The Fed Bailed Out A Libya-Owned Bank

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Thu, 03/31/2011 - 18:20 | 1123071 AN0NYM0US
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To finance the many parties on St. Barths with celebs such as Beyonce, 50cent, Usher, Mariah Carey et al.  they don't come cheap


Mariah Carey has spoken out on the accusations that she received money to perform at a private party paid for by the family of Libyan dictator Muammar Qaddafi.

In an official statement, the singer admitted that she received the payment to perform in St. Barts on New Years Eve 2008 and admitted that she was foolish to do so.

Thu, 03/31/2011 - 18:35 | 1123161 the mad hatter
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The Fed seems to be bailing out everyone but me.

Thu, 03/31/2011 - 18:35 | 1123169 FunkyMonkeyBoy
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You'll be the one paying.

Thu, 03/31/2011 - 20:21 | 1123267 CitizenPete
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Party music and hookers financed by the Bernake, no doubt.  

Thu, 03/31/2011 - 20:40 | 1123565 Bicycle Repairman
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$1.2m to party with Beyounce for 1 hour?

Well worth it.

Thu, 03/31/2011 - 18:01 | 1123075 prophet
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Fed is AML exempt?

Thu, 03/31/2011 - 18:39 | 1123178 Zero Govt
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Yes of course Benny skips legislation, silly question really. Those who make the law are above the law, very easy to understand

You make the law based on a 0.0001% nominal chance (drug runner or terrorist) and you apply it to 99.9999% of innocent people.

What you do not do is apply it to the elite 0.00001% who are allowed to commit mass national fraud (mortgages) or apply it to the 0.00001% who are actually terrorists (Libya who blew up a passenger plane and armed the IRA)

No, no, no. The Bernank ignores all national financial, criminal and terrorist Laws and indeed goes a wee step further, he funds them. Yes Bernank rewards the fraudsters and terrorists with $billions of freshly minted Benny Bucks and the SEC stays as quiet as a Church mouse happy surfing for midget porn

The law, politics and BS ....sooner they're all gone the better

Thu, 03/31/2011 - 19:04 | 1123241 CitizenPete
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Meanwhile your traced on any transaction over $9K, you have to fill out reams of paper (with a call into the DOJ) to buy a pistol, and you get your balls and bunghole massaged by the TSA to get on a plane flight.   


God save the Fed!


We're all living in Amerika, Amerika, it's wunderbar.




Fri, 04/01/2011 - 04:53 | 1124333 Zero Govt
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cues at airports is one of my 'favourite' topics... also cues at traffic lights, cues at banks, cues at zombie (zebra) crossings... where do cues (bottlenecks) form? Everywhere Big Govt and Big Corps are because first they're too incompetent to process efficiently and second they love the feeling of power engendered by waisting other peoples time and treating them like cattle 

remember a Passport was insisted on by the State to prove who you were. But to whom? The State itself! But of course the 0.00001% who are criminals and terrorists are expert at faking Passports. So 99.9999% of the population carry this worthless piece of shit around and the State is no closer to catching the 0.00001% (ie. Passports are 100% redundent) 

the State is so bloody incompetent it has no idea who the 0.00001% of terrorists and criminals are so it checks 100% of people going through airports. That's because the onus is now on 99.9999% of the people to prove you're not a 0.00001% criminal or terrorist to the State because the State is too f'n dumb to find out itself and has to treat 99.9999% of people like they are ALL potential threats

Government, the dumbest fuking institution on the planet 

Thu, 03/31/2011 - 18:00 | 1123080 PicassoInActions
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They ask the money in advance - they knew one day we will bomb them, and they had to be prepared at our own expence.


Thu, 03/31/2011 - 18:02 | 1123081 OpenEyes
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I think the next couple of days will be interesting as more of this type of stuff comes out of the ridiculous amount of pdf's released by the Fed.  You just know that there are quite a few little stinkers like this buried in there.

This one will probably get picked up by some of the MSM just because of the amount of 'buzz' with Libya right now.

Thu, 03/31/2011 - 18:06 | 1123089 FunkyMonkeyBoy
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Criminality beyond all imagination...

... and the people sit idle while allowing themselves, their children, and their children's children to be financially raped. People will take anything. Proven.

Thu, 03/31/2011 - 18:11 | 1123116 luk427
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How can they see anything when their heads are burried in their crackberries waiting for the next text message. The heard is being led over the cliff.

Thu, 03/31/2011 - 18:48 | 1123194 EvlTheCat
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I would like to see your radical credentials where you are on the tireless front fighting the FED and the hypocrisy of the U.S. government?  Please?  No, honestly! Are you an automaton who sits in an ivory tower pointing fingers at everyone else hoping you will whip us up in such a frenzy that they will actually start the burning?

Lead by example or STFU!

