect now.
New word: TBTFasizing
Too Big to Bail
It´s just about time. Banking sector consolidation in Spain is long overdue.
First law of chemistry:
if you mix one pound of honey with one pound of shit you'll get two pounds of shit.
I love it. Hadn't heard that one before...
Or, in this case 135 Billion pounds...
Yes, I doubt this "cold fusion" is going to violate the Law of the Conservation of Insolvency.
Thanks for todays thigh slapping laugh!! That is a keeper!
why does the text say 135 million Euros? Is it million or billion. Million would be akin to an FDIC lunch on Friday...
You missed the tree 000s. I have just emitted new credits. I can do more 000000000000000000. Should be enough to save the world...
Thanks, yes just caught that. A few 000's here a few there who can keep up these days.
Where in damn Lehman have we seen this before?
Wow look at the stop level on the Euro...right at 1.24...someone is keeping it alive
Iam convinced what happens on a daily basis is the following;- The Fed ( or its proxies) buy some currency ( Euro, Aussie - depending on taste) and pay for it with freshly printed Dollars.
-The freshly printed Dollars enter the market and push up stocks.
- All the mountains of foreign currencies accumulated can be used later in the year when the Fed announces QE2 and the Dollar starts plunging - to support the Dollar.
Whos to know? No one cares ( except Ron paul).
So if they write down the assets equal to the US bank closures that should be 50-100B Euros???
But I'm sure they are perfectly fine assets and already priced correcly on the balance sheet.
If this constatnt unrelenting support of the stock markets stops for even 5 minutes - stocks fall in a No Bid style collapse - thousands of points. Nothin but air underneath. But then again - why would they ever stop? They should just write it into the law and make it a permanent feature of American life - since it is so brilliant .
Oh - one little problem - can we then honestly still call this America? Yes we can! It just wont be a capitalist system - for that one would need to look elsewhere- Botswana is beautiful .
The Ibiza summer parties could get interesting....
Ibiza and 4.5 million unemployed... wow!
An indisputable tell tale.
The "becoming too large to fail" retarded Olympics competition is officially on.
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