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The Fatal Flaw In Europe's Second "Bazooka" Bailout: 82 Million Soon To Be Very Angry Germans, Or How Euro Bailout #2 Could Cost Up To 56% Of German GDP

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A funny thing happened in Euro spreads today. While the bonds of all PIIGS countries surged higher in price (and plunged in yield) upon the announcement of the second Big Bang bailout, the reaction in core Eurozone credit was hardly as exuberant, and in fact spreads of the two core European countries pushed wider by the end of the day, and over the last week. Why? After all the elimination of peripheral risk should have been seen as favorable for everyone involved, most certainly for those who had been seen as supporting the ever more rickety house of European cards. Well, no. Basically what happened today was a two part deal: the i) funding of future debt for countries that are currently locked out of the market (all the PIIGS and possibly core countries soon) or in other words the "liquidity mechanism" which is being satisfied by the EFSF "TARP-like" expansion, and ii) the roll-over mechanism for existing holders of debt which "allows" them to "voluntarily" transfer existing obligations into a "fresh start" Greece which can then emerge promptly from the Selective Default state that is coming from Moody's and S&P any second, and supposedly allow the country to access markets as a non-bankrupt country.

For all intents and purposes the second can be ignored, because as has been made clear over the past few days, and as will be demonstrated below, the actual rollover from non-Peripheral banks will be de minimis, the bulk of impaired debt being held by banks in the host countries as is, and used as collateral with the ECB in the form of par instruments for cash.

Now the second part of the mechanism was never an issue further demonstrated by the plunge in net notional in Greek CDS as core banks no longer needed to hedge exposure and instead opted to divest their holdings. This is merely a red herring that attempts to confuse the issues associated with the first, and far more important concept: the nuances of the EFSF and its imminent expansion. And expand it will have to, because in reality what is happening is that the net debt of the countries will end up growing even more over time for one simple reason: this is not a restructuring of existing debt from the perspective of the host country! Simply said Greek debt will continue growing as a percentage of its GDP, meaning it, and Ireland, and Portugal, and soon thereafter Italy and Spain will be forced to borrow exclusively from the EFSF. Therein lies the rub. In a just released report by Bernstein, which has actually done the math on the required contributions to the EFSF by the core countries, the bottom line is that for an enlarged EFSF (which is what its blank check expansion today provided) to be effective, it will need to cover Italy and Belgium. As AB says, "its firepower would have to rise to €1.45trn backed by a total of €1.7trn guarantees." And here is where the whole premise breaks down, if not from a financial standpoint, then certainly from a political one: "As the guarantees of the periphery including Italy are worthless, the Guarantee Germany would have to provide rises to €790bn or 32% of GDP." That's right: by not monetizing European debt on its books, the ECB has effectively left Germany holding the bag to the entire European bailout via the blank check SPV. The cost if things go wrong: a third of the country economic output, and the worst case scenario: a depression the likes of which Germany has not seen since the 1920-30s. Oh, and if France gets downgraded, Germany's pro rata share of funding the EFSF jumps to a mindboggling €1.385 trillion, or 56% of German GDP!

The Europarliament, ECB and IMF may have won their Pyrrhic victory today... But what happens tomorrow when every German (in a population of 82 very efficient million) wakes up to newspaper headlines screaming that their country is now on the hook to 32% of its GDP in order to keep insolvent Greece, with its 50-some year old retirement age, not to mention Ireland, Portugal, and soon Italy and Spain, as part of the Eurozone? What happens when these same 82 million realize that they are on the hook to sacrificing hundreds of years of welfare state entitlements (recall that Otto von Bismark was the original welfare state progentior) just so a few peripheral national can continue to lie about their deficits (the 6 month Greek deficit already is missing Its full year benchmark target by about 20%) and enjoy generous socialist benefits up to an including guaranteed pensions? What happens when an already mortally wounded in the polls Angela Merkel finds herself in the next general election and experiences an epic electoral loss? We will find out very, very shortly.

Here is Bernstein with the full breakdown:

Continuation of the current strategy with a materially enlarged EFSF and private sector participation in liquidity support

Despite the failure of the current strategy, there is still a theoretical option of an extension of the current liquidity support with a materially enlarged EFSF that would also be buying government bonds in the secondary market. We believe this is the least likely option given the size of the fund required to achieve the objective.

An extension of the EFSF to cover Italy and Spain would require a €790bn (32% of GDP) guarantee from Germany

This strategy is not only unlikely to succeed but would also run into some serious structural difficulties. To cover 100% of the roll-over for Greece, Portugal, Ireland, Spain, Italy and Belgium as well as an allowance for bank support at 7% of the banks' balance sheets until the end of 2013, the support mechanism(s), would need to be able to deploy a total of €2.4trn in available funds.

Assuming the Greek Loan facility and the EFSM remain in place, the EFSF would have to increase its deployable funds from currently about ~€270bn to €1,450bn.

Given the 20% overcollateralization requirement on the current EFSF structure and the fact that countries that receive EFSF support are not able to provide valid guarantees mean that in order to create a €1.45trn funding capacity, the total fund would have to be €1.7trn. The guarantees to be provided by Germany would have to be €791bn or 32% of GDP.

There is a legitimate question whether in particular Germany would see the point of committing that kind of support to a concept that has so far been extremely unsuccessful. It also would expose Germany to a worst case scenario of a French downgrade. Without France, the guarantee need would rapidly move towards the whole of the €1.7trn. As the market is getting increasingly concerned about France, the odds are heavily stacked against an extension of the EFSF as a pure liquidity support mechanism.

If Banks were to participate in a liquidity expansion their contribution would be minimal

Within the current strategy one of the open questions is whether or not the private sector can participate by providing liquidity to the periphery countries. We believe this to be a fundamentally marginal discussion despite its enormous political importance.

Based on the stress test data released on Friday, we find that whilst the banks account for the majority of the very short term paper, their total share of the funding requirement into 2013 is just 23% and 16% of the total EFSF.

The question is how big the private sector participation could be. Taking the "French proposal" as a guide, the private sector participation would reduce the size of the EFSF by €137bn or 9% of the €1.45bn EFSF funding, assuming 70% of the debt is rolled over, 30% collateralization and 75% of banks participate.

