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Fannie Needs $10.7 Billion In New Treasury Capital

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And the green shoot hits just keep on coming. If you wondered why FNM stock has been flying, here is your answer (and which the nearly departed Lockhart seems to have known a few days in advance:

From Bloomberg:

 

Aug. 6 (Bloomberg) -- Fannie Mae, operating under a federal
conservatorship, asked the U.S. Treasury for a $10.7 billion
capital investment as its eighth straight quarterly loss once
again drove the mortgage-finance company’s net worth below zero.

A second-quarter net loss of $14.8 billion, or $2.67 a
share, pushed the company to request its third draw on a $200
billion lifeline from the government, Washington-based Fannie
Mae said in a filing today with the Securities and Exchange
Commission.

The company, which posted $86.8 billion in losses over the
previous seven quarters, has already taken $34.2 billion in
federal aid since April.

What a shroomed up circus this economy has become.

 

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Thu, 08/06/2009 - 18:36 | 28423 Anonymous
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New math.

Thu, 08/06/2009 - 19:36 | 28548 Apocalypse Now
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It actually already exists in the form of imaginary numbers.

What is the square root of a negative number? i2 = -1.

Where i is Fanny.  Are they the butt of a joke or something?

Thu, 08/06/2009 - 19:42 | 28560 Anonymous
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http://www05.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=i%5E2

But seriously, i is 'fanny', 'butt' of a joke. LOL !

Thu, 08/06/2009 - 22:22 | 28710 Anonymous
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the next google

actually startpage.com is pretty good and it doesn't track your every move or store forever all of the sites you visit

Thu, 08/06/2009 - 23:30 | 28765 Anonymous
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I stopped googling after I read this:

http://www.gmail-is-too-creepy.com/

Bobby Fischer36

Fri, 08/07/2009 - 01:34 | 28818 Apocalypse Now
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Scroogle.org is the spot you want to go - not to be confused with scroogle.com

Fri, 08/07/2009 - 03:50 | 28862 Anonymous
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Just LOG OUT of google when you are using their search engine. I always keep 2 different browsers open for this very reason. One for Google logged-in services, one for searching relatively anonymously.

Fri, 08/07/2009 - 07:57 | 28884 nedwardkelly
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Nice try, but all your searches will be recorded against your IP address, which they can then match up against the time/ip address used with the logged in services. Not so bad if you share your IP with a lot of people, but not so good if you don't.

Fri, 08/07/2009 - 08:35 | 28885 Anonymous
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Not only that, but anywhere a Google ad appears will facilitate the recording of your visit - regardless of how you got there.

Fri, 08/07/2009 - 08:57 | 28911 Anonymous
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Google tracks visits to ZH via ads; and come to think of it, anywhere a Google widget appears - like a map, or any site that uses Google analytics for metrics also facilitates tracking. All in, that leaves very few sites one can visit that isn't recorded.

Thu, 08/06/2009 - 18:37 | 28430 D.O.D.
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Well that is a green shoot for sure, this will be spun as;

"Gov't eager to help Fannie Mae keep people in there homes, NOW is the time to buy a new home!"

Thu, 08/06/2009 - 19:36 | 28546 Anonymous
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Or maybe...

Upcoming CNBC Article
"New Government assistance for GSE's will mean more loans for new homeowners: Analyst"

Thu, 08/06/2009 - 21:42 | 28670 texpat
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Talked to my dad this afternoon, told him about the 3% down, 125% LTV, $8000 allowance and he was incredulous.

They really are trying to prop all this shit up, but it ain't gonna work.

Thu, 08/06/2009 - 18:37 | 28431 Anonymous
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FNM up 60% tomorrow?

Thu, 08/06/2009 - 20:02 | 28595 ghostfaceinvestah
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Sure, that's only another 10.7B of preferreds in front of the commons.

Thu, 08/06/2009 - 18:38 | 28434 dnarby
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Sheeeeeeit...

Did they release this after the market closed?  Bloomberg updates it's freakin' timestamp w/every update.