If I had to guess you are probably PrintingPress Ben mocking everyone while stroking your inkjet under your desk!  Daring the people to try and stop you.

You are redundent..

Thu, 03/31/2011 - 22:37 | 1123867 aerojet
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Dude, what are we supposed to do?  The outrages come so fast and furious that is impossible to even keep them straight in our heads.  Now you want a country half full of people who possess a 6th grade reading capability to actually do something useful with all of this information?  You're asking for too much.

Thu, 03/31/2011 - 18:06 | 1123095 john milton
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"I love the smell of fresh money in the morning. Smells like... bail-out. ...

Thu, 03/31/2011 - 18:24 | 1123100 Youri Carma
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Remember we're on the side of al-Qaida now!

Al Qaeda Leader Dined for the Pentagon Just Months Soon after 9/11

Al-Qaeda 100% Pentagon Run

Funny details: British Army tells its soldiers to bribe Taliban with 'bags of gold'

Afghanistan: Troops Guarding the Poppy Fields and providing them means LulZ

Thu, 03/31/2011 - 18:07 | 1123102 Boilermaker
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How very gentlemanly and magnanimous of the Fed.  Bravo chaps...bravo.

What did they put for collateral?  Oh, that's not pertinent.  Move along now.

Can this get more surreal?

Thu, 03/31/2011 - 18:06 | 1123105 Rainman
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No wonder the Fed fought like hell to keep secrets. These banksters are all kissin' cousins, no matter their country of "official" operations. Their wallets are wired together at the hip.

Thu, 03/31/2011 - 20:43 | 1123571 Bicycle Repairman
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"kissin' cousins"


Thu, 03/31/2011 - 18:06 | 1123106 Dr. Porkchop
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So this little war is about securing oil, and mopping up the dirty little secrets they know 'ol Gaddafi had on them.

Thu, 03/31/2011 - 18:13 | 1123115 Hedgetard55
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So, Barry can't produce a certified birth certificate, now it turns out his SSN is fake. Only an idiot would be surprised at this.


The  worst thing is that he allowed a military officer to go to jail over Barry's legitimacy to be CIC, and now it turns out the officer was right.


Barry in an orange jumpsuit for life? We can only hope.



Thu, 03/31/2011 - 18:18 | 1123135 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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It is all being done on purpose to discredit the United States of America as a form of governemnt so corporations can rule the world.  Soon this country will be the United States of Nike.  It's gotta be the shoes.

Thu, 03/31/2011 - 18:45 | 1123187 Hedgetard55
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Mr. LH,


     I miss your little stories. You were my inspiration for the stories (well, only 3 so far) I threw on here about Bernanke hiding out in the NYC sewer system!

Thu, 03/31/2011 - 19:18 | 1123303 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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Thanks Hedgetard.  Honestly [sigh] I have had a hard time with the comic relief lately.  A whiteness (the term for a flock of geese) has shat all over my comic relief.  Having a little difficulty laughing off Fuk and WW III.  Anyway, thanks again, and please direct me to your stories, I have not read them.

Thu, 03/31/2011 - 19:59 | 1123430 Hedgetard55
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Well, I threw them kind of randomly onto some ZH articles so I don't remember where now, but I will pick one of your entries/posts in the near future and put them under it.

Thu, 03/31/2011 - 19:02 | 1123233 Abitdodgie
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The UNITED STATES OF AMERICA (all caps) is a registered corporation and Obama is the CEO that is why he does not need a ssn because it is a privately owned corporation. It has nothing to do with the real United States of America , they just make you think it is the same thing. 

Thu, 03/31/2011 - 19:23 | 1123318 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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Yes, but I will add that they would prefer to pay us all in stock options and do away with all currencie, soveirgn rights, and all that jazz.  They want to come out of the shadow and make it known that they own us.  It is true that the US government is  a corporation, that voting does not matter, etc, but they still do not like that we try to make our points.  They would rather we shut the fuck up. 

Thu, 03/31/2011 - 19:25 | 1123321 PuppetRepubl1c
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hmm, it appears to me this has already happened.  All legislation that is written is prepared by corporations/lobbyists, unless you think the average congressmen who golfs 8 hrs a day also has time to write up 3,000 page legal documents.


The congressmen don't even read the bills anymore, i suspect they stopped doing that decades ago.!



Thu, 03/31/2011 - 19:36 | 1123370 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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Yes, it is true.  But imagine when the US government can not pay its debt, so JP Morgue becomes the last lender of resort.  What happens when the Fed fails its mandates and Goldman Sachs owns all the bills and bonds.  This is the end goal.  Do away with all goverments, and create a rise of firms.

Thu, 03/31/2011 - 18:12 | 1123117 tekhneek
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Tyler, did anyone convert the PDFs to raw text yet on your team? I can do that... we need a normalized database of this to crunch as a community.