The problem with this private sector participation so far has been the risk that this may be regarded as a default by the rating agencies. As a consequence the banks would have to write down these exposures to market prices. This exercise would lead to reported write-downs for the European banking sector of €75bn, 0.55 times more than the liquidity support that the EU is seeking. And in particular in Portugal and Greece the fallout of the MTM losses far outstrips the increase in liquidity.

Even more importantly, more than half of these losses would occur in the banks of the periphery countries themselves. In the absence of an open market for these banks, the losses would have to be made up by the governments themselves and subsequently added back to the EFSF utilization.

 


And there you have it: the cost of the euro not plunging today as a result of the ECB not proceeding with outright monetization, is that Germany is now the ultimate backstopper of all of Europe's risk. And while before, when the EFSF was just over €400 billion or so, the market could largely ignore the risk, a €1.5 trillion "upgrade" certainly changes the equilibria dynamics. In an attempt to avoid the appearance of inviting inflationary pressures on Trichet's central bank, Germany has directly onboarded the risk associated with terminal failure of this latest and riskiest "bailout" plan and in doing so may have jeopardized anywhere between 32% and 56% of its entire annual economic output. One wonders if the risk of runaway inflation is worth offsetting the risk of a plunge into the worst depression in the nation's history? It sure isn't for the Fed.

The most ironic outcome would be if the eurozone, in an attempt to prevent further contagion at the periphery, simply invited the vigilantes to bypass Italy (recall how everyone was shocked that instead of attacking Spain, it was Italian spreads that got destroyed in a manner of days), and head straight for the country on whose shoulders lies the fate of the entire EUR experiment?

Is Atlas about to shrug and topple the entire oh so heavy house of cards?

 

 

 


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Thu, 07/21/2011 - 19:06 | Link to Comment Cheesy Bastard
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History shows that angry Germans are no threat to anyone.

Thu, 07/21/2011 - 19:08 | Link to Comment Robslob
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6+ million souls may disagree

Thu, 07/21/2011 - 19:11 | Link to Comment Gold Man-Sacks
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It's called satire, you literary genius, you.

Thu, 07/21/2011 - 19:19 | Link to Comment Ahmeexnal
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Maybe it's Germany's way to pay compensation to Greece for WWII.

Thu, 07/21/2011 - 19:22 | Link to Comment Cheesy Bastard
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Or maybe for WWIII.

Thu, 07/21/2011 - 19:25 | Link to Comment Ahmeexnal
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The rotmof are easily appeased. Let them "win" another sucker world cup.

Thu, 07/21/2011 - 19:31 | Link to Comment Cheesy Bastard
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Lol.  Kicking balls vs. Kicking ass.

Thu, 07/21/2011 - 20:59 | Link to Comment Juice Box
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Danke Schön Bitches!

Thu, 07/21/2011 - 21:26 | Link to Comment TruthInSunshine
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Sarkozy & Bernlusconi & Merkel had a summit today, and they talked, and their words were delicious and soothing, filling the air with hope & cheer, and they said there will be no defaults of any Euro Member, the EUR will be supported, and they will magically make all the debt crises and vexing math problems go away immediately.

So, it's fixed.

They fixed it. They fixed all the problems.

Growth can resume now, and debt is no longer an issue, nor is the tension between those in stronger EU Member States and weaker ones, nor is the strength/weakness of the EUR given that trillions of fresh EUR will be printed and distributed if these dear leaders are to be taken at their word.

They're very competent.

Thu, 07/21/2011 - 21:54 | Link to Comment I Am The Unknow...
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"turkey" is one of the Germanic languages.  Gobble, goggle, peas, gobble gobble. 

Problem solved

Fri, 07/22/2011 - 00:12 | Link to Comment G-R-U-N-T
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""turkey" is one of the Germanic languages. Gobble,goggle,peas, gobble gobble."

If indeed the ECB turkeys leaves Germany holding the bag then talking "turkey" may very well end up a language of the past.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-3dg65PaMw&feature=related

 

 

Fri, 07/22/2011 - 02:01 | Link to Comment TBT or not TBT
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They gotta get The Won in there too.

Fri, 07/22/2011 - 02:40 | Link to Comment Michael
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The fatal flaw is, no one is ever again going to buy Credit Default Swaps because they know they will never pay off because of government and central banking cartel shit.

That also makes the holders of those CDO's very angry since their CDO holdings are now worthless. 

I hope they didn't get some billionaire CDO holders angry by doing this. They may put a hit squad out on the people who did this like they did to Scarface.

Fri, 07/22/2011 - 02:55 | Link to Comment Michael
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I'm not taking the Blame for the Climate Changing or the Weather. The blame is all on them.

I'm only to blame and take responsibility for all the crap I pulled in my 50 years of life. Not the climate changing or the weather. Got IT!

Fri, 07/22/2011 - 03:26 | Link to Comment Bang Dae Ho
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...no one is ever again going to buy Credit Default Swaps because they know they will never pay of...

Michael, I thought CDS are one more trading instrument, well- OTC trading, but still trading... Long CDS positions are profitable when the sovereign debt crisis soap heats up, and short CDS positions are profitable when it cools down, as recently. When TPTB are positioned long, they give governments and media the order: Drama, drama, please! Then, when they got enough, they take short CDS positions and order: Conference and agreement, please!

I thought nobody is ever seriously considering the 'Credit Default' event, such a hypotetical event is just a pretext to justify this kind of ponzi derivative.

Am I so wrong?

Fri, 07/22/2011 - 04:02 | Link to Comment Michael
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A hypotetical event that will never materialize, over their dead bodies.

That kind of hypotetical event?

 

Fri, 07/22/2011 - 04:04 | Link to Comment Bang Dae Ho
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over their dead bodies.

I also have bold dreams, but I am afraid they are not as bold as yours.

 

Fri, 07/22/2011 - 04:22 | Link to Comment Michael
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US panel votes to bar climate funding

"A panel of the US Congress on Thursday moved to bar foreign assistance related to climate change, defying President Barack Obama's calls to contribute as part of an international accord."

"On a party line vote, the Republican-led House Foreign Affairs Committee voted to ban in next year's budget for Obama's initiative to support poor nations in adapting to climate change or pursuing clean energy.