 

I guess since they're hell bent on monetize every debt in the USA, this means FNM is worth an addtional $10.7B!  No wonder the stock soared!

Thu, 08/06/2009 - 18:39 | 28437 Anonymous
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Will they please just wipe the shareholder equity clean for starters? I'm so sick of them getting free money and shareholders owning/trading this like nothing happened.

Thu, 08/06/2009 - 18:41 | 28444 Anonymous
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The stock is going up because all the losses go straight on the publics tab, the bondholder who should be taking the losses are walking away flush and the gift that just keeps on giving has to be kept alive.
Bastards!

Thu, 08/06/2009 - 19:36 | 28545 Anonymous
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Strange how bond holders take losses only for unionized car companies. Bizzare. If I was Obama would follow the precedent I have set. Fuck all bond holders. That would be my preamble. It looks like we have a puppet of the democrat party as the El Presidente. The real string pullers are Pelosi, Rahm, and the other caricatures of that party.

Thu, 08/06/2009 - 23:09 | 28748 KevinB
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I'm curious - why do you feel the bondholders should be wiped out, but the common shareholders can benefit? I mean, if you said they both should take a bath, I'd be right there with you. But my understanding of bankruptcy is bondholders are second in line after employee wages; common shareholders are last to be paid. Bondholders have senior claims, so they should be paid next after the employees. Or are you planning a rewrite to the entire bankruptcy law? What Bambam did with GM was an abomination, and I hope some of the bondholders' suits go all the way to the Supremes.

Of course, he should have let Fannie and Freddie go bankrupt, but what would the result of that have been? A distribution of existing mortgages to the bondholders? How could you ever decide who got what? Every bondholder would be screaming to get the prime ones, and running like hell to get away from the sub-prime, Alt-A, etc. It would be an administrative nightmare, and political suicide.

Fri, 08/07/2009 - 02:18 | 28836 Icarus
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it would have meant pricing the loans to market, something they still can't do.

Fri, 08/07/2009 - 03:19 | 28858 kapillar
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Why do you think the bondholders should be first in row? Wouldn't the common shareholder be the first one to go when the company's equity is negative?

Fri, 08/07/2009 - 07:30 | 28878 zeropointfield (not verified)
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Bingo. Sure way to make money. TBTF will always be propped up and receive the money they need. So investing in them is save...until it isn't (i.e. reality sets in).

Thu, 08/06/2009 - 18:41 | 28445 Cheeky Bastard
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when will it end for gods sake ... when it will be enough .... jesus fucking christ, greed is good, but not like this ..

Thu, 08/06/2009 - 19:40 | 28556 Anonymous
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You make the assumption that it has not been this way all along. Keep in mind that this recession is the first time that widespread blogging has been available.

In short... What you are seeing right is just an exaggeration of what has been going on since 1989. Also, it will most likely end just like it did the last time. By war. The only difference this time is that the war will be over energy.

Thu, 08/06/2009 - 19:45 | 28566 Anonymous
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I was only 6, but I would contend that it started with President Reagan and has continued unabated since.

Thu, 08/06/2009 - 21:06 | 28644 Anonymous
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Try 1913.

Thu, 08/06/2009 - 21:43 | 28673 Anonymous
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bingo!!!

Thu, 08/06/2009 - 22:03 | 28689 Rusty_Shackleford
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...and kicked into lightspeed in 1971

Thu, 08/06/2009 - 22:11 | 28697 Anonymous
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Most likely, yes, it will result in war - lest we forget the massive stockpile of nukes that reside in the US of A. One can only speculate what part they have to play in this 'crisis'.

Thu, 08/06/2009 - 22:27 | 28714 Bubby BankenStein
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These monstrosities should be euthanized and every penny put into them wiped out.

There is a large disconnect between what should be and what is:  Shit canning the bond holders would be tantamount to a default of the USA.  The USA is hostage to the effective nationalization of housing!  The USA is hostage to the debt market!  Kill the GSE's?  Not gonna happen any time soon.