Thu, 03/31/2011 - 18:14 | 1123127 bogey4
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"...would it be too much to ask of Ben Bernanke not to transact with institutions operating on behalf of various so-called tyrants, mutants and, broadly, Antichrists?"

Would there be any banks left?


Thu, 03/31/2011 - 18:16 | 1123131 Cdad
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Thu, 03/31/2011 - 18:15 | 1123130 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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None of this matters since the Bernank and the Fed are making a shit tonne of dollars (that is a viable metric for dollars I think) back on their investments.  Make us that money Bernank!  Make us that money!

Thu, 03/31/2011 - 18:20 | 1123136 tekhneek
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You're implying that they loaned this money out because they intended to profit?

Thu, 03/31/2011 - 18:35 | 1123167 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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That or Obama likes shaking something else of Gadaffi's.

Thu, 03/31/2011 - 21:02 | 1123589 knukles
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Nope, not at all.

They loaned it out so the folks to whom it was loaned could directly or indirectly spend the funds buying assorted products on or off the black markets, made by American companies or affiliates thereof, profits and salaries accruing thereto ultimately manifesting themselves in financial transfers, legal as he day is long, known as campaign contributions.  

Thence,  repeat, continue, wash, rinse, whatthefuckever. 

Thu, 03/31/2011 - 23:03 | 1123915 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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Exactly.  Got to keep that money flowing.

Thu, 03/31/2011 - 20:56 | 1123611 knukles
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Moreover, t'would seem that if it were a private (giggle, giggle, snort, snort) organization unaffiliated with and not overseen by any governmental body, unaudited and with the power to create money to boot, the fucking organization would now be under investigation (announced loudly by the government for all far and wide to hear for populist political public attention) for financing terrorist activities.

Go get 'em folks.....
If I were a wise politician, I'd be loading up the ammo to side with the Pauls, et al right now, because this is gonna get ugly.  No wonder they fought so bloody tooth and nail to not disclose diddly squat.

And, just what the fuck was the collateral presented against these loans?  Not enough wire-able fucking securities in existence to take in on an eligible basis.

Fri, 04/01/2011 - 03:56 | 1124318 Urban Redneck
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There are a number of large legitimate industries that calculate bank deposits by the weight of the transaction (e.g. public transit).  The problem for the Bernak is that a digital dollar has no weight and is thus worthless.

Thu, 03/31/2011 - 18:18 | 1123132 Dr. Porkchop
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 when it comes to direct funding from taxpayers would it be too much to ask of Ben Bernanke not to transact with institutions operating on behalf of various so-called tyrants, mutants and, broadly, Antichrists?


But those are his best customers.

Thu, 03/31/2011 - 18:21 | 1123140 AUD
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Hardly surprising.

Did you know that throughout the entire Cold War the Eurodollar deposits of the Soviet Union were in fact cleared daily at the Federal Reserve?

Thu, 03/31/2011 - 18:36 | 1123164 magpie
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Then again one wonders how Somalian pirates and the Iranian banks manage their dollar reserves.

North Korea on the other hand has managed to frontrun the QEezing all along.

Thu, 03/31/2011 - 18:52 | 1123208 AUD
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They are cleared every day at the Fed.

Ultimately, every eurodollar deposit in a bank somewhere in the world is a liability with a bank that has a settlement account at the Fed, which are themselves the liability of the Fed.

The Fed is the ultimate arbiter of all $USD denominated liabilties. The only exception is physical USD notes, which can be traded hand to hand. That is not how international financial transactions work however.

Thu, 03/31/2011 - 18:23 | 1123141 johngaltfla
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Just doing the job the Congress wouldn't do. Or would it have?

Thu, 03/31/2011 - 18:24 | 1123145 Cdad
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You know Tyler, I'm sorry, but I am just going to have to flat NOT believe you on this count.  I'm sorry if this somehow besmirches your fine character, but the thought of Ben Bernanke bailing out K-Daffi Bank is simply too much for me to take in to my slowly martini-simmering noodle.

So...there was no Al-Q-K-Daffi bailout.  There.  Like a criminal syndicate Wall Street banker, I have said it and therefore made this discomfort go away.

Done.  Next.


Thu, 03/31/2011 - 18:30 | 1123156 Rainman
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....martinis. yum. Just remember martinis are like women's breasts. One not enough, three too many, two big ones just right. you probably already know that. 

Thu, 03/31/2011 - 19:07 | 1123245 Cdad
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Here here Rainman,

Two giant martinis = fun.  Three...not so much.  Four...divorce court.

Thu, 03/31/2011 - 21:03 | 1123628 knukles
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And getting your naked photo posted on line with the three titted tranny....
Senior position at the SEC

Thu, 03/31/2011 - 21:08 | 1123647 nmewn
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