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Tue, 03/29/2011 - 22:04 | 1115309 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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On a long enough time line, the survival rate for everyone, including the Trumps, drops to zero.

Tue, 03/29/2011 - 22:03 | 1115335 Howard_Beale
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Well yeah that, and every girl wants to marry the image of their daddy. Looks like she was spot on.

Tue, 03/29/2011 - 22:33 | 1115439 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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Hmmm...good point.  Really says something about Dick Cheney then, doesn't it?

Tue, 03/29/2011 - 22:46 | 1115506 willien1derland
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Ewwww...my eyes...my eyes!!!! Where is my Xanax?!!!

Tue, 03/29/2011 - 23:26 | 1115634 Howard_Beale
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Wed, 03/30/2011 - 01:27 | 1115997 Michael
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I see a shit load of financial services sector workers sweeping streets in NYC before the complete and total economic collapse is said and done.

Wed, 03/30/2011 - 08:38 | 1116406 bonddude
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Jet flies into building in 3...2...1...

"luckily the building was just insured..."

Tue, 03/29/2011 - 22:19 | 1115388 Popo
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... unless of course he gets a bailout.

Tue, 03/29/2011 - 22:26 | 1115415 jeff montanye
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speaking of survival rates, the vissarionovich reference above has an interesting irony.  it's the middle name of a minor russian/finnish official and of his executioner, stalin.

Tue, 03/29/2011 - 22:56 | 1115545 Hedge Jobs
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with these credentials he will either get a bailout or access to the discount window:

"Jared graduated from the Frisch School, a private, yeshiva high school. He graduated from Harvard University in 2003. Prior to his admission, his father had donated $2.5 million to the university, in what The Boston Globe claimed was an "egregious example of pay-for-Crimson."[2] In 2007, Kushner graduated from the New York University Stern School of Business and the New York University School of Law where he earned both JD and MBA degrees. Prior to admission, the family donated money to create NYU's Seryl Kushner Deanship, named after his mother.[4]

Kushner married Ivanka Trump, daughter of Donald Trump, on 25 October 2009. Kushner is an observant Jew"

Tue, 03/29/2011 - 23:27 | 1115646 YouBetYourLife
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Haaaavard and NYU.  Success assured, right? 

Then he entered the real world, stepped off the curb without knowing enough to look both ways, and got hit by a bus.

Sadly, it happens all the time.

Maybe the family can donate money to build a new wing on the US bankruptcy court for the Southern District.

Wed, 03/30/2011 - 01:02 | 1115957 Yancey Ward
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Maybe the family can donate money to build a new wing on the US bankruptcy court for the Southern District.



Wed, 03/30/2011 - 08:12 | 1116345 cbaba
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I think he is successful, his aim was to screw the investors and he did a good job for that.

That's all he learned in ivy league.

Wed, 03/30/2011 - 08:39 | 1116408 bonddude
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The guy selling dirty waters and pretzels on the corner knows more about business.

Tue, 03/29/2011 - 22:05 | 1115311 FOC 1183
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Met the Donald a few times on bond selling road shows back in the nineties. Pure ass. How many chapter 11s does a feline get, anyway?

Tue, 03/29/2011 - 22:06 | 1115341 Howard_Beale
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That is a terrible insult to felines of all sizes. The Donald is closer to the lizard variety although fishface was a name for him for many years.

Tue, 03/29/2011 - 22:52 | 1115519 Dr. Porkchop
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He did invent the comb-forward. Not only is he the president, but also a client.

Wed, 03/30/2011 - 08:07 | 1116332 Harlequin001
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I can't see what women see in him to be honest...

Wed, 03/30/2011 - 08:13 | 1116350 cbaba
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they see only "$"

Tue, 03/29/2011 - 23:48 | 1115742 LowProfile
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The lizard lobby is forming a picket line outside your door as I write.

Wed, 03/30/2011 - 00:01 | 1115782 Yen Cross
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Low pro. Hope all is well. I'm still over seas. I like 7777. I owe you an appology. Thanks.

Tue, 03/29/2011 - 22:10 | 1115353 MarketTruth
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Agreed, the guy is scum!

"He is a very smart young man," Mr. Trump said of Mr. Kushner in an interview Tuesday. "I think it will come out well for him and everybody"

Trump meet Jim "con man & manipulator" Cramer, Cramer meet "all glASS, no juice" Trump.

Tue, 03/29/2011 - 22:14 | 1115369 FOC 1183
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My God, what a lethal combo. And 2012 running ticket? Shiver me timbers.

Tue, 03/29/2011 - 22:50 | 1115514 willien1derland
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Though I am certain Cramer has dreamed of having that sweet Trump hairstyle -

Tue, 03/29/2011 - 22:27 | 1115411 mynhair
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Quit dissing felines, you mofo!

Trump's a bump in the ass of politics.  Looks like herpes.....not that I'd know.

Wed, 03/30/2011 - 05:23 | 1116192 Chumbadumba
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The pimples that never really go away, kind of itchy and always leave a mark? SOUNDS LIKE WHAT MY DADDY GAVE TO MY MOMMY!