Thu, 08/06/2009 - 18:41 | 28446 Anonymous
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Has that 200 billion lifeline already been accounted for in the budget, or does this require new issuance?

Thu, 08/06/2009 - 18:41 | 28447 Anonymous
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I can tell that upward spikes mean something bad is going to happen. I see dead stocks.

M. Night Shyamalan taught me to see dead people and dead stocks.

Fri, 08/07/2009 - 00:10 | 28787 Missing_Link
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Don't you understand?

Bernanke is the second coming.  He can bring stocks back from the dead.

Lazarus, arise from your grave!

FNM, FRE, AIG, get up and walk!

Thu, 08/06/2009 - 18:42 | 28449 deadhead
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I keep checking cnbc dot com for the usual breaking news headlines....haven't seen one yet on fanny

Thu, 08/06/2009 - 18:44 | 28458 Anonymous
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You been checking on fanny :-)

Thu, 08/06/2009 - 19:46 | 28572 deadhead
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update...still nothing on cnbc dot con

unbelieveable, really.  this is fnm, big gse, bailout city blah, blah, blah, they lose a fortune this Q and have to go back to gov't for billions more, no mention at all.

the 10 coolest beach houses in the usa is still on the front page top story list but that one has only been there for one week or so.

 

Thu, 08/06/2009 - 19:51 | 28579 Anonymous
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CNBC == mouth piece of swindlers. They are a virtual reality fantasy providers.

Thu, 08/06/2009 - 18:44 | 28455 Anonymous
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Car for Clunkers will account for a boost of .5 of GDP. Only way for government to justify itself is to boost some more spending.

Thu, 08/06/2009 - 18:47 | 28462 deadhead
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interesting little problem developed in the senate on cash for clunkers today...it's on drudge and most of the wires.  repubs look to have pulled a fast one on the dems

Thu, 08/06/2009 - 19:03 | 28500 Cheeky Bastard
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link please ( to lazy to search it for myself )

Thu, 08/06/2009 - 19:47 | 28573 deadhead
Thu, 08/06/2009 - 20:02 | 28596 Cheeky Bastard
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lol .. fankoo

Thu, 08/06/2009 - 21:30 | 28661 deadhead
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clunkers just made it through senate, sans the repub amendments. bill on the way to the wh for obama's signature.

Thu, 08/06/2009 - 21:45 | 28675 Anonymous
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i didn't think that they were that clever....
and no, i am not a democrap

Thu, 08/06/2009 - 18:45 | 28459 deadhead
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i think i had read somewhere a few days ago that there was some chatter in DC about taking all the crap out of fanny/freddy, setting up a "bad bank", and then merging them into someother godforsaken federal agency with a clean balance sheet for the purposes of repeating exactly what has happened over the past 9 or 10 yrs or so.

naturally, the taxpayers will get to manage and then eat all the shit of the bad bank.

or did i just dream it?

 

Thu, 08/06/2009 - 21:46 | 28677 Anonymous
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that was when green shoots were for smoking....
ben and tax cheat were conspiring to do that

however it morphed into ppip which is much the
same but with some nuanced differences (ugh)

Thu, 08/06/2009 - 22:44 | 28733 Bubby BankenStein
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American citizens are involuntary investors in real estate.

GSE & PPIP = Nationalization

Thu, 08/06/2009 - 23:28 | 28761 Steak
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Kinda funny actually.  WaPo cited "government officials" saying the fan/fred bad bank idea was one being considered at a meeting of the National Economic Council today.

The press secretary then issued a non denial saying "The story out today is light years ahead of any decision-making process here...Safe to say that many senior administration economic officials learned of this proposal sometime this morning ."

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/08/05/AR2009080504063.html

http://www.reuters.com/article/marketsNews/idUSN0633536320090806

 

Thu, 08/06/2009 - 18:46 | 28460 Coming Down in ...
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I just baked some delicious pot brownies.

Thu, 08/06/2009 - 18:50 | 28473 Anonymous
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cash for clunkers limited to peasants who earn $50K or less ?

http://blogs.abcnews.com/thenote/2009/08/clunkers-program-hits-a-speed-b...