But the measure's future is uncertain as other committees also have jurisdiction over climate funding including in the Senate, where Obama's Democratic Party is in control."

http://www.physorg.com/news/2011-07-panel-votes-bar-climate-funding.html

Fri, 07/22/2011 - 05:05 | Link to Comment Michael
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This site got 791 comments on its most recent thread;

BirdAbroad

"To address the main issue that people have been getting all bent out of shape about: the stores I photographed do not appear to be authorized Apple sellers."

Are you listening, Steve Jobs?

http://birdabroad.wordpress.com/2011/07/20/are-you-listening-steve-jobs/#comments

Fri, 07/22/2011 - 06:55 | Link to Comment boooyaaaah
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If Germany won WW2, Greece being the soft underbelly of Europe, We all would be in the same position today

Unless Germany reassigned the Greeks to Siberia

Which they still may do

Fri, 07/22/2011 - 12:35 | Link to Comment Ahmeexnal
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Send greeks to siberia. Create palestinian state in greece. That would solve a lot of problems.

Kurdish homeland in germany with berlin as it's capital would also be a good start.

Thu, 07/21/2011 - 19:33 | Link to Comment InconvenientCou...
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WWIV.

WW3 started in 1971 and is close to being won by the US. That is of course, if the fuck-nuts raise the debt ceiling and don't accidentally forfeit.

Thu, 07/21/2011 - 19:37 | Link to Comment Cheesy Bastard
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Congressional approval not necessary as there were no boots on the ground.

Thu, 07/21/2011 - 21:36 | Link to Comment centerline
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Along with going "full fiat," Nixon visited China somewhere around that time with what appeared at the time to be full 180 degree in stance towards the communist country.

Not trying to imply anything.  Just putting two "dots" on the board for the fun it.  If we are going to talk about WWIII already having been waged (on-going) via pen and digital 1's and 0's, I don't think the cold war mentality is off the table.

Thu, 07/21/2011 - 20:38 | Link to Comment WestVillageIdiot
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You are right that it is World War IV but I think for the wrong reasons.  One of the insiders that I always enjoyed listening to was former CIA Director James Woolsey.  He is not a douche like that Leon Panetta that just got thrust into the position.  He has always stated that the Cold War was World War III.  I agree with him on that.  Just add up the American casualties and costs in treasure that went into that debacle. 

The sad part is if you believe the Cold War was World War III you still have to think the next one will be worse.  This is going to result from such huge economic imbalances that it boggles the mind what the casualty figures can be in this one.  The "emerging market" countries should be the ones fearing what is coming the most.  They are always the biggest losers in proxy wars and major conflicts.  This time will be no different. 

Thu, 07/21/2011 - 21:04 | Link to Comment Ahmeexnal
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This time around, the "submerging markets" (US-JAPAN-EURO) will suffer great devastation.  Fukushima is only the warm up.

Fri, 07/22/2011 - 04:08 | Link to Comment Oh regional Indian
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Indeed Ahmee. Though this time the entire northern hemi-sphere is at risk through Air and th eentire world through water, ne?

One has to look, not even deeply this time, to see the nuclear pattern showing it's hand.

And I don't buy this surface level, Germany is payign for Italy crap. Germany has had an iron grip on the Eurozone since long before it's inception.

Kabuki!

ORI

http://aadivaahan.wordpress.com/2011/07/16/66th-anniversary-of-trinity-and-thoughts

Thu, 07/21/2011 - 23:40 | Link to Comment NOTaREALmerican
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Re:  He has always stated that the Cold War was World War III.

Wow,  we became a centrally-planned scam state like the USSR in order to beat the Godless commie, so now we have perpetually increasing Big-MIC, perpetual war, and (the new an improved) Big-PoliceState.    

 

Can't beat a "win" like that.  

Thu, 07/21/2011 - 19:25 | Link to Comment Cheesy Bastard
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@Gold.  +1 

Thu, 07/21/2011 - 19:19 | Link to Comment Sophist Economicus
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Not Funky-Chunky-Monkey-Boy!    Europeans never kill anybody....

Thu, 07/21/2011 - 19:24 | Link to Comment Sofa King
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Actually, it's more like 62 to 78 million souls...not just the 6 million that we have chosen to commemorate with the special title of Holocaust victims.

Thu, 07/21/2011 - 19:31 | Link to Comment francis_sawyer
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Has anybody ever sat down & tallied the number of OSCARS statuettes that have been handed out over the years (in ANY category), to films which had the holocaust as either a central, or background theme?..

It sure gives 'We will never forget' an alternate meaning... Why? Easy... Because it's sure to be shoved down our throats by the doting media & Hollywood community at every opportunity...

Thu, 07/21/2011 - 19:40 | Link to Comment Cheesy Bastard
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All kidding aside, I stand with the Jewish people and thier right to defend themselves.  I will never forget.  I am a Scottish/Irish/Italian mutt, in the interest of full disclosure.

Thu, 07/21/2011 - 20:01 | Link to Comment john39
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ok, well enough... but what does that mean.  does that mean that the israeli government gets to lock the palestinian people in large open air prisons? Kill civilians whenever they deem it appropriate? institute an illegal blockaide?  lets get real, it was wrong in south africa and it is wrong in Palestine.

Thu, 07/21/2011 - 20:10 | Link to Comment Cheesy Bastard
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I see by your response to Amish, you are a holocaust denier.  I will say this to you, and all the rest out there.  If I want any more lip from you, I'll touch your vagina.  Bitch.

Thu, 07/21/2011 - 20:42 | Link to Comment WestVillageIdiot
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Call me Fred G. Sanford because I am the junk man.  I junked your ass for your overreaction.  I didn't see any denials in there.  Perhaps I need a new prescription.  Feel free to junk but freedom of expression sometimes leads to things you don't want to read.  In that instance your a--hole was wound way too tight. 

Thu, 07/21/2011 - 20:45 | Link to Comment Cheesy Bastard
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You don't need a new perscription, you need better reading comprehension skills.  I clearly stated "in your response to Amish".  If you scroll down you will see said response.  I also addressed to to all holocaust deniers.  Junk away, my friend, to me it is a badge of honor.

Thu, 07/21/2011 - 20:49 | Link to Comment WestVillageIdiot
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I deny my denial, cheddar illegitimate.  Proceed.