Wed, 03/30/2011 - 00:41 | 1115904 wisefool
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Well he is probably on his first. He claims he has never smoked a cigarette, drank alchohol or taken a sip of caffine. And he has no responsibility to those who did so after he ch. 7, and 13'nd on them. He made his billions honestly. 

Tue, 03/29/2011 - 22:00 | 1115312 Id fight Gandhi
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Wont Donald drop his money bags on this and help out?

Wed, 03/30/2011 - 09:10 | 1116493 SteveNYC
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I would vouch that Donald has very limited liquidity.

Tue, 03/29/2011 - 22:03 | 1115323 Monkey Craig
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Interesting that LNR is servicing this loan.

I wonder if there is a personal guarantee from Kushner? Plus, I bet tenants are negotiating for lower rents.

Tue, 03/29/2011 - 22:04 | 1115337 Seasmoke
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Trump has to let Jose Canseco or Richard Hatch or Star Jones help this kid out

Tue, 03/29/2011 - 22:06 | 1115338 Oh regional Indian
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Somethign totally weird about the Don "Comb Over" Trump and his RE "suckess".

He's been funded by someone with bottom-less pockets for good reason.

Perhaps the fall guy for the birther controversy? Trump as Obama's bette noir? Who would have thought?

666, it must be devil's own bottomless, infinite printing press, eh?



Tue, 03/29/2011 - 22:13 | 1115375 alien-IQ
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beneath that comb-over lays the missing frames of the Zapruder film. If he is not kept in a steady flow of USD's by TPTB...he'll let the wind do it's thing and expose the true killers. And nobody wants that...

Tue, 03/29/2011 - 22:28 | 1115419 Ted Celeste
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+666.  I love ORI but that comment needed a response like this.

Isn't it possible that Donald Trump is just a batshit-crazy, megalomaniac shyster who just accidentally happens to bring up a very relevant issue - the birth certificate?

Trump is a real person after all, asking real questions re: Obama.


Tue, 03/29/2011 - 22:51 | 1115516 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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A duchebag calling a duchebag a duchebag does not mean a douchebag is anything other than a duchebag.

Tue, 03/29/2011 - 23:12 | 1115584 Ted Celeste
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Well I say Trump is a value-add, as he asks a key question: where is the birth certificate?

(That said, he is a stupid asshole.  True 'dat.)

First Alex Jones talking about the Fed and now Don Trump talking about the birth certificate - looks like The View is becoming must-see-TV!


Tue, 03/29/2011 - 22:38 | 1115458 Oh regional Indian
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hah. The things I've read about that whole fiasco. Funny reference.


Tue, 03/29/2011 - 22:08 | 1115350 alien-IQ
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The family that BK's together stays together...or something like that.

Tue, 03/29/2011 - 22:31 | 1115424 Judge Judy Scheinlok
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This family is a piece of work. Did Kushner's dad get out of jail yet? What about the Rabbi? Didn't he get convicted in Feb, 2011?

Throw them all in fucking jail!

Tue, 03/29/2011 - 22:37 | 1115459 bobboberson
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Execute them

Tue, 03/29/2011 - 22:46 | 1115495 Judge Judy Scheinlok
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Fukashize every last one of them. If you default, you get to work on the entombment crew.

Tue, 03/29/2011 - 22:08 | 1115351 palmereldritch
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You're sired!

Tue, 03/29/2011 - 22:11 | 1115366 Rahm
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Wed, 03/30/2011 - 09:18 | 1116512 SteveNYC
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Comment of the day.

+666 + Trump BK

Tue, 03/29/2011 - 22:11 | 1115357 Blano
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Just turn in the keys like Morgan Stanley did.  Problem solved.

Tue, 03/29/2011 - 22:11 | 1115359 Deluxe186
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Tyler put up Rosie's latest interview


Tue, 03/29/2011 - 22:15 | 1115376 Yen Cross
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It seems so Anne Hathaway esc... Is the Vatican involved?

Tue, 03/29/2011 - 22:15 | 1115378 jkruffin
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I guess Donald got the all-in 250% leverage memo for QE3 and he can't bail them out right now.  LOL

Tue, 03/29/2011 - 22:17 | 1115384 SqueekyFromm
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Well, if Kushner has a sense of humor, he will lease some of the spots out at a low rate to very litigious law firms, public charities, ACORN, and several homeless individuals, who each would lose little by either litigation or Chapter 11.

Plus, Donald Trump is right about the Birther stuff, it is just that he isn't parsing his words very well. What he is really asking is for the same thing as Chris Matthews, which is, for Obama to cough up a long form. like I have long said, the REAL Birther question isn't WHERE Obama was born but WHY Obama won't cough up a Long Form and resolve the controversy.

If you ask WHY, then it becomes a lot more interesting controversy.

Squeeky Fromm, Girl Reporter

Tue, 03/29/2011 - 22:24 | 1115401 Yen Cross
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You little vote scammer. I say he puts up tent cities on his so called (llc.-llp.) 5% at best golf courses. Put your name where your mouth is. If you can afford to?

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