What ze fack ?

Thu, 08/06/2009 - 18:52 | 28477 Cheeky Bastard
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what ze fack you azk

 

the ultimate fack my friend ---

Thu, 08/06/2009 - 19:10 | 28511 ShankyS
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Limit the sales to O's majority contingent? The ones that can least affors to buy anything? Freaking brilliant! That will ramp up sales for sure!

Thu, 08/06/2009 - 18:50 | 28475 Anonymous
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We pay people to buy homes. We pay people to buy cars. We pay banks to make loans. R.I.P. America.

Thu, 08/06/2009 - 20:09 | 28605 Anonymous
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I failed to understand why china want to pay for this mess.

Thu, 08/06/2009 - 21:56 | 28684 Anonymous
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they need habitable/arable land.

Thu, 08/06/2009 - 20:56 | 28636 Anonymous
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Actually, with taxpayer-funded reserves parked at the FRB earning risk-free interest, we pay banks to NOT make loans.

Thu, 08/06/2009 - 18:54 | 28482 Charles Wilson
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Whatever happened to Hank Kimble Paulson's HOPE NOW program?

Thu, 08/06/2009 - 19:04 | 28502 Miles Kendig
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Those are forming the basis for the Sept-Dec REO's

Thu, 08/06/2009 - 19:49 | 28576 deadhead
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that was very funny paul!

Thu, 08/06/2009 - 18:58 | 28488 buzzsaw99
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FNM was a turned into a toxic dumping ground as soon as the banks realized that they had to dump some trash. FNM, like good little fascist kleptocrats, were happy to oblige. I wouldn't be surprised if they're still taking on crap.

Thu, 08/06/2009 - 19:02 | 28497 Miles Kendig
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At 125 LTV with an 8K down payment

Thu, 08/06/2009 - 19:42 | 28559 buzzsaw99
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I was thinking MBS, but yeah, the gubmint will refinance anyone, anywhere, anyhow.

Thu, 08/06/2009 - 19:00 | 28492 Anonymous
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'Negative is the new positive'

Thu, 08/06/2009 - 21:57 | 28685 Anonymous
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the sky was yellow and the sun was blue.

Thu, 08/06/2009 - 19:01 | 28493 ShankyS
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OK - so on average they have lost 12.4b/qtr and this qtr they lost 14.8. That is a green shoot. They are getting worse at a slower but increasing rate but things are leveling off so they must be improving. I think I just used CNBC logic. Ouch that hurt my head. 

Thu, 08/06/2009 - 19:19 | 28524 Anonymous
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Thank you! I was laughing so hard, I had to put the gun down.

Thu, 08/06/2009 - 19:01 | 28494 Miles Kendig
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Bet Freddie will be asking for 17-20 here shortly.  when they do the stock will pop another 10%

Thu, 08/06/2009 - 23:27 | 28760 Anonymous
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If Morningstar is to be believed, they put fair value of Fannie at ZERO.

Thu, 08/06/2009 - 19:02 | 28496 johngaltfla
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I'm sick of all this negative news. Abby Joseph "S&P 1700" Cohen is on Krudlow now and I'm selling my wife to buy every share of CNB available.

 

God we are so screwed.

Thu, 08/06/2009 - 19:50 | 28577 deadhead
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please send pic of wife to robotrader.

thank you.

Thu, 08/06/2009 - 19:03 | 28498 Anonymous
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Yum!

Thu, 08/06/2009 - 19:12 | 28514 Anonymous
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Dear USA,

Sorry we helped bankrupt you! We didn't mean to, besides it was really all Goldman's fault!

Love,
Fannie

XOXOXO

Thu, 08/06/2009 - 19:43 | 28562 buzzsaw99
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Me love you, long time.

Thu, 08/06/2009 - 19:13 | 28515 Anonymous
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this is a good sign, it is better than expected.

Thu, 08/06/2009 - 19:14 | 28517 Anonymous
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I can't wait for the One, in this defining moment, to require web sites to be regulated.