Thu, 07/21/2011 - 20:58 | Link to Comment Cheesy Bastard
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No prob, 270degreesTownMoron.  God bless!

Fri, 07/22/2011 - 01:40 | Link to Comment CompassionateFascist
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There's a JewBook somewhere which claims that the Scots are one of the Lost Tribes; they're surely obnoxious enough. If not, CheeseStink, you are a most excellent Shabbatz Goy.

Fri, 07/22/2011 - 07:08 | Link to Comment SirPlayomic
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Have you ever been to Scotland? Anyway, let's not go down this tribialistic road where we all fight each other and forget who the real enemy is. In case you forgot, the real enemy is the Banks and their politicial puppets.

www.greedion.com

Fri, 07/22/2011 - 07:48 | Link to Comment ArrestBobRubin
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And just who do you think owns those banks? Need to see a list of names?

Thu, 07/21/2011 - 20:48 | Link to Comment WestVillageIdiot
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Okay, I just saw the post of the holocaust denial.  I will now junk myself.  Israel, like any nation, should be questioned for its behavior.  I'm not in to the holocaust denial.  It was a holocaust in the midst of a larger holocaust. 

Fri, 07/22/2011 - 00:24 | Link to Comment dogbreath
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how do you get the taste of the condoms out of your mouth

Fri, 07/22/2011 - 02:07 | Link to Comment TBT or not TBT
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That's the nonylphenol ethoxylates on there. Fortunately, while they are lipophilic, and thus active in your mouth, they are aslo hydrophilic too, and can be washed off easily under running water or with a very wet towel...if your sex tactics can be arranged to accomodate.

Fri, 07/22/2011 - 00:38 | Link to Comment Milestones
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Well said     Milestones

Thu, 07/21/2011 - 20:01 | Link to Comment francis_sawyer
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How politically correct of you...

As well... I stand behind the right of INNOCENT victims to defend themselves...

As it so happens... I 'feel' that I am an INNOCENT VICTIM of:

- a banking cartel which robs me blindly in broad daylight every day (& laughs at me as they do)

- a complicit media conglomerate (largely run by sympathizers)

- greedy & corrupt politicians who are paid to facilitate

---

I'll expect MY OSCAR come next March...

 

 

Thu, 07/21/2011 - 20:33 | Link to Comment Cheesy Bastard
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Fluffers, while in the movie business, don't win oscars.

Thu, 07/21/2011 - 20:05 | Link to Comment HungrySeagull
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Schuld sein Freiheit

Debt is Freedom... I think.

Thu, 07/21/2011 - 20:25 | Link to Comment Ahmeexnal
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Schuld macht frei.

Fri, 07/22/2011 - 02:54 | Link to Comment malek
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Wrong are all of you.

Fri, 07/22/2011 - 07:11 | Link to Comment SirPlayomic
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Schulden machen frei

Fri, 07/22/2011 - 12:39 | Link to Comment Ahmeexnal
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Debt shall set you free.

 

So that's what all banks have on the welcome mat.

Fri, 07/22/2011 - 04:53 | Link to Comment Dugald
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"All kidding aside, I stand with the Jewish people and thier right to defend themselves.  I will never forget.  I am a Scottish/Irish/Italian mutt, in the interest of full disclosure".

    Strewth Cobber...That makes you almost British!

Fri, 07/22/2011 - 08:33 | Link to Comment BigDuke6
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Aye , ah noticed that.

Ah hate thae dumb cuntz thit gae on aboot hailin frum Scoatland.

Wankerz!!

Thu, 07/21/2011 - 22:16 | Link to Comment ElvisDog
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This is only slightly off-topic and more than partly facaetious, but I think part of the fascination with the Nazis stems from the fact that their uniforms were (gay inflection) "fabulous". The all black with the little skull on the hat, and the cool iron cross medals. Hitler should have given up painting and gone into fashion design. He would have been a smashing success and WWII averted.

Thu, 07/21/2011 - 23:08 | Link to Comment Ahmeexnal
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Hugo Boss designed all nazi uniforms.

And today, Hitler Youth camps are alive and kicking. Even getting government support:

http://www.spiegel.de/international/germany/0,1518,775764,00.html

Gay fucktard nazis:

http://www.spiegel.de/international/zeitgeist/0,1518,768641,00.html

Fri, 07/22/2011 - 01:00 | Link to Comment sun tzu
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Wow a few hundred extremists. That's unheard of

Fri, 07/22/2011 - 10:44 | Link to Comment TK7936
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Homophobic A hole you are.

Fri, 07/22/2011 - 03:58 | Link to Comment Bang Dae Ho
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...their uniforms were (gay inflection) "fabulous"...

normally barbarism and order are contradictions... the Nazis blended both together. Their barbaric, cruel nature expressed itself by order and a some peak-of-civilization-appeal. Germans have always been obsessed by order and therefore even the most barbaric terror regime had maximum system and order.

The uniforms themselves are nothing particular. You have that impression because the uniforms are associated with what the Nazis were about. And this is sublime, and sublime = fascinating.

Fri, 07/22/2011 - 12:24 | Link to Comment Diogenes
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No one ever fantasized being ravished by someone dressed as a liberal. So says pj O rourke.

Fri, 07/22/2011 - 04:10 | Link to Comment Oh regional Indian
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True Francis.

In addition, try standing at anyplace in Germany and shout loudly that the Hollow Cost never happened. Jail without a lawyer before you can say Schwien!

That is a huge tell. Huge!

ORI

Fri, 07/22/2011 - 07:18 | Link to Comment L_Estasi_dell_Oro
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(p.s.: it's "holocaust" - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Holocaust )

Fri, 07/22/2011 - 12:15 | Link to Comment Oh regional Indian
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p.p.s: it's called poetic licence.

;-)

And if something never happened, what is it doing with a definition? Eh?

ORI

Thu, 07/21/2011 - 20:01 | Link to Comment Amish Hacker
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Six million is the approximate number of Jews who died in the camps. Frequently overlooked are some 6 million non-Jewish "undesirables" who also went up the chimneys. 

Thu, 07/21/2011 - 20:04 | Link to Comment john39
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another sucker who buys the holohaox...  no where near six million jews died in "deathcamps"...  but to make sure that no one figures that out, they make it illegal to question the holohoax in parts of europe, and, truth is not a legal defense... how very... orwellian.