He'll inevitably have to, as it seems there's a complete imbalance between what's on the networks and what's coming from the flea market.

Thu, 08/06/2009 - 21:47 | 28678 Anonymous
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that's what dhs and fema are for.

Fri, 08/07/2009 - 01:47 | 28824 Apocalypse Now
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And the new cyber-security czar.  These things are always ridiculously telegraphed, so we will need an equivalent 9/11 to justify the equivalent of the cyber patriot act waiting to be implemented.  In the chaos (problem) the people will demand action (response) followed by their next legislation (solution).  The patriot act was written before 9/11 :(

Fri, 08/07/2009 - 10:43 | 29029 Cheeky Bastard
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i was wondering; did Lincoln have a Telegraph Czar during the Civil war

Thu, 08/06/2009 - 19:18 | 28523 Anonymous
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"Total nonperforming loans in our guaranty book of business were $171.0 billion on June 30, 2009"

$171.0 B in nonperforming loans! I predict stock market still goes up 1% Friday.

Thu, 08/06/2009 - 19:19 | 28525 Anonymous
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why is FNM's market cap only $870MM? Shouldn't it be $200BB?? Green Shootz--it's gonna POP when people realize what it's going to milk out of the gubbment!

Thu, 08/06/2009 - 19:22 | 28528 Anonymous
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Can you say Rent Czar? Mr. Furley collects and then remits to the foreign landlords. At least you pay to a familiar face:)

Thu, 08/06/2009 - 19:24 | 28531 Anonymous
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But Fannie's NPL's are only $171.0 billion that is good news. TD, you are right we are now living in circus and the peasants are slowing catching on - time for a new season of Idol and quickly.

Thu, 08/06/2009 - 19:24 | 28532 Alexander Supertramp
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Shoot it!  Shoot it!

Thu, 08/06/2009 - 19:30 | 28538 Anonymous
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Take a load off Fannie, take a load for free;
Take a load off Fannie, and you can put the load right on me.

Thu, 08/06/2009 - 19:39 | 28552 Anonymous
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pornographic.

Thu, 08/06/2009 - 19:44 | 28565 phaesed
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Awesome

Thu, 08/06/2009 - 21:12 | 28651 Anonymous
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Perfect.

Thu, 08/06/2009 - 19:31 | 28539 Anonymous
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Question 4: Issuing 'x' amount of new debt increases GDP 'y' amount--show your work (and your children's):

Thu, 08/06/2009 - 19:36 | 28547 Anonymous
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No need to worry. Yahoo finance has elected to use this green shoot wording of the Fannie news......

In one hopeful sign, Fannie Mae (FNM, Fortune 500) narrowed its quarterly loss to $14.8 billion, or $2.67 per diluted share, down from $23.2 billion, or $4.09 per share, in the previous quarter."

Thu, 08/06/2009 - 19:38 | 28551 Anonymous
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Peanuts. Compared to how much they really need.

But soon real estate values will sky-rocket thanks to Goldman Sachs!

Thu, 08/06/2009 - 19:40 | 28555 TaroASSo
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From BNOnews: (http://twitter.com/BreakingNews/status/3170933256 )

Obama says the financial system is no longer on the "verge of collapse" and says actions in the first 6 months have helped stop free fall.

 


Thu, 08/06/2009 - 20:06 | 28600 assumptionblindness
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I had a "Mission Accomplished" flashback...

Thu, 08/06/2009 - 20:08 | 28603 Cheeky Bastard
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me to, but this ship is sinking, unlike that one ...

Thu, 08/06/2009 - 19:43 | 28561 Anonymous
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yea, give them another 10.5b that's just another half a day of treasury auction (ie money printing and re-cycling thru/via the fed's favorite banker back to the fed). then frandie can buy more toxic loans and revive the mbs market. and wrt that good/bad bank thing, well if u believe that will be like the S&L and RTC exercise, i have a bridge i like u to buy. make no mistake, it will be another exercise for the exclusive benefit 3rd and 4th and 5th branches of our government and u the taxpayers will pay and pay - how u wish u live in communist china : )

Thu, 08/06/2009 - 19:45 | 28570 Anonymous
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Check out The Big Picture site for a 1973 comp chart Very similar. 73% run.

Thu, 08/06/2009 - 19:52 | 28580 Anonymous
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Obama - "the pulse of the sickly US economy is quickening"

Someone pse tell him if the pulse of a sick man quickens, its sign of imminent death.

Thu, 08/06/2009 - 19:55 | 28587 Anonymous
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lower the pulse rate longer the life. This guy is using all the metaphors in the wrong way. Red Pill / Bull Pill - take the blue pill. It looks like he is very intelligent and is sending coded messages to people who understand, to flee.

Thu, 08/06/2009 - 23:19 | 28754 Anonymous
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uhhh, no. he's not intelligent.

Fri, 08/07/2009 - 00:59 | 28799 Chumly
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High Pulse = Internal Bleeding

Barry-O is a moron with really good teleprompter reading skills.

 

Thu, 08/06/2009 - 19:55 | 28586 Anonymous
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Paging Mr. WallStreetPro2........

Thu, 08/06/2009 - 20:03 | 28598 Anonymous
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Bloomberg is reporting that Tudor says in his most recent investor letter that this is a bear market rally. As I understand from the article, he sees a possible pullback in September followed by a year end rally...then the bear reasserts itself later in 2010.

Hope ZH will share it on scribd or docstoc if you get your hands on it.

http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=newsarchive&sid=aXsz8TNju_Zg

Thu, 08/06/2009 - 20:20 | 28613 Anonymous
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I guess the only way out for Fannie to plunge into HFT. Rock on.

Thu, 08/06/2009 - 20:24 | 28614 buzzsaw99
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Rumor has it that FNM is buying BAC's refis by the truckload. Turbo Timmy let slip that FNM was going to be the bad bank. Here we go, banks dump garbage on FNM, FNM dumps on taxpayer via usa crap holding corp.

Thu, 08/06/2009 - 21:10 | 28648 SDRII
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Don't worry it would cost more if they didn't do it. Paulson said so. Hey Turbo how about liquidating the bondholders?

Thu, 08/06/2009 - 20:28 | 28617 Anonymous
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Dude Tudor's analysts use 1930's market movement and compare it to today's market's movement and then predict what's going to happen.... I think Nostradamus can do a better job!

Thu, 08/06/2009 - 22:34 | 28724 Anonymous
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Nostradamus used quatrains, which I believe was an early version of flash trading e.g. seeing stuff before everyone else

Thu, 08/06/2009 - 20:36 | 28623 Charles Wilson
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Tonight, when Kudlow came on, I turned the TV upside -down.

It worked!!!

Things are getting better!

Thu, 08/06/2009 - 21:00 | 28640 Anonymous
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fellow ZH'ers, for your evening enjoyment: PTJ vid hosted on Chinese website (blocked in US):

http://www.tudou.com/programs/view/XH5W4vffBbY/

Thu, 08/06/2009 - 21:05 | 28643 Anonymous
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This chart was created and posted Mid April.

Guys a genius. Take lessons.

http://img2.imageshack.us/img2/6719/ashortsnightmare.jpg

Thu, 08/06/2009 - 21:34 | 28664 deadhead
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at the risk of beating a dead horse and i promise i won't bring it up again....

still NOTHING on cnbc dot con of the fanny debacle of today. it's number one on bloomy and i have seen it on the major wire services.

that is all, except cash for clunkers is a done deal, on the way to the wh for obama's signature.

Thu, 08/06/2009 - 22:31 | 28721 Anonymous
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watch Bloomberg or Foxbs - same schtick but different people to learn to despise -- if you've had your fill of Erin, Missey and Kneale - Bloomberg offers Betty, Carol and Kathleen Hayes (all losers extraordinaire) - over at FOxBs they have some of your old CNbs favorites e.g. Alexis Glick, Liz Clayman and a bevvy of other talent -

Thu, 08/06/2009 - 21:52 | 28682 Timmy Geithner
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Wasn't there a time (that is last year) when Barney Frank was assuring the taxpayers that Fannie was well capitalized?  What a joke this country has become.