Thu, 07/21/2011 - 20:20 | Link to Comment Bob
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and very German diction.

Thu, 07/21/2011 - 20:36 | Link to Comment Ahmeexnal
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OK, we get it. You wear a swastika on your burkha.

 

Thu, 07/21/2011 - 21:06 | Link to Comment MobBarley
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He's Tibetan?

Fri, 07/22/2011 - 04:57 | Link to Comment Dugald
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Makes for a great Sight picture though!!

Thu, 07/21/2011 - 21:39 | Link to Comment JohnG
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You are a fucking idiot. 

My late wife's grandfather (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_G._Pollard) was commissioned by the military to investigate Germany's light water facilities after the liberation of most of the concentration camps.

He took many, many pictures.  I have them. 

In one, at Auschwitz Birkenau (he got some sort of tour), you can clearly see the ovens still sitting RED HOT.

Dude even became a priest after Oak Ridge.  Read the wiki.

Moron.

 

Thu, 07/21/2011 - 21:50 | Link to Comment JohnG
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Additionally, my current wife's dad was one of the first US soldiers at the liberation of Bergen-Belsen.  The prisoners didn't have a clue what the fuck to do, where to go, anything...they had been tortured that much.

Fucking tool.

I'm not even Jewish and you piss me off.

I have personally seen tatoos on people that were in those camps.

Get a clue.

Fri, 07/22/2011 - 00:00 | Link to Comment Max Hunter
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I've seen the tattoos as well.. That's not proof of a policy to gas and burn Jewish people.

They were in work camps. Between 350-500k died of starvation, disease and murder by Nazis. The Red Cross was able to visit and document. Of course, they are also accuse of being an anti Semitic organization.

I guess if you don't swallow the holohoax religion hook line and sinker, you are some kind of hater. 100 million people died in the past century due to fucking wars and all we write or talk about is a quarter million Jews (turned 6 million).. What does that tell you? 

Sorry if my "hatred" causes me to morn the death of others besides Jewish people.. pfff

Fri, 07/22/2011 - 02:12 | Link to Comment TBT or not TBT
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Mmmkay, what's your read on the widely agreed estimate that around 100million people were terminated early by communist dictatorships, in peacetime, pretty much on purpose, across the 20th century?

Just trying to suss you out here a little, on where you stand on statist horrors.

Fri, 07/22/2011 - 07:10 | Link to Comment Max Hunter
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It's pretty hard to put numbers on all of this. Stalling killing 30 million, Tens of millions killed in Asia. I am anti war and anti killing. I view it ALL as a tragedy.

Regardless of how many Jews died in Europe it was TOO MANY !! I do morn the suffering of the European Jews but I do NOT use it to endorse the state of Israel! Period!

This is the problem I have with the 6 million. It's an eye catcher, a "religion" that gives Zionists undeserved sympathy whereby allowing them to commit crimes against Arabs.

Read/Watch Norman Finklestein on the holocaust industry. Of course Jews went to camps. It was horrible and should never be forgotten, but, it (Jews suffering) should not be amplified as to be "set above" the suffering of all others in this world. When I see that, it raises a red flag and makes me wonder who is actually in control of media/information/politics. 

I'm a simple man, I'm observant, and I believe my lying eyes..

Fri, 07/22/2011 - 12:43 | Link to Comment Ahmeexnal
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"Stalling"

OK, that pretty much explains why you are a denier.

Infinite ignorance.

Fri, 07/22/2011 - 06:48 | Link to Comment WVO Biker
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In Hamburg they killed more people in the Konzentrationslager than were killed by allied air raids. Come near my place and see the site: Neuengamme. BTW most were buried by undertakers. Unbelievable.

Thu, 07/21/2011 - 23:33 | Link to Comment FeralSerf
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Did he get an accurate count on the dead Jews while he was there?

Fri, 07/22/2011 - 12:32 | Link to Comment Diogenes
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Commissioned by whose military. If it was the allies why were the ovens hot after the camps wwere liberated. What were they baking gingerbread men. Or was he an official of the Nazi military.

U need to think your lies through.

Fri, 07/22/2011 - 14:40 | Link to Comment JohnG
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US Government.

Ovens stayed hot for months.

Don't name me as a liar fool, that's just not my style, never has been.

Thu, 07/21/2011 - 20:21 | Link to Comment delacroix
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research the world census, before, and after WWII .  6 million jews, were not murdered. too many, yes.  6 million, no.

Thu, 07/21/2011 - 23:47 | Link to Comment Dr. No
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"world census"? Lol. Forgot the sarc flag. When the us census comes around, i toss it with the junk mail. When the temp census worker knoks on my door, i dont get up from the sofa. Imagine how accurate the census is when goose steppers walk up to your door asking how many people live there. Easily +\- 6 million uncertainty.

World census. Lol.

Thu, 07/21/2011 - 23:20 | Link to Comment FeralSerf
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5,500,000 was Eichmann's number which the Zionists rounded up to 6.  The Zionists said Eichmann was not to be believed since he was a lying Nazi and was just trying to get out of his just desserts.

Nobody really knows how many died.  

Fri, 07/22/2011 - 00:59 | Link to Comment Whalley World
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Read Stalingrad

Fri, 07/22/2011 - 01:50 | Link to Comment CompassionateFascist
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6 million exceeds # of Jews in Axis Europe by +1 million. Actual death camp railroad lading bills, plus populations of Jew ghettos drained into one or another death camp = 2.5 million. Another 1.1 million Jews killed off 1941-43 during pre-emptive and actual anti-partisan operations east of the June 22 1941 German-Russian demarcation line. So: 3.6 million. That's about it, less all the lieing by both Zionists and Deniers. By the way, this is about half the number of people done to death during the 1942-44 eastern India scorched earth Terror Famine in Assam/Bengal provinces (bordering on Burma) engineered by Zionist stooge Winston Churchill. Heard much about THAT "holocaust" lately? Thought not....the Victors write the history books.   