Timmy!

Thu, 08/06/2009 - 22:11 | 28696 Gilgamesh
Thu, 08/06/2009 - 21:55 | 28683 Anonymous
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New from Donald Trump, very timely

http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/3373/trumpreal.jpg

Thu, 08/06/2009 - 22:15 | 28702 Anonymous
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There's your american version of the japanese zombie financials

Thu, 08/06/2009 - 22:54 | 28740 Gilgamesh
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No longer limited to an anthem at sporting events, Zombie Nation now licenses out the Government Sponsored Entropy theme song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5LW07FTJbI

Thu, 08/06/2009 - 22:25 | 28711 Anonymous
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eco friendly, good for (someone's economy) and assured to bring consumers into struggling electronics retailers so as to stimulate the economy -

http://www.samsung.com/us/consumer/subtype/subtype.do?group=televisions&...

Thu, 08/06/2009 - 22:28 | 28715 Timmy Geithner
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAuOEdttjZQ&feature=related

The problem is that both parties are too busy pimping for the banks to be honest with the American people.    

Thu, 08/06/2009 - 22:38 | 28727 rapier
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Is that all. No sweat. A crude estimate is about a trillion bucks over the next ten years. Not so much really. Hell, the Treasury is going to ditch 3 trillion of SS obligations so that leaves plenty for GSE MBS holders.

Thu, 08/06/2009 - 22:47 | 28738 BabaBooey
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Thu, 08/06/2009 - 23:14 | 28751 Lothar the Rott...
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Yes, please people, anything you donate is for the best of causes.  I could share a local story of how corrupt the media and government are on a local level but don't wanna get too specific here for obvious reasons.  However, extrapolate it on up the media/govt food chain and it's the same damn thing.

The net is your only hope, so support those who are fighting like hell to get information out to everyone they can.

Thank you, that is all and I shall donate again during Radio ZeroHedge.  I like to pay my bill weekly around here!

Fri, 08/07/2009 - 01:16 | 28810 tcopeland
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> at least click a few ads.

Don't do that.  If the ad buyers pick up on that behavior they'll stop buying ad space here.  Also... it's just not right.  That money's got to come from somewhere.  Leave "magic money" to the government!

Thu, 08/06/2009 - 23:07 | 28747 Cheeky Bastard
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http://www.scribd.com/doc/898915/The-Prince-by-Nicolo-Machiavelli

Here you go people, a little book suggestion worth a read for better understanding the motives, methods and goals of those who rule us ... some of you might have red it, some of you might have not, but it is definitely one of the best books about Power and its methodology ...

Fri, 08/07/2009 - 15:35 | 29115 Marley
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Knowledge doth come of learning well retained, unfruitful else. - Dante
Nice make-over, by the way.

Thu, 08/06/2009 - 23:42 | 28771 SilverIsKing
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What's $10.B between friends? Would it matter if it were $50B or $100B? It's all play money now. Buy gold, buy silver.

Thu, 08/06/2009 - 23:57 | 28782 glenlloyd
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I consulted my magic 8 ball - it said they're going to need more than just the $10.7bn

Fri, 08/07/2009 - 00:14 | 28788 Anonymous
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How did Franklin Raines run this company into the ground? After all, he went to Harvard Collegium- the "greatest" education in the world. Right? another American idiot from Harvard MBA.

Fri, 08/07/2009 - 00:48 | 28795 Anonymous
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$170 Billion in Non-performing loans and we still have 2 year to go. Fannie Mae will pass $1trillion on their own. This is great news.

Fri, 08/07/2009 - 00:56 | 28798 Anonymous
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But Ron Isana says we are in steep recovery at most a 5 to 10% pull back forever!!!!

Fri, 08/07/2009 - 00:59 | 28800 Anonymous
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But Elron Isana says all is well and only green shoots!!