Thu, 07/21/2011 - 21:27 | Link to Comment sun tzu
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You're assuming the Germans were solely responsible for WWII. What about Japan, Italy, and the USSR? They were also aggressors

Fri, 07/22/2011 - 02:01 | Link to Comment CompassionateFascist
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Not to mention good old Brits, backstopped by USA: 1) backstabbed Germany at onset of German-Polish War; 2) attempted to seize Norway, Hitler pre-empted; 3) murdered Metaxas, seized and occupied Greece, long before Hitler intervened, and then 4) overthrew Gov't of Yugoslavia, set up cabal of Serb Generals, etc. Then there's the small matter of Churchill's 9:30 AM, 26 November 1941 radiotelephone conversation between FDR and WC discussing how to "handle" the upcoming Pearl Harbor attack, etc.

Fri, 07/22/2011 - 08:53 | Link to Comment BigDuke6
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This is good

'Not to mention good old Brits, backstopped by USA: 1) backstabbed Germany at onset of German-Polish War'

What are you saying?

The Brits and the Germans should have got together in ww2 and taken over the world?

You r right buddy and everyone knows it.

Imagine if Churchill and hitler had got going TOGETHER - europe would have been easy... middle east oil then enslave africa and put the lazy buggers to work with boot and fist.

America was doing nothing.

Yes, instead of being soccer hooligans and drunken easy women 'die englander' would be fucking bavarian helga's and prussian ironmen... breeding the true master race . heheh

it could all have come to pass but the dumb brits wouldn't do it.

and all the brits missed out because you just cant let the Germans win... that all.

:o

Fri, 07/22/2011 - 07:28 | Link to Comment L_Estasi_dell_Oro
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The USSR fought the Germans just as much as the Allies did.

In fact, about half of all lives lost in that entire war were lost by Russia.

Without Russia on the Eastern front, the Allies would not have won from the Germans.

 

It was a very, very close victory for the Allies + Russians. Germany was working hard on truly amazing technologies and without a few miscalculations on their side, they would have run over Russia and the Allies in W. Europe.

 

Just go dig into the German atomic bomb project, how they already had flown to the skyline of Manhattan for reconnaissance, how they were way ahead in the field of electronics by the end of the war, how they were enriching U235, how U235 + infrared-fuses  + Japanese men were discovered and captured on a German submarine.. and suddenly the U.S. has enough enriched U235 to drop a weapon on Japan..

Read:

http://books.google.com/books?id=DoZhZ48Fxo4C&lpg=PA61&dq=farrell%20subm...

 

Do not believe for a second the post-war myth spread by the Allies that the German were incompetent. (Those who win write the history books..)

Thu, 07/21/2011 - 19:42 | Link to Comment caconhma
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"6+ million souls may disagree"

What are you talking about? What 6+ million?

Shit, you sound like a brainwashed average asshole US citizen.

It is time for Germans to stop apologizing for crimes they never committed and to defend their Fatherland!

Thu, 07/21/2011 - 20:54 | Link to Comment WestVillageIdiot
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I think the Germans should just STFU and pony up the billions of Euros it will take to keep the Euro together.  THAT is their duty. 

Ha ha.  This is just sick.  A proud nation is being thrown to the wolves.  This fall I will spend real time in Germany for the first time.  Flying through Frankfurt doesn't count.  I look forward to seeing the country that my ancerstry came from.  I will be like Alex Hailey.  I can't wait until I get to Germany and say, "Heinz Grubenberger, I have found you".  I think I will make a mini-series out of it. 

Fri, 07/22/2011 - 01:10 | Link to Comment SilverIsKing
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very mini I suspect

Fri, 07/22/2011 - 02:16 | Link to Comment TBT or not TBT
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Just for the porn they produce, basically a triple X version of "Shprockets", they should pay...for a while. I'm shorting the euro 2X if it passes 1.475

Fri, 07/22/2011 - 08:57 | Link to Comment BigDuke6
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'Shit eating dwarves 3' is a teutonic classic

Thu, 07/21/2011 - 20:55 | Link to Comment Ahmeexnal
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The "Fatherland" of Germany is Russia.

The liberating Red Army knocked up german women all the way up to Berlin.

 

 

Thu, 07/21/2011 - 20:57 | Link to Comment WestVillageIdiot
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"Ich habe eine 88 von zu, fraulein."

Please forgive my German. 

Thu, 07/21/2011 - 21:02 | Link to Comment HungrySeagull
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LMFAO.

And the Russians should knock on doors all the way to Berlin. It was way too cold for sex in Moscow that year.

Keep in mind that the South Germans are a little different from those in the North and particular the Austrians as well.

Oh, the Autobahn, if you see a set of lights flash at you from behind, get the fuck out of your lane pronto. especially if you are in the hammer lane trying for 130 or whatever the pathetic rental will do.

Thu, 07/21/2011 - 23:41 | Link to Comment FeralSerf
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It's a tricky manoeuvre to merge into the other lane that's bumper to bumper trucks and 2CVs doing about 60mph when you're doing 130.  (Delta is 70mph for the arithmetically challenged.)  Sometimes blood is spilled -- copious quantities of it.

Fri, 07/22/2011 - 02:18 | Link to Comment TBT or not TBT
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Tcherman drivers guesstimate the horsepower and speed based on recognition of the headlights coming up behind. Or that's the way it was in bavaria 15 years ago.

Fri, 07/22/2011 - 05:14 | Link to Comment Dugald
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Or,  

  Ich hatte deine Mutter für ein Stück Seife

Thu, 07/21/2011 - 21:29 | Link to Comment sun tzu
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The Soviets held about 30% of Germany. Many of them weren't even Russians

Thu, 07/21/2011 - 22:06 | Link to Comment Vendetta
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you are named appropriately

Thu, 07/21/2011 - 22:30 | Link to Comment foofoojin
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60+ million souls may disagree.

fixed that for you.

 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_War_II_casualties

Thu, 07/21/2011 - 22:42 | Link to Comment Ben Fleeced
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+100,000

quindlenburgers

Fri, 07/22/2011 - 04:29 | Link to Comment chalcedonite
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Interesting:

Raul Hilberg calculated the number at 896,292.  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raul_Hilberg

Sat, 07/23/2011 - 16:36 | Link to Comment Great Dane
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Oh please!  If you that bad at the delineation of basic math & time then perhaps you should reconsider www.ilovebarney.com, as it would be more your speed.

Thu, 07/21/2011 - 19:09 | Link to Comment Gold Man-Sacks
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LOL!

Thu, 07/21/2011 - 19:38 | Link to Comment rocker
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No threat to anyone ?   It would sure be nice to know.........

Who, exactly are the large bond holders in all of this........?

 

Thu, 07/21/2011 - 20:05 | Link to Comment carbonmutant
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Unfortunately Jean-Claude deferred that question to the bond holders....

Thu, 07/21/2011 - 21:03 | Link to Comment WestVillageIdiot
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"Who, exactly are the large bond holders in all of this........?"

WTF does that matter?  The actual bondholders are the "you and me" of Europe.  The regular people will pay for all of this with their blood, sweat, ,gold, toil and lives.  The men that hold the bonds right now know that they have no risk of paying for their sins.  Bonds are risk free, don't you know?  It can all be passed to the lower species.  I don't know why I have such cynicism while I sit here typing and looking at The Financial District.  Hmmm, it could be that sailboat that just went by. 

Thu, 07/21/2011 - 21:21 | Link to Comment rocker
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I think you mean we are the bag holders. I understand this part. I would like to know who the bond holders actually are.

The best I came up with is the 'Euro Financial Group' and the name 'Billberg'.

Thu, 07/21/2011 - 20:16 | Link to Comment MiguelitoRaton
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Oktoberfooked

Thu, 07/21/2011 - 21:05 | Link to Comment WestVillageIdiot
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Julyedto

 

I don't know if that worked.  Damn it.  It was a riff on July and being lied to.  I need another Scotch.  Maybe some peyote.  Yes, that would do.  This all calls for peyote and Cherry Garcia. 

Thu, 07/21/2011 - 21:38 | Link to Comment centerline
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It worked perfectly.  I guess I need a scotch too.

Thu, 07/21/2011 - 22:45 | Link to Comment Ben Fleeced
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Fukin show your face junker. I have a free kick in the throat for you. Yep IT'S FREE. like on yahoo.

Thu, 07/21/2011 - 20:27 | Link to Comment Needosh
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They are a bi-word for eficiency.....  and can be a problem when pissed, ask your grand father....

Thu, 07/21/2011 - 21:07 | Link to Comment WestVillageIdiot
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And let us not forget that they also planted, and nurtured the Bolshevism seed in Russia.  Can you say, "sealed train", bitchez?

Thu, 07/21/2011 - 20:27 | Link to Comment espirit
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False flag. Default of EU member bullish for Euro and US markets according to AEP.

http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/finance/ambroseevans-pritchard/100010950/the-magificent-strength-of-the-euro/

Thu, 07/21/2011 - 20:43 | Link to Comment B-rock
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Wow, that's funny!

Thu, 07/21/2011 - 20:54 | Link to Comment Re-Discovery
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Germany doesn't respond well to European debts shoved down their throats.

They should include a clause thatif they have to pay on any guarantee, the defaulting county agrees to be invaded with no resistance.  The Reich may yet rise again!!

Thu, 07/21/2011 - 21:09 | Link to Comment WestVillageIdiot
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They should have strong throats with all of the sausage they take in.  Does anybody remember Kilbasa Queen from the Howard Stern show?  That is what the Germans are going to feel like. 

Thu, 07/21/2011 - 21:18 | Link to Comment HungrySeagull
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Oh the Brat? Bring the beer. The two go together.

The nose knows no toot'  ;)

Thu, 07/21/2011 - 22:52 | Link to Comment Ben Fleeced
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having been granted land by Henry II, I say take 25 kilos of that sausage and stuff it your own pooper and then tell the German people what they can or cannot up with put. Go have a drink at Puss n Boots and pretend you are worthy.

Thu, 07/21/2011 - 21:49 | Link to Comment Kali
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That thought passed through my mind too.  Wouldn't it be ironic that Germany "owns" all of Europe in the end.  With not a bullet fired.

Fri, 07/22/2011 - 09:03 | Link to Comment BigDuke6
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All because they work harder than the rest of europe and still have functional companies where their CEO's were still paid only a fraction of their USA counterparts...

bloody germans

Fri, 07/22/2011 - 05:38 | Link to Comment Urban Redneck
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The article seems to imply that Germany would be willing to pay out some obscene amount of its GDP to subsidize the continued profligacy of the southern European States, which seems unlikely to put it mildly.  Failure to explicitly endorse the monetization issue is also problematic, but from more than the traditional can-kicking perspective.  The entire Euro-zone is now more dependant on Germany than it was before to prevent collapse, and the French are more irrelevant than ever before.  What happens if they replace Frau Ferkel with Little Adolf?  Germany is in a position to demand outright monetization and the installation of a Bundesbank Bernanke at the ECB at the threat of leaving the Euro-zone and leaving the rest of Europe with an even bigger burning bag of shit on their door step.  By monetizing the Euro Germany gets what it needs to support domestic exports through a weak Euro.  WW3 would be over without a shot fired and Germany conquers Brussels (again), so onto WW4 (the "anything but" axis Berlin-Moscow-Beijing vs. Washington and the $ aligned States).  By postponing the inevitable resolution of the monetiztion question the other Euro-zone States would appear to be placing themselves at the mercy of the German political establishment, which works fine with a Miss Piggy figurehead running the show, but that paradigm might not be maintained if a more results-oriented establishment comes to power.

Fri, 07/22/2011 - 07:00 | Link to Comment Bang Dae Ho
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...axis Berlin-Moscow-Beijing...

you presume some superior intention/plan here... thank you for the schmooze (I am German), but German population and politicians are the same denial-can-kickers as the US and the rest of Europe. Believe me.

Fri, 07/22/2011 - 08:48 | Link to Comment Urban Redneck
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Actually I am presuming that (outside the of fascist/socialist single fiscal policy ambitions of the aspiring dictators in Brussels) the mindless can-kicking opens the door something even more nefarious as an unintended consequence of the current ill conceived actions.  China is propping up the Eurozone out of financial self-interest, Russia has been working its way into the multilateral EU institutions, meanwhile the EU has been increasing its dependency on Russian energy, despite the convenient reminder of the occasional drops in pipeline pressure whenever there is a particularly cold winter in Europe.  Both Russia and China have an issue with USD hegemony.  So what happens when the bill for the current round of can-kicking comes due if Russia and/or China make an offer that can't be easily refused to the next German government ?  Or absent the Russians and Chinese getting involved, what options does the next German government have other than outright monetization of EUR (and extracting concessions from Brussels and the other Eurozone countries in exchange for something which ironically supports German manufacturers and bankers) or leaving and destroying the Eurozone?  

Fri, 07/22/2011 - 07:31 | Link to Comment L_Estasi_dell_Oro
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The Reich never went away. It just went undercover and international, not bound anymore to a specific country...

 

 

Thu, 07/21/2011 - 22:34 | Link to Comment Quixote
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"Angry Germans"--new iPad game?

Thu, 07/21/2011 - 22:54 | Link to Comment Ben Fleeced
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Fuck off!

Thu, 07/21/2011 - 23:23 | Link to Comment Quixote
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Who the fuck are you? Nice user name. Why don't you go stand in front of the Federal Reserve and wait for everyone to show up? Dillweed.

Fri, 07/22/2011 - 00:18 | Link to Comment wsmith
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The Germans need the Euro to sell their junk.

If they went back to the Hun-mark, it would hurt their economy.

So the average Hun on the street better get used to picking up the slack.

Anyway, so long.

And God bless all you Marxist cocksuckers.

http://geraldcelente.proboards.com

Fri, 07/22/2011 - 02:45 | Link to Comment Ghordius
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And of course now the English speaking media will stop talking about Nazi troops invading Greece and focus on how generous the Germans are...

And all this talk about exporting countries robbing the others blind...

And all this talk about the Euro getting printed like toilet paper will also stop...

hello? No way! The Germans will not repeat the Irish error. This fund is all a charade to distract the bond markets and the media...

Fri, 07/22/2011 - 11:01 | Link to Comment TK7936
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What are you talking about? Look at ZH Comment Sections. The tools cant avoid a holocaust debate at the mere mention of Germany. While ZH might be the epidome of objectivity now, the users are clearly the manipulated sheep that come from the Jewish media to this site and ejaculate there "education" all over the place.

Fri, 07/22/2011 - 11:08 | Link to Comment TK7936
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What are you talking about? Look at ZH Comment Sections. The tools cant avoid a holocaust debate at the mere mention of Germany. While ZH might be the epidome of objectivity now, the users are clearly the manipulated sheep that come from the Jewish media to this site and ejaculate there "education" all over the place.

Fri, 07/22/2011 - 03:04 | Link to Comment Karl Danneskjold
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thank you, best laugh in a long time...

Thu, 07/21/2011 - 19:08 | Link to Comment mynhair
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What can the Krauts do?  Cry like a Boner?

Looks like I sold EUR just in time.

Thu, 07/21/2011 - 19:39 | Link to Comment Spitzer
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Sold Euro just in time ? A depression means the currency (Euro) will rise sharply.

Anything the ECB et al does is just to buy time and wait for the US to implode. So far they are doing a good job. The Euro is up, there is some austarity coming down the pike and they are raising interest rates.

Contrast that with the US....

Thu, 07/21/2011 - 20:32 | Link to Comment Ahmeexnal
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Intraeuropean war is days away.

The "enlightened" fiefdoms linear thinking has once again been exploited by Mr. Market.

Chinese are doing a great job in duplicating entire cities like Florence, Hallstatt, Dorchester and others. China knows europe is days away from warpocalypse and few/no cities will remain standing when it's over.

Thu, 07/21/2011 - 20:45 | Link to Comment Internet Tough Guy
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intraeuropean war days away. lulz. Take a break, you need it.

Thu, 07/21/2011 - 21:04 | Link to Comment HungrySeagull
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Actually, the more I think about it the more it's possible.

 

Money in the trailer park at night equals yelling that escalates into domestic violence. The neighbors know enough to stay the fook in thier own damn trailers if they too want to be safe.

Thu, 07/21/2011 - 21:14 | Link to Comment WestVillageIdiot
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White trash, meth and firearms.  I think you have an idea for a great reality TV show on your hands.  Oh, wait, they already have COPS. 

Thu, 07/21/2011 - 21:19 | Link to Comment HungrySeagull
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No need for reality show. They are just down the road. When the wind is right... you can almost tell where they are in the cooking.

Thu, 07/21/2011 - 23:00 | Link to Comment Ben Fleeced
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You are supposed drink Schinken Hager not smoke it.

Thu, 07/21/2011 - 21:12 | Link to Comment WestVillageIdiot
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"Contrast that with the US...."

Currencies are backed by military might.  What are the Germans going to do, throw potato pancakes at the Greeks? 

Fri, 07/22/2011 - 01:22 | Link to Comment Spitzer
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Ahhhh the miltary might.

How did that work for the Soviets ?

Why does somebody always have to say that...its really starting to piss me off.

Fri, 07/22/2011 - 02:22 | Link to Comment TBT or not TBT
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The USSR's vaunted military was a POS, the giant 50megaton H-bomb warheads taken aside.

Fri, 07/22/2011 - 05:59 | Link to Comment Urban Redneck
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The USSR's vaunted military was not much more of a POS that the USSA's vaunted military. 

The administrations in Washington have went from not wanting to waste million dollar cruise missiles on a few goat-fuckers in tents, to wasting trillions of borrowed dollars and thousands of lives on a few goat-fuckers in tents.  In a decade, Washington has been no more successful in pacifying Afghanistan than Moscow was during its decade-long-infatuation with the country. 

Furthermore, in eight years the USSA has failed to increase Iraq's oil production and exports to the global market to anything above the levels achieved during the Oil-for-Food racket or above pre-embargo/sanctions, pre-Iran-Iraq levels, and in exchange for the vast wealth expended in that pursuit, the US has secured a relatively small piece of the Iraqi oil concession pie for US oil firms.  Meanwhile the Russians are doing quite nicely in Iran, despite any bad memories of the USSR's annexation of Iranian oil fields in the late 40's.      

Fri, 07/22/2011 - 21:30 | Link to Comment tip e. canoe
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nice synopsis of the RISK board as is.   funny, i read this hearing a Howard Cosell voice in me head.

"Down goes Frazier!   Down goes Frazier!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8g7834rwxM

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