Fri, 08/07/2009 - 01:00 | 28802 Anonymous
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I have just three words for you... "Better than expected" !!!

Fri, 08/07/2009 - 01:07 | 28806 Anonymous
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Step 1: Recapitalize banks through TARP injections to discourage bank runs.

Step 2: Move money from left pocket to right pocket to contain interest rates in the face of unprecedented national debt. Demand that a portion of the cash injection is used to goose stock prices (see step 3 and step 4).

Step 3: Encourage banking interests to use excess cash to print higher stock prices in an effort to rebuild confidence. (It's all about the stock market, stupid!)

Step 4: Lean on major media sources; encourage only positive spin. Supported by higher stock prices, foster an illusion of prosperity and greed among the proles in hope that it will spark consumption.

Step 5: Manipulate economic data in an effort to support stock market valuations.

Step 6: ???

Step 7: Profit

Fri, 08/07/2009 - 09:11 | 28933 zarrmax
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I can't stop laughing... this is the second time I've posted this. Is this really the current state of our country? Was our current economic plan taken from the pages of South Park???

Phase one....collect underpants

Phase two..... ?????

Phase three......  Profit

Fri, 08/07/2009 - 01:20 | 28813 zeta
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What do you guys think would be the probability that the Treasury will indeed give Fannie the amount of money it wants?

Fri, 08/07/2009 - 10:48 | 29034 Cheeky Bastard
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in my mind that is more  a certainty than a probability question, but id go with 99,9%

Fri, 08/07/2009 - 01:41 | 28820 Apocalypse Now
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Tyler & Co. - Check this out, it's actually quite entertaining to see all of the possibilities laid out for the apocalypse.  It's interactive and you can choose up to five scenarios at a time, then see if you think your combination is man made or nature and full survival vs no survival on a spectrum between the axis:

http://sdn.slate.com/features/endofamerica/default.htm

 

Fri, 08/07/2009 - 03:05 | 28851 Anonymous
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Kleptocracies is the word of the day.

Fri, 08/07/2009 - 03:08 | 28852 Anonymous
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Kleptocracies is the word of the day.

Fri, 08/07/2009 - 06:59 | 28876 Anonymous
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the latest from dShort

The 1929 Dow and Now: A Tale of Two Rallies
August 7, 2009

http://dshort.com/articles/2009/dow-and-now.html

http://dshort.com/charts/bears/Dow-and-Now.gif

Fri, 08/07/2009 - 08:45 | 28891 Anonymous
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FANNIE MAE CONTINUES TO DRAW BLOOD FROM THE TAXPAYER

http://truthingold.blogspot.com/2009/08/fannie-mae-drains-another-107-bi...

Fri, 08/07/2009 - 09:08 | 28934 Bubby BankenStein
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Thanks for the link.  This will replace my lost paperback.

Fri, 08/07/2009 - 13:34 | 29326 Anonymous
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We are at the end game. I think there is going to be a major orchestrated event in the United States far bigger than 911 to cover the financial collapse, and then feed everyone some bullshit about how the Terrorist did it.

Fri, 08/07/2009 - 16:55 | 29702 Anonymous
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A bad bank "solution" for Fannie and Freddie is what I see contemplated. With half of the $12 trillion US mortgage market soundly underwater by 2011, and 9 out of 10 Alt-A's and OptionARM’s in that sort of trouble, I am trying to wrap my mind around the sort of bad bank that will have to be, and what it will mean for the people in the street............Fannie and Freddie have $5-6 trillion in loans on their books. If half go toxic, that's a $2-3 trillion loss right there. Securities written on the loans have undoubtedly been hugely leveraged, and moreover the losses on them are incurred much faster, so we could be easily be looking at $20-30 trillion that is being considered for a transfer to the books of the nation's people..........If you want to be politically involved in America, here's what I suggest. Contact your representative(s), and demand they publicly reveal the total dollar amount in securities and, more broadly, derivatives, that are outstanding anywhere in the vicinity of Fannie and Freddie........Push for an audit of Fannie and Freddie instead of the Fed.